What is the true reason you come to Holla Forums ?

What is the true reason you come to Holla Forums ?

I'm a loser and have a lot of time on my hands

DATAMINE THREAD STAY AWAY

Specifically to waste time.

pure boredom.

I'm banned on 4chan

I'm an FBI agent, datamining feckless anti-social kids so we can figure out better ways to control them.

Bring back arcades in America, that should force them to be social.

Walk into your boss' office, handcuff yourself to him and then set yourself on fire.

I like chaos.

I'm unemployed. >_>

Go outside to play a shitty arcade game
Or
Stay in your comfy room and play better games while also having the rest of your stuff next to you.
What a tough choice.

Banned from Holla Forums cause of shitty mods

In that case, the state is your boss.

My instructions stand.

Not getting unemployment, still have no boss.

To shitpost

I don't have much to do with no job and not many friends

How often do feds do gay things?
N-No homo.

Arcade games are to the point, challenging, and fun. Home games are bloated, boring attempts at being "cinematic" and "narrative" by pretentious twats who couldn't cut it in literature or filmmaking.

It's the only place in which I've lurked long enough to post original thoughts. Everywhere else, I either get b& or have to lurk for weeks before posting, which I don't feel like doing.

So Homo then.
2 negatives equal a positive

This

To gather memes to shitpost on Holla Forums with

I stuttered.

I'm sure you did. Faggot

I come to fap to the edgy porn

I think thats kinda like trying to stick your dick in lava without getting burned

Back off G-man, that's our job.

I give you 3 years before sjw ruin arcades.

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nothing better to do tbh

waste time, hoping for lulz.

Better than half. Chan 95%of the time no yl. Yl or boxy /steam beg.

There was a "You Laugh, You Lose" thread just the other night.

to moderate

That's cause of the goons

Because 4chan Holla Forums is full of faggots. This is what Holla Forums should be

BOTH ARE CANCER
4chan is at least 100x worse though

Remember when Holla Forums was good?

Holla Forums was never good

Haha, Holla Forums was never good, goy. Just stick with your mediocre shitposting and copypasta. That's how it always was!

oldfag


newfaggotry

Samefag.

newfag, there's a (You) by the second one but not the first.
Nice try though.

(you)

2013-2015


You were never on old Holla Forums, you're the true newfag.

I first started going to 4chan when I heard about it in 2004.
I was there when Snacks was banned.

i get wet seeing desperate virgins fight online

I look for reasons to get upset.
Anger gives me a reason to live.

I come here because it's so bad it's good.

Tits & a timestamp or gtfo

I'm a sperg

Because in the mid-late 2000s Holla Forums had the only collection of people who understood me. Then new people came in and changed the culture, but I have nowhere else to go.

It might be time to move on, it's been over ten years.

How did it change?

I blame the ponyfags

Fucking loser

Same. Been on since '05.
There's no leaving, we really are here forever.

Then post some dank old as fuck meme from '05. Memes is all you got left

In my early days it was newgrounds and albino black sheep then it was ebaumsworld and something awful next it was 4chan and gorechan finaly around the whole GG thing i switched to Holla Forums (for totaly unrelated reasons when GG happened the OC was just better on Holla Forums) i am about 90% normie but i really enjoy the quality of the art and stories that you guys make (i mostly lurk and very rarely post) and that's why i mostly come to Holla Forums

Bring back Snacks
Truth is there aren't any memes from back then that are dank. All your base, habbo raids (pools closed), over 9000, fucking rickrolling… memes have changed a lot in the last 10+ years.
2005 was twelve years ago…
I've done so much only to wind up back where I started both physically and mentally.
Some of us are here because we really don't belong anywhere.

Pic unrelated, but I got it off of Holla Forums a long time ago.

Trolling Oprah on National TV is probably the most epic thing 4chan has ever done.
"Over 9000 penises.mp3"

I have no life and I'm pretty much just wasting my time till I die.

Yeah, goddamn. I remember when that happened very distinctly because my mom asking me if I had heard of it after she saw that episode. I almost died trying to contain myself.

As far as chan history goes Holla Forums ain't new. I remember when moot cracked down on all of the "grey area" bullshit and anons split for 7chan, 711chan, 420chan, and 12chan.
4chan was always cucked.

I used to frequent 4chan, and still go on reddit. 4chan became just a loop of the same topics, and the same jokes over and over again. But with Holla Forums, there is a more open potential for freedom of expression. No votes, just equality. And that's refreshing. I think that, due to the complexity of some of the arguments on various topics, that the user base is older, and maybe that's what's great. With 4chan, saying anything outside the norm outlands you as a pariah. With reddit, honest has to tempered with being PC and self censorship. Holla Forums has none of that, or at least very little of it.

And the whole million and one boards list for so many interests is great, too.

I have really bad anxiety and I haven't left my room in literally weeks. My hair is starting to thin and I've lost lots of muscle mass since I became a NEET. I'm going to put a bullet in my head real soon but I plan to watch as much anime as I can before it comes to that.

Yeah, I mean to an extent there's still hivemind especially on legacy boards (when you compare it to pol, v and a; b is really a lot less circle-jerk and cancerous). But overall it's a better place to have an argument than most of the internet.

/a/ is the least cucked board there is, at least. What they have goes far beyond circlejerk, it is simply how things used to be on all boards, when 4chan was still good. The fact that the other boards stopped being like that is what let the newfags in and ruined everything. It started with Holla Forums and it never stopped. It slowed down when we moved here, but it's been accelerating ever since. Holla Forums used to actively discourage newfags almost as hard as them. Newfags don't understand that the occasional an hero getting himself v& by posting a sprinkling of pizza was doing us a service by scaring the newfags away. By antagonizing the pedos all they've done is reinforced their views, while also preventing them from actually posting their content, which gets them v& and thus thins the herd, but also does the incredibly necessary service of scaring the newfags away.

Getting rid of noko was also a simple and seemingly good idea, but actually a terrible move in the long run. That used to add at least a little necessity to lurking moar, and now we have nothing.


The thing that really killed it for me was when it became political. We used to be able to call each other niggerfaggots because we were happy to exercise our freedom of speech and have a laugh. Now we can't do that without tumblrfags bitching about how horrible we are for it (on 4chan) or Holla Forumsfags bitching about how horrible niggers and faggots are (here).

When Holla Forums took off with Gamergate, I didn't even go on Holla Forums. But it was the principal of the thing, and the fact that 4chan had been shit for years and I was just waiting for an alternative to get a good enough userbase to be sustainable. And for the first little while, it was great. Speed was slower, but still around like '09 levels, and frankly, that was after the cancer had started, it was slower in the real glory days. Then moot fucked with Holla Forums, and that was maybe the smartest thing he ever did. The traitorous cucks that stayed at Holla Forums after gamergate were among the exact people who helped to ruin 4chan in the first place (pic related). They had no backbone and didn't actually care about their ideals, as SJWs censored their website. They didn't even care about the quality of their site, since the censorship directly made it worse, but of course they didn't, they were newfags who didn't even know what it used to be. And then they came here, and our halcyon days were over. We were back to post-2011 shit. Granted, it's still better than 4chan, which has degraded even further since then, but if ever we can find another place to congregate, if there is ever another smoking gun that causes an exodus of people who remember the pre-political days of imageboards, then I'll go for it.

it's k user, I've done it for the past 4 years

Better original content then 4chan

Just post your address, faggot

Nobody is taking your toys away from you, you fucking neckbeard manbaby racist

123 Sesame Street

To feel better about myself.

I used to dream of being a normal fag. Just ended up being a loser cuck. Women hated me and had no friends.

Then gg happened and came to Holla Forums to find out what the deal was. Got red pilled hard.

Now I still a loser who will be unfuckable till I die. I come here to pass the time till I finally get to die.

Exactly what I'm talking about.

123 don't fuck with me

You must be a joy at parties

no wonder you ended up here faggot

Not that red pill

Everything we do is slvery to gynocentrism

Can you like not use that word around here, its hateful and mean, like seriously grow up, using the word faggot doesn't make you seem any cooler. The homosexuals here don't appreciate the bigotry and neither do I kid.

wow what a fag

i am a homosexual but you are truly a faggot
reddit is that way —–→

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Find something of interest or to laugh

Habit. There's too much porn here and not enough lulz, but you can still find a good thread every few days.

bored
I like all the nostalgic image macro things

Because I'm b& from 4chan for 1 week cause niggers on Holla Forums don't like me spamming big black thick vein-covered throbbing cocks

I do it for the ladies

i come for the jim porn
pic related

I'm 12 I come here to talk to other girls my age about anime!

kek saved

too extreme for 4chan

A reminder that this is true.