I've been stealing from different Wal-Marts in my area, at varying times and...

Lincoln Walker
Lincoln Walker

I've been stealing from different Wal-Marts in my area, at varying times and frequencies to avoid being recognized, for 4 years. I would take the things I sold and sell them at colleges and public areas for a profit. This is a nice supplement to my paycheck.

Today I fucked up and got caught for the first time in my life. An associate spotted me pocketing a bluetooth speaker, but made the poor decision of approaching me and getting in my face. When the manager was alerted, all I had to do was claim harassment. Before the manager came along I had already pulled the speaker out of my pocket so that when the manager arrived, this associate already lost her case. Second, I made a lie and said the associate called me "White Trash". The kind manager then ordered his associate to sit in his office with resentment in his voice, and then offered me a 50% discount on the speaker as an apology.

I fucking love being white.

Landon Foster
Landon Foster

violating the NAP
not cool, bro

Jayden Jones
Jayden Jones

She is black so it works out in the end.

Jace Wood
Jace Wood

I mean the stealing

Carson Fisher
Carson Fisher

Yes stealing is bad don't do it.
But the NAP applies to associates.

Jaxson Evans
Jaxson Evans

Fuck you, OP. You're the reason people are gay.

Juan Adams
Juan Adams

stealing at walmart is the dumbest shit ever. do easy stores like shoppers drugmart or any other place that isn't fucking walmart

Carson Turner
Carson Turner

And who the fuck is this tripfag

Michael Rogers
Michael Rogers

sorry i didn't notice i left my trip on i use it to "ironicaly" make fun of tripfags

John Hughes
John Hughes

and why do you reply to a tripfag?

Nolan Peterson
Nolan Peterson

I used to be a tripfag

Gabriel Baker
Gabriel Baker

wut

Leo Martin
Leo Martin

stealing
spotted the nigger

Landon Jones
Landon Jones

stealing
being white
wait, is that even possible?

Brandon Cooper
Brandon Cooper

Do you ever worry that your mates will find out you're doing the exact same same thing you all mocked that tranny for doing, James?

Noah Sanchez
Noah Sanchez

despicable, deliciously selfish

Bentley Scott
Bentley Scott

Well played OP.

John Davis
John Davis

OP, stop being a degenerate and use your powers for good. For example, go to a BLM or Antifa meetup and tell them about Cultural Marxism and how the holohoax never happened.

Jonathan Fisher
Jonathan Fisher

:DDD just tell his full name before he deletes thread

Jordan Gray
Jordan Gray

Shoplifting is the dumbest way to steal ever.

Step One: Figure out what you want a new one of.
Step Two: Go buy a new one *with cash*. Open it up very carefully, preferably from the underside.
Step Three: Clean up your old one really good and put it in the box the new one came in, making it look as much like it had not been used as possible, repackage it in the box the new one came in.
Step Four: Return the old one as if it were the one you just bought. Tell them it didn't work. Or if you can seal the package back up to make it look like it has never been opened then you can just say you changed your mind and return it with a lot less questions/hassle.
Step Five: Profit.

I learned this the hard way when I bought a toaster from WM for my brother as a housewarming gift when he got his first apartment. He opened it up and pulled out an old used toaster. He thought I was having him on, but nope. Someone had obviously scammed WM out of a new toaster by returning their old one. I have since tweaked that ploy to work at a number of other hard goods stores. (Fuck you, Ikea. Enjoy your packages of random scrap lumber.) Pretty much if you can make the package look like it has never been opened you are going to be able to get away with it at virtually any store as long as you pay with cash.

Luis Baker
Luis Baker

Return the old one as if it were the one you just bought. Tell them it didn't work
you tellin me they don't open the box and check it to confirm the non-workingness?

Camden Thomas
Camden Thomas

pick up an item off the shelves
walk to the register
ask for a return and say you don't have a receipt
usually they say you need a receipt and can't return it
act upset and leave the store with the item

In case you ever need to steal something that you can't pocket.

Aaron Russell
Aaron Russell

I was rooting for you while reading the story. I hope you burn in hell now that I've come to my senses again.

Jaxon Rivera
Jaxon Rivera

that actually happened

Julian Morales
Julian Morales

I would just like to say I am not black but I steal chicken from my local Chick-fil-A. It's got a self serve style for some reason where you take what you want off a shelf and put it in a bag and pay for it at the front register. I go in and put a single chicken sandwhich in the bag in my right hand and a lemonade in my left. I also stuff a 12 piece box of nuggets in my left exterior jacket pocket, a spicy sandwhich in my interior jacket pocket, and sometimes another sandwhich in my back pocket. When I go to pay, I hold the lemonade in my hand at my waistline so that the cup obscures the bulge from all the stolen food. I have yet to be caught and if someone ever calls me on it my plan is to say the bag got too heavy and was ripping so I put the food in my pockets to carry it all and I was gonna pay for it you just didn't give me enough time.

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