Manlet Central

Nathan Ross
Nathan Ross

Are you a little guy?
I'm about 5ft 10in, which makes me king manlet. At least I got that going for me. What are your experiences being short?

Zachary Diaz
Zachary Diaz

Being under 6'0

Eli Lewis
Eli Lewis

5'11'' here.
You're manlet prince, i'm king of the manlets. Please kill me.

Elijah Miller
Elijah Miller

5'7 here. After I turned 16 or so and stopped growing all my tall friends left me

Christopher James
Christopher James

Eh, I don't think your really a manlet. Your at the higher end of the height for the average adult male.

Your growth plates must have closed really early. Growth usually persists until you reach the 20's.

Jonathan Price
Jonathan Price

This is the worst
be growing up
be really tall for my age
stop growing ou tof sudden
end up a manlet

Noah Phillips
Noah Phillips

FUCKING THIS.
I was always much taller than most kids and stood at 5'8 at 14 years of age.
But then I stalled at 5'9 and stopped growing in my later teen years, while everyone else continued.

Logan Ortiz
Logan Ortiz

I'm 20 now and haven't grown since 16. My height is only going to keep shrinking until I die.

Yeah. It makes you wonder if something stunted your growth.

Oliver Myers
Oliver Myers

Dude what are you talking about.

Your the siźe of a fucking peny… Have you ever gone inside a vigina? I can't believe I have not heard of you before….

Wow are you a fairy… How do you even get down that curb to cross the road.

Aiden Garcia
Aiden Garcia

Yeah. It makes you wonder if something stunted your growth.
There's a big chance something did.
My parents are really bad parents and around the time i became a teenager they wouldn't let me sleep and they stopped feeding me things other than bread.

Justin Butler
Justin Butler

mfw hitler is 5'8
B T F O

Camden Collins
Camden Collins

tfw 5ft 7 and not 5ft 3

Dominic Cox
Dominic Cox

The worst past is that I brought up the issue of this with the doctor. I mentioned that my growth appeared stunted because I was normally supposed to keep growing, but instead of helping me out they said I was just fine or "normal". It was because my genetical height was 6"1, but because I was around the "normal" bracket they decided to not investigate the issue.

Parker White
Parker White

hitler is 5'8
And he still looked down on the jews.

Zachary Garcia
Zachary Garcia

same height, luckily i like in a country where 5'10 is slightly taller than average.
and i'm still taller than 99% of bitches out there so thats what matters.

Isaiah Thompson
Isaiah Thompson

Also I'm the shortest male in my family. Most of the other men in my fam are over 6'1'' at least. When I was 16 I asked my mom if I was going to get any taller and she said "oh, you'll shoot up some day!". Nope.

Maybe. My parents let me drink beer when I was like 4. I also took acne pills growing up, maybe those stunted the growth.

Jonathan Thomas
Jonathan Thomas

tfw too short to be a real man, too tall to be a qt trap.
like is suffering.

Jordan Howard
Jordan Howard

u fokn w0t m8?
u avin a giggl?
ill fuk u up m8

Brandon Martin
Brandon Martin

too womanly to be a man
too manly to be a trap
I feel what you feel bro.

Josiah Foster
Josiah Foster

Become manlier. That's all you have left to do.

Henry Hall
Henry Hall

Well, I sure have an interesting story for you guys.
be me, manlet but also very wide and strong
5'9
/fit/
A guy towering about 6'2 picks a fight with me
Starts talking shit to me and calls me a pussy
I challenge him, him taken aback that I even challenged him
Agree to fight the next day
Go home
I modify my boots into elevator shoes which increase my height by 5 inches
Place a cushion under my feet that adds 3 more inches
I do the math and have a shit-eating grin
I now stand at 6'5
Next day
I walk up to him with a smug look on my face
Look down at him from 3 inches
"Sup shortie."
Looks at me in shock, and then gets pissed off
He starts putting his fists up as if he's about to swing
I reflexively strike in defense, but then accidentally hit him square in the face
He falls down
My powerful manlet arm knocked him out cold
Everyone freaks the fuck out
I get suspended for fighting, while he gets sympathized with
It was so fucking worth it.

Jordan Watson
Jordan Watson

What country are you in? In the US 5'10 is the average, I think.

Jacob Carter
Jacob Carter

Brazillian with 6,1. Ask anything.

Nathaniel Smith
Nathaniel Smith

66 inches, still fuck tall bitches.

Chase Gray
Chase Gray

I am six foot, but due to my fetishes I don't really care.
guess you guys could break your bones to make yourself taller.

Jose Williams
Jose Williams

I'm 5'9 but 6 inches taller than my mother so I look tall by comparison.

Daniel Myers
Daniel Myers

5'5'' here
I started puberty at 9 and was 12/13 when I stopped. I grew so fast and got a lot of mass that a lot of coaches were coming up to me and preparing me for football and other sports like track/field

So at 13 I was slightly taller and bigger than all the boys in my class. Then summer break hits. I'm a loser so I was just inside jerking off all summer

Then I go back to school and all the fucking boys grew like a foot and were slightly taller than me

Then I get into high school and life just fucked my shit up. Smaller by a mile. Weaker by a mile. Uglier by a mile.

It was a huge slap in the face. Even the girls started edging me out in Junior/Senior year of high school

Now I'm 28 and a KV
never been on a date either. cant find anyone willing to go out with me. most women that even slightly know me make fun of my height. life sucks if you aren't a Chad

Charles Jenkins
Charles Jenkins

I'm 5'8" but it could have been a whole lot worse considering both my parents were 5'4"

Caleb Diaz
Caleb Diaz

If it came down to it would you be able to kick your short Father's ass or are you also a little bitch?

Christian Barnes
Christian Barnes

Hint: Women like SHORT Chad's too.

Cameron Powell
Cameron Powell

yea

Joshua Robinson
Joshua Robinson

women like short Chads
posts a FUCKING MALE MODEL WITH 10/10 LOOKS

……
………..
You are stupid

Eli Ross
Eli Ross

i'm 5ft 7-maybe 5ft 6, it's hard to tell.

What are your experiences being short?

finding clothes in my size has been difficult in the past i guess?

Asher Gomez
Asher Gomez

You guys realize the average height for girls is 5'4. Your are taller than most. Taller than me for sure and I'm extremely jealous. I cant reach shit.

Ayden Reed
Ayden Reed

You're*

Carter Perry
Carter Perry

I'm extremely jealous. I cant reach shit.

if i scooped you up on my shoulders you'd feel like the tallest man alive~

Nicholas Butler
Nicholas Butler

Why do faggots feel the need to make fake stories? Is your life such shit you need to lie on the internet. Here's what really happened:

anon is that short, weird kid in class everyone makes fun of
one day user blows up and goes ER verbally on everyone
tall 6'2" football player chad tells him to shut the fuck up
anon doesnt listen
chad doesnt really punch him, more like bitch slaps user
anon falls to the floor and cries like the little lying bitch he is
he snitches
chad gets suspended and everyone sympathesizes with chad
everyone hates user and worse than picking on him, they ignore him
anon is a pariah at school and no one talks to him even during group projects they ignore him
anon flees to the internet because hes too much of a pussy to end his parents misery and kill himself.

Benjamin Foster
Benjamin Foster

Why are you so poor?

My gym spotter is 5'3" and weighs around 140 lbs. He's married to a pretty girl who's taller than him and towers over him in heels.

The difference is he's not a pussy like you faggots.

Instead of playing vidya and jacking off to cartoons, he joined the army and went infantry. Instead of being a NEET LOSER, he went to college after Iraq and graduated in electrical engineering. He's a manager at his company and makes money doing paperwork and making phone calls. Where is Chad and what has he done and how much is in his bank?

Gabriel Green
Gabriel Green

The difference is he's not a pussy like you faggots.
No, his wife probably has a fetish for midgets.

Brayden Miller
Brayden Miller

Believe whatever you want, my insecure friend.
If you think it's a fake story, then that's fine by me.
But he wasn't that strong anyway, so it's obvious why I kicked his ass.
If he was as fit as me, I wouldn't have stood a chance. at all against him.

Eli Green
Eli Green

10/10 looks
literally a faggot with random puffs of hair on his chest
the only women that guy attracts are teenagers m8. Which isn't a bad thing but if he makes a move he's going to jail.

Jayden Powell
Jayden Powell

didn't happen. If you were wearing enough shit on your feet to grow nearly 10 inches you'd just be laughed at.

Mason Edwards
Mason Edwards

Whenever I'm feeling shit about being a manlet, I just think of all the powerful manlets who walked the earth. Granted, I'll almost certainly never match their accomplishments, but still, they didn't let height stand in their way, so why should you or I, fellow manlet?

Asher Walker
Asher Walker

Excuse me OP?
5'11" here, I'M the king of manlets.
The rest of you bow to me so that we can at least be eye level for this no doubt pleasant conversation we're about to have.

Aaron Ward
Aaron Ward

Isn't Napoleon being a manlet a myth because of different units of measurement between France and other yuro countries at the time?

Ryder Hernandez
Ryder Hernandez

I hid my shoes by wearing long pants, and people didn't even notice until the next day.
Then they knew why I took the challenge.
And yes, people did laugh at me. I even inspired other people to do the same thing too, believe it or not.

David Howard
David Howard

If I recall correctly, it is pretty much a myth; British propaganda mocked him for being short, when in reality he was fairly average height for the time. Not sure about the different units of measurement and if that played a part, but it could very well have played a part. By today's averages though, he would be a manlet.

Liam Price
Liam Price

I was completely unaware of how low the self-esteem of manlets really is.
Thanks Holla Forums.

t. 6' 8" master-race reporting in.

James Mitchell
James Mitchell

and then everybody applauded
hey tumblr

Lucas Hernandez
Lucas Hernandez

Nobody applauded, dumbass. In fact, nobody even knew what was going on until shit went down.
Why does standing up for yourself make you tumblr? I highly doubt tumblr would even encourage me to do it.
Instead, they'd tell me to just be a little faggot and silently cry about it instead of calling his bluff, not before mention I'm A FUCKING WHITE MALE, of course.

Carter Edwards
Carter Edwards

really tall as a kid
play some sports
like 5'11 first year of middle-school
finish middle school 6'1
stop growing
never get any better at sports
stop playing senior year

Joseph Miller
Joseph Miller

The hardest part about being 5' 10" is that my cockhead keeps banging against the inside of my knees all the time, whenever I walk.

Tyler Collins
Tyler Collins

He's not a male model, he's a dinky actor named Zac Efron and he's so short he barely is taller than Vanessa Hudgens and she's a midget.

Nicholas Parker
Nicholas Parker

Somebody skipped leg day.

Daniel Ward
Daniel Ward

I saw this clip the other day.

Does anyone have the suspicion that Xi was wearing lift shoes for this photo-op because of the communist obsession with face-saving?

I doubt this chink is almost as tall as Trump, but then again, who knows what they fed him growing up.

Ian Young
Ian Young

I don't think even Asian guys are as short as tiny Trump

Jaxson Bennett
Jaxson Bennett

they probably put him on a half-apple so he doesn't look like a Kim-Jong-Il type midget compared to Trump, who is a 6'3" god of war

Isaiah Bell
Isaiah Bell

6'8"
master race
lol get back to me when you're 6'9", manlet
Oh wait, your growth was stunted and you're forever stuck at that height, my bad :^) I'm tired of bumping my head on door frames tbh

Nicholas Thomas
Nicholas Thomas

Churchill
An alcoholic fat Jew lover
Stalin
Is Stalin
great
Toppest kek

Jose Ross
Jose Ross

drumpf
Ok reddit.

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