Wat do?
Wake up
Kill myself?
wonder how my dick got so huge
Bust a nut.
Just think of how ephemeral a blowjob is compared to the torment of living without a purpose
Wonder why I suddenly have legs.
what a queer
question where I am
FUCKING BABYSITTER! I gotta have a chat with the wife on this.
what happened to your legs user ?
OH GOD WHO MUTILATED MY PENIS?!
Tell the stupid bitch to get her feet off my dick.
Feet are gross.
Sauce?
Not everyone is born with legs you ficking shitlord!
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get the VSS and shoot that snork
What I want to know is why her feet aren't up his ass
Smack her. "Be gone, succubus!" then purify my dick in a nice clean boipussy
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kick degenerate whore out of my house
RRRRRRAAAAPPPPPEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
cutting her throath, then taking her body to my basement.
Practice arts of necromancy.
hit her
Fart silently.
Check for pennis.
get your disgusting feet off of me, whore
honey oh my god
Bitch please let me sleep already.
Oh and fuck, get out of my house.
I'd be wondering about the location of the jew that cut off my foreskin
Scream: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DEFORMED HALF-DICK? WHERE IS MY GLORIOUS FORESKIN?
When in doubt, kill them all.
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Mommy?
"Sis? It's too early…"