Eviction

Jaxson Jones
Jaxson Jones

getting evicted, not a PA thread but looking for ideas for revenge, will supply complex office address and phone number as soon as I can find it, I want ideas that will really fuck them over, nastiest possible.

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https://www.amazon.com/72-000-Live-Ladybugs-Guaranteed/dp/B01B205Q0U/ref=sr_1_9?s=lawn-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1492737544&sr=1-9&keywords=live+ladybugs
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Jack Hall
Jack Hall

Start with basic shit, like glitter bombs. Then step your shit up. Wait at least 2 weeks between shenanigans.

Nathaniel Williams
Nathaniel Williams

Go on. Also glitter bombs?

Hudson Miller
Hudson Miller

Fuck with their pipes, put the weirdest shit possible and flush it down the toilet and try and clog it best you can.

William Ward
William Ward

Why are you getting evicted?

Chase Gomez
Chase Gomez

Glitter bombs are packages , usually tubes, with glitter in them so when they are opened BOOM glitter everywhere.

Tyler Davis
Tyler Davis

huh, you could get some anthrax or something and put it in their ventilation shafts.

Jaxson White
Jaxson White

They can be bought online or made

Jaxson Peterson
Jaxson Peterson

Make thermite and fuck up their cars.

Justin Cooper
Justin Cooper

This is glitter bomb guy
I suggest somehow getting fast reproducing bugs into the building.
I dont know how, but it would be fucking incredible.

Parker Reed
Parker Reed

roommates bank account was drained, worked his ass off overtime and at the last moment landlord said fuck it and is evicting us even though we have the money.

Grayson Smith
Grayson Smith

roaches?

Mason Turner
Mason Turner

Ants or aphids would be best, they are easily obtained as well, getting them in is the issue

Brayden Murphy
Brayden Murphy

get baking soda and pretend that it's anthrax and go there during business hours and threaten the landlord, then go down in a blaze of glory as the police ream you with their riot gear

Aiden Reyes
Aiden Reyes

roaches would also work, but they are easier to remove.

Luke Perez
Luke Perez

holy shit just found this

If you start with one pair of houseflies, and assume that all of their offspring lives and reproduces, in 4 short months you will have 191,000,000,000,000,000,000 of the buzzing pests.

Carson Edwards
Carson Edwards

once bugs are exterminated, just re introduce them, its an endless supply.

Jeremiah Rogers
Jeremiah Rogers

you could even throw in a pic related

Michael Nelson
Michael Nelson

OP is a faggot.
Step One:
Buy a half gallon of milk. Distribute it evenly across the carpet. Let it dry.
Step Two:
Buy a bag of frozen tilapia at the grocery store.
Remove the heat vent covers, drop a little piece of fish down each of them on the day you move out. Put more behind the light switch plates, outlet covers, inside the smoke detectors, inside light fixtures, and if you have hollow core doors (likely) drill a hole in the top of the door and drop fish down inside the doors.

It will take a few days to start to smell bad, but they won't be able to tell where it is coming from and they won't be able to get rid of it. Ever. Fish and milk are oil/fat based, and you can never get rid of it completely. Whenever it gets hot in that apartment it will smell bad.

Nathan Miller
Nathan Miller

Maybe rats too

Elijah Hill
Elijah Hill

ITT: niggers

Cameron Morales
Cameron Morales

yes introducing a population of niggers to the building can be incredibly aggravating

Bentley Diaz
Bentley Diaz

OP here, this shit is golden keep em coming. Seriously life is being a bitch, you're helping a bro out

Easton Jackson
Easton Jackson

No problem bro
more ideas:
take 1 (not all) of the screws from hinges. this will eventually cause hinge to break.

do the fish thing the other guy mentioned

peel up carpet. crack eggs and pour milk underneath. re glue.

Luis Scott
Luis Scott

Cause water to drain into the foundation/pool next to building. this can ruin foundation.

Camden Scott
Camden Scott

Look up your state and local laws. Here you have 7 days to come up with the money after the landlord gives you a notice of eviction, and if you come up with the money in that time, he has to accept it and let you stay in your lease.

Oliver Bennett
Oliver Bennett

why are you being evicted?
roomates bank account was drained
Sounds like you're being evicted because you didn't pay your rent on time tbh.

Jordan Smith
Jordan Smith

Kind of unoriginal but:
1)Make multiple google/yelp/review accounts
2)Compose your grea masterpiece of shit talking

Parker Reyes
Parker Reyes

Cause as many pipe leaks as possible. Hope they cause mold to flourish

Jack Reed
Jack Reed

dox landlord
put metal shavings in his gas tank
do a gay and order him some pizzas
have classic fun etc.

Elijah Green
Elijah Green

Alright bro i got to go gl with these

Mason Gonzalez
Mason Gonzalez

You are definitely a female because wimmens are the only ones who use glitter bombs for revenge.

I also like the chocolate syrup on the grass trick and the thumbtacks in the carpet. Classic.

Brody Kelly
Brody Kelly

what the fuck op are you gonna do something with anthrax or not

Isaiah Price
Isaiah Price

is that Diana at chariots show?

Benjamin Torres
Benjamin Torres

Get crazy ants, specifically Tawny Crazy Ants. They spread like crazy and here's the best part, they don't build shelter, they take refuge in warm, tight, dark places, this draws them to anything electrical where they eventually get fried creating a short, this releases the "attack" pheromone and other ants will start attacking the wires leading to more shorts and power failure.

Jaxson Baker
Jaxson Baker

Buy a shitload of live ladybugs.
https://www.amazon.com/72-000-Live-Ladybugs-Guaranteed/dp/B01B205Q0U/ref=sr_1_9?s=lawn-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1492737544&sr=1-9&keywords=live+ladybugs
https://www.amazon.com/1500-Live-Ladybugs-Guaranteed-Delivery/dp/B00533KOIC/ref=sr_1_1?s=lawn-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1492737544&sr=1-1&keywords=live+ladybugs

Alexander Rodriguez
Alexander Rodriguez

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LIQUID ASS.

Juan Sanders
Juan Sanders

Why don't you send a package of drugs to them, and then report them to the police?

Landon Johnson
Landon Johnson

steady supply of bugs
small colony of house centipedes
drill small hole in wall, urinate, drywall patch
lock out all the circuits

Leo Mitchell
Leo Mitchell

Reported for suspected terrorism, enjoy your stay at the Gulag!

Samuel Clark
Samuel Clark

Counter-saged.

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