"Age is just a number.."

Easton Phillips
Easton Phillips

Sup, Holla Forums, I just met a girl that I really like, and I'm pretty sure she's into me too by her body language and the way she talks to me.

Anyway we were out for a cig break, and somehow university was brought up. She said she graduated in '09, I did the math in my head and she is ~5-6 years older than me.

The thing is, she's petite and looks really young, 10/10 body too but she's around 29-31 and it seems fucking weird as hell. It's nomal for guys to seek younger women, hell, It'd be normal for me to be with an 18-20 year old, but a 28-31 year old.. just a deal breaker.

What should I do, Holla Forums, I'm horny as fuck but it just seems wrong..

Gavin Rogers
Gavin Rogers

Renounce 3d

Brody Martinez
Brody Martinez

she's petite and looks really young, 10/10 body
And you're worried about her being 30?
You should be worried about being a faggot in denial.

Jose Peterson
Jose Peterson

just be honest with yourself and admit that the only reason you made this thread is because you are such a beta faggot you are looking for reasons to not fuck this girl, just fucking do it faggot

Samuel Sanders
Samuel Sanders

Yeah, nigga, I am. What if shit gets serious, she's ~30, her biological clock is ticking, I just want to wet my dick not get married, plus we're working together so that can only lead to drama.
no shit
I wanna wet my dick, but don't wanna stick it in crazy, in 5 years I'll still be in my '20s, she'll be in her mid 30s. You see my point?

John Murphy
John Murphy

Never underestimate the erotic power of a slender woman in her 30s

Alexander Clark
Alexander Clark

working together
Abandon ship. Not worth it.

Hunter Davis
Hunter Davis

fuck her but don't marry her

Isaac Hernandez
Isaac Hernandez

The age gap is, strangely, a huge turn on for me. She doesn't know my age yet, but I guess It'd turn her on too. I want to wreck her, to fuck her senseless. Jesus fuck, getting a hard on just thinking about dominating older women.

How should I go over this?

It's only for a limited time, think of it as a "training" thing that lasts a few months.

Yeah, if only life were that simple where you can do shit you like.

Jeremiah Ward
Jeremiah Ward

that webm
The end was pretty funny, I'll admit.

Cameron Torres
Cameron Torres

this maymay must die.

Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor

give her the d first and scrutinize your navel later. do you want to be virgin forever?

Samuel Gonzalez
Samuel Gonzalez

This

David Sullivan
David Sullivan

Am I missing something? A fucking meme?

Luke Cox
Luke Cox

not a wizard, but shit.. been on a dry spell for longer than I'm willing to admit.

Jaxon Thomas
Jaxon Thomas

slender women in her 30s

its a forced meme but some sperg with a fetish for post wall leather vaginas

Easton Clark
Easton Clark

BUMP

Liam Torres
Liam Torres

8ch goes down. Pops up with 4chan hey Holla Forums threads.

Where's the next place to go that hasn't already been prespammed with child porn?

Charles Parker
Charles Parker

Also how the fuck is a straight guy supposed to get a date if everyone is a faggot and looks normal besides obvious guy tranny and rocket nigger?

Jacob Nguyen
Jacob Nguyen

Where's the next place to go that hasn't already been prespammed with child porn?

Get out, faggot. This place was founded on the principles of CP and CP enthusiasts were the ones that kept the faggotry away.

Kindly, fuck off to reddit/half chan.

Daniel Morales
Daniel Morales

I'm trying to plan ahead faggot. We need a place that hasn't been spammed my child porn already. The child porn can come later and then you can jerk off when your gf, if you have one, isn't at home and clear your "cookies".

Julian Wilson
Julian Wilson

Your trolling methods are weak. They dont hit the point. Not against me they don't.

Dylan Baker
Dylan Baker

We need a place that hasn't been spammed my child porn already. The child porn can come later

That's just dumb, you need CP first so it weeds out the faggots, sadly they'll still come to this "dark place" and cry and cry until CP or anything underaged is removed. This is exactly what happened to 8ch. I was here since day 1, before the fucking GG bullshittery, couldn't care less.

You know what I loved about this place? The fact that I could start a conversation, this chan wasn't filled with 4ch tier bait threads, no tryhard faggotry and actual faggotry. People that cried "mods" got banned, lulz were had, it was decent and fun, then some underaged faggots decided to make posters promoting this place on 4chan because "weee it's too slow paced for me" and then the quality began to decline.

But hey, NORMALFAGS are GUD, fuck off, faggots like yourself already killed this chan once. Like CP or not, it's a needed evil to keep the chan cancer free.

What the fuck are you on about?

Jace Hill
Jace Hill

Child porn let's the feds take over a chan so I'm going to go ahead and say no to your post.

Nolan Morris
Nolan Morris

Also, I'm one of the final bosses of the internet. I'm trying to preserve quality. Plz.

Matthew Thompson
Matthew Thompson

Anyway, can we fucking stop talking about CP(read the fucking thread, I'm talking about an older woman) and discuss the topic at hand? Fucking faggot.

Not actual CP, but let he pedos have their "official pedo thread"s, they had no CP, only underaged girls, not even nudity. Hilariously it works the same way as prohibition, HW let the pedos have their threads only if they didn't post actual CP and HOLY SHIT CP was barely being posted here.

missing the point entirely

Anyway, read the fucking thread, how CP was brought up is beyond me.

Zachary Stewart
Zachary Stewart

There's tons of CP on the web. What happened to all muh proxies?? You don't make any fucking sense.

Jace Ward
Jace Ward

Nigger, this thread isn't about CP, is about me wanting to bang a ~30 year old woman. How it got from that to CP is beyond me. I think you just read the title and started acting autistic.

READ THE THREAD

Parker Martin
Parker Martin

Hey you're the one saying CP was super cool. Hey even 4chan started out with a Loli thread and had the same generic child porn content recycled.

What about muh proxies

Nathaniel Hall
Nathaniel Hall

I don't give a flying fuck, I just want to talk about fucking older women.

Blake Wilson
Blake Wilson

I bet you thought what I was doing didn't have a point didn't you? No one has a 20 year plan.

Dominic Ward
Dominic Ward

No one has a 20 year plan.

True.. so push forward with ze plan?

Michael Green
Michael Green

Fuck her right in the pussy. Btw how do you talk to girls without being creepy

Grayson Nguyen
Grayson Nguyen

My girlfriend is 12 years older than I am and we've been together for nearing 2 years, no problems at all.

But then again, I'm not a total sperg, so you might have an issue, considering you're asking here.
good luck

Cooper Evans
Cooper Evans

Are you sp-ed??? Bury you dog in 'er

Carson Ross
Carson Ross

5 years
Age gap
You don't deserve her OP.

Jacob Wood
Jacob Wood

Do not even touch her
She will fuck you up into children, marriage, alimony
Only quality 11-15 years old are safe

Ryan Murphy
Ryan Murphy

ara~ is fine too.
Just make sure she hasn't been through enough miles of cock to make it to the moon and you're set.

Benjamin Brooks
Benjamin Brooks

"Age is just a number.."

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