Tfw you eat Jesus

Jace Diaz
Jace Diaz

tfw you eat Jesus

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=UkRoCE8J0Mc
Jose Perry
Jose Perry

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UkRoCE8J0Mc

tfw no embedding

Wyatt Cruz
Wyatt Cruz

When you eat Jesus, does that mean holy shit becomes a literal expression?

Joshua Scott
Joshua Scott

id. rather ear that virgin mary
IFUKNOWWHATIMSAYIN

Isaac Edwards
Isaac Edwards

tfw you eat Jesus
they eat his flesh (GAAAAY)
and drink his blood (creeeepy)
christians also have a ton of cut off body parts in their churches
if i do all that i end up in a mental institution

Elijah Rivera
Elijah Rivera

Christianity was literally born from cuckolding. Is Joseph the oldest cuckold in literature or what?
n-no I wasn't cucked
i-it was GOD that impregnated my wife before I had a chance

Ayden Reed
Ayden Reed

virgin
kek

Cooper Parker
Cooper Parker

is it just me or does that pic look suspiciously sexual?

Adam Hill
Adam Hill

It's not sexual if it's Jesus' dick. Uh sorry, Jesus' "flesh".

Noah Brooks
Noah Brooks

I thought it was supposed to be bread, not some sort of cardboard circle like in this pic

Blake Nelson
Blake Nelson

Catholics are just weird.

Oliver James
Oliver James

It's JESUS FORESKIN

Charles Price
Charles Price

Do you now see why catholic priests are driven into fucking little boys?

Imagine, every sunday your altar boys lining up in front of you, looking up or eyes closed, mouth open and tongue out like that.

Joshua Lewis
Joshua Lewis

This pope needs to be thrown off St. Peter's Basilica

Cooper Lewis
Cooper Lewis

I'm not gonna lie. That female seems fertile and healthy.

Cameron Rogers
Cameron Rogers

I'm not gonna lie. That female seems very healthy and fertile.

Camden Miller
Camden Miller

grill wan the crist

Evan Hernandez
Evan Hernandez

who wouldve thought a primitive religion would draw from other primitive beliefs, such as believing, that ingesting the flesh of something will give u its strengths

James Lopez
James Lopez

Is Christianity the only cuckholding-based religion?

Dylan Wood
Dylan Wood

its a key component in all religions

Andrew Allen
Andrew Allen

At least Christians don't eat baby penis and imbibe blood wine made from foreskin juice.

Ryan Kelly
Ryan Kelly

Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom…

Nicholas Jenkins
Nicholas Jenkins

disclaimer: please dont feed animals

Ayden Lopez
Ayden Lopez

It's sing-a-long time, boys and girls, here on /b/… here's one you must know…

Baah Baah, Black Shirts, have you any Jews?
Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Three trains' full!
Ones' a disaster, ones' full of slaves.
And ones' for "Resettlement",
They'll be gassed today…

Jaxson Brown
Jaxson Brown

So I've been doing it wrong the whole time.

Thomas Hughes
Thomas Hughes

The Lord is our shepherd, we are his flock and Jesus loves lamb chops.

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