User is going to prison and wants to know ways to kill himself in jail.The...

Daniel Ross
Daniel Ross

user is going to prison and wants to know ways to kill himself in jail.

The prison gives you a polo tshirt and pants but no underwear, the cell rooms have a tiny vent that is too high to reach to tie something to. Inmates are on 24/7 cctv watch in the court yards and near cells so suicide by murder is next to impossible as guards storm. They check the cell every 3 hours and monitor cctv aimed at the doors constantly.

How do i kill myself in prison? or if no option for when i get there what over-the-counter pills (not paracetomol) can i overdose on rather easily and die within 72 hours and not by liver damage.

All urls found in this thread:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2478767/Suicidal-man-jailed-blowing-gas-filled-flat-claims-accident.html
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods
https://suicideproject.org/2014/10/suicide-fail-2/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag
Blake Diaz
Blake Diaz

You aren't in prison right now so why not just get it over with? Why wait until you have next to no options?

Elijah Robinson
Elijah Robinson

yes so what over the counter drugs should i take?

Jackson Ward
Jackson Ward

Suicide by overdose is the least effectice method, literally only attention whores do it because they know it won't work. Almost any other method is better.

Gavin Young
Gavin Young

Clorox

Nolan Mitchell
Nolan Mitchell

the full Robin Williams is best

Jayden Rivera
Jayden Rivera

Why not fuck off and go to some third-world shithole?

Jeremiah Scott
Jeremiah Scott

what method would i take that would work effectively. Thinking of tieing a nose and throwing myself off a bridge

Aaron Miller
Aaron Miller

cant go to airport, live 600 miles from the ocean and cant leave state

Cameron Garcia
Cameron Garcia

Suicide before, buy a few propane tanks, release value, gas room and light up a blunt

Jose Collins
Jose Collins

Why not run away?

Logan Collins
Logan Collins

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2478767/Suicidal-man-jailed-blowing-gas-filled-flat-claims-accident.html

Connor Wood
Connor Wood

http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods

Easton Cruz
Easton Cruz

Household toxins

77.5% success rate.

which toxins?

Jason Lopez
Jason Lopez

Why don't you want to go to prison? What are you doing time for? I did 5 years and it was easy as shit. The food was pretty disgusting but other than that, it was mainly doing push ups and reading books and playing cards.

Oliver Perez
Oliver Perez

In this day and age how would one electrocute themselves in their own home, should i find a 20 year old toaster or would the fuses blow?

Kevin Mitchell
Kevin Mitchell

just any wall socket
anything above 100V will kill but it might take a while unless you're wet and it's across the heart

Joseph Taylor
Joseph Taylor

so fill a bath with water, cut long extention cord, plug into wall, turn on, get in bath, drop cable into bath.
dead?

Evan Gray
Evan Gray

no that would take longer than you would want

Jayden Fisher
Jayden Fisher

then how do i do it quickly? climb up a pole and grab onto live electrical wires hanging above the street?

Matthew Wilson
Matthew Wilson

a household power cord is fine but>>6957679 might not go through the heart so you may just boil for a few minutes then die…maybe

Nathan Gray
Nathan Gray

how do i make sure it goes through my heart? shove it into my chest then fall down into the bath being shocked? peal the extension cord in two and place it like defribs onto my chest?

Matthew Williams
Matthew Williams

don't forget to stream it, you faggot

Jonathan Lopez
Jonathan Lopez

Why are you so attached to the idea of becoming an hero with electricity?

Jack White
Jack White

give me another option then, seems like the fastest with high rate of success that is possible without the chance of my unconscious self survival kicking in

Dominic Price
Dominic Price

There's a /suicide/index.html board full of threads discussing every method imaginable.

It's a slow, but quality, board.

Anthony Davis
Anthony Davis

Are you in a nogunz country?

Hunter Barnes
Hunter Barnes

shove it into my chest
the skin is the most resistive part of your body..

Ayden Brown
Ayden Brown

australia and i cant get a gun since im going to prison

Chase King
Chase King

I'll ask again. Why are you killing yourself? Why not go on the run?

Jacob Clark
Jacob Clark

i meant place the exposed wires onto my chest quickly then zap fall into bath tub and wire comes down with me

Evan Taylor
Evan Taylor

Stab your heart.

Jack Hall
Jack Hall

I live 600 miles from the ocean, I have no car, there are no other citys for hundreds of miles, the airport is watched constantly by the police

Dominic Lopez
Dominic Lopez

How long before you go to prison? You can try staving to death.

Kevin King
Kevin King

yeah go and live with the abos
if you break the skin you wont need to be wet..
if you get electricity wrong you'll wake up in hospital with no arms or legs and messed up in all manner of ways

Jonathan James
Jonathan James

OK well good luck with whatever you choose user.

Luke Davis
Luke Davis

On the upside if you wake up with no arms and legs you probably won't go to jail.

Christopher Peterson
Christopher Peterson

ah ok, so cut both my fingers, grab opposite parts of the wire with the cut ridden fingers, and die?

Luis Turner
Luis Turner

Tie your pants around your neck. Pin them to the bed then slouch down. It's gonna be a hard way out my friend. I recommend doing a lot of quick exercise so your gasping then fall down to make it quicker.

Not sure what you did but I'd probably consider the same to escape jail.

Isaac Nguyen
Isaac Nguyen

Alternative, get money sent and buy heroin or other hard drugs. Set your bed up so you can lay face down when you pass out. You'll be out when you choke on your puke.

Jordan Martin
Jordan Martin

been trying to source heroin for the past month on the outside and no luck, mail system is not possible as address and entire post office is being watched.

What if i extract 1 gram of codeine with CWE and swallow that?

Colton Wilson
Colton Wilson

beds are a concrete slab

Charles Lopez
Charles Lopez

What did you do to earn a prison sentence, user? No one here will judge you. Just be honest. What was your alleged crime?

James Stewart
James Stewart

Multiple charges of
Commercial supply of schedule 1

Looking at 16 years

Dylan Scott
Dylan Scott

What if i huff butane out of a cigerette lighter refuel can. fill up a balloon, inhale, instant sniffing death?

Brody Phillips
Brody Phillips

Google yields schedule 1 being things like marijuana. Was there more than that or was it just weed?

Robert Young
Robert Young

Australia mate
mdma and meth

Brayden Carter
Brayden Carter

cant leave state
You fat, nigga? Can't go for a hike and disappear?

Julian Gomez
Julian Gomez

That's terrible OP. My first choice would be nylon rope from the hardware store. Make sure to set the rope so that it will pinch off blood flow to the brain, only 5-6 seconds until you blackout and it takes very little pressure to achieve.

Consider however just walking a few hundred miles or fleeing to the safety of the woods. Grab a sleeping bag, the rope, a good knife, entrenching tool, a backpack and whatever else you need and just leave. It's not hard to trap deer at all.

Nolan Watson
Nolan Watson

Since you are killing yourself can't you just go and buy a gun from one of your drug buddies and instead of just killing yourself, do something. You have to hate some politician enough that a rifle for him and a pistol for you makes sense. Blow all your money on it, it doesn't matter.

Colton Bell
Colton Bell

in my location thats not exactly possible
little wildlife out here, only birds, no streams of water

How do i set the rope to pinch the blood flow?
everyone is either already in jail or fled with the cash they had left, i spent the last of mine on smokes

Adam Hill
Adam Hill

i spent the last of mine on smokes
lol, fucking loser

Isaiah Flores
Isaiah Flores

.

Brayden Nguyen
Brayden Nguyen

Just do your time, you fucking pussy

Noah Johnson
Noah Johnson

Get your pulse up and feel around for the arteries in your neck, then place pads or pieces of cloth over them when you set the rope, then lean into them or hang, your choice. It'll take a little experimentation.

Sebastian Morales
Sebastian Morales

Have you been sentenced yet?

Carter Barnes
Carter Barnes

The thing with killing yourself is that you have lost all drive. You are not even willing to think outside the box and somehow make a grand or two selling your things. Run away with your money and have fun/try to leave the country.

Ian Flores
Ian Flores

cheers written that down for when i am alone and can do it.
thanks

Josiah Ross
Josiah Ross

You're going to prison anyway. Rape, loot and murder. You don't need a gun, a knife is just as good. Make the most of it. Have fun. You'll probably get shot by a cop, death achieved.

16 years isn't too much though, and you'll definitely be released a lot earlier if you behave well. What are the prisons like in Australia? Are they comfortable? Do they provide internet? Consider using them as rent free housing for the next few years. Write a book. Get /fit/. Use all that free time to some purpose.

Alexander Collins
Alexander Collins

Apple seeds, cherry seeds, and more importantly, the soft seeds inside the pit of an apricot has cyanide

save up 20 seeds, and grind them up and eat them

Parker Hughes
Parker Hughes

would buying bulk apple seeds work?
blend em all and pour it into vodka and swallow.

Brayden Gutierrez
Brayden Gutierrez

"Apple seeds (and most other seeds) contain AMYGDALIN, not pue cyanide. Amygdalin is the only known cure for cancer (if combined with detoxification programs like the Gerson therapy) so you only made yourself better LOL … The cyanide contained in the amygdalin molecule is trapped and it cannot hurt you. It can ony be released if you have cancer, and then it will kill the cancer cells ONLY. It’s like H2O (water) – if you pour Oxygen (O) on a fire, the fire becomes stronger. If you do it with Hydrogen (H) the same happens. But if you combine Oxygen and Hydrogen into H2O (water) and our it on the fire, you will put the fire out even though both H and O could fuel the fire."

source: https://suicideproject.org/2014/10/suicide-fail-2/

doesnt seem like it works

Elijah Cox
Elijah Cox

Go to Westfield shopping center, grab an auto defibrilator near Coles or woolies and put the 1 pad across your chest and second on your mouth charge machine and hit the button.

Done and dusted.

Gavin Nelson
Gavin Nelson

They detect heart rhythm ive discussed the use of them with a paramedic before and a quick google search yields same result

I think you watch too much breaking bad

Cameron Morgan
Cameron Morgan

That is why the 2nd pad is removed and placed in the mouth and not on the other side of the chest, the ekg will read as a flatline and the machine will charge.

Alternatively a navy office managed to kill himself with a multimeter trying to measure his internal resistance, the 9v battery was enough to disrupt his heart when the probes pierced his skin.

Christian Collins
Christian Collins

yeah i read about the multimeter death a week ago. interesting about the ekg thinking you flatline by doing that will keep that in mind thanks.

Carter Young
Carter Young

I don't remember if I saw it on a movie or irl but you might be able to kill yourself but jumping off of the bet or toilet and landing face-first. Especially if the floor is concrete.

Alexander Edwards
Alexander Edwards

Even a disposable camera could kill you technically the capacitors in those things are usually 330v 120uf so charge one of those up with 2 wires / probes and shove that in your skin lol

Nathaniel Jones
Nathaniel Jones

tieing a nose

Ryan Moore
Ryan Moore

im an alleged drug dealer not an english major

Connor Roberts
Connor Roberts

I've got a tennis racket bug zapper which ive attached nails to, gives you a good shock on your skin, havnt pierced the skin and zapped will try that later tonight thanks

Carter Allen
Carter Allen

Hypothesizing here, but its possibly easier to make sure the charge goes across your heart if you have one electrode on your back, and the other on your chest.

Brody Sanders
Brody Sanders

Why would being a drug dealer preclude you from being an english major?

Angel Phillips
Angel Phillips

yeah , small cut on back behind heart, small cut on chest infront of heart, attach, should work

Robert Perez
Robert Perez

im an alleged drug dealer not an english major

Austin Turner
Austin Turner

Bite off your own tongue. Death by loss of blood.

Jaxon Edwards
Jaxon Edwards

Take a sharp knife and slit the veins in both forearms. Lengthwise, down the river, from wrist to elbow. Fill a bathtub with water and plug it beforehand. After slitting both arms, lay in bathtub with arms submerged. You will die from bloodloss.

Ryan Evans
Ryan Evans

1) Go to nearest 4 story building, get to roof or highest window, leap head-first.

2) Go to nearest railroad track. Wait. Lay neck on rail when you see the light and hear the Honoka.

3) One of these.

Jacob Cook
Jacob Cook

The other three.

Chase Cox
Chase Cox

What did you do?

Ian Phillips
Ian Phillips

hear the Honoka

Ayden Turner
Ayden Turner

nu-mccoy
not the real McCoy
I'LL END YOU!!!

Jonathan Nguyen
Jonathan Nguyen

he read the thread before posting

Samuel Phillips
Samuel Phillips

This pasta again, create your own board or just travel to Netherlands you attention whore.

Jose Scott
Jose Scott

calling it 'pasta'
not knowing the lingo
/facebook/index.html
/reddit/index.html
/tumblr/index.html
/4chan/index.html
/oven/index.html

Dylan Ross
Dylan Ross

shotgun to head
lethality 99%

The fuck happened to the other 1%? Did they miss their brain or something?

Also,

time (min): 1.7

How exactly does it take 1.7 minutes to die by shooting yourself in the head?

Zachary Moore
Zachary Moore

stay woke nigga

Luis Flores
Luis Flores

IKR?

Eli Price
Eli Price

I am so sick of these fucking mods.

Camden Edwards
Camden Edwards

Like they spout BS like that was spam just because I posted related images in a thread about it that they deleted
gay

Camden Brown
Camden Brown

Every moderator that has blocked that Barth posters on Holla Forums owes Barth an apology.

Christopher Harris
Christopher Harris

dubs

Evan Ward
Evan Ward

funny thread

what are you charged with?

Kayden Ross
Kayden Ross

Why do you give a fuck about your parole terms if you're going back to prison and you're going to kill yourself before then anyway? Idiot.

Ryder Murphy
Ryder Murphy

Dude, just do the time and next time don't do the crime.

Juan Phillips
Juan Phillips

Do you have access to those party supply stores that sell helium tanks? If so, congratulations, you have access to everything you need for an EXIT BAG! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag

You can also just seal up a room with duct tape and start a charcoal burner to suck up all the oxygen. That will work. It is not nearly as comfortable and easy as an exit bag though.

Josiah Parker
Josiah Parker

i hope your death is slow and torturous you worthless cunt

Alexander Cruz
Alexander Cruz

who got it?

Ethan Davis
Ethan Davis

dubs

Hunter Cook
Hunter Cook

Don't do it user. 16 years will fly quickly and you may even get out earlier. It'll toughen you up and you'll become a proper aussie cunt. You live in Australia ffs - you can't go soft on us now! Try being white in South Africa today - maybe in many cases an aussie prison is a good place with the right perspective. See it as a learning experience, a mission. A duty you have to serve due to unforseen consequences. I have known 3 people who have offed themselves due to situations, etc. I have known of (not personally) but a friend of a friend who did the bridge thing. It wasn't immediate and it was horrific. He lay dying as his mother and girlfriend cried over him. Nothing the paramedics could do. Life is precious OP. Don't be a dumbass. Jesus Loves you and don't let other people make you feel like a cunt. Don't let the world define your existence but don't off yourself simply because you cannot deal. You will be just fine! You will learn a lot about life, be able to reflect. You're currently experiencing (most likely) a hormone imbalance due to drugs/alcohol/lack of exercise or some just heartfelt depression and apathy toward life. This too, will pass if you change your mindset. Happiness is a choice my man and it'd be better if you choose Life rather than end it all. It's not the end of the road for you, it's the beginning of a new chapter… Once completed, beautiful things await. God Bless you user.

Jeremiah Gutierrez
Jeremiah Gutierrez

t.faggot

Dominic Brown
Dominic Brown

What a wreckt pussy.

Isaiah Foster
Isaiah Foster

prison gives you a polo tshirt
The fuck kind of prison is that? A chad prison?

Logan Davis
Logan Davis

Keep laughing faggot. You have never seen it up close and personal. Or you're too edgy to understand the value of life. It'd be funny if you had seen war or experienced a multitude of violence, degeneracy, addictions in the physical instead of sitting behind a monitor.

Robert Torres
Robert Torres

Watch this video while reading my comment.

I'd urge you to live. To endure hardship is the reason for being alive. You'll be out in 5 with good behaviour anyway.

Prison isn't bad just loads of working out and playing cards. People only mess with you until you show that you'll fight back that is where the "Bash someone on your first day" came from.

As long as you've got your arms and legs and a good spine there is no reason to die. Rather 5 years in a cage will do you good give you some time to reboot get used to not being on something all the time if you want there are "drugs" in jail in the form of books. You can read books and be in far away lands on adventures that only you can experience.

People who come out really learn to value what they have their freedom. Don't give up, ever.

Caleb Anderson
Caleb Anderson

Stop breathing.

Adrian Martin
Adrian Martin

volts dont kill its the amps, a static shock has the potential for 100-10000 volts and you dont die from them.

Hudson Harris
Hudson Harris

yeah but the high voltage is what enables the high current in the first place, static shocks just occur over such a short period of time that it doesn't matter

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