Crime

Blake Bailey
Blake Bailey

Why shouldn't I commit crime?

Matthew Cooper
Matthew Cooper

Because it's illegal.

Mason Myers
Mason Myers

Not a reason.

I think crime can give me the greatest chance of reproductive success in life. So why shouldn't I do it?

Office work means you're a cuck who likes taking somebody else's dick in his ass on a daily basis.

Brody Edwards
Brody Edwards

because you'll get arrested and life is more hectic for a criminal (who doesn't get caught). do you think you can handle a risky life? if you can, then go for it.

Elijah Gutierrez
Elijah Gutierrez

Life is about fighting for survival and I'd rather man up and face the fight than become a fucking office bitch

Leo Kelly
Leo Kelly

you do know life isn't black and white? it never is. there many choices other than being a little wage bitch. if you actually go that route, i hope you think about it more. try to see how you'll fulfill your needs in the future though criminality (if you didn't get caught), like getting a wife, kids, etc. and how you'll manage staying off the grid, if you plan for big crimes…there is a lot of shit. think it over man. ok take care

Xavier Bell
Xavier Bell

Good luck, don't drop the soap.

Ayden Martinez
Ayden Martinez

I have thought about it a lot. I don't see many other options, and in life you just have to go for it and make it work don't you? Otherwise you get nowhere

Very sensible post. I have thought about those things a lot. And I still think this is the best idea; I can't see any other option in life apart from ones that require me to be a cuck

I don't really want to be a cuck, it's not something I ever planned on being in life

Liam Edwards
Liam Edwards

The trick is:
1) Don't pick it up if you do drop it
2) Take a spare bar in with you, so if you do drop one, you've got another

Joshua Brooks
Joshua Brooks

then by all means, go for it. i really hope you make it and don't get caught over heavy shit. God bless and have fun.

Jace Davis
Jace Davis

Follow you own moral compass, I commit victimless crimes often without remorse but refuse to commit crimes with a victim. Where you draw that line is also up to you, I stealing from a multi-national corporation victimless?

Dominic Scott
Dominic Scott

Got no reasons you shouldn't, thb. God speed & good luck, user.

Andrew Russell
Andrew Russell

Do you yourselves never think "the legal, working life is shit"? "I'm getting completely cucked here while some people have freedom - freeing themselves from laws and doing what they like? And getting the state to pay for their children, AND their bed and board if they are in prison"?

You can say prison is an imposition on freedom, but is it really? The cucked taxpayer pays for your bed, pays for your food. Glorious! You aren't a slave to anybody; you do what you like in prison, whatever you can get away with. Everybody knows prisons are run by the prisoners, not the guards.

Fair. Sometimes I think of just doing a bit of shoplifting and maybe that will satiate my urge to fuck society in the ass. I dunno.

Asher Walker
Asher Walker

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Evan Garcia
Evan Garcia

Depends on the crime. In most cases, it isn't economical. The risks of getting caught committing some crime that is going to net you a bunch of money greatly outweigh the amount of money you are likely to get IF you get away with it.

Also, with face recognition AI progressing in leaps and bounds, even fuzzy video of you in a mask will be enough to identify and convict you at some point in the future, even if you get away for now.

Charles Wright
Charles Wright

unless you live in a place with guns, go ahead, nothing is stopping you.

in western europe homeowners aren't even allowed to hurt you.

Joshua King
Joshua King

Nigga don't act like you finished. I been watchin you. You din wash behind yo ears or nothin'.

Carter Hall
Carter Hall

And there is cameras everywhere. A cop recently requested some of my footage to help identify some vandalism. Caught the guy too.

Joseph Rodriguez
Joseph Rodriguez

There's no fundamental reason not to commit crime on a personal level. The truth is selfish actions are short term gain with long term loss, but since a human's lifespan is relatively short, there isn't often a true reason not to outside of ethics and morals.

That's the thing, society and humanity benefit if we help one another and uphold the social contract to contribute, and the lesser man will benefit from advancement, albeit to an equally lesser degree.

Any successful species needs a strong survival drive, true, but it also needs a strong sense of community, else it will fail to propogate. Selfish actions are very logical if you only care about your own survival, but they are illogical when framed within the big picture, the part where the reality is life is meaningless outside of our desire to give it meaning.

This is why it is important humans choose to align themselves with values that are productive to the success of themselves AND others, because, as thinking beasts, fulfillment can sometimes matter more than personal survival, so it is best when humans are engineered to feel happy with their accomplishments, and not self serving satisfaction such as sensational pleasures, like narcotics.

tl;dr Do what you want, op. You should be happy helping others, but it doesn't really matter.

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Hunter Miller
Hunter Miller

What crime?

Brandon Wood
Brandon Wood

Because you can become a soldier and commit war crimes.
hownew.ru?

Wyatt Ortiz
Wyatt Ortiz

Because people don't like it if you take their stuff
nor do you like it if people take your stuff.

Xavier Smith
Xavier Smith

Because of the negative consequences (getting shot, jailed, paying fines etc.).
You don't have to give a shit about the arbitrary rules the government makes other than the way they are enforced.
I never got in trouble for piracy for example.

Jeremiah Stewart
Jeremiah Stewart

The golden rule
Go back to kindergarten

Benjamin Hernandez
Benjamin Hernandez

it's common sense.

Ryan Jenkins
Ryan Jenkins

in what . . . way?

Eli Sullivan
Eli Sullivan

help others
No.

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Larry Ellison, Mark Zuckerberg, any other rich person you care to mention.

They only ever thought about "helping others" AFTER they became rich. And they only do that because they don't want people to hate them and, in turn, hate their kids. Nobody likes a miserly rich family.

It's pure self-interest, and THAT'S how society works. People only partake in society because they feel it's in their interest. If they didn't then they'd commit crime.

Humans, like other animals, only formed social groups because it was in the benefit of everybody to form a group, which can provide greater safety and protection against predators than living by yourself.

Robert Watson
Robert Watson

than become a fucking office bitch

an office job being an office job isn't what makes it bad. it's the circumstances. you can have a very rewarding work life that involves being in an office while working.

Daniel Walker
Daniel Walker

For me the experience has been one of cuckery

Maybe I should give it another shot as long as I can stop people from trying to cuck me

Angel Bell
Angel Bell

Silver rule is better imo.

Carson Reyes
Carson Reyes

being a faggot

Dominic Torres
Dominic Torres

On the basis of reproductive success, you should only commit crime when the chance and proportion of you increased fitness exceeds the risk and decreased proportion of you getting caught. Also, in terms of accomplices, it is only reproductively beneficial not to rat them out when you expect to work with them again in the future.

Blake Thompson
Blake Thompson

If you want to commit a crime then do it. Why the fuck are you asking us why not? You know why not. Because there's consequences. All you're here to do is edgepost about how you're above the law.

Parker Parker
Parker Parker

No I'm not trying to edgepost, I'm trying to ask for legitimate reasons why people abide by the law.

I'm NEET. Every job opportunity that I think of just represents getting fisted up the arsehole (metaphorically speaking).

I don't like getting fisted up the arsehole, so what am I supposed to do? I don't have any other options. A man needs to be a man and not a faggot and this is a way that I can become a man.

Noah Gomez
Noah Gomez

The unfortunate truth that you're just going to have to swallow is that life is about getting your ass metaphorically destroyed. Depending on where you live it could be better or worse. Jobs exist because yes you have to do shit to earn shit, and sometimes that shit is hard shit that you take up the ass like a bitch, because no life isn't fair or fun always but you won't get anywhere if you refuse the ass fisting. Sometimes the work hurts you physically, sometimes it hurts you inside and you have to swallow your pride and take the shouting and threats from your boss who has no idea how hard you're at work but he's just also trying to earn his pay. Laws exist so that one person doesn't randomly get their hard earned reward for taking enough ass fistings taken. People follow laws and work jobs because at the end of the day everyone is in the ass fisting train together and we need to work together and keep some order so that everybody gets an equal break from the ass fisting now and then. It gets more complicated and depending where you live the ass fisting may be handed down to the disadvantaged significantly more than it should, but the best we can do is work and push for change. If you break the law just because you were fucked over you're going to give someone else more than their fair share of ass fisting AND you'll just fuck yourself over once you get caught. It's not worth it in most cases.

Jayden Perez
Jayden Perez

This post could only be written by a faggot

If you're taking an ass fisting in life then you're a faggot

Hahaha I can't believe how much of a fag you are

Jose Bailey
Jose Bailey

k have fun in middle school while things are easy and you can just say everyone suffers by choice

Daniel Gonzalez
Daniel Gonzalez

Literally this.
Some people are legit dicked the second they graduate
Took me 14 time to complete captcha

Ryder Rivera
Ryder Rivera

Ben Garrison, nigger.

Camden Powell
Camden Powell

I'm 25 years old.

If you're not fucking SOMEBODY in the ass, then you are a faggot, end of.

Adam Ward
Adam Ward

End of.
I WAS PROMISED A NOUN

Justin Hill
Justin Hill

How is ass fucking any less gay than being ass fucked?
You don't get to ass fuck without taking ass fucks unless you're really lucky anyways.

Jayden Morales
Jayden Morales

You're committing crime by visiting this site alone. Give context.

Nathan Carter
Nathan Carter

It's a pretty common phrase

Fucking women in the ass isn't gay, it's alpha as fuck

How? I don't look at disgusting paedo shit

Carson Williams
Carson Williams

because you will be my bitch in jail

Adam Russell
Adam Russell

Fucking women in the ass is gay as fuck. You're given a fuckhole designed specifically for your penis and you choose the shithole instead? It's almost like you'd rather fuck an ass than a puss, and since guys have assholes but no puss you must just want to fuck a guy. That's pretty gay.

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