getting evicted, not a PA thread but looking for ideas for revenge, will supply complex office address and phone number as soon as I can find it, I want ideas that will really fuck them over, nastiest possible.
Start with basic shit, like glitter bombs. Then step your shit up. Wait at least 2 weeks between shenanigans.
Go on. Also glitter bombs?
Fuck with their pipes, put the weirdest shit possible and flush it down the toilet and try and clog it best you can.
Why are you getting evicted?
Glitter bombs are packages , usually tubes, with glitter in them so when they are opened BOOM glitter everywhere.
huh, you could get some anthrax or something and put it in their ventilation shafts.
They can be bought online or made
Make thermite and fuck up their cars.
This is glitter bomb guy
I suggest somehow getting fast reproducing bugs into the building.
I dont know how, but it would be fucking incredible.
roommates bank account was drained, worked his ass off overtime and at the last moment landlord said fuck it and is evicting us even though we have the money.
Ants or aphids would be best, they are easily obtained as well, getting them in is the issue
get baking soda and pretend that it's anthrax and go there during business hours and threaten the landlord, then go down in a blaze of glory as the police ream you with their riot gear
roaches would also work, but they are easier to remove.
holy shit just found this
If you start with one pair of houseflies, and assume that all of their offspring lives and reproduces, in 4 short months you will have 191,000,000,000,000,000,000 of the buzzing pests.
once bugs are exterminated, just re introduce them, its an endless supply.
you could even throw in a pic related
OP is a faggot.
Buy a half gallon of milk. Distribute it evenly across the carpet. Let it dry.
Buy a bag of frozen tilapia at the grocery store.
Remove the heat vent covers, drop a little piece of fish down each of them on the day you move out. Put more behind the light switch plates, outlet covers, inside the smoke detectors, inside light fixtures, and if you have hollow core doors (likely) drill a hole in the top of the door and drop fish down inside the doors.
It will take a few days to start to smell bad, but they won't be able to tell where it is coming from and they won't be able to get rid of it. Ever. Fish and milk are oil/fat based, and you can never get rid of it completely. Whenever it gets hot in that apartment it will smell bad.
Maybe rats too
yes introducing a population of niggers to the building can be incredibly aggravating
OP here, this shit is golden keep em coming. Seriously life is being a bitch, you're helping a bro out
No problem bro
take 1 (not all) of the screws from hinges. this will eventually cause hinge to break.
do the fish thing the other guy mentioned
peel up carpet. crack eggs and pour milk underneath. re glue.
Cause water to drain into the foundation/pool next to building. this can ruin foundation.
Look up your state and local laws. Here you have 7 days to come up with the money after the landlord gives you a notice of eviction, and if you come up with the money in that time, he has to accept it and let you stay in your lease.
why are you being evicted?
roomates bank account was drained
Sounds like you're being evicted because you didn't pay your rent on time tbh.
Kind of unoriginal but:
1)Make multiple google/yelp/review accounts
2)Compose your grea masterpiece of shit talking
Cause as many pipe leaks as possible. Hope they cause mold to flourish
put metal shavings in his gas tank
do a gay and order him some pizzas
have classic fun etc.
Alright bro i got to go gl with these
You are definitely a female because wimmens are the only ones who use glitter bombs for revenge.
I also like the chocolate syrup on the grass trick and the thumbtacks in the carpet. Classic.
what the fuck op are you gonna do something with anthrax or not
is that Diana at chariots show?
Get crazy ants, specifically Tawny Crazy Ants. They spread like crazy and here's the best part, they don't build shelter, they take refuge in warm, tight, dark places, this draws them to anything electrical where they eventually get fried creating a short, this releases the "attack" pheromone and other ants will start attacking the wires leading to more shorts and power failure.
Buy a shitload of live ladybugs.
Why don't you send a package of drugs to them, and then report them to the police?
steady supply of bugs
small colony of house centipedes
drill small hole in wall, urinate, drywall patch
lock out all the circuits
Reported for suspected terrorism, enjoy your stay at the Gulag!