Need a job

Sebastian Cooper
Sebastian Cooper

How do you get a job? I've sent out around two dozen applications over the past two months and no one has contacted me back.

Brayden Murphy
Brayden Murphy

you have to suck someone off to get a job.

Owen Morris
Owen Morris

Unfortunately it seems to me that most jobs are found based on networking and no necessarily merit. I couldn't get a call-back for like accounting jobs with a college degree then I asked my parents for contacts and now I get like 70k/year with no experience.

Josiah Nelson
Josiah Nelson

that is some BULLSHIT they're keeping neets as neets by making us socialize if we want to get work fuck that shit i don't want to be your friend i just want to be able to pay my bills and buy little anime grill figurines god damnit

Hunter Thompson
Hunter Thompson

Yeah the only thing I can say is ask your parents otherwise stay on unemployment.

Asher Richardson
Asher Richardson

im 30
i got my job at 16
my high school teacher recommended me to her friend at a hospital and I got the job

been working here ever since
i make minimum wage but the job is pretty secure plus i dont have any skills so its not like i can go anywhere else

im actually afraid if i ever get fired i wont ever get another job as i dont know how to socialize

Gavin Edwards
Gavin Edwards

Make your resume' ONE PAGE. Stick to the point and only put jobs relevant to your wanted employment. Nobody gives a shit that you worked as a sacker at Kroger for 2 years in highschool.

Don't go overboard with awards and crap, we don't read them, we don't care.

Put your education history, if your grades sucked, well just leave off your GPA and don't submit a transcript. You graduated right? Gud enuf.

There's no status where you went to college or how great your fucking highschool was, we're just checking off boxes when we read it.

Don't bore me, and don't be lazy with punctuation, sentence structure or spelling. Its 2017 you should not have one error at all, grammatical or otherwise on it. More than 1 error means you're just lazy and I don't want to hire you.

Research a bit the companies you want to work for. Nothing is more irritating than a person who shotgun blasted a ton of applications without even looking into where they want to work.

If you get an interview, wear a goddamn suit. Don't show up dressed like you're on your way to a beach party or strip club. You can get a suit at a thrift store for $12, a tie for $1.

Its fine to toot your own horn, but don't do stupid shit like say you know Steve Jobs or that you speak 3 languages when you obviously don't. Think of it as a date, and you are on your best behavior.

Don't be nervous, you make us nervous, and that is death to your chances of being hired.

Jace Bennett
Jace Bennett

I've never been on a date though.

James Price
James Price

I've never been on a date though.

Pretend you are on one, you've done that 1000 times in your mind.

Charles Turner
Charles Turner

3DPD women disgust me

Evan Myers
Evan Myers

It's not so ridiculous to consider. I sucked off a spic janitor back in my freshman highschool years, ninety dollardoos a pop. Despite the fact I'm male, and straight, I didn't find it any less miserable or degrading than the shit I'm doing these days, in a suit and tie.

Colton Torres
Colton Torres

I sucked off a janitor
Despite the fact I'm straight

Hunter Stewart
Hunter Stewart

nice picture
but whats it mean'

I don't understand

David Gutierrez
David Gutierrez

what are you some kind of fag?

Jacob Lee
Jacob Lee

lol look at that fag

Luis Wilson
Luis Wilson

not him but being straight doesn't mean you dont suck dick

I sucked a dick when I was 22 or 23. Was a virgin and no women wanted me for so long that I thought I was probably gay

So I met some dude online (which was amazingly super easy. never met a woman yet met a guy in like 2 days of posting stuff) and sucked him off in his car. He picked me up after he got off work and he parked in the parking lot and I went to town on him

Like 30 seconds in I realized being gay wasn't for me but finished since I didn't want to make him angry and kick my ass. Luckily, he didn't wanna fuck me up the ass

I'm 30 now and have no gay inclinations and still trying to find a gf

I just needed to suck a dick to find out I wasn't actually gay

Hunter Hernandez
Hunter Hernandez

sucked a duck
Lol faggot in denial.

Aiden Rodriguez
Aiden Rodriguez

Show us your resume. Replace all personal references with placeholders that still describe how prestigious your schools/previous positions were.

Dominic Richardson
Dominic Richardson

How can your own senxuality become so vague to you? I feel my attraction for women and always have. Do you really need to actually suck a dick to know if you'd hate it? I don't know, but i guess it's one way to know for sure.

Liam Roberts
Liam Roberts

OP here, delete this thread mods, or I'll post pictures of my dick

Jackson Clark
Jackson Clark

lol jesus christ
i read this shit and think, 'anon must be trolling!' but then i realize there's actually people who believe they're a werewolf

Hunter Reyes
Hunter Reyes

almost 23
only worked 2 jobs
both only lasted a half a year each
I don't know how my parents tolerate me. I would've kicked my bum ass out years ago.I don't think the working part is that bad but holy shit do I hate looking for a job with a passion/

Joshua Wood
Joshua Wood

you have to walk into the business/store you want a job at and talk to them directly so they remember to actually look at your resume

Otherwise you'll go into the bin

Easton Gutierrez
Easton Gutierrez

I'm too lazy to send a resume…
HOW AM I NOT GETTING A JOB ITS BEEN 6 MONTHS!

Lincoln Flores
Lincoln Flores

Post picture of your ass and I might be able make an offer

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