Weird stuff that happened when you were a kid that gives you a boner
Be me, super shy 7 y/old boy
Meet 2 girls that were 12 y/old
One named Jennifer, glasses and very very long blonde hair, and the other Erika, Brown hair blue eyes
They always followed me around and played with me ex. built sand castles and played in the mud etc. They sometimes held my hands
Some time passes
Be alone with Jennifer inside a blow up castle
She sits on my lap and touches my small bepis
Felt weird but also nice
Started to make out with me
Didn't understand a thing but still felt good in some way
She presses her pelvis against mine and locks me in place
Spits on my face and in my mouth
Don't understand a thing but she's smiling so I believe it's ok
She hugs me and keeps touching me inappropriately
Spits into my mouth and walks away
Some time passes but they still hang out with me. Hand holding etc.
Be in woods near my elementary school
Erika walks up to me and hugs me
Smiling because you know they were my only friends
She starts to french kiss me, very sloppy, what you'd expect from a 12 y/old
Pulls down my trousers and touches my bepis
Pulls back foreskin, touching my small balls and stuff
Didn't understand a thing but still felt pretty alright
Pulls my hand towards her chest and let me touch her tit, flat of course
I was just staring
"Grope it and play with it"
Did what she told me
She sat on my leg and pressed her pelvis against it and kept touching my small bepis
She kissed me on the mouth then walked away
This happened over 10 years ago and I've lost contact of them. Tfw…
Pic kinda relatable
Weird stuff that happened when you were a kid that gives you a boner
Weird stuff that happened when you were a kid that gives you a boner
me and my older cousin used to share a bed when she visited, and we would cuddle, her holding my face close to her chest.
she and another female cousin younger than me by a couple months used to gang up on me with the younger one sitting on me to keep me pinned while the other slapped my face
i just go with threads even if copypasta, better than contributing literally nothing to the thread than the obvious fact it is copypasta
no, this thread needs to be deleted
I posted it on 4chan first but they didn't care about it
y, that doesnt seem very respectful
I posted it here now because I know that 8channers aren't any edgy teenagers and will actually contribute
Why? This happened about 10+ years ago
nice op pic pedo
y, they are both fuckin' dying might as well try the other if you want to have a thread be active.
This is exactly why
it may have shaped my sexual preferences, as well as why i dont like black girls.
no, its dying because the board is currently just a bunch of normies who dont know how to make or share new content, and can only spew the same 3 memes over and over
Same here, I'm starting to have this feeling that I want a Mommy to play around with me
Yeah, whatever. Contribute instead
What was the best Led Zeppelin album
i am, you aren't. fucking idiot
it sucks because i will never be a kid again to experience these things again
You can dress up as a kid and get a cute MILF gf
Be around 8 or 9yo
Mom went to a friend's house
Her maid/babysitter is an old woman
Mom's friend said having an older woman as maid is cool because the kids respect her
Mom had a retarded idea
She thought that maybe I just needed someone to relate to
Instead of getting an old maid, she gets a really young one
I think she was 16yo, blonde, short, skinny
She had acne all over her face, though
She lives with us for a while
Sometimes I see her naked around the house when mom isn't around
Since I was kind of a retarded kid I never showered alone so she helped me
When mom didn't male home I was afraid of sleeping alone so I slept with her
One day she takes me to the city and my mom freaks out for some reason
She fires her
Nothing really happened, but damn if thinking about her doesn't give me a boner.
Be around 8yo
Mom usually showered in front of me
I showered with the door open as well
She usually asked me to help her to shave her pussy with tweezers
Always were pretty close to her pussy but too innocent to think about it
What the fuck was wrong with my mom?
i could do that, not really about milfs tho, more about female kids my age all being physically stronger than me, and literally beating me up. And now im a 6'2" lightweight boxer, so it doesnt really work
But why did she shave? Did she have a bf?
I dunno. I think my mom was quite promiscuous. I rather not to think about it, best case scenario, my mom was just really clean.
I'm way too tough built too…
Yep and ID's make it harder for OP to samefag.
I don't get what you mean
Dubs confirm, this one's the real deal
She usually asked me to help her to shave her pussy with tweezers
how to emasculate your son 101
single mom should be illegal, boys should be raised by their fathers.
How did that emasculated me? If something, I have an early really close view of a vagina.
I wouldn't have got that with my father, although I did see his gf's vag and breasts nudes on his phone.
because she made you engage in female activities, subserviently, i might add
I wouldn't mind engaging in girl's masturbation with another girl, fag. Now go back to /mgtow/ where you belong.
that is different, you are actually engaging in a sexual activity at that point.
your mother made you help clean her.
i don't even have a problem with it, but i can see how it could be described as emasculating
he was literally friendzoned by his mummy.
user, I was shaving my mom's vagina, that sounds pretty sexual, if you ask me.
That actually gave me an early interest in female genitalia and I started to masturbate around that age as well.
shaving your moms hairy vag
only if you make it. user
Implying it emascluates in any way
I don't get it why people don't believe me just because I posted this in 4chan first.
I saw that no one replied so I tried to post on Holla Forums instead. I think anyone with average intelligence or above would do that. It's like sending out job applications. You don't give up on the first try.
Shaving it with tweezers
The tweezers were just for a few little hairs.
So you yourself browse 4chan?
trying this hard
it probably does
Is there any scientific stuff about this?
user is talking out of his ass because he comes from /mgtow/
i literally said it was okay with me, but it probably could be emasculating.
is reading comprehension a lost art entirely?
Nice. Hope you meet them again.
lol. it would freak me out. first time when I fucked a pussy I would have thought about your moms pussy, I mean my moms pussy.
little sister 7
we sleep in separate bedrooms
lil' sis gets scared of the dark and comes to sleep in my bed sometimes
was pretty cute, but I always hated it because she'd often steal all the blankets and push me off the bed in my sleep
one night I guess she can't sleep, won't stop rolling around and kicking about, keeping me wide awake
consider kicking her out, but decide against it, close my eyes, and just try to wait her out
eventually she ducks under the covers and goes still
suddenly the band of my briefs is being slowly tugged down
feel sister's tiny, cold fingers curl around my shaft
starts playing with it
I have no idea wtf's happening or what to do, so I just pretend to be asleep
can hear her giggling, muffled by the blankets somewhat
now certain she's deliberately keeping me awake to mollify her sleepless boredom
decide to push her away, gonna tell her to cut it out and go to sleep
that's until I realized it was starting to feel good
felt fucking amazing, actually
I'd never felt anything quite like this
decide instead to keep still and just let her do her thing
she carrys on for a good 10 or so minutes
with the tip of one of her fingers slipped down my foreskin, she stops abruptly
wait a few seconds in hopeful anticipation
disappointed, and actually a little frustrated, I take a slight peek under the covers to see what's holding her up
she's fast asleep, breathing softly
It's also at this point that I realized my penis was swollen and staunchly erect
"weird", I thought, as I finally lay my head to sleep
I woke up on the floor later that night, without blankets, freezing my assoff
And that's the story of how I got my very first boner! For context, I was very much prepubescent at the time, and my sex drive hadn't really "manifested" yet. I was an extremely sheltered, home-schooled church-boy, without even the vaguest knowledge of anything involving human sexuality; I didn't register any of this as a sexual experience until many years later. Tbh that just make it hotter for me, adds that sense of naughty innocence to it all.
That said, retrospection of this incident has been basis of hundreds upon hundreds of fap session throughout my years. Even as write this, I struggle to keep my hands out of my pants. I believe this is the birthplace of my dominant incest fetish, though I don't have a loli fetish at all, funny enough.
She did grow up to be druggy, thieving whore, got put into foster care, ward of the state etc. and a complete trainwreck in general. I can't stand her guts these days, frankly. Still hot, though.
got put into foster care
Damn. Sounds like quite a story.
I've been into incest since I was a little kid, I guess.
I usually support the fact that kids start to feel tingly and curious from really early age, but 7 seems too young, specially if she seemingly knew what she was doing.
Maybe your uncle fiddled her.
Reminds me of my sister which I actually fucked around with
Why do they have to grow up to become whores? What could have I done?
kind of related, I have a pretty strong humiliation/sph/cfnm fetish that, I think, was imprinted on me due to something that happened when I was around 11 or 12.
just get done showering
go to room to get dressed
sisters room is right next to mine
sister and her cute friend burst into my room
freak out, tell them to gtfo
sister goes for my towel
tug of war ensues
holding onto towel for dear life
she's bigger than me
lose the tug of war
left completely exposed on the floor
they both just stare at my penis for a few seconds
"see, I told you…"
never speak about it
It's hard to describe, but a very strange feeling came over me when it happened, a feeling I can only compare to something like taking a hit off a bong, like a strange, sudden, head high. I was dazed and didn't even cover myself up, which you would think would be a given.
What could have I done?
"see, I told you…"
what did she mean?
But I did.
You should ask her what she meant.
That's what you think, user, what if it was something else? You fucking go and ask her.
I wish I knew.
definitely not going to ask her now though, that would be a bit strange.
I'm actually above average, even back then I don't remember being very small down there, so I'm not sure. my mom told me that when I was born the doctor actually complimented my penis, which is kind of strange but flattering I guess.
definitely not going to ask her now though, that would be a bit strange.
Do it for us, and so you can get rid of the doubt. I'm quite curious myself.
okay I just asked her and she said she did it for the lulz:^)
Another thing that happened to me that might be worth mentioning
Had a friend named Simon when I was 7-8 who had a super hot mom
Mom was single and about 40 y/old
Totally looked like a MOM
Always went to his house to play video games
His mom walked into his room all the time to check on us
Always had these MOM clothes, apron etc. or just overly revealing clothes
Actually really ”loved” her and thought that she was super nice but was too young to understand why it felt strange when she was near me
One day Simon walked out of the room
Had ripped socks on which revealed my toes
Sat down on the mat and watched GoGo Gadget in Simons room
His mom walked in and sat infront of me
Held my foot up to her face
Started to pull my toes and smiled (pulling each one of them and looking at me each time)
Felt strange but I just kept staring at her
She drops my foot lightly and crawls closer to my ear
Whispers ”Seems like potatoes are growing out your socks”
Nope, just another kid who got caught up with that proverbial 'wrong crowd'. One day she pissed my older brother enough (stole/crashed his car) to go ape shit on her with a wooden spoon, she called social services over the incident, away she went.
but 7 seems too young, specially if she seemingly knew what she was doing
Nah, I think she was just messing around out of sheer boredom. I don't think she knew what she was doing at all, just playing with the squishy bit, thinking it'd annoy me (her favorite thing to do) and keep me awake.
Even for me, it only 'felt good' in purely physical sense; like a foot massage. I didn't recognize any feeling on a sexual level – only in retrospect, years later.
What could have I done?
Should've fucked her better, might have just done the trick, but honestly I don't. I don't even know if there was anything I could've done.
Women were a mistake.
where do you even live? not in the US I'm guessing.
I dated a sophomore when I was a senior and her dad fucking HATED me. only a 2 year age difference but still.
a feeling I can only compare to something like taking a hit off a bong, like a strange, sudden, head high
it's called trauma
d-did you ever talk about it years later?
it was definitely embarrassing at the time but also exciting in a weird way.
like I said, I think it contributed to my humiliation fetishes quite a bit.
Nope, but maybe I should take her out for a few drinks and bring it up some time?
What kind of humiliation fetishes?
Please tell me you like being spit on user.
List you fetishes relating to this
Because of that girl Jennifer I want a MOM to spit on my face.
It really is true that childhood experiences forge fetishes.
clothed female nude male, small penis humiliation, femdom, cuckolding, etc… pretty basic stuff like that. it all really evolved from CFNM.
spitting? never really thought about it. maybe in the moment that could be a turn on.
/ss/ foot faggotry?
I forgot emasculation/feminization/sissification as well.
It's true for me, and a couple of other dudes in here
kind of, sure. might as well asked forced bi to the list. male penis fetish as well :^)
So this happened when I was 8 and the start is going to sound like I'm lying but this is all 100% true
(btw im a guy)
just a regular kid. happy-go-lucky not a care in the world
2 female cousins are living with us because they are "bad" girls and CPS took them away from their parents and moved them in with us
younger sister is 10
older sister is 13
on a Saturday my parents are both working so it is just us kids watching TV and other random stuff
we were a bit poor so I'd eat cheese sandwiches all the time because i didnt really like eggs or Ramen back then
I was always a messy eater so a lot of cheese is spilling over me and I just wipe it off not thinking anything of it
I end up with small circle cheese spots around my shorts near my crotch
around an hour later I get up to get something and the 13yo sees me and her eyes beam up and she smiles
she pulls me aside and happy starts whispering into my ear to follow her
i follow her into the bathroom
she locks the door and whispers to me
Did you cum?
Is that cum on your shorts?
Cum what? Huh??
I'm "ASKING"…..Do you cum?
cum what? what are you talking about?
she starts giggling, unlocks the door and just leaves
Alright user, we're going to need another greentext
see her go to the bedroom and whisper something real close into her sister's ear
they both look at me for a brief moment and start laughing hysterically
i'm getting pissed off because I'm out of the loop
go to the living room and angrily play MegaMan
Few hours go by
Mom comes home from work
13yo runs to my mom
[Anon] can cum!! [Anon] has cum all over his shorts. See!!
mom rushes over towards me
starts interrogating me
asking what is that on my shorts
What is what?
THAT!!! as she points to my cheese stains
W-w-w-w-what!!!???? WHAT IS WHAT????
the 2 sisters are laughing at me
Look look! He is getting red! Look look! It is cum!
mom keeps interrogating me
break down start crying
i'm so fucking confused
I was just telling the other user that he should've fucked his sister better and not have been an impotent manlet, as to prevent her from becoming a degenerate.
mom thinks I am lying to her or playing stupid
mom slaps me
start crying more
the 2 sisters realize this is serious and GTFO
mom keeps asking what is on my shorts
i dont know what to say or what she means so i keep crying and say it is food
she doesn't believe me
asks me if i started masturbating
i don't know what that is
she slaps me again
she thinks i am lying
she tells me to go to the bedroom and stay in the corner until my dad comes from work
You should've murdered those bitches, holy fuck.
Few hours go by
(btw we only had 1 bedroom that i shared with the sisters. so I stayed in the corner while they quietly mocked me and watched TV and played games)
Dad comes home
Mom takes him into the kitchen to tell him all that happened
Dad comes into the bedroom
tells the sisters to go play outside for a bit
Dad asks me if I started masturbating
im crying and dont know what he is talking about
he calls my Mom into the room
have the birds and the bees talk with explicit descriptions and details of "cum" "ejaculate" "squirting" and all that shit
i keep telling them no i dont and didnt and it was food
i was very red due to my anger and frustration so they thought i was lying and grounded me for a week even though I honestly was just confused
sisters come back inside
my parents make me throw the shorts away and put new shorts on and tell me to not stain all my clothes with cum
sisters mock me for a few days that i came all over myself and didnt even know what it was
Oh shit… this actually made me feel sad…
Holy crap, too wasted.
growing up with all girls
That shit has to suck. They'll get theirs though, karma is always timely with the withdrawals.
The same kind of confusion happened to me once when someone broke a window and blamed it on me and my mom was super angry at me. She was yelling and was on the verge of crying.
I was really a child who'd never come home without doing something that would anger my mom.
The thing that confused me was that I was at school when this happened, I was about 9-10 years old.
Story doesn't end there but I have to pause and say that this was legit the first time I heard of "masturbation" and "cum" and sex and stuff
I was playing with myself since 5/6 but i just didnt know what it was called. And I didn't even start cumming until I was like 10/11 so idk how the fuck they thought I was doing it at 8yo
Few days go by
remember that we shared a bedroom
it is during the summer
started just wearing our underwears to bed
im a super heavy sleeper
all 3 of us are sleeping
i wake up to my Mom yelling
completely naked. no underwear
Mom beating the fuck outta me asking what I did to my cousins
WHAT WHAT WHAT!!?? WTF WTF WTF im yelling
Mom goes to wake up Dad and we know we fucked
Dad immediately starts yelling because he was asleep and needs to wake up early for work
he yells at all of us and all of us are crying even my Mom
he wants to know the story and asks me what happened
i tell him i dont fucking know i was asleep the whole time
he asks the girls what happened and they better not fucking lie
apparently the 13yo wanted to show the 10yo (since she never saw it before) how a boy cums and they went under the blankets and took off my underwear and were playing with my penis because they tried to wake me up but i was too asleep to get up so they played with my penis by themselves
what ended up happening is my parents made me sleep with them in their bed for a full year while the sisters got the bedroom to themselves even though I didnt do anything bad
Oh yeah and I couldn't sleep in underwear anymore. I had to wear my school clothes to sleep or I had to start wearing pajamas. It was hell because the girls had the room all to themselves and could wear just their underwear around the house but I couldn't
And even worse because I didn't even fucking remember or feel them playing with my penis. THAT part fucking sucks
28yo kv now btw
The guy who broke the window was my brothers friend. I found out about this after my brother told me that he did it and blamed me for it.
I asked my brother why he didn't dump him or beat him up. My brother answered "But he's my friend" implying that he's more worth than me.
And I just wanted to add this always had a profound impact on me and I had always wondered why they knew so much about sex at such an early age
I mean I knew the 13yo was having sex because she was caught at 12yo with an older boy she snuck into her room at her parents house
But the 10yo? How did she know? Did she also sneak boys over?
It just always made me curious how they knew so much and I, while a boy, knew so little
I know I was stupid (and still am) but god dam. It kind of gave me a fetish on knowing people's first time and ALL their sexual history. It gets me off when I hear girls talk about their first time
I always have kind an ASMR fetish because my cousin whispered "cum" into my ear so many times
Was kinda hot….
looking back I mean
NOT knowing about sex
One of my cousins got to hear how her step-sister got to third base from two states away, the step-sister introduced her BF to my cousin through FaceTime.
"Cum, cum, cum" wew lad
Your experience was so much more wild than mine. My parents never knew about any of the 3 experieneces that I remeber of.
XD well having your whole family and especially parents know of the first time you "came" and the birds and bees talk and learning that i masturbate was pretty hectic
Id rather they DIDNT know
Plus. I still don't really like my family too much for never like….helping me or anything. I was always the one to blame. Everyone else was a victim but not me. They punished me and physically beat me for no reason sometimes
And…I mean I know I didnt even feel anything but….I know I'm going to sound like a bitch but…
I was technically molested. If one of the girls was asleep and I pulled down her underwear and played with her vagina my parents would have beat me then called the cops on me. I just don't know why they never got in trouble or anything….
I mean I know it is because I was their only son and that they probably already "knew" there was no helping those sisters because they came from a bad family and were already fucked in the head. But I just dont like how they never stuck up for me
The sisters lived with us for 3 years. So from 8-11yo. It was crazy. God dam the sexual tension and the teasing they'd always do to me
Do you know what happened to them?
It should be illegal for a female cousin to walk in frilly underwear inside the house when there is a male cousin around and it should also be illegal that she cannot sit Indian style or spread open and sit "like a boy"
Because sometimes underwear has gaps or holes in the underwear and the male cousin gets confused and distracted at what he might see…..
The 13yo was technically still in our custody but her Mom was fighting back for her kids pretty hard. Except that the kids didnt want to go back so the 13yo ran away eventually
Think she had just turned 14 and ran away to Mexico and became a prostitute. We'd get her back every few months when CPS found her and brought her to our doorstep but she'd always run away saying she wasn't going back to her Mom. Now she is in her 30s with like 7 kids from a dude she met at a party when she was still a prostitute
The 10yo eventually went back to her Mom. Court ordered. My parents couldn't help her. Physical and Emotional abuse made her balloon up and she got fat as fuck. Then met some guy in college and had 3-4 kids by him and he's a deadbeat with no job and he just stays at home all day so she works like 2-3 jobs to support him. I honestly think she just let the first guy to ask her out - fuck her.
potential cousin-fucker detected
Does it make you eel bad that you can't go back to that time?
Yes. The worst part is that I almost make it.
Anybody else take showers with their mom until they were around 9/10?
I remember she told me we would have to stop soon when she saw me growing underarm hair and I cried and cried and cried in her arms. Then a few weeks later I started growing pubes and that was the last time we showered together
Not even in a sexual way well a bit but I really enjoyed our showers together. They were comfy and she would wash my hair which felt really good while I'd plop my face between her tits. She thought it was funny
after we stopped showering together I stopped washing my hair in hopes it would force her to shower with me again
it became really greasy and dried up. she used to brush my hair and said i had such beautiful hair when she would wash it. and if i didnt wash my hair she would tell me: "Son, you're hair looks fucked up"
I mean I did wash it occasionally when it was a special occasion but I think it lasted 2-3 years of me not actually washing my hair still hoping we would take showers again
Man, my mom was a deadbeat when I was a babby, so my brother had to wash me all the time. I really feel like I missed out on something magical now.
your brother touched your penis? haha what a faggot
Why do they have to grow up to become whores? What could have I done?
You should have put that bitch in her place and sent that succubus to a nunnery. Women will only not be whores if men stop thinking with their dicks and beat them when they start going dick-crazy.
Not going full defense lawyer and doubling down on your innocence while making everyone else look like a bunch of assholes.
I get accused of shit I had nothing to do with far more than I believe is normal and I can tell you that demanding proof while also proving that you couldn't have possibly been guilty is the grea feeling on Earth.
Having your big brother protect you and care for you is a lot better than being molested. You aren't the one who missed out.
What a useless stupid little shit. Your parents should have beaten you bloody and sent you to boot camp honestly.
I remember doing this.
be in elementary school
last day of the 4th grade
my entire class got white t-shirts and would go around signing each other's signatures on it
I would always sign around on the chest area with all the girls in my class
to keep my signing steady, I would place my hand on their other boob
tfw I felt their nipple through the shirt
no one suspected a thing since the discussion of sexual activity didn't start till 5th grade
didn't even fully realize what I wasn't doing
I stopped taking showers with my mom when I was 7 and she died.
What I want to know is how the fuck your parents thought cheese that had fallen onto your pants was jizz. How does one even make the comparison? They look nothing alike
thats a really cute story user wish i had a similar experience but i had something similar to story and wonder what the fuck was wrong with my mom
would open mouth kiss me
walk around naked
taunted me one time saying what its just a pussy
never wore a bra around the house and would walk around topless after a shower
i consider myself diddled tbh but she was raped as a child pretty crazy in that she tried to kill me as a baby when she was with my dad so idk if that makes what she did excusable
dude my dads side of the family are almost all cousin fuckers myself included but because of them our family has colored eyes and pretty good looks my grandma had 4 kids with her cousin, my aunt had 1 kid who went to UT and is now married and shes pretty hot tbh and she married like a 2nd cousin, my uncle is currently dating a somewhat distant cousin and i groomed my cousin whos a freshman now but nothing came out of it. and have almost porked my cousins multiple times at parties but to be fair i didnt know they were my cousins
And I thought my mom was weird, holy fuck, user. My mom did kissed me in the mouth, but you know, non-sexual, but that sounds over the top, she sounds like a fucking psycho.
Also, the first pages of that Luna comic promised so much, now it became some soap opera bullshit.
Cousins is fair game, specially in a "close" but numerous family, is hard to know who is and who isn't your cousin.
But your sister is a whore because she knew about boners?
You're lucky, my little brother (11) had roughly the same experience with two girls 11 and 8 only one time adults caught them and wouldn't you know it, the girls were victims and he was a rapist, he avoided anything on a permanent record but not before going to a boys camp for a few years and we only got to see him a few times a year.
Experience in the court room was horrific for him, horrific for all of us and now all he does is self medicate with weed all day every day.
50 years ago the adults would have just sat the children down and told them what they were doing was inappropriate and to not do it again and that would be the end of it. Those days are long gone.
instead my dad gets to pay for therapy for the girls who even though they initiated much of the happenings have had victim hood drilled into them and my brother has years of his childhood taken from him and forced to confess to being a child molester on a near daily basis by camp counselors. He denied it for a long time and each time was punished for it but they broke him eventually.
Your little brother is a disgusting prick! Women are meant for the mighty Negro!
lmao you brother is a faggot
molesting gilrs is something you are proud of.
if a man molests little children is a sign of him being healthy
i also think your brother uses "Experience in the court room" as an excuse to get high on drugs.
marihuna turns men into faggots.
thats why jews try legalize it constantly.
you brother is a massive faggot.
this is why us males need to stick together, one day the females will try and take power and turn us males into slaves.
I used to shower with my mom until I became 8 then it was my father who showered me. (He was dressed up but my mother wasn't)
Yeah, your parents would because they're heartless.
Shit, that got dark pretty fast…
There are different kind of cheeses, Amerifat
W-wew lad, open mouth kisses
Tell that to the manginas out there
Be 5 or 6 (not sure how old I was, but given that my younger sister wasn't around yet I could have been no older than 6)
My parents and I go on a vacation together with some friends of theirs and their children (boy around 13, girl 10 or 11)
Live in the same vacation home
At one point, all but me and the girl leave the house do to shopping or something, don't know anymore.
Girl giggles and asks me to crawl under the bed
Do as told.
Girl crawls under the bed as well, rolls on her back and tell me to lie down atop of her
Be five year old kid, don't have the sligh clue as to wtf the girl wants. Do it anyway
She giggles, we just lie there for about a minute until she tells me to get off and roll on my back instead.
Do as told again and she subsequently lies down on me.
Larger and heavier than me, her face inches away from mine.
Remain in this position for just a few seconds until we can hear the door to the house being opened and scurry off pretending that nothing happened.
Looking back, this is probably one of my earliest childhood memories. And the most vivid part of it? The smell of spicy potato chips in the girl's breath as she lay atop of my younger self. Hells know what would have happened if our families hadn't returned at that moment.
She could've played with your little bepis
Tfw no mommy GF/Wife
Tfw never going to become a little shota ever again
Do you think it's possible to get a mommy gf/wife?
Doops checked + wat?
To late imo, 13-14 would've been the ideal time.
i remember being held down naked on my olders brothers leg while our dog humped me. then i was being dragged around house stuck butt to butt with the dog for about an hour. I know now that it was probably only 20 minutes of so. if was scary the first time but after that it was quite fun. Now being 37 i am a giver and receiver of dogs.
Will this thread die this early?
I used to shower with my dad. I remember being weird out, because he was circumcised and I'm uncut, so that made me think I was weird. Plus, my dad is not hairy at all (he still can't grow a full beard at 52), but he never groomed his pubes, he had a really thick afro around his cock. Maybe it has nothing to do with it, but when I was younger and was still getting baths, and my parents tried to make me pull my foreskin back, I was scared shitless because for some reason I thought my icles would drop out of the tip of my dick. I couldn't pull my foreskin until I was 15.
there are different kinds of cheeses
yes, and not one of them looks like cum.
I see now that we have a cum expert in our midst
How much jizz have you seen throughout your lifetime you fag?
of my own? Literally gallons
I'm pretty sure every person on this fucking board knows what their own cum looks like, no faggotry required
So you admit you've seen your own cum
I'm sure my cum doesn't look like your cum
Why are you so obsessed with how cum looks like?
Are you just wanting for us to post pics of our cum? It would seem like it
The color and consistency wouldn't be right, I don't think. it's just weird as fuck that his parents would get rustled over something that looks nothing like cum
Have you thought about grilled cheese?
if you are a buttblasted nazi dad im sure you take every chance you can to discipline your kid
are you fucking retarded?
Are you SERIOUSLY complaining about the legitimacy of cheese looking cum and angry that you cant find the right kind of cheese to fulfill your cum fantasies???
different guy entirely, at least cheese dip is a real attempt an answer
cheese pressed against a scalding hot iron surface and attached to charred bread isnt even close to a real attempt.
Jesus Christ you guys all I was saying was that there is no way cheese could look like cum. Doesn't matter if it's melted or not, it wouldn't look similar even in the sligh, especially if it dried on his pants; that's where the main giveaway that it's not cum is. The consistencies are different.
it was dried? i didnt read the story well enough.
yeah, im going to need an explanation myself now
B derails a thread talking about cheese cum, gud 1
what is this type of porn called? (little boys and older women) I tried 'shota' but there's only pictures of solo little boys
It's literally straight shotacon.
Milf/Mom and shota
You can find a lot of it in Pixiv.net
FAM pls listen to me. Never search anything form this board or webpage. All searches with certain words will be linked to CIA agency. They will arest you even if you have not reached adulthood aka 18 years old. I have been arrested third time and went to prison for 12 days then full month after thrid time it was half year. I was put on watchlist and i can never ever be free or leave country.
I had similar experiences with an older female relative. Don't feel like going into detail, it wasn't as interesting. We got caught, and I caught blame for it. I didn't understand anything.
I feel like this has affected me. Low self esteem, feeling like I should be ashamed of my sexuality for instance. Does anyone else have any similar feelings?
be 9yo flip boy
strange man called Jim gives me money then fucks me in the ass
then he makes me suck this midgets cock who was in a wheelchair.
I got caught doing gay things in grade 6, I disavowed the other kid and fiercely defended my sexuality. Definitely made me associate shame and rejection with my sexual feelings.
Teachers would also often over-punish me because I was known as a troublemaker. So everyone could talk and goof around in class, but when the teachers shut it down I was the only one who ended up in trouble. I would get sent to the office for doodling in my notebook even after all my work is done, meanwhile girls get to yell and read and go on their phones etc. It always got worse when I stood up for myself, like it was a personal affront to the teachers, it threatened their fickle sense of power. "You dare talk back to me?!?!?" This is the most damaging part because there is a pattern of being punished for standing up for yourself and your convictions. You "learn" that advocating for your own dignity and respect will only result in pain. That you deserve to be punished for thinking you can stand up for yourself.
The end result is that I associate shame, punishment and guilt with my sexuality and self-esteem.
I got caught doing gay things in grade 6
That's a lot more fucked up than what I experienced. I was bullied and everyone around me handled it awfully, which might have contributed to self esteem issues, though.
I definitely know how to stand up for myself by now, I'd like to think. It's so easy to second-guess yourself, but as cheesy as it sounds you need to listen to your heart. You do know what's right for you.
Good, fuck off gaye
Nah, he should just off himself
"Nah"? What are you saying no to?
I'll give you another try at making sense, because it's very hard to make people upset when you're dropping non sequiturs.
how come so many of you guys are all hung up on what happened when you were kids? you fucks keep talking like there's no going back or changing how it affects you or something instead of just not letting it affect you. like all you have to do is cut out the stimulus.
ffs my first experiences with sexuality came from b horror movies and my little pony, but i got over it because im not a tremendous fucking faggot and grew the fuck up. nowadays i don't get hung up about that shit and barely even fap anymore because i keep myself busy.
i mean its 2017 guys.
you need to listen to your heart. You do know what's right for you.
I said nah to that
Wow, you're still not making sense after clarifying yourself. Look up the grammatical concept of a generic you.
hurrr, it's all about willpower!
i'm well adjusted!
that's why i post star wars reaction images on an imageboard!
I definitely know how to stand up for myself by now, I'd like to think. It's so easy to second-guess yourself, but as cheesy as it sounds you need to listen to your heart.
I disagree, his best option for his low self-esteem is ending his life, preferably in dramatic fashion, such as doing a backflip off an overpass or committing a school shooting while blasting the theme to happy days.
it's an image on an imageboard you fucking nigger what else should i be posting
You poor stupid faggot. Apply yourself. You honestly think you're a functional human being by doing what you're doing?
the fuck you saying, this isn't fucking facebook or irc, this is an imageboard. with images
i haven't fucking died yet so i'm still functional, but it's not like you're any different, you're shitting up this thread along with me instead of doing important shit like we both should be doing
I hear ya, all these fags like to make excuses about fucked up shit that happened during their childhood as though that absolves them of all responsibility for their actions as an adult. Face it, most people had some fucked up shit in their childhood, though admittedly to varying degrees. But once you're a grown man, what you do is on you and you alone.
And now that you realize you're a fuck-up, you won't be such a egotistical cunt running his faggot mouth about "muh willpower" next time. You're a defective loser, don't pretend otherwise.
Somebody a little touchy there?
Maybe if I clicked my heels and summoned muh willpower.
what are you fucking suggesting then? if its not willpower that changes a person for the better then what the fuck should it be? booze? weed? castration? please explain to me you egotistical cunt, tell me what i must do to change
whining about the power of willpower and self-discipline
Let me guess, none of the bad shit in your life is your fault, none of the shit that sucks or the dumb ways you spend your time is your fault, the world just shit on you and poor, helpless little old you just can't do anything about it. You're the eternal victim of circumstance.
I'm suggesting you're a worthless sack of shit like the rest of us. If willpower was still a thing for anybody here, none of us would be. You're the one coming in here with your fluffy bunny smiling flower horse shit as tho you're anybody whose opinion isn't hypocritical to fuck and back. If you knew anything about willpower
you wouldn't be here
I never said that. Feel free to probe again for a weak spot. Protip: everyone here still loses.
Not everyone on the chans is a degenerate NEET faggot, many of us are successful IRL in business, relationships, etc though I'll give you that almost all of us are fucked up in one way or another.
stay mad faggot. im far from perfect but unlike you and 'the rest of us' im actively trying to get better because otherwise im fucked, thats just how it works. and if you disagree with that im not sure i have much hope for you man
Actively trying and failing.
Don't listen to him AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Not everyone are worthless like you :'^DDDddd
I'd give this post a pretty high chance of being samefaggotry.
not checking every thread for crossposting niggers
This was only because 4gaye didn't care about my thread. All they care for is bananas, dick threads and YLYL
Be about 13 or so
Go to this big Scout Camp with other scouts and shit
Not his isn't a gay story, there were chicks there… Though tbh girls in Scouting make it really fucking pozzed these days
The oldest girls were about 16 or 17… Youngest were about my age at the time
Girls would go around in groups offering "Free hugs" in the evenings
Us lads would prowl around like wolves for the lulz
After the inevitable gangbang of free hugs and ass slapping like the sexually charged wolves that were were, we sat down by a group of attractive looking girls and got talking.
Got talking to one fit redhead girl with YUUUGE knockers (let's call her Red)
13 y.o me didn't know hot to talk with girls but I managed to charm her nonetheless…
she took intrest to me and started flirting, never really got her name or age, but she was far too old for me probably…
We snook off to a secluded wooded area of the camp to "talk"
She got real close to me and wrapped her arms around me, calling me "cute"
Autism alarms are ringing in my head,
"ALERT! SOMEONE TOUCHING ME, INITIATE ESCAPE PLAN! INITIATE ESCAPE PLAN!"
A part of me however wanted to just roll with it… Was this strange feeling actually a feeling of enjoyment? STFU autism alarm, we're rolling with this
Red begins to grope around my crotch area, sizing me up and shit
According to her I was large for my age
We sit by a log and cuddle, neither of us really knew each other, it just happened… It was great!
Suddenly, my sharp scout senses alerted me of danger lurking nearby
I hear a rustling in the bushes near us
I get up, boner still awkwardly there,
Suddenly like three girls charge me, knocking me over and pinning me down to the ground
One fat bitch sat on top of me, instant boner kill face,
Red looked horrified and ran off like a little bitch
I spat in this fat cunt's face and punched her in one of her many chins. She rolled off me and I got up in time to watch my waifu run off
Thus begins the great standoff, these three girls apparently hated Red and would constantly cuck her from anything by stalking her and attacking people or something… I never got the details for I never saw Red again after that.
Grabbed a branch and began to violently beat the living shit out of fat bitch, her two friends ran off in fear
My inner autist unleashed on fat bitch as she ruined the one chance I had at scoring with a girl at that time.
Fat cunt had it coming to her tbh… She ruined everything…
It wouldn't be a surprise to know that she turned out to be a lesbian either… Fucking fat girl scouts, not even once!
Holy fuck, my nigger, you had a horrible family. You are a prime example of being the scapegoat in a dysfunctional family. Holy. Fuck. Man.
Now I don't feel too bad about myself because my family, even though they (also two older sisters) abused me physically and emotionally, didn't ruin sex for me since it was NEVER and I mean NEVER a subject. So, I could form my opinion about that, at least.
With all due sincerety, I hope you're doing better now and are processing your trauma and PTSD. I hope you cut all contact to your toxic family, and are seeing a therapist. Jesus, people who are too stupid to have children should be shot on sight when violating the (utopical) law.
You sleazy bastard. I like you.
Bet you get a boner everytime you eat some (spicy) tomato chips.
Should've killed the whale
Spicy potato chips :^)
I remember when I was angry at this 14 year old girl when I was 10. Here's how it went.
Be me 10 y/old playing football with 14 y/old girls little brother (he's 9 y/old)
I lose and get an autismo attack and hit him
He cries and runs home
His sister (the 14 y/old) walk out
Starts to yell at me
Hits me on my head
I get ((ANGERY))
Grab her boobs, she had pretty big ones, and start twisting and groping them
Pull her nipples
She starts to cry and I just stare at her
"Look what you did, Anon"
Shows me her tits
Nipples and boob around the nipple is all bruised
She runs home
You are a sick twisted fuck. How the fuck can your childhood include so many sexual occurences without being a rape victim or rapist?
I lived in a pretty weird neighborhood and I actually just meant to hurt her because she hit me and not to hurt her sexually. I didn't really know anything about sex etc. until I was about 14.
I wish I would've grown up in your neighbourhood. I had so sexual encounters but they're not as extravagant as the stories here.
You didn't know about sex until you were 14? Jesus, I knew all about the birds 'n bees (or rather ins and outs) when I was 8 or 9, because a classmate showed me sone neato dutch gangbang pornsites when I visited him every now and then.
Yeah, I never knew which was pretty weird considering people actually let their kids walk naked in my neighborhood and them actually being overly sexual about everything.
Sometimes you could even see adults have sex in their balcony. I didn't understand what they did though.
Noice dubs, Hitler is proud of you.
Holy fuck, and you grew up in prudish America or elsewhere? Your neighborhood sure as hell was as sexually open as ancient Romans or Greeks.
America really isn't as prudish as people think.
Old people just say prudish things that young people ignore.
In reality just about everyone is a legit criminal, but we don't care enough.
America is disgustingly prudish
I actually don't like it here. Too many Homos
Yeah, I don't mean America is prudish when it comes to actual intercourse or promiscuity, but the mindset. I have the impression sex is seen as something inherently bad there. Look at the strict laws regarding the age of consent and what is seen as pedophilia for example - people are losing their shit when you fuck a "kid" who is 15, 16 or 17 depending on the state. And the porn actresses don't seem to enjoy the sex for the most part too, heck they are even incredibly bad at faking it. In, for example, Japan, even though sex is almost non-existent and easily related with perverts, women actually crave it and the porn actresses actually enjoy sex. Nudity is also a taboo in the US, you cannot even see a naked body in the afternoon program and a lot of (good) TV shows go even that far and have most ridiculous scenes where tits and ass are covered at all costs (e.g. Mad Men).
That's my hypothesis, I've never been there but some laws regarding sex, that prostitution is even illegal is beyond me.
user it is a meme. No one actually cares about the sexual taboo
Where do you live because it sounds like heaven
You don't wanna come
Have a 15 y/o penis shoved down your throat
Boner Factor: 0
DON'T LIE TO ME, BOI
Explain it in detail
The good thing is that you know you're not gay
You can't see naked girls in the street or twist teenage nipples or watch sex on balconies or have orgies like the Etruscans WHY EVEN LIVE
America is the most anti-social country in the world
FUCK THIS THREAD I'M OUT
Why so mad?
growing up with girls
It isn't that bad if you have an imouto that's a few years younger than you.
Also it helps having a trad family.
It's better if it's almost about equal amount of boys and girls
wanting to be decadent and degenerate
wanting communists to rule over your mind
not realizing what happened in the Wiemar Republic
Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Tfw youngest out of 5 only boy
End up being a skinny faggot
Rip dad's dreams
Eat a lot, exercise = solved
Exercise away the gay, overly fetishistic tendencies
You solved half the problem
Stop jacking off and force yourself to like women
I do like women, I just put gay because if I typed in bi you would have said I was just gay.
Why not just write straight?
Because I'm not entirely straight?
So you admit of being a homo?
Yeah, except I still like women
So you are bisexual, or just autistic? No, seriously?
If I said I was bi you would have said I was just gay
Once when I was like five I used to hang out with the girl across the street. We said we were going to get married one day or some shit. One day she wanted to play married couple or something. We went into the laundry room and she pulled my pants out and gave my bepis a kiss. Then we heard my mom coming so I pulled my pants up and that was that. It was 15 years before I got another bepis touch from a girl.
Sometimes I'm asking myself how little grills that bepis is the main goal in their life … I wonder I wonder.
Yeah. I get lonely. I'm becoming a trucke. Soon I will have truck stop whores to bang. I hope at least some of them are decent looking.
fuck having a mommy GF (well, definitely a 2D one at least) is my grea desire and these stories are prime fapping material. If my current mom wasn't actually mom but a ~15 year younger hot random woman that would be heaven, I'm already a useless neet who doesn't go outside
That is one painful GIF to watch.
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
Peace sells,but who's buying?
kid with developing brain and is very impressionable
gets taught that standing up for himself gets him in trouble
lesson burned into his mind because he's a little kid with, again, a developing impressionable little mind
affects his life later on
Gee, it doesn't make any sense at all! This guy sure is a faggot for being affected by shit that happened to him as a kid!
Look, you may be someone who can deal with it and move on, but some people get affected by shit that happens to them as a kid.
I found my dad's porn stash when I was 4 and I've been constantly watching porn since.
THIS THREAD IS JIM APPROVED!