Colt 45; Swill of Urban dwellers

Connor Jackson
Connor Jackson

What do, Holla Forums?

I have a can of four lokos malt in the fridge.

John Cruz
John Cruz

put up pooper big end first and go for a jog

Jaxon Butler
Jaxon Butler

Make sidewalk slam. Bitch.

Tyler Reed
Tyler Reed

Currently kicking back some Natural Ice. I get 18-packs for around 10 bucks. Best bang for the buck.

Jose Harris
Jose Harris

I could stretch butthole like that when I was a teen, but not since I was 14. This would end in pickles jar.

Seems like a waste of both, but I had my weigh-in this morning so I can fuck up my body tonight.

Daniel Gray
Daniel Gray

Here is picture of annoying cat while I make video.

Jacob Russell
Jacob Russell

Sidewalk slam. Now.

Jonathan Allen
Jonathan Allen

Lesbian sister joined me. She's getting fucked up to breaking up with lesbian lover over phone.

Jose Perez
Jose Perez

Video won't upload. What do?

Ian Anderson
Ian Anderson

Film her licking a 🥓 sammich, I want to see her technique.

Fuck knows

Asher Howard
Asher Howard

Ffs my nigga.
Upload lesbian sister.

Jace Mitchell
Jace Mitchell

She won't participate, but have picture of her legs.

Matthew Hughes
Matthew Hughes

Okay now do your leg.

Robert Morgan
Robert Morgan

Still have half can of lokos. What do?

Alexander Foster
Alexander Foster

Boof it.

Nicholas Nguyen
Nicholas Nguyen

Picture of foot. Snuck picture of lesbian sister. One sec.

Charles Anderson
Charles Anderson

Better yet, insert dick in cup.

Lucas Taylor
Lucas Taylor

Dump them down the sink and go back to the liquor store for drinks that aren't diabetic horse piss.

Dylan Hughes
Dylan Hughes

Cat won't shut the fuck up. Sister Superconducting using turkey to torment im.

William Hall
William Hall

I'm drunk and the liquor store is halfway across town. Closest thing is a bar down the street.

Juan Young
Juan Young

closest thing is a bar down the street
Bring your camera.

Dominic Williams
Dominic Williams

Is Colt 45 worse than Steel Reserve? SR to date is the worst drink I've ever tried, even worse than straight Everclear.

Elijah Cooper
Elijah Cooper

This.

Jackson Clark
Jackson Clark

Here is even more annoying car.

Aiden Sullivan
Aiden Sullivan

Gonna go play New Vegas.

Nathaniel Perry
Nathaniel Perry

I AM THE MACHINE!

Noah Moore
Noah Moore

are you gonna get wasted and fuck your sister?

Angel Turner
Angel Turner

I'm relatively drunk. But if my family was that dysfunctional there'd already here vids up.

Mason Ortiz
Mason Ortiz

c'mon, just fuck your sister! you only live once.

Justin White
Justin White

I think that was his plan all along

Thomas Gray
Thomas Gray

Who would want to fuck a dyke?

Jonathan Jones
Jonathan Jones

thats the whole point, man

Mason Evans
Mason Evans

malt liqour rules :)999999 l : i 0 :o

Tyler Sanders
Tyler Sanders

Does anyone else's dick get sore after cumming if you've been drinking? What causes that and is there any way to make it go away quicker?

Luis Campbell
Luis Campbell

Fuck. Company that has never required signing suddenly required signing, and neither my lil bro or sis have told me about being asked to sign for a package/refused, yet no notice was left to tell me which of the 13 post offices around town my package was dumped off at. What do?

Wyatt Hall
Wyatt Hall

You should be able to narrow down which post office it was sent to by the tracking number. Call around and see which one has it.

Ayden Johnson
Ayden Johnson

I'll try my best. The USPS workers in my town are assholes.

Fuck I want my WeebShit. I can't believe this shit. NLS has never required signing for a package before.

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