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Got a bag full of nettles. We are gonna cook them with bechamel sauce

Faggot

ok

Okay so first, clean them up

Remember to use gloves, you dont want to get stung by them

Meanwhile, we will prepare the boiling water. We want to blanch them, so they become edible

It must be delicious user

im monitoring this gayness, so that i can stop it from spreading

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Okay so now we put them in the boiling water

The process takes 30 seconds to remove the sting from them. You can go longer if you want to be safer

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The blanching peocess is done. They no longer sting

I can simply grab them without gloves and dry them up

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Are you one of those culinary wizards?

Next prepare the sauce

Youll need butter and 2 teaspoons of flour and milk

Mix these up first

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FAGGOTRY EXPOSED
HOW MUCH BUTTER

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Only a savage would use that much butter.

Then again, I cooked much more heinous shit than butter nettles.

Use a blender to chop the nettles

Once you chop it up, put them in the sauce, put some more milk, garlic, salt and pepper

Leave it for 5 minutes and it should be ready

Also I put 100g of butter

more milk over bechamel sauseā€¦

Should look like this

If not, you fucked it up

FUCK YEAH
NETTLES

good work op

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Good job op. What are we cooking tomorrow?

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Fucking savages.

That's exactly what would happen if you gave guns to a group of chimps.

SUNS UP
GUNS UP

That is not how you Bechamel. You make Chef baby Jeuss cry.

Here comes the rain again
Falling on my head like a memory
Falling on my head like a hail of hot lead.

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did it tasted good

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