Weird stuff that happened when you were a kid that gives you a boner

Isaac Phillips
Isaac Phillips

Weird stuff that happened when you were a kid that gives you a boner
Be me, super shy 7 y/old boy
Meet 2 girls that were 12 y/old
One named Jennifer, glasses and very very long blonde hair, and the other Erika, Brown hair blue eyes
They always followed me around and played with me ex. built sand castles and played in the mud etc. They sometimes held my hands
Some time passes
Be alone with Jennifer inside a blow up castle
She sits on my lap and touches my small bepis
Felt weird but also nice
Started to make out with me
Didn't understand a thing but still felt good in some way
She presses her pelvis against mine and locks me in place
Spits on my face and in my mouth
Don't understand a thing but she's smiling so I believe it's ok
She hugs me and keeps touching me inappropriately
Spits into my mouth and walks away
Some time passes but they still hang out with me. Hand holding etc.
Be in woods near my elementary school
Erika walks up to me and hugs me
Smiling because you know they were my only friends
She starts to french kiss me, very sloppy, what you'd expect from a 12 y/old
Pulls down my trousers and touches my bepis
Pulls back foreskin, touching my small balls and stuff
Didn't understand a thing but still felt pretty alright
Pulls my hand towards her chest and let me touch her tit, flat of course
I was just staring
"Grope it and play with it"
Did what she told me
She sat on my leg and pressed her pelvis against it and kept touching my small bepis
She kissed me on the mouth then walked away
This happened over 10 years ago and I've lost contact of them. Tfw…
Pic kinda relatable

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Alexander Martinez
Alexander Martinez

me and my older cousin used to share a bed when she visited, and we would cuddle, her holding my face close to her chest.
she and another female cousin younger than me by a couple months used to gang up on me with the younger one sitting on me to keep me pinned while the other slapped my face
good times

Ayden Wood
Ayden Wood

nice copypasta

Jordan Bell
Jordan Bell

s>>6934941
i just go with threads even if copypasta, better than contributing literally nothing to the thread than the obvious fact it is copypasta

Carson King
Carson King

no, this thread needs to be deleted

Jeremiah Mitchell
Jeremiah Mitchell

I posted it on 4chan first but they didn't care about it

Carter Price
Carter Price

y, that doesnt seem very respectful

Jaxson Walker
Jaxson Walker

I posted it here now because I know that 8channers aren't any edgy teenagers and will actually contribute

Ryder Morris
Ryder Morris

4chan

Justin Russell
Justin Russell

choose one

Nathaniel Nelson
Nathaniel Nelson

Why? This happened about 10+ years ago

Ethan Sanchez
Ethan Sanchez

nice op pic pedo

Juan Hall
Juan Hall

w-wew lad

Joseph Lopez
Joseph Lopez

y, they are both fuckin' dying might as well try the other if you want to have a thread be active.

Ethan Murphy
Ethan Murphy

This is exactly why

Robert Turner
Robert Turner

it may have shaped my sexual preferences, as well as why i dont like black girls.
maybe

Charles Hughes
Charles Hughes

no, its dying because the board is currently just a bunch of normies who dont know how to make or share new content, and can only spew the same 3 memes over and over

Asher Bailey
Asher Bailey

Same here, I'm starting to have this feeling that I want a Mommy to play around with me

Connor Ortiz
Connor Ortiz

Yeah, whatever. Contribute instead

Wyatt Garcia
Wyatt Garcia

What was the best Led Zeppelin album

Henry Hernandez
Henry Hernandez

i am, you aren't. fucking idiot

Kayden Butler
Kayden Butler

it sucks because i will never be a kid again to experience these things again

Kevin Robinson
Kevin Robinson

You can dress up as a kid and get a cute MILF gf

Adrian Scott
Adrian Scott

Be around 8 or 9yo
Mom went to a friend's house
Her maid/babysitter is an old woman
Mom's friend said having an older woman as maid is cool because the kids respect her
Mom had a retarded idea
She thought that maybe I just needed someone to relate to
Instead of getting an old maid, she gets a really young one
I think she was 16yo, blonde, short, skinny
She had acne all over her face, though
She lives with us for a while
Sometimes I see her naked around the house when mom isn't around
Since I was kind of a retarded kid I never showered alone so she helped me
When mom didn't male home I was afraid of sleeping alone so I slept with her
One day she takes me to the city and my mom freaks out for some reason
She fires her
Nothing really happened, but damn if thinking about her doesn't give me a boner.

Be around 8yo
Single mom
Mom usually showered in front of me
I showered with the door open as well
She usually asked me to help her to shave her pussy with tweezers
Always were pretty close to her pussy but too innocent to think about it
What the fuck was wrong with my mom?

Blue diamond
Nice.

Dylan Wilson
Dylan Wilson

i could do that, not really about milfs tho, more about female kids my age all being physically stronger than me, and literally beating me up. And now im a 6'2" lightweight boxer, so it doesnt really work

Bentley Williams
Bentley Williams

But why did she shave? Did she have a bf?

Matthew Morris
Matthew Morris

I dunno. I think my mom was quite promiscuous. I rather not to think about it, best case scenario, my mom was just really clean.

Brandon Morris
Brandon Morris

kek

Oliver Murphy
Oliver Murphy

Sad…

Cooper Smith
Cooper Smith

I'm way too tough built too…

Mason Wood
Mason Wood

Yep and ID's make it harder for OP to samefag.

https://mappositivity.tumblr.com/

Jordan Peterson
Jordan Peterson

I don't get what you mean

Jeremiah Gonzalez
Jeremiah Gonzalez

6937366
Dubs confirm, this one's the real deal

Matthew Hill
Matthew Hill

6937366

Noice m8

John Fisher
John Fisher

She usually asked me to help her to shave her pussy with tweezers

how to emasculate your son 101

single mom should be illegal, boys should be raised by their fathers.

Aiden Brown
Aiden Brown

How did that emasculated me? If something, I have an early really close view of a vagina.
I wouldn't have got that with my father, although I did see his gf's vag and breasts nudes on his phone.

David Price
David Price

because she made you engage in female activities, subserviently, i might add

Luis Scott
Luis Scott

I wouldn't mind engaging in girl's masturbation with another girl, fag. Now go back to /mgtow/ where you belong.

Nicholas Rogers
Nicholas Rogers

that is different, you are actually engaging in a sexual activity at that point.
your mother made you help clean her.
i don't even have a problem with it, but i can see how it could be described as emasculating

Justin Sanders
Justin Sanders

he was literally friendzoned by his mummy.

Michael Ramirez
Michael Ramirez

user, I was shaving my mom's vagina, that sounds pretty sexual, if you ask me.
That actually gave me an early interest in female genitalia and I started to masturbate around that age as well.

Hunter Watson
Hunter Watson

shaving your moms hairy vag
sexual
only if you make it. user

Oliver Collins
Oliver Collins

Implying it emascluates in any way

Landon Fisher
Landon Fisher

I don't get it why people don't believe me just because I posted this in 4chan first.
I saw that no one replied so I tried to post on Holla Forums instead. I think anyone with average intelligence or above would do that. It's like sending out job applications. You don't give up on the first try.

Gavin Cruz
Gavin Cruz

Shaving it with tweezers
Hairy
The tweezers were just for a few little hairs.

Juan Rogers
Juan Rogers

So you yourself browse 4chan?

Luis Collins
Luis Collins

trying this hard
it probably does

William Clark
William Clark

Is there any scientific stuff about this?

Ayden Bennett
Ayden Bennett

user is talking out of his ass because he comes from /mgtow/

Juan Rivera
Juan Rivera

?
i literally said it was okay with me, but it probably could be emasculating.
is reading comprehension a lost art entirely?

Anthony Torres
Anthony Torres

Nice. Hope you meet them again.

Elijah Turner
Elijah Turner

lol. it would freak me out. first time when I fucked a pussy I would have thought about your moms pussy, I mean my moms pussy.

Anthony Evans
Anthony Evans

me
9yo
little sister 7
we sleep in separate bedrooms
lil' sis gets scared of the dark and comes to sleep in my bed sometimes
was pretty cute, but I always hated it because she'd often steal all the blankets and push me off the bed in my sleep
one night I guess she can't sleep, won't stop rolling around and kicking about, keeping me wide awake
consider kicking her out, but decide against it, close my eyes, and just try to wait her out
eventually she ducks under the covers and goes still
fucking finally
suddenly the band of my briefs is being slowly tugged down
feel sister's tiny, cold fingers curl around my shaft
starts playing with it
…!
I have no idea wtf's happening or what to do, so I just pretend to be asleep
uncomfortable af
can hear her giggling, muffled by the blankets somewhat
now certain she's deliberately keeping me awake to mollify her sleepless boredom
decide to push her away, gonna tell her to cut it out and go to sleep
that's until I realized it was starting to feel good
felt fucking amazing, actually
I'd never felt anything quite like this
decide instead to keep still and just let her do her thing
she carrys on for a good 10 or so minutes
with the tip of one of her fingers slipped down my foreskin, she stops abruptly
nooo
wait a few seconds in hopeful anticipation
nothing
disappointed, and actually a little frustrated, I take a slight peek under the covers to see what's holding her up
she's fast asleep, breathing softly
It's also at this point that I realized my penis was swollen and staunchly erect
"weird", I thought, as I finally lay my head to sleep
I woke up on the floor later that night, without blankets, freezing my assoff

And that's the story of how I got my very first boner! For context, I was very much prepubescent at the time, and my sex drive hadn't really "manifested" yet. I was an extremely sheltered, home-schooled church-boy, without even the vaguest knowledge of anything involving human sexuality; I didn't register any of this as a sexual experience until many years later. Tbh that just make it hotter for me, adds that sense of naughty innocence to it all.

That said, retrospection of this incident has been basis of hundreds upon hundreds of fap session throughout my years. Even as write this, I struggle to keep my hands out of my pants. I believe this is the birthplace of my dominant incest fetish, though I don't have a loli fetish at all, funny enough.

Cooper Brown
Cooper Brown

She did grow up to be druggy, thieving whore, got put into foster care, ward of the state etc. and a complete trainwreck in general. I can't stand her guts these days, frankly. Still hot, though.

Juan Morales
Juan Morales

got put into foster care

Damn. Sounds like quite a story.

Brody Bell
Brody Bell

I've been into incest since I was a little kid, I guess.
I usually support the fact that kids start to feel tingly and curious from really early age, but 7 seems too young, specially if she seemingly knew what she was doing.
Maybe your uncle fiddled her.
Reminds me of my sister which I actually fucked around with
Why do they have to grow up to become whores? What could have I done?

Joseph Lewis
Joseph Lewis

kind of related, I have a pretty strong humiliation/sph/cfnm fetish that, I think, was imprinted on me due to something that happened when I was around 11 or 12.

be me
just get done showering
go to room to get dressed
sisters room is right next to mine
sister and her cute friend burst into my room
freak out, tell them to gtfo
sister goes for my towel
tug of war ensues
holding onto towel for dear life
she's bigger than me
lose the tug of war
left completely exposed on the floor
they both just stare at my penis for a few seconds
"see, I told you…"
leave room
never speak about it

It's hard to describe, but a very strange feeling came over me when it happened, a feeling I can only compare to something like taking a hit off a bong, like a strange, sudden, head high. I was dazed and didn't even cover myself up, which you would think would be a given.

Noah Martinez
Noah Martinez

What could have I done?
fuck her

Camden Wood
Camden Wood

"see, I told you…"
what did she mean?

Jayden King
Jayden King

But I did.
You should ask her what she meant.

Kevin Nguyen
Kevin Nguyen

Small bepis

Zachary Clark
Zachary Clark

That's what you think, user, what if it was something else? You fucking go and ask her.

Carter Wood
Carter Wood

I wish I knew.

definitely not going to ask her now though, that would be a bit strange.

I'm actually above average, even back then I don't remember being very small down there, so I'm not sure. my mom told me that when I was born the doctor actually complimented my penis, which is kind of strange but flattering I guess.

Eli Diaz
Eli Diaz

definitely not going to ask her now though, that would be a bit strange.
Do it for us, and so you can get rid of the doubt. I'm quite curious myself.

Jackson Butler
Jackson Butler

okay I just asked her and she said she did it for the lulz:^)

Tyler Collins
Tyler Collins

Op here
Another thing that happened to me that might be worth mentioning

Had a friend named Simon when I was 7-8 who had a super hot mom
Mom was single and about 40 y/old
Totally looked like a MOM
Always went to his house to play video games
His mom walked into his room all the time to check on us
Always had these MOM clothes, apron etc. or just overly revealing clothes
Actually really ”loved” her and thought that she was super nice but was too young to understand why it felt strange when she was near me
One day Simon walked out of the room
Had ripped socks on which revealed my toes
Sat down on the mat and watched GoGo Gadget in Simons room
His mom walked in and sat infront of me
Held my foot up to her face
Started to pull my toes and smiled (pulling each one of them and looking at me each time)
Felt strange but I just kept staring at her
She drops my foot lightly and crawls closer to my ear
Whispers ”Seems like potatoes are growing out your socks”

Daniel Ross
Daniel Ross

Nope, just another kid who got caught up with that proverbial 'wrong crowd'. One day she pissed my older brother enough (stole/crashed his car) to go ape shit on her with a wooden spoon, she called social services over the incident, away she went.

but 7 seems too young, specially if she seemingly knew what she was doing
Nah, I think she was just messing around out of sheer boredom. I don't think she knew what she was doing at all, just playing with the squishy bit, thinking it'd annoy me (her favorite thing to do) and keep me awake.
Even for me, it only 'felt good' in purely physical sense; like a foot massage. I didn't recognize any feeling on a sexual level – only in retrospect, years later.

What could have I done?
Should've fucked her better, might have just done the trick, but honestly I don't. I don't even know if there was anything I could've done.

Women were a mistake.

Brody Flores
Brody Flores

6938244
where do you even live? not in the US I'm guessing.

I dated a sophomore when I was a senior and her dad fucking HATED me. only a 2 year age difference but still.

Jacob Evans
Jacob Evans

a feeling I can only compare to something like taking a hit off a bong, like a strange, sudden, head high
it's called trauma

Jason Nguyen
Jason Nguyen

This

Evan Ward
Evan Ward

d-did you ever talk about it years later?

Brody Hill
Brody Hill

it was definitely embarrassing at the time but also exciting in a weird way.

like I said, I think it contributed to my humiliation fetishes quite a bit.

Bentley Rogers
Bentley Rogers

Nope, but maybe I should take her out for a few drinks and bring it up some time?

Christopher Hall
Christopher Hall

What kind of humiliation fetishes?

Camden Long
Camden Long

Please tell me you like being spit on user.
List you fetishes relating to this

Christopher Myers
Christopher Myers

Op, here
Because of that girl Jennifer I want a MOM to spit on my face.
It really is true that childhood experiences forge fetishes.

Brandon Scott
Brandon Scott

clothed female nude male, small penis humiliation, femdom, cuckolding, etc… pretty basic stuff like that. it all really evolved from CFNM.

spitting? never really thought about it. maybe in the moment that could be a turn on.

Lucas Sullivan
Lucas Sullivan

/ss/ foot faggotry?

Nathan Bailey
Nathan Bailey

I forgot emasculation/feminization/sissification as well.

Isaac White
Isaac White

It's true for me, and a couple of other dudes in here

John Price
John Price

Gaye

Joshua Collins
Joshua Collins

Check'd

Blake Phillips
Blake Phillips

kind of, sure. might as well asked forced bi to the list. male penis fetish as well :^)

Jordan Lee
Jordan Lee

So this happened when I was 8 and the start is going to sound like I'm lying but this is all 100% true

(btw im a guy)

be me
be 8yo
just a regular kid. happy-go-lucky not a care in the world
2 female cousins are living with us because they are "bad" girls and CPS took them away from their parents and moved them in with us
younger sister is 10
older sister is 13
on a Saturday my parents are both working so it is just us kids watching TV and other random stuff
we were a bit poor so I'd eat cheese sandwiches all the time because i didnt really like eggs or Ramen back then
I was always a messy eater so a lot of cheese is spilling over me and I just wipe it off not thinking anything of it
I end up with small circle cheese spots around my shorts near my crotch
around an hour later I get up to get something and the 13yo sees me and her eyes beam up and she smiles
she pulls me aside and happy starts whispering into my ear to follow her
i follow her into the bathroom
she locks the door and whispers to me
Did you cum?
Huh?
Is that cum on your shorts?
Cum what? Huh??
I'm "ASKING"…..Do you cum?
cum what? what are you talking about?
she starts giggling, unlocks the door and just leaves

Josiah Diaz
Josiah Diaz

better
Alright user, we're going to need another greentext

Ayden Butler
Ayden Butler

see her go to the bedroom and whisper something real close into her sister's ear
they both look at me for a brief moment and start laughing hysterically
i'm getting pissed off because I'm out of the loop
go to the living room and angrily play MegaMan

Few hours go by
Mom comes home from work
13yo runs to my mom
[Anon] can cum!! [Anon] has cum all over his shorts. See!!

mom rushes over towards me
starts interrogating me
asking what is that on my shorts
What is what?
THAT!!! as she points to my cheese stains
W-w-w-w-what!!!???? WHAT IS WHAT????

the 2 sisters are laughing at me
10yo screams
Look look! He is getting red! Look look! It is cum!

mom keeps interrogating me
break down start crying
i'm so fucking confused

Jason Turner
Jason Turner

I was just telling the other user that he should've fucked his sister better and not have been an impotent manlet, as to prevent her from becoming a degenerate.

Eli Brown
Eli Brown

mom thinks I am lying to her or playing stupid
mom slaps me
start crying more
the 2 sisters realize this is serious and GTFO
mom keeps asking what is on my shorts
i dont know what to say or what she means so i keep crying and say it is food
she doesn't believe me
asks me if i started masturbating
i don't know what that is
she slaps me again
she thinks i am lying
she tells me to go to the bedroom and stay in the corner until my dad comes from work

Gabriel Morris
Gabriel Morris

W-wew lad

Isaiah Turner
Isaiah Turner

You should've murdered those bitches, holy fuck.

Zachary James
Zachary James

Few hours go by
(btw we only had 1 bedroom that i shared with the sisters. so I stayed in the corner while they quietly mocked me and watched TV and played games)

Dad comes home
Mom takes him into the kitchen to tell him all that happened
Dad comes into the bedroom
tells the sisters to go play outside for a bit
Dad asks me if I started masturbating
im crying and dont know what he is talking about
he calls my Mom into the room
have the birds and the bees talk with explicit descriptions and details of "cum" "ejaculate" "squirting" and all that shit
i keep telling them no i dont and didnt and it was food
i was very red due to my anger and frustration so they thought i was lying and grounded me for a week even though I honestly was just confused
sisters come back inside
my parents make me throw the shorts away and put new shorts on and tell me to not stain all my clothes with cum
sisters mock me for a few days that i came all over myself and didnt even know what it was

Benjamin Anderson
Benjamin Anderson

Oh shit… this actually made me feel sad…

Carter Bailey
Carter Bailey

Holy crap, too wasted.

growing up with all girls
That shit has to suck. They'll get theirs though, karma is always timely with the withdrawals.

Eli Campbell
Eli Campbell

The same kind of confusion happened to me once when someone broke a window and blamed it on me and my mom was super angry at me. She was yelling and was on the verge of crying.
I was really a child who'd never come home without doing something that would anger my mom.
The thing that confused me was that I was at school when this happened, I was about 9-10 years old.

Julian Brooks
Julian Brooks

Story doesn't end there but I have to pause and say that this was legit the first time I heard of "masturbation" and "cum" and sex and stuff

I was playing with myself since 5/6 but i just didnt know what it was called. And I didn't even start cumming until I was like 10/11 so idk how the fuck they thought I was doing it at 8yo

Few days go by
remember that we shared a bedroom
it is during the summer
very hot
started just wearing our underwears to bed
im a super heavy sleeper
all 3 of us are sleeping
i wake up to my Mom yelling
look down
completely naked. no underwear
Mom beating the fuck outta me asking what I did to my cousins
WHAT WHAT WHAT!!?? WTF WTF WTF im yelling

Mom goes to wake up Dad and we know we fucked
Dad immediately starts yelling because he was asleep and needs to wake up early for work
he yells at all of us and all of us are crying even my Mom
he wants to know the story and asks me what happened
i tell him i dont fucking know i was asleep the whole time

he asks the girls what happened and they better not fucking lie
apparently the 13yo wanted to show the 10yo (since she never saw it before) how a boy cums and they went under the blankets and took off my underwear and were playing with my penis because they tried to wake me up but i was too asleep to get up so they played with my penis by themselves
what ended up happening is my parents made me sleep with them in their bed for a full year while the sisters got the bedroom to themselves even though I didnt do anything bad

Oh yeah and I couldn't sleep in underwear anymore. I had to wear my school clothes to sleep or I had to start wearing pajamas. It was hell because the girls had the room all to themselves and could wear just their underwear around the house but I couldn't

And even worse because I didn't even fucking remember or feel them playing with my penis. THAT part fucking sucks

28yo kv now btw

Cameron Howard
Cameron Howard

The guy who broke the window was my brothers friend. I found out about this after my brother told me that he did it and blamed me for it.
I asked my brother why he didn't dump him or beat him up. My brother answered "But he's my friend" implying that he's more worth than me.

Ayden Campbell
Ayden Campbell

And I just wanted to add this always had a profound impact on me and I had always wondered why they knew so much about sex at such an early age

I mean I knew the 13yo was having sex because she was caught at 12yo with an older boy she snuck into her room at her parents house

But the 10yo? How did she know? Did she also sneak boys over?

It just always made me curious how they knew so much and I, while a boy, knew so little

I know I was stupid (and still am) but god dam. It kind of gave me a fetish on knowing people's first time and ALL their sexual history. It gets me off when I hear girls talk about their first time

I always have kind an ASMR fetish because my cousin whispered "cum" into my ear so many times

Was kinda hot….
looking back I mean

Xavier Price
Xavier Price

Post theme

slutty sister
NOT knowing about sex
One of my cousins got to hear how her step-sister got to third base from two states away, the step-sister introduced her BF to my cousin through FaceTime.

Wyatt Mitchell
Wyatt Mitchell

"Cum, cum, cum" wew lad
Your experience was so much more wild than mine. My parents never knew about any of the 3 experieneces that I remeber of.

Ethan Parker
Ethan Parker

XD well having your whole family and especially parents know of the first time you "came" and the birds and bees talk and learning that i masturbate was pretty hectic

Id rather they DIDNT know

Plus. I still don't really like my family too much for never like….helping me or anything. I was always the one to blame. Everyone else was a victim but not me. They punished me and physically beat me for no reason sometimes

And…I mean I know I didnt even feel anything but….I know I'm going to sound like a bitch but…

I was technically molested. If one of the girls was asleep and I pulled down her underwear and played with her vagina my parents would have beat me then called the cops on me. I just don't know why they never got in trouble or anything….

I mean I know it is because I was their only son and that they probably already "knew" there was no helping those sisters because they came from a bad family and were already fucked in the head. But I just dont like how they never stuck up for me

The sisters lived with us for 3 years. So from 8-11yo. It was crazy. God dam the sexual tension and the teasing they'd always do to me

Dominic Davis
Dominic Davis

Do you know what happened to them?

Nathan Kelly
Nathan Kelly

It should be illegal for a female cousin to walk in frilly underwear inside the house when there is a male cousin around and it should also be illegal that she cannot sit Indian style or spread open and sit "like a boy"

Because sometimes underwear has gaps or holes in the underwear and the male cousin gets confused and distracted at what he might see…..

Jack Rodriguez
Jack Rodriguez

S-sauce?

Joshua Ortiz
Joshua Ortiz

Yeah
The 13yo was technically still in our custody but her Mom was fighting back for her kids pretty hard. Except that the kids didnt want to go back so the 13yo ran away eventually

Think she had just turned 14 and ran away to Mexico and became a prostitute. We'd get her back every few months when CPS found her and brought her to our doorstep but she'd always run away saying she wasn't going back to her Mom. Now she is in her 30s with like 7 kids from a dude she met at a party when she was still a prostitute

The 10yo eventually went back to her Mom. Court ordered. My parents couldn't help her. Physical and Emotional abuse made her balloon up and she got fat as fuck. Then met some guy in college and had 3-4 kids by him and he's a deadbeat with no job and he just stays at home all day so she works like 2-3 jobs to support him. I honestly think she just let the first guy to ask her out - fuck her.

Chase Jenkins
Chase Jenkins

STFU southener

Caleb Hall
Caleb Hall

trips
potential cousin-fucker detected

Elijah Morales
Elijah Morales

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=1157362&type=all&p=2

Aiden Collins
Aiden Collins

Does it make you eel bad that you can't go back to that time?

Henry Allen
Henry Allen

Yes. The worst part is that I almost make it.

Connor Parker
Connor Parker

M-mom?

Matthew Phillips
Matthew Phillips

Anybody else take showers with their mom until they were around 9/10?

I remember she told me we would have to stop soon when she saw me growing underarm hair and I cried and cried and cried in her arms. Then a few weeks later I started growing pubes and that was the last time we showered together

Not even in a sexual way well a bit but I really enjoyed our showers together. They were comfy and she would wash my hair which felt really good while I'd plop my face between her tits. She thought it was funny

Nathan Evans
Nathan Evans

hot

Jason Phillips
Jason Phillips

after we stopped showering together I stopped washing my hair in hopes it would force her to shower with me again

it became really greasy and dried up. she used to brush my hair and said i had such beautiful hair when she would wash it. and if i didnt wash my hair she would tell me: "Son, you're hair looks fucked up"

I mean I did wash it occasionally when it was a special occasion but I think it lasted 2-3 years of me not actually washing my hair still hoping we would take showers again

Tyler Roberts
Tyler Roberts

Man, my mom was a deadbeat when I was a babby, so my brother had to wash me all the time. I really feel like I missed out on something magical now.

Austin Myers
Austin Myers

lol

your brother touched your penis? haha what a faggot

Kayden Nguyen
Kayden Nguyen

Why do they have to grow up to become whores? What could have I done?
You should have put that bitch in her place and sent that succubus to a nunnery. Women will only not be whores if men stop thinking with their dicks and beat them when they start going dick-crazy.
Not going full defense lawyer and doubling down on your innocence while making everyone else look like a bunch of assholes.
I get accused of shit I had nothing to do with far more than I believe is normal and I can tell you that demanding proof while also proving that you couldn't have possibly been guilty is the grea feeling on Earth.
Having your big brother protect you and care for you is a lot better than being molested. You aren't the one who missed out.

Hunter Sanders
Hunter Sanders

What a useless stupid little shit. Your parents should have beaten you bloody and sent you to boot camp honestly.

Zachary Gutierrez
Zachary Gutierrez

I remember doing this.
be in elementary school
last day of the 4th grade
my entire class got white t-shirts and would go around signing each other's signatures on it
I would always sign around on the chest area with all the girls in my class
to keep my signing steady, I would place my hand on their other boob
tfw I felt their nipple through the shirt
no one suspected a thing since the discussion of sexual activity didn't start till 5th grade
didn't even fully realize what I wasn't doing

Ayden Wright
Ayden Wright

I stopped taking showers with my mom when I was 7 and she died.

Andrew Moore
Andrew Moore

What I want to know is how the fuck your parents thought cheese that had fallen onto your pants was jizz. How does one even make the comparison? They look nothing alike

Jeremiah Bailey
Jeremiah Bailey

thats a really cute story user wish i had a similar experience but i had something similar to story and wonder what the fuck was wrong with my mom
for context
would open mouth kiss me
walk around naked
taunted me one time saying what its just a pussy
never wore a bra around the house and would walk around topless after a shower
i consider myself diddled tbh but she was raped as a child pretty crazy in that she tried to kill me as a baby when she was with my dad so idk if that makes what she did excusable

Kevin Jackson
Kevin Jackson

dude my dads side of the family are almost all cousin fuckers myself included but because of them our family has colored eyes and pretty good looks my grandma had 4 kids with her cousin, my aunt had 1 kid who went to UT and is now married and shes pretty hot tbh and she married like a 2nd cousin, my uncle is currently dating a somewhat distant cousin and i groomed my cousin whos a freshman now but nothing came out of it. and have almost porked my cousins multiple times at parties but to be fair i didnt know they were my cousins

Hudson Davis
Hudson Davis

And I thought my mom was weird, holy fuck, user. My mom did kissed me in the mouth, but you know, non-sexual, but that sounds over the top, she sounds like a fucking psycho.
Also, the first pages of that Luna comic promised so much, now it became some soap opera bullshit.
Cousins is fair game, specially in a "close" but numerous family, is hard to know who is and who isn't your cousin.

Brayden Harris
Brayden Harris

But your sister is a whore because she knew about boners?

Julian Roberts
Julian Roberts

You're lucky, my little brother (11) had roughly the same experience with two girls 11 and 8 only one time adults caught them and wouldn't you know it, the girls were victims and he was a rapist, he avoided anything on a permanent record but not before going to a boys camp for a few years and we only got to see him a few times a year.

Experience in the court room was horrific for him, horrific for all of us and now all he does is self medicate with weed all day every day.

50 years ago the adults would have just sat the children down and told them what they were doing was inappropriate and to not do it again and that would be the end of it. Those days are long gone.

instead my dad gets to pay for therapy for the girls who even though they initiated much of the happenings have had victim hood drilled into them and my brother has years of his childhood taken from him and forced to confess to being a child molester on a near daily basis by camp counselors. He denied it for a long time and each time was punished for it but they broke him eventually.

Jacob Evans
Jacob Evans

Your little brother is a disgusting prick! Women are meant for the mighty Negro!

Isaac Jones
Isaac Jones

lmao you brother is a faggot

molesting gilrs is something you are proud of.
if a man molests little children is a sign of him being healthy

Nathaniel Martin
Nathaniel Martin

i also think your brother uses "Experience in the court room" as an excuse to get high on drugs.

marihuna turns men into faggots.
thats why jews try legalize it constantly.
you brother is a massive faggot.

Wyatt Flores
Wyatt Flores

AWOKEN

Evan Stewart
Evan Stewart

this is why us males need to stick together, one day the females will try and take power and turn us males into slaves.

Ian Gutierrez
Ian Gutierrez

I used to shower with my mom until I became 8 then it was my father who showered me. (He was dressed up but my mother wasn't)

Leo Cruz
Leo Cruz

Yeah, your parents would because they're heartless.

Nathaniel Ward
Nathaniel Ward

Shit, that got dark pretty fast…

Josiah Lewis
Josiah Lewis

There are different kind of cheeses, Amerifat

Brody Miller
Brody Miller

W-wew lad, open mouth kisses

Brandon Thompson
Brandon Thompson

Tell that to the manginas out there

Jonathan Murphy
Jonathan Murphy

Be 5 or 6 (not sure how old I was, but given that my younger sister wasn't around yet I could have been no older than 6)
My parents and I go on a vacation together with some friends of theirs and their children (boy around 13, girl 10 or 11)
Live in the same vacation home
At one point, all but me and the girl leave the house do to shopping or something, don't know anymore.
Girl giggles and asks me to crawl under the bed
???
Do as told.
Girl crawls under the bed as well, rolls on her back and tell me to lie down atop of her
Be five year old kid, don't have the sligh clue as to wtf the girl wants. Do it anyway
She giggles, we just lie there for about a minute until she tells me to get off and roll on my back instead.
Do as told again and she subsequently lies down on me.
Larger and heavier than me, her face inches away from mine.
Remain in this position for just a few seconds until we can hear the door to the house being opened and scurry off pretending that nothing happened.

Looking back, this is probably one of my earliest childhood memories. And the most vivid part of it? The smell of spicy potato chips in the girl's breath as she lay atop of my younger self. Hells know what would have happened if our families hadn't returned at that moment.

Nathaniel Sanders
Nathaniel Sanders

She could've played with your little bepis

Nathan Martin
Nathan Martin

Tfw no mommy GF/Wife
Tfw never going to become a little shota ever again
Do you think it's possible to get a mommy gf/wife?

Brody Turner
Brody Turner

Doops checked + wat?

Henry Ramirez
Henry Ramirez

To late imo, 13-14 would've been the ideal time.

Logan Turner
Logan Turner

i remember being held down naked on my olders brothers leg while our dog humped me. then i was being dragged around house stuck butt to butt with the dog for about an hour. I know now that it was probably only 20 minutes of so. if was scary the first time but after that it was quite fun. Now being 37 i am a giver and receiver of dogs.

Nathan Harris
Nathan Harris

Disgusting

Matthew Garcia
Matthew Garcia

Will this thread die this early?

Mason Peterson
Mason Peterson

I used to shower with my dad. I remember being weird out, because he was circumcised and I'm uncut, so that made me think I was weird. Plus, my dad is not hairy at all (he still can't grow a full beard at 52), but he never groomed his pubes, he had a really thick afro around his cock. Maybe it has nothing to do with it, but when I was younger and was still getting baths, and my parents tried to make me pull my foreskin back, I was scared shitless because for some reason I thought my icles would drop out of the tip of my dick. I couldn't pull my foreskin until I was 15.

Nathaniel Garcia
Nathaniel Garcia

Fucking kek

Nathaniel King
Nathaniel King

there are different kinds of cheeses
yes, and not one of them looks like cum.

Brody Green
Brody Green

I see now that we have a cum expert in our midst

How much jizz have you seen throughout your lifetime you fag?

Mason Gray
Mason Gray

cheese dip?

Bentley Lee
Bentley Lee

of my own? Literally gallons
I'm pretty sure every person on this fucking board knows what their own cum looks like, no faggotry required

John Cruz
John Cruz

So you admit you've seen your own cum
I'm sure my cum doesn't look like your cum

Why are you so obsessed with how cum looks like?

Are you just wanting for us to post pics of our cum? It would seem like it

Hunter Peterson
Hunter Peterson

#notallcum

Xavier Ramirez
Xavier Ramirez

The color and consistency wouldn't be right, I don't think. it's just weird as fuck that his parents would get rustled over something that looks nothing like cum

Landon Williams
Landon Williams

Have you thought about grilled cheese?

Nathan Phillips
Nathan Phillips

if you are a buttblasted nazi dad im sure you take every chance you can to discipline your kid

Nolan Gutierrez
Nolan Gutierrez

are you fucking retarded?

Logan Russell
Logan Russell

Are you SERIOUSLY complaining about the legitimacy of cheese looking cum and angry that you cant find the right kind of cheese to fulfill your cum fantasies???

Liam Morgan
Liam Morgan

different guy entirely, at least cheese dip is a real attempt an answer
cheese pressed against a scalding hot iron surface and attached to charred bread isnt even close to a real attempt.

Luke Wright
Luke Wright

Jesus Christ you guys all I was saying was that there is no way cheese could look like cum. Doesn't matter if it's melted or not, it wouldn't look similar even in the sligh, especially if it dried on his pants; that's where the main giveaway that it's not cum is. The consistencies are different.

Caleb Baker
Caleb Baker

it was dried? i didnt read the story well enough.
yeah, im going to need an explanation myself now

Evan Jenkins
Evan Jenkins

B derails a thread talking about cheese cum, gud 1

Nicholas Lewis
Nicholas Lewis

me
the schoolbus

Blake Morgan
Blake Morgan

what is this type of porn called? (little boys and older women) I tried 'shota' but there's only pictures of solo little boys

Lincoln Williams
Lincoln Williams

oedipus maybe?

Adam Hughes
Adam Hughes

It's literally straight shotacon.

Angel Clark
Angel Clark

Milf/Mom and shota

Colton Cox
Colton Cox

You can find a lot of it in Pixiv.net

Thomas Cook
Thomas Cook

Dubs checked

Alexander Garcia
Alexander Garcia

FAM pls listen to me. Never search anything form this board or webpage. All searches with certain words will be linked to CIA agency. They will arest you even if you have not reached adulthood aka 18 years old. I have been arrested third time and went to prison for 12 days then full month after thrid time it was half year. I was put on watchlist and i can never ever be free or leave country.

Cameron Martin
Cameron Martin

I had similar experiences with an older female relative. Don't feel like going into detail, it wasn't as interesting. We got caught, and I caught blame for it. I didn't understand anything.

I feel like this has affected me. Low self esteem, feeling like I should be ashamed of my sexuality for instance. Does anyone else have any similar feelings?

Jason Turner
Jason Turner

be 9yo flip boy
strange man called Jim gives me money then fucks me in the ass
then he makes me suck this midgets cock who was in a wheelchair.

Adam Brown
Adam Brown

I got caught doing gay things in grade 6, I disavowed the other kid and fiercely defended my sexuality. Definitely made me associate shame and rejection with my sexual feelings.

Teachers would also often over-punish me because I was known as a troublemaker. So everyone could talk and goof around in class, but when the teachers shut it down I was the only one who ended up in trouble. I would get sent to the office for doodling in my notebook even after all my work is done, meanwhile girls get to yell and read and go on their phones etc. It always got worse when I stood up for myself, like it was a personal affront to the teachers, it threatened their fickle sense of power. "You dare talk back to me?!?!?" This is the most damaging part because there is a pattern of being punished for standing up for yourself and your convictions. You "learn" that advocating for your own dignity and respect will only result in pain. That you deserve to be punished for thinking you can stand up for yourself.

The end result is that I associate shame, punishment and guilt with my sexuality and self-esteem.

Landon King
Landon King

I got caught doing gay things in grade 6

Adam Torres
Adam Torres

That's a lot more fucked up than what I experienced. I was bullied and everyone around me handled it awfully, which might have contributed to self esteem issues, though.

I definitely know how to stand up for myself by now, I'd like to think. It's so easy to second-guess yourself, but as cheesy as it sounds you need to listen to your heart. You do know what's right for you.

Brody Rivera
Brody Rivera

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Michael Scott
Michael Scott

Good, fuck off gaye

Jonathan Wilson
Jonathan Wilson

Nah, he should just off himself

Anthony Richardson
Anthony Richardson

"Nah"? What are you saying no to?

I'll give you another try at making sense, because it's very hard to make people upset when you're dropping non sequiturs.

Joshua Hall
Joshua Hall

how come so many of you guys are all hung up on what happened when you were kids? you fucks keep talking like there's no going back or changing how it affects you or something instead of just not letting it affect you. like all you have to do is cut out the stimulus.

ffs my first experiences with sexuality came from b horror movies and my little pony, but i got over it because im not a tremendous fucking faggot and grew the fuck up. nowadays i don't get hung up about that shit and barely even fap anymore because i keep myself busy.

i mean its 2017 guys.

Noah Hill
Noah Hill

fag

Oliver Sullivan
Oliver Sullivan

you need to listen to your heart. You do know what's right for you.
I said nah to that

Parker Peterson
Parker Peterson

Wow, you're still not making sense after clarifying yourself. Look up the grammatical concept of a generic you.

Christopher Nelson
Christopher Nelson

hurrr, it's all about willpower!
i'm well adjusted!
that's why i post star wars reaction images on an imageboard!

Adrian Brooks
Adrian Brooks

I definitely know how to stand up for myself by now, I'd like to think. It's so easy to second-guess yourself, but as cheesy as it sounds you need to listen to your heart.

I disagree, his best option for his low self-esteem is ending his life, preferably in dramatic fashion, such as doing a backflip off an overpass or committing a school shooting while blasting the theme to happy days.

Carter Watson
Carter Watson

it's an image on an imageboard you fucking nigger what else should i be posting

Jack Rivera
Jack Rivera

You poor stupid faggot. Apply yourself. You honestly think you're a functional human being by doing what you're doing?

Joshua Gonzalez
Joshua Gonzalez

the fuck you saying, this isn't fucking facebook or irc, this is an imageboard. with images

i haven't fucking died yet so i'm still functional, but it's not like you're any different, you're shitting up this thread along with me instead of doing important shit like we both should be doing

Chase Clark
Chase Clark

I hear ya, all these fags like to make excuses about fucked up shit that happened during their childhood as though that absolves them of all responsibility for their actions as an adult. Face it, most people had some fucked up shit in their childhood, though admittedly to varying degrees. But once you're a grown man, what you do is on you and you alone.

Austin Sanchez
Austin Sanchez

And now that you realize you're a fuck-up, you won't be such a egotistical cunt running his faggot mouth about "muh willpower" next time. You're a defective loser, don't pretend otherwise.

Jaxson Richardson
Jaxson Richardson

Somebody a little touchy there?

Ryan Martin
Ryan Martin

Maybe if I clicked my heels and summoned muh willpower.

Grayson Gray
Grayson Gray

what are you fucking suggesting then? if its not willpower that changes a person for the better then what the fuck should it be? booze? weed? castration? please explain to me you egotistical cunt, tell me what i must do to change

William Gomez
William Gomez

whining about the power of willpower and self-discipline
Let me guess, none of the bad shit in your life is your fault, none of the shit that sucks or the dumb ways you spend your time is your fault, the world just shit on you and poor, helpless little old you just can't do anything about it. You're the eternal victim of circumstance.

Noah Ramirez
Noah Ramirez

I'm suggesting you're a worthless sack of shit like the rest of us. If willpower was still a thing for anybody here, none of us would be. You're the one coming in here with your fluffy bunny smiling flower horse shit as tho you're anybody whose opinion isn't hypocritical to fuck and back. If you knew anything about willpower
you wouldn't be here

I never said that. Feel free to probe again for a weak spot. Protip: everyone here still loses.

Benjamin Brooks
Benjamin Brooks

Not everyone on the chans is a degenerate NEET faggot, many of us are successful IRL in business, relationships, etc though I'll give you that almost all of us are fucked up in one way or another.

Luis Gomez
Luis Gomez

stay mad faggot. im far from perfect but unlike you and 'the rest of us' im actively trying to get better because otherwise im fucked, thats just how it works. and if you disagree with that im not sure i have much hope for you man

peace

Adrian Phillips
Adrian Phillips

Actively trying and failing.

Carson Smith
Carson Smith

This

Levi Hall
Levi Hall

Don't listen to him AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Daniel Martin
Daniel Martin

Not everyone are worthless like you :'^DDDddd

Jaxon Edwards
Jaxon Edwards

I'd give this post a pretty high chance of being samefaggotry.

Hunter Cox
Hunter Cox

not checking every thread for crossposting niggers

Jaxson Walker
Jaxson Walker

This was only because 4gaye didn't care about my thread. All they care for is bananas, dick threads and YLYL

Isaac Bailey
Isaac Bailey

ok

Joshua Roberts
Joshua Roberts

I'll bite
Be about 13 or so
Go to this big Scout Camp with other scouts and shit
Not his isn't a gay story, there were chicks there… Though tbh girls in Scouting make it really fucking pozzed these days
The oldest girls were about 16 or 17… Youngest were about my age at the time
Girls would go around in groups offering "Free hugs" in the evenings
Us lads would prowl around like wolves for the lulz
After the inevitable gangbang of free hugs and ass slapping like the sexually charged wolves that were were, we sat down by a group of attractive looking girls and got talking.
Got talking to one fit redhead girl with YUUUGE knockers (let's call her Red)
13 y.o me didn't know hot to talk with girls but I managed to charm her nonetheless…
she took intrest to me and started flirting, never really got her name or age, but she was far too old for me probably…
We snook off to a secluded wooded area of the camp to "talk"
She got real close to me and wrapped her arms around me, calling me "cute"
Autism alarms are ringing in my head,
"ALERT! SOMEONE TOUCHING ME, INITIATE ESCAPE PLAN! INITIATE ESCAPE PLAN!"
A part of me however wanted to just roll with it… Was this strange feeling actually a feeling of enjoyment? STFU autism alarm, we're rolling with this
Red begins to grope around my crotch area, sizing me up and shit
instant boner
According to her I was large for my age
CONFIDENCE BOOST!
We sit by a log and cuddle, neither of us really knew each other, it just happened… It was great!
Suddenly, my sharp scout senses alerted me of danger lurking nearby
I hear a rustling in the bushes near us
I get up, boner still awkwardly there,
Suddenly like three girls charge me, knocking me over and pinning me down to the ground
One fat bitch sat on top of me, instant boner kill face,
Red looked horrified and ran off like a little bitch
I spat in this fat cunt's face and punched her in one of her many chins. She rolled off me and I got up in time to watch my waifu run off
Thus begins the great standoff, these three girls apparently hated Red and would constantly cuck her from anything by stalking her and attacking people or something… I never got the details for I never saw Red again after that.
Grabbed a branch and began to violently beat the living shit out of fat bitch, her two friends ran off in fear
My inner autist unleashed on fat bitch as she ruined the one chance I had at scoring with a girl at that time.

Fat cunt had it coming to her tbh… She ruined everything…
It wouldn't be a surprise to know that she turned out to be a lesbian either… Fucking fat girl scouts, not even once!

Brody Jenkins
Brody Jenkins

Trips checked

Landon Roberts
Landon Roberts

Holy fuck, my nigger, you had a horrible family. You are a prime example of being the scapegoat in a dysfunctional family. Holy. Fuck. Man.
Now I don't feel too bad about myself because my family, even though they (also two older sisters) abused me physically and emotionally, didn't ruin sex for me since it was NEVER and I mean NEVER a subject. So, I could form my opinion about that, at least.

With all due sincerety, I hope you're doing better now and are processing your trauma and PTSD. I hope you cut all contact to your toxic family, and are seeing a therapist. Jesus, people who are too stupid to have children should be shot on sight when violating the (utopical) law.

Cameron Sanders
Cameron Sanders

You sleazy bastard. I like you.

Chase Jones
Chase Jones

Bet you get a boner everytime you eat some (spicy) tomato chips.

Joseph Adams
Joseph Adams

Should've killed the whale

Noah Ortiz
Noah Ortiz

Spicy potato chips :^)

Grayson Bennett
Grayson Bennett

OP here
I remember when I was angry at this 14 year old girl when I was 10. Here's how it went.
Be me 10 y/old playing football with 14 y/old girls little brother (he's 9 y/old)
I lose and get an autismo attack and hit him
He cries and runs home
His sister (the 14 y/old) walk out
Starts to yell at me
Hits me on my head
I get ((ANGERY))
Grab her boobs, she had pretty big ones, and start twisting and groping them
Pull her nipples
She starts to cry and I just stare at her
"Look what you did, Anon"
Shows me her tits
Nipples and boob around the nipple is all bruised
She runs home

Matthew Wright
Matthew Wright

You are a sick twisted fuck. How the fuck can your childhood include so many sexual occurences without being a rape victim or rapist?

Isaiah Anderson
Isaiah Anderson

I lived in a pretty weird neighborhood and I actually just meant to hurt her because she hit me and not to hurt her sexually. I didn't really know anything about sex etc. until I was about 14.

Jace Wilson
Jace Wilson

I wish I would've grown up in your neighbourhood. I had so sexual encounters but they're not as extravagant as the stories here.

You didn't know about sex until you were 14? Jesus, I knew all about the birds 'n bees (or rather ins and outs) when I was 8 or 9, because a classmate showed me sone neato dutch gangbang pornsites when I visited him every now and then.

Jaxson Lee
Jaxson Lee

Yeah, I never knew which was pretty weird considering people actually let their kids walk naked in my neighborhood and them actually being overly sexual about everything.

Justin Powell
Justin Powell

Sometimes you could even see adults have sex in their balcony. I didn't understand what they did though.

Joseph Long
Joseph Long

Noice dubs, Hitler is proud of you.

Holy fuck, and you grew up in prudish America or elsewhere? Your neighborhood sure as hell was as sexually open as ancient Romans or Greeks.

Ayden Russell
Ayden Russell

America really isn't as prudish as people think.
Old people just say prudish things that young people ignore.
In reality just about everyone is a legit criminal, but we don't care enough.

Lincoln Peterson
Lincoln Peterson

America is disgustingly prudish

Andrew Murphy
Andrew Murphy

I actually don't like it here. Too many Homos

Grayson Richardson
Grayson Richardson

Yeah, I don't mean America is prudish when it comes to actual intercourse or promiscuity, but the mindset. I have the impression sex is seen as something inherently bad there. Look at the strict laws regarding the age of consent and what is seen as pedophilia for example - people are losing their shit when you fuck a "kid" who is 15, 16 or 17 depending on the state. And the porn actresses don't seem to enjoy the sex for the most part too, heck they are even incredibly bad at faking it. In, for example, Japan, even though sex is almost non-existent and easily related with perverts, women actually crave it and the porn actresses actually enjoy sex. Nudity is also a taboo in the US, you cannot even see a naked body in the afternoon program and a lot of (good) TV shows go even that far and have most ridiculous scenes where tits and ass are covered at all costs (e.g. Mad Men).

That's my hypothesis, I've never been there but some laws regarding sex, that prostitution is even illegal is beyond me.

Jonathan Sanders
Jonathan Sanders

user it is a meme. No one actually cares about the sexual taboo

Carter Clark
Carter Clark

Where do you live because it sounds like heaven

Dylan Murphy
Dylan Murphy

You don't wanna come

Liam Cook
Liam Cook

Be 12

Have a 15 y/o penis shoved down your throat

Boner Factor: 0

Fuck You

Cameron Thomas
Cameron Thomas

6945641
DON'T LIE TO ME, BOI

John Williams
John Williams

Explain it in detail

Michael Murphy
Michael Murphy

The good thing is that you know you're not gay

Wyatt Hughes
Wyatt Hughes

WRONG, BUDDY

You can't see naked girls in the street or twist teenage nipples or watch sex on balconies or have orgies like the Etruscans WHY EVEN LIVE

America is the most anti-social country in the world

FUCK THIS THREAD I'M OUT

Camden Richardson
Camden Richardson

Why so mad?

Jeremiah Rogers
Jeremiah Rogers

growing up with girls
It isn't that bad if you have an imouto that's a few years younger than you.
Also it helps having a trad family.

Jaxon Green
Jaxon Green

It's better if it's almost about equal amount of boys and girls

Austin Gutierrez
Austin Gutierrez

wanting to be decadent and degenerate
wanting communists to rule over your mind
not realizing what happened in the Wiemar Republic

Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Nicholas Wood
Nicholas Wood

II

Thomas Wright
Thomas Wright

Tfw youngest out of 5 only boy
End up being a skinny faggot
Rip dad's dreams

Jose Gray
Jose Gray

Eat a lot, exercise = solved

Zachary Ward
Zachary Ward

Exercise away the gay, overly fetishistic tendencies
You solved half the problem

Jason Nguyen
Jason Nguyen

Stop jacking off and force yourself to like women

Jeremiah Jones
Jeremiah Jones

I do like women, I just put gay because if I typed in bi you would have said I was just gay.

Angel Parker
Angel Parker

Why not just write straight?

Nathan Cook
Nathan Cook

Because I'm not entirely straight?

Julian Turner
Julian Turner

So you admit of being a homo?

David Russell
David Russell

Yeah, except I still like women

Jason Thompson
Jason Thompson

So you are bisexual, or just autistic? No, seriously?

William Scott
William Scott

Total autist

Lincoln Robinson
Lincoln Robinson

Reading comprehension
If I said I was bi you would have said I was just gay

Colton Rodriguez
Colton Rodriguez

Once when I was like five I used to hang out with the girl across the street. We said we were going to get married one day or some shit. One day she wanted to play married couple or something. We went into the laundry room and she pulled my pants out and gave my bepis a kiss. Then we heard my mom coming so I pulled my pants up and that was that. It was 15 years before I got another bepis touch from a girl.

Mason Cox
Mason Cox

Woah

Landon Scott
Landon Scott

Sometimes I'm asking myself how little grills that bepis is the main goal in their life … I wonder I wonder.

Leo Wright
Leo Wright

Yeah. I get lonely. I'm becoming a trucke. Soon I will have truck stop whores to bang. I hope at least some of them are decent looking.

Camden Anderson
Camden Anderson

fuck having a mommy GF (well, definitely a 2D one at least) is my grea desire and these stories are prime fapping material. If my current mom wasn't actually mom but a ~15 year younger hot random woman that would be heaven, I'm already a useless neet who doesn't go outside

Easton Taylor
Easton Taylor

That is one painful GIF to watch.

Adam Russell
Adam Russell

Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.

Ethan Baker
Ethan Baker

Peace sells,but who's buying?

Joseph Bennett
Joseph Bennett

kid with developing brain and is very impressionable
gets taught that standing up for himself gets him in trouble
lesson burned into his mind because he's a little kid with, again, a developing impressionable little mind
affects his life later on
Gee, it doesn't make any sense at all! This guy sure is a faggot for being affected by shit that happened to him as a kid!
Look, you may be someone who can deal with it and move on, but some people get affected by shit that happens to them as a kid.

I found my dad's porn stash when I was 4 and I've been constantly watching porn since.

Evan Perez
Evan Perez

THIS THREAD IS JIM APPROVED!

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