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Lincoln Howard
Lincoln Howard

Hey Holla Forums. I'm going to 7-Eleven.

Do you want anything?

Matthew Green
Matthew Green

Some canned can would be nice.

Christian Turner
Christian Turner

I need a car. Pick up a pedo van for me

Zachary Long
Zachary Long

Oh, also get some rape.

Dylan Barnes
Dylan Barnes

One of those large Frozen Peruvian Llama Semen Slurpees too (FPLSS)

Aaron Fisher
Aaron Fisher

Get me some mozzarella sticks and a $.79 Big Gulp, Mountain Dew Code Red.

Eli Young
Eli Young

Twinkies and dog food

Henry Hall
Henry Hall

buy for me gf

Ayden Reyes
Ayden Reyes

Do you want anything?
Yes.
Do you?
Do you know what it is?
I know I don't know. I'm guessing that's something more than you know.

Oliver Cook
Oliver Cook

I can't go to my local 7-11 anymore because the cashiers get too chummy and start asking questions.

Why can't I live in Japan where I can buy everything from vending machines at 3 AM?

Parker Walker
Parker Walker

wheeze the jews

then get shot by the cops for being a dindu nuffin

Chase Young
Chase Young

sleeping pills, dog treats and condoms.
thanks

Ethan Sullivan
Ethan Sullivan

Get me a few beers, and some jerky. Thanks man.

Cameron Mitchell
Cameron Mitchell

where I can buy everything from vending machines at 3 AM?

You can buy hot taquitos, tendies, hash browns, mozzarella sticks, etc. from a vending machine there?

Isaiah King
Isaiah King

You can do some of those in burgerland actually.

Oliver Collins
Oliver Collins

Yup some chicken tender, 2 Bahama Mama Sausages and their store brand drinks. It's actually pretty good and has none of that HFCS.

Charles Jenkins
Charles Jenkins

Do you want anything?
I want you to KYS.

Zachary Watson
Zachary Watson

I've never heard of vending machines with hot food. But I would imagine if there was anywhere on Earth that has them, it would be Japan.

Christian Gutierrez
Christian Gutierrez

40 pound box of rape.

Joseph Lee
Joseph Lee

Get me a Monster Energy and a pack of Pall Mall cigarettes.

Asher Roberts
Asher Roberts

slim jim please

Ryder Anderson
Ryder Anderson

out of a vending machine
I'm an idiot and missed that part somehow.
Some rest stops have vending machines that dispense precooked shit like hot pockets, and also have public use microwaves, though that's not the same as having a hot meal given to you directly by the vending machine.

Joshua Cox
Joshua Cox

I've noticed 7-11 employees are generally either the creepy kind of friendly weirdo, or some npn-English speaking shitskin that openly hates you.

Samuel Anderson
Samuel Anderson

Some rest stops have vending machines that dispense precooked shit like hot pockets

That's interesting, I didn't know that.

The only vending machines I've seen that heat anything are hot coffee machines at rest stops. The coffee is usually decent, too.

William Cooper
William Cooper

Pall Malls burn up too quickly.

If you're going cheap, 305s or Native. They last like 10 minutes.

Jose Butler
Jose Butler

I didn't mean hot, just precooked.
As in still in the package, you have to microwave it yourself, hence there usually being a microwave nearby.

Gavin Walker
Gavin Walker

pork rinds plz

Michael Anderson
Michael Anderson

I've noticed 7-11 employees are generally either the creepy kind of friendly weirdo, or some npn-English speaking shitskin that openly hates you.

At my 7-11 there's this woman that has been working there for 10 years, because when I moved to that area she was working there, and she still is working there.

thats kinda sad.

Isaiah Cruz
Isaiah Cruz

Orange sodie pop

Luis Edwards
Luis Edwards

Quarter pound hot dog. Those things are fucking amazing.

I have a similar story, but she's the owners mother. She's pretty chill, too. She would go outside for a smoke and we would talk about whatever.

Charles Wright
Charles Wright

7-11 1$ cookies

Jacob Barnes
Jacob Barnes

Their cookies are good, but it's kind of a ripoff, paying $1 for one cookie. You can buy a package of cookie mix for around the same price and bake like 6 of the same size.

Their brownies and their doughnuts are delicious as well, and I think they're a better value if you have a sweet tooth.

Xavier Rodriguez
Xavier Rodriguez

where do you live? Here you get 2 cookies in a single pack for 1$ or .50$ per cookie!

Nathaniel Smith
Nathaniel Smith

Nice try.

Xavier Miller
Xavier Miller

Could you get me a quarter-pound penis on a bun? Plenty of horse semen, no onions.

Thanks OP.

Justin Perez
Justin Perez

OMG so fucking edgy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carson Bailey
Carson Bailey

I'll take one large butt rape in the bathroom, and a small molestation in the checkout line.

Jason Wood
Jason Wood

2 24oz of PBR and a bomb burrito

Xavier Hill
Xavier Hill

Good. Go to that failchan and stay there forever.

Caleb Thompson
Caleb Thompson

get me a couple 40oz.

Ian Edwards
Ian Edwards

Gimmie summadat world Peace fam ☮️

Julian Parker
Julian Parker

horse fucker
dog treats
condom
You don't get dog treats to fuck a horse, and you don't use condoms unless you're gay.

Ryan Diaz
Ryan Diaz

Has anybody actually eaten a hotdog off one of these machines? Or are they just for show.

Juan Hall
Juan Hall

Not the hot dogs, but those breaded buffalo sticks or whatever they are are actually pretty damn good.

Brody Butler
Brody Butler

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Matthew Rivera
Matthew Rivera

Taquitos are great, all the varieties are decent and they're a food that's easy to eat while driving.

Jayden Bennett
Jayden Bennett

Can you please get me two 64-oz bottles of Fruit Punch Gatorade, and some of those Chocolate Chunk cookies for me? Thanks dear.

Ayden Long
Ayden Long

mfw Tornadoes

Gabriel Sanders
Gabriel Sanders

GOING TO A FUCKING GAS STATION SHOP FOR SHIT TIER FOOD IN @)!&

EAT SOME FRUITS AND VEGENTENBELDES FUO FUCIKNG LOSER PISECES OF SHEUT

Nolan Cook
Nolan Cook

GO THE THE FUCKING STROE
GET SOME PEAS CORN POTATOES CARROTS ONIONS GARLIC SOYBEANS TOMATOES
PUT IN THE FUCKING POT
ADD WATER
COOK UNTIL SOFTENED AND DONE
WAIT TILL IT COOLS DOWN AND NOT FUCKING HOT ANYMORE
VEG STEW
FUCKING TASTES GOOD AND GOOD FOR YOU

EAT GOOD FOOD TO UNCUCK YOURSELF

Jackson Cooper
Jackson Cooper

Yeah Get me the Musubi Deluxe with some of those Japanese Soybean Chips, a Arizona, and Vienna Sausage bento. Yeah should come out to $8.

Joseph Watson
Joseph Watson

weebing this hard

Joseph Rodriguez
Joseph Rodriguez

NEET
No gf
Thats a weak ass recipe

Nathaniel Smith
Nathaniel Smith

Get me a mozzarella and chicken tacquito and a Georgia Peach Peace Tea while you're out, honey.

dollars
not yen

Oliver Roberts
Oliver Roberts

to be fair it's not hard over here.

Christopher Gonzalez
Christopher Gonzalez

get me a hot dog, wings and pizza and a slurpy

Jayden Roberts
Jayden Roberts

A cherry freezy. (or slurpee, whichever they have.)

Benjamin Wood
Benjamin Wood

Yeah, maybe one of those two pound bags of ice I know they have. That would be good.

I'd also like it if you could max out some (((credit cards))) on gasoline and containers to put it in. I could use gasoline.

Ayden Gomez
Ayden Gomez

TFW nobody gets the reference
Ketchup, brother. Nothing more.

Levi Evans
Levi Evans

Some Cherry Coke and some Sun Chips. I'm not drinking that non-cherry piss in a can.

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