Happy birthday to me Holla Forums

Jeremiah Anderson
Jeremiah Anderson

I'm 20 today Holla Forums. I have no real friends, and haven't had any for about 8 months now. They all moved to different parts of the state and I stayed behind in a spic infested city in central texas. Everyone I know is either a degenerate who's idea of fun is getting high and watching talmudvision, drinking which is fun, but house parties are gay and filled with niggers and spics here, or they're shitskins. I'm not autistic or ugly, and I actually have decent social skills, but I have no inclination to reach out or talk to people. If I hang out with someone it's because they reached out to me and never the other way around. I have no idea how things have slid this far, but tomorrow I'm going to spend my birthday alone, probably going to go buy a nice shotgun and spend an hour or two shooting skeet at a range. How do you make friends post redpill? How do you give a shit about people?

Nicholas Peterson
Nicholas Peterson

I'm not autistic and I have OK social skills
"spic", "nigger", "degenerate", "shitskin", "redpill"
guise y am i alone on birthday? :( im super edgy and dont care about anyone that's why im alone but can you help me still?

Ryder Sullivan
Ryder Sullivan

Merry birthday user

James Cook
James Cook

My power level is only revealed here user. Also if you knew what city I was talking about, you'd hate it too.

Thanks user, y-you too

Austin Clark
Austin Clark

I made 3 good new friends over the last couple years by just being myself and talking to people

Owen Campbell
Owen Campbell

Don't conceal yourself if you want to make friends

Levi Brown
Levi Brown

make friends
show them how smart you are by correcting every single one of their mistakes. they will be grateful because it improves their knowledge.

Also if you knew what city I was talking about, you'd hate it too.
must be an american one then.

Tyler Watson
Tyler Watson

must be one in america then
Yep, Texas is in America. You must be in one of those socialized countries where people go to public schools but don't learn how to read.

Leo Hall
Leo Hall

Happy birthday op. You should get high for your birthday.
Also how do you shoot skeet by yourself?

Jayden Perry
Jayden Perry

at least they taught us how to quote

William Barnes
William Barnes

I smoked weed for a year, basically made me an autist tbh. At a gun range you yuropoor faggot.

Carter Clark
Carter Clark

I'm the only white person at my work who's not a fag or a kike.

Nolan Diaz
Nolan Diaz

Why would you assume that I'm european based on that post? I don't go to gun ranges because I've always had property to shoot on and people to launch skeet for me.

Zachary Lewis
Zachary Lewis

Find cool people (like us) on the Internet and talk to them.

Brayden Gomez
Brayden Gomez

Well excuse me then.

Well i'm here now.

Landon Hall
Landon Hall

You still didn't answer my question.

Tyler Sanchez
Tyler Sanchez

weed
asking questions that are answered by the existence of gun ranges

Alexander Long
Alexander Long

First of all you're clearly autistic and this is why you don't have any friends. I'm formally retract my happy birthday.
weed
literally the only one that said anything about weed
asking questions answered by the existence of gun ranges
I just said I don't use gun ranges but regardless that answers nothing.

Jaxon Turner
Jaxon Turner

public schools
i almost lost my monocle

Lucas Flores
Lucas Flores

You caught me, i'm reeing into a plate of tendies as we speak

Dylan Scott
Dylan Scott

They're not tendies… they are deep friend lumps of your own parents' turds… yes, they despise you this much, user. How does this make you feel?

Christopher Nelson
Christopher Nelson

it's a hunting range obviously the skeet just zip around in the air without human intervention until they're shot retard

Matthew Brooks
Matthew Brooks

More ideas: join a church group (even if you are not religious) or partake in your town's social gatherings. Maybe you'll find cool people like us that way.

Alexander Sanchez
Alexander Sanchez

Maybe that's why I can't find friends, they've cursed me from beyond the grave.

deep fried turds sounds delish btw, have any good recipes?

Exactly, it's like duck hunting, except they're always in season. Does anyone know if skeet clays have feelings?

Least pozzed/most white denomination you can think of?

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