Eating utensil methods

Liam Edwards
Liam Edwards

be American
raised with American style fork-and-knife technique
this means fork with left hand, vertically down into meat, cut meat in front of fork, put knife down, move fork to right hand, fork the dissection, bring fork to mouth with prongs facing up
realize I'm wasting way too much energy doing this, also being too loud with the clanging of my silverware on the plate
learn that British people do everything backwards but have some good ideas, so I try to eat like them
angle fork into food with left hand, cut with knife behind fork, so now food is already on fork, this makes sense
bring food to mouth with prongs facing down, yes this is better
suddenly try to eat a rice dish, have put food on back of fork and use knife to hold it down, willing to squish it if necessary
this sucks
turn fork over to take advantage of the scoop in the fork
lack of left hand coordination means I can barely get food on the fork, let alone bring it to my mouth
Is the solution to just keep the fork always in the RIGHT hand, and learn how to cut with a knife with the LEFT?

How do Britfags eat food that doesn't have to be cut up? Do you hold spoons in your left hand too? What about soup? Why not just cut with your weaker hand, so your dominant hand can be the hand that actually guides the fork to your mouth?

All urls found in this thread:
http://www.wikihow.com/Use-a-Fork-and-Knife
http://www.wikihow.com/Hold-a-Fork
http://www.wikihow.com/Use-a-Fork
http://www.wikihow.com/Use-Cutlery
http://www.wikihow.com/Eat-Mannerly
Jordan Powell
Jordan Powell

move fork to right hand
Are you fucking retarded? You don't need to move anything, dipshit, just bring the food to your mouth with the fork in your left hand now.

Nolan Flores
Nolan Flores

Be britfag
Get some curry from the local Paki
Eat with my right hand as I wipe my arse with the left.
As is customary in the religion of piece
Find fork on table
Call the police for dangerous weaponry
Use my hands as cutlery.
Such is life in britbongistan.

Gavin Parker
Gavin Parker

wipe my arse with the left
with the left

Daniel King
Daniel King

in order to not feel like a complete and total retard faggot all by his lonesome OP labels his downs syndrome tier method of eating the "American method"
Americans aren't smart in a general uneducated and ignorant sense, not a shit sucking mental retard sense.

Landon Mitchell
Landon Mitchell

is it true that any kind of knife is illegal in UK right now?

just eat your fucking food unless you're eating at some kind of high-end restaurant with more than $300 bill per course

for me, I do it like your thing, switching fork just like what religion told me. but most of the time im too lazy. sometimes I just grab the whole meat with the fork and munch it away without cutting it using knife. and sometimes I just cut everything before eating it

Hudson Jackson
Hudson Jackson

switching fork
right handed cucks actually do this

Adrian Jones
Adrian Jones

/thread

Blake Smith
Blake Smith

American
why are Anglos such subhuman garbage that they don't even know how to eat decently? You people are worse than any shitskin

Michael Cooper
Michael Cooper

He's projecting his dumbfuckery.
Nobody in burgerland cuts the food then trades utensils between hands like that.

Nicholas Gonzalez
Nicholas Gonzalez

That's what I've been doing. The problem is on dishes where you just use your fork only, like rice dishes, pastas, etc.

It's easy to take an already skewered cut of steak to my mouth. But it's awkward trying to scoop with the left and then keep the fork parallel to the floor while bringing it to my face.

I'm saying why not just keep the fork in your right hand, cut the food with the knife in the left? Then you always have the fork in your right hand, and only use the knife in your left hand when necessary.

Jack Fisher
Jack Fisher

90% of Americans set the knife on the top right of the plate, move the fork to the right hand, then eat, then move fork back to left hand and pick knife back up with right hand to cut again.

Josiah Torres
Josiah Torres

http://www.wikihow.com/Use-a-Fork-and-Knife
http://www.wikihow.com/Hold-a-Fork
http://www.wikihow.com/Use-a-Fork
http://www.wikihow.com/Use-Cutlery
http://www.wikihow.com/Eat-Mannerly

Kayden Baker
Kayden Baker

wikihow
retarded subject matter
mega retarded thread
It just keeps getting better

Chase Green
Chase Green

splayd master race

Josiah Cox
Josiah Cox

That looks like something banned by the Geneva convention, what the fuck is that?

Andrew Howard
Andrew Howard

just another item to add to the list of backward ass shit that americans do along with fine examples such as wearing their shoes in their homes.

funny how americans have no sense of irony when they are proud that they are a superpower in the world and yet cant even eat with a knife and fork properly

Elijah Cooper
Elijah Cooper

I dont know who would expend the energy to move the fork back and forth between their hands to cut and eat their meat. You don't even need a knife. The blunt edge of the fork does just fine for cutting meat.

Angel Parker
Angel Parker

feels wonderful in the mouth too.

Colton Taylor
Colton Taylor

If the only meat you eat is Vienna sausage, yes.

Liam Torres
Liam Torres

Fork in left, knife in right, and keep it that way. Everyone in Europe eats like this.
Secondly, if you're eating rice with a fork and a knife then you have problems.

Liam Ortiz
Liam Ortiz

How do you eat the following:
Salad
Cake
Spaghetti
Penne
Casserole
Jambalaya

Thanks for you help.

Asher Thompson
Asher Thompson

not using chopsticks
not training for when we all meet in asia

What, don't you think we'll all meet irl in asia?

Lincoln Watson
Lincoln Watson

Ok, how do you cut up a steak using chopsticks?

Lucas Carter
Lucas Carter

you don't. you just eat miniature steaks

Juan Robinson
Juan Robinson

What's a miniature steak? Like a filet? Still need to cut it.

Ayden Barnes
Ayden Barnes

OP, since you're clearly mentally challenged, I suggest using a spoon to eat things like rice. All you need to do is get rice into the scoop, and then put it in your mouth, with either hand. No need to trouble yourself with complicated motions with the knife that way. If you can't take it from there, ask your tard wrangler for help. I'm sure they'd be able to explain it to you

Camden Barnes
Camden Barnes

rejected

Xavier Hall
Xavier Hall

I don't know where you get your sources for what is 'British' because I'm pretty certain everyone here eats with fork in their right hand and knife in the left.

being this autistic

Nathaniel Morgan
Nathaniel Morgan

not using one of these instead

Samuel Diaz
Samuel Diaz

is it true that any kind of knife is illegal in UK right now?
They seriously don't trust their own citizens with a knife.

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