What if ghosts are real and there's no afterlife and they're just stuck on the...

David Ross
David Ross

What if ghosts are real and there's no afterlife and they're just stuck on the earth unable to interact with it? They'd probably pass the time watching mortals do stuff. Considering how many dead people there are, even the most bland of beta males could have a cult following of 50 ghosts who watch their every move. Can you imagine dying one day and ending up in a room of people who saw every time you masturbated?

Brody Sanchez
Brody Sanchez

There is no afterlife, only oblivion. Fap away.

Cameron Miller
Cameron Miller

Let's say ghosts are real, and are incorporeal. They're either affected by gravity and thus a tge earth

Nicholas Torres
Nicholas Torres

Wow I fucked that up
Ghosts are in the centre of the earth or swimming in space due to earth moving on, depending on if they are affected by gravity. Maybe

Lincoln Gray
Lincoln Gray

Wouldn't they be oscillating through earth "forever" since there's nothing causing friction to slow them down?

Isaiah Gonzalez
Isaiah Gonzalez

If true they would be attracted to famous or interesting people and wouldn't care about stalking boring anons

Jackson Ward
Jackson Ward

Maybe they wanna know how their descendants are doing. It could be your great grandparents watching you masturbate, supremely dissapointed that you are the end of your family line.

Isaac Lee
Isaac Lee

Without material sense organs how could they see the material world with their immaterial bodies?

Noah Phillips
Noah Phillips

w-what if d-dad s-sees me masturbate
b-but what if g-g-god sees me m-masturbate
b-b-but wha- b-but what if the g-ghost of g-grandma sees me masturbate
there'll be b-big trouble then!!
Grow up you disgusting tradcon child.

Camden Peterson
Camden Peterson

Spending eternity watching some beta sperg
beat off to MLP in moms basement

Jesus user, you painted a depressing fucking picture.

Dominic Ramirez
Dominic Ramirez

What if ghosts are like poltergeists instead and are not so much individual, sentient entities as they are projections from one or more people in the vicinity who believe that a ghost is present? The "behavior" of the ghost would then be whatever behavior the people believing in the ghost would expect it to have.

This would also explain why ghosts summoned via Ouija boards and the like may know intimate details about you - you're effectively speaking to yourself.

Henry Hall
Henry Hall

there is lot of things science can't yet explain

Brody Harris
Brody Harris

Wouldn't disturb me in the slightest. I hope all the ghosts on the world watch me and know me so I will become their king and ruler

Lincoln Moore
Lincoln Moore

You seem really angry for no reason.

Jason Cooper
Jason Cooper

is this from the Casey Affleck movie? God tier soundtrack btw

Andrew Butler
Andrew Butler

Most of the time, I like to pretend that there's some idealized ghost of a friend by my side that thinks all my quirks are really funny and that I'm just the most random funny guy out there. I tell him my witty out-of-the-blue jokes and references with him. He makes some back in return. We make some pretty cool, but indecipherable memes together. For example:
at the park me eating jolly rancher
(violin chicano accent) eiii bro dat green apple shit look organic hommee shiiiiiit
organic? heh, you mean like organic CHEMISTRY
YEEEETT *he lays down on the ground and dabs like a madman*
Chemistry?, chemistr?, che mistr?, ke mister?, que, mister?
heh you mean… What, seƱor?
make loud noise as though a group of young whooping thug niggas were cheering on his roasts
haha, Ralph (my name), you always kill me bruv
i crack my knuckles
Ralph (my name), you always kill me bruv; Ralph, you always kill me; Ralph, always kill; Ralph ways kill; Ralph s kill; Ralph Skill;
Wreck-It-Ralph is very skilled when it comes to wreckingthat pussy

so things basically like that, it seems a little bit disorienting but we really try not to butcher the English language too much. He doesn't really have a name and can also turn into a girl at will and say some pretty sexy things but at all the wrong times
when i'm doing the McDonald's online survey to get a free whopper with the purchas of another another whooper
when i'm reading
when i shave my head

do you guys ever have imaginary conservations like that where the person seems sort of real but they really are MEXICAN? .

Hudson Lee
Hudson Lee

tl;dr

Jacob Hernandez
Jacob Hernandez

So you're schizophrenic?

Thomas Cooper
Thomas Cooper

that would basically count as hell. think about it

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