Weirdest night of my life

Gavin Morgan
Gavin Morgan

be me
go to concert
having a good time
go to bathroom to piss, some guy next to me is doing coke and offers me a bump
thx but nah
go outside later to smoke, talking to some people
coke guy comes out, introduces me to his friends, 2 girls, they're pretty hot
says he's having an after party at his place
invites me over
says some freaky shit will go down
ok sounds fun lets go
gets me to drive him
he keeps doing bumps of coke in my car
we arrive at his apartment
nobody there, apartment is dark
he says the girls will be there in 15 minutes
he turns the tv on
can barely understand him
turns out he wants me to fuck this girl and give me money
lol what
shows me a pornhub video featuring one of the girls
keeps saying they'll be there in 15 minutes
guy keeps putting his hand on my knee
asks to see my dick
hell no
meanwhile porn is playing on the tv
we end up waiting almost an hour
he finally says the girls will come tomorrow
i bolt out the door and drive home

what would you have done, Holla Forums?
inb4 link to vid, I tried to find it on my own but don't remember the title.

oh and he was a nigger

mfw he tried to grab my dick

Benjamin Jackson
Benjamin Jackson

i'm sorry user, but you're a faggot now.

Christian Cox
Christian Cox

sounds like the guy doing coke is a Holla Forums member and someone from here told him how he can have gay sex with you.

Blake Ward
Blake Ward

You were this close to becoming a member of the gay community

Chase King
Chase King

Call me paranoid though you'd want to vacuum your car once you've had a dude carelessly snorting cocaine in it.

Charles Adams
Charles Adams

what would you have done, Holla Forums?
Not gone to concert, you disgusting specimen of normalfaggotry.

Jose Sanchez
Jose Sanchez

going to concert
befriending a nigger
get out normalfag degenerate.
rrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Jaxon Gomez
Jaxon Gomez

what would you have done, Holla Forums?
Not go to parties you normie

Grayson Martin
Grayson Martin

normie get out

Benjamin Howard
Benjamin Howard

You are lucky he wasn't feeling extra rapey, that could have been a lot worse.
Now repeat after me "nothing is free, everyone wants something", you were the equivalent of a girl being offered drinks at a bar but you didn't realize it.

Carter Cruz
Carter Cruz

what would you have done, Holla Forums?
Left after I got to the house and saw that no one was there. I also would have gotten as much coke as I could out of the guy before I left. You are a flaming faggot for letting him touch your knee and not leaving then or kicking his ass. Maybe you should consider being a gay.

Jackson Cook
Jackson Cook

luckily the guy was scrawny and a foot shorter than me. If I thought I couldn't kick his ass if needed i wouldn't have gone near him
consider being a gay
well okay

Blake Stewart
Blake Stewart

are you huwhite? Why would you give a nigger a ride?

Isaiah Ramirez
Isaiah Ramirez

not doing free coke
that was your first mistake

Isaac Perry
Isaac Perry

I would go check tomorrow id the girls are there. With a gun or a knife, just in case.

Jordan Bennett
Jordan Bennett

What did you expect you faggot?
hey, have some of my fine cocaine and take one of these fine bitches I have standing here. I'll gladly share with you, guy I've never met before

Tyler Martin
Tyler Martin

invites me over
we arrive at his apartment
nobody there, apartment is dark

surprise faggot

Cooper Martinez
Cooper Martinez

My sides…

Jose Taylor
Jose Taylor

protip, don't ever accept drugs off niggers

Dominic Roberts
Dominic Roberts

I would have done a line of coke off his dick. And then I would have sucked it like there was no tomorrow. And finally I would leave him my # for the next time "the girls don't show up"

Aaron Russell
Aaron Russell

pretty sure he wanted to suck my dick

Dominic Bailey
Dominic Bailey

be me
be banana

Ian Morgan
Ian Morgan

This, plus you have the guy ing it out for you so you know it's safe when he doesn't keel over.

Nolan Watson
Nolan Watson

This has The Gay Community™ written all over it.

Jackson Foster
Jackson Foster

Didn't I meet you at a concert, in the toilets, OP?

Austin Diaz
Austin Diaz

This is why gays should all be rounded up and put into camps. They are busy recruiting naive members of Holla Forums for their sexual acts.

Asher Ortiz
Asher Ortiz

I mean everyone is naive until something damages their innocence, but wow, it's really amazing how far you let this go. Never go out of your way to be alone with a random nigger that you don't even fucking know. Do you just lack instincts or is this the first nigger you had lengthy interaction with? Welcome to the real world. Maybe it's better your first death of innocence experience was this bizarre and in your face. If you had merely given a bit of money to some scam artist, you might not have learned anything.

Connor Lee
Connor Lee

You were about to get raped.
You should have stayed. ;^)

Lincoln Adams
Lincoln Adams

OP you already sucked his cock.

Jacob Barnes
Jacob Barnes

lesson learned, never trust a coked up faggot nigger

Daniel Green
Daniel Green

I'm sorry OP, but….

Parker Martin
Parker Martin

gays should all be rounded up and put into camps

Alexander Turner
Alexander Turner

go to concert
trust a coke head
getting in a car with a coked up nigger

Would you like to guess what you did wrong?

Adam Cox
Adam Cox

Wait, you were having this conversation at a urinal with a nigger on coke, and you didn't realize he was hitting on you after he sized up your cock?

Are you dense?

Gavin Ramirez
Gavin Ramirez

Are you sure he was gay? Are you sure he wasn't a porn producer and wanted you to act in a porno?
Would you have done so, and if so, at what price?

Austin Sanders
Austin Sanders

no

Are you sure he was gay?
he was probably bisexual

Are you sure he wasn't a porn producer and wanted you to act in a porno?
That actually is what I thought was going on

Would you have done so, and if so, at what price?
don't think so, at one point he offered me money at which point I got pretty uncomfortable. The only reason I staid as long as I did is because every time I got up he said "wait man the girls will be here in 15 minutes and they're going to FUCK!!!!!"

Hudson Morgan
Hudson Morgan

gAY

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