Dark dick problem

Owen Wood
Owen Wood

the skin on my cock an balls are at least 5 shards darker than the rest of my body.
it just looks fucking weird.
how do i fix it?

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Mason Edwards
Mason Edwards

cut your dick and balls off

Jace Lee
Jace Lee

dip it in a paint bucket

Nathaniel Carter
Nathaniel Carter

If I were to stay in the sun all the time I would get extremely dark as I am brown, but atleast I wouldn't be as dark as one of the those Indians from southern India who look extremely dark to the point of blackness…

Lucas Davis
Lucas Davis

deport feetcucks

Connor Peterson
Connor Peterson

i don't hang around with my junk in the air.
its the last place to see the sunlight.

and i'm not a Pajeet, when i tan i just get orange

Joshua Allen
Joshua Allen

so are you a southern European? I am Italian/portuguese and have the same thing, is your dick tip pink?

Ayden Fisher
Ayden Fisher

It's shards darker?
I thought it was shades darker.

Lucas Brooks
Lucas Brooks

slightly and no, its the same color as my nipples, light dark red

Brandon Rogers
Brandon Rogers

Youre not alone user. Southern europeans or mixed caucasians have this.
Exhibit A

Grayson Cooper
Grayson Cooper

yup, pretty much like that.
i hope thats not yours btw

Hunter Flores
Hunter Flores

Shove your dick in bleach, you stupid faggot.

Leo Collins
Leo Collins

everything in you is white, but your pennis is black
mad about that

Jordan Taylor
Jordan Taylor

It is

Owen Roberts
Owen Roberts

I think it's cute. Then again, I'm a major rice queen.

Henry Smith
Henry Smith

I have a cramp in my pelvic floor muscles wich causes involuntary clenching, which causes shrinkage :(

Luke Cook
Luke Cook

penile bleaching

Tyler Young
Tyler Young

You just need to exfoliate your cock and balls. Get a loofah and gently scrub your junk with it. Be careful, you don't want to overdo it and chafe your cock skin.

Alexander Taylor
Alexander Taylor

Hey Holla Forums am I 'hwite?

Christopher Campbell
Christopher Campbell

That's supposed to happpen, you mongoloid.
Please remember not to post if you're under 18.

Ryan Rivera
Ryan Rivera

All genitalia are darker because it helps protect against UV radiation. You don't want dick cancer do you? As they say in Brooklyn: white on the streets, negro in the sheets.

Alexander Hernandez
Alexander Hernandez

gingerkike

Hunter Cooper
Hunter Cooper

That hair
Ginger
It's brown you fuck and my family is Italian/Portuguese

Nolan Adams
Nolan Adams

Reported for CP. Enjoy prison pedophile.

Brayden White
Brayden White

Its cause you fap to much. It causes discoloration of your dick
Mines gotten to some weird purple/slightly pink shade

Eli Evans
Eli Evans

wait, really? I hope you be jokin.

Samuel Russell
Samuel Russell

Look like a kike faggot

Carter Gomez
Carter Gomez

im pretty sure bleach does the trick
but iv'e never bothered to try

try bleach user

Jose Cooper
Jose Cooper

people telling user it's normal
Okay, I'm Anglo-Scottish (American) and I'm very white with brown hair/green eyes, non-ginger, and very pale.

My limp dick is the same color as my skin.

Only when it's hard does it look "darker", but it's not dark blue or brown, it's red. Not as red as a dog's, but I always assumed it was because my skin was translucent and the redness was the result of the bloodflow.

Are you telling me now that I ought to have a darker blue/brown dick? I'm 35, well beyond puberty.

Dylan Parker
Dylan Parker

stick your dick in bleach, or 98% peroxide - doesn't matter if it burns or anything; that just means it's working.

Ayden Martin
Ayden Martin

I literally just got off the phone with the police user, they said they will refer the case to the FBI. You're going to jail

You better format your drive before the party van comes for you.

Logan Reed
Logan Reed

Dude, just sunbathe nude. Coat everything but your package with oil. Not rocket science.

Joseph Baker
Joseph Baker

my cock's skin is extremely thin, i doubt it can handle it.
you're an albino black.
you have every black features except for the color.

Carter Ward
Carter Ward

PENILE
BLEACHING
It's very trendy in some gay clubs in New York.

Noah Gomez
Noah Gomez

some people are born different

Lucas Edwards
Lucas Edwards

that wasn't necessary.

Daniel Jenkins
Daniel Jenkins

Are you Bruce Venture?

Grayson Bennett
Grayson Bennett

kek
that's fucking nothing
it looks like I fucked someone in the ass while they were taking a shit

Benjamin Kelly
Benjamin Kelly

who?

Carson Collins
Carson Collins

No, you're a fucking kike and you know it.

Julian Ward
Julian Ward

If I'm albino black then how can I swim? Also never stole a bike or anything

Xavier Reyes
Xavier Reyes

Bruce Venture
Porn Star

Cameron Morris
Cameron Morris

It looks like someone just took another guy's dick and grafted it onto his dick.

Xavier Campbell
Xavier Campbell

you have allot of nergo in you, dude.
no need to pass a genetic to see it.
ewww, no, thank god.

Ian Davis
Ian Davis

Like the Doctor giving out baby circumcisions fucked up and just started stitching random pieces together.

Levi Sullivan
Levi Sullivan

Well fuck, guess I'll have to go kill myself or spend the rest of my life knowing that I don't belong or pass the same struggle down to my children.

Brayden Ortiz
Brayden Ortiz

depends, where are you from?

Wyatt Long
Wyatt Long

I was born and live in America, mom is from Portugal dad is from Italy

Justin Richardson
Justin Richardson

tfw I find that attractive

Xavier Jenkins
Xavier Jenkins

don't worry, user. women, especially white women, love dark dick.

Adam Howard
Adam Howard

thats of the /pol/tard meme that needs to stop.
weird, do you have a black grand father?

Levi Parker
Levi Parker

My mom is more mortuguese than anything else, I hate the fact that they made me a fucking mongrel but i also hate the fact that I can't tell them how I feel about it without destroying them, life really is a painful experience.

Juan Reyes
Juan Reyes

i'm sorry user.
you should get a tan and pretend to be mixed, women dig that

Easton Foster
Easton Foster

PENILE BLEACHING
It's very trendy in some gay clubs in New York.

Grayson Kelly
Grayson Kelly

gay

Austin Phillips
Austin Phillips

the skin on my cock an balls are at least 5 shards darker than the rest of my body.it just looks fucking weird.how do i fix it?

Have the bitch suck her shit off of it when you are done fucking her ass. If you just leave it on there, it will stain it that color. What are you, stupid?

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