If you could go back and time and tell your 16 year old self something, what would you say to them?

If you could go back and time and tell your 16 year old self something, what would you say to them?

in year 2017 op is still a fag

here is the winning lottery numbers for a the biggest power ball with no other winners, go tell mom

Buy as much bitcoin as you can

Kill yourself now. It doesn't get any better.

You're an autist, people think you're cringeworthy, and they're laughing at you.
Also, here's some winning lotto numbers.

Pop dat pussy.

never answer to datamining threads

This.
I remember when it hit $1 and I though "the guys that go in early did good but it's too late now".

I've had my fair share of pussy but there were a dozen or so tiems when I could've gotten laid but didn't because of my timidness.
Looking back, I wish I had gone for it, so I would tell myself to go ahead and fuck them right in the pussy.

buy as much Apple stock as you can get

implying most Holla Forumstards are older than 16

How do you turn bitcoin into real money though?

this

sell it

run.

Go fuck someone. Not that chick, any other one.

you are projecting

fuck my 16 year old self

Fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>>6894636

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University will be very difficult. Just because HS is easy don't expect to be succesful in uni. Learn how to learn. Keep to it. Take a real major, you dumb faggot. Don't worry about fucking any women. Stay a virgin it literally doesn't matter.

Once you graduate go ahead and move back in with your parents until you get a legit job.

t. uni dropout turboloser

what you major in?

Try not to get cancer

Consider sex with children right now and get it out of your system until you get into your 40s. Invest in a new basement. Buy the land behind the house. Don't accept free dogs.

"stop waiting for things to be fixed and get up and do it yourself"

It only gets worse. Brace yourself.

And hide that fucking sword you keep cutting yourself with before your mom turns it into the police.

what happened?

Dad always lies

Can we get a story on this?
I want to hear how your childhood was ruined by your dad
Did he molest you?
Did he turn you into the faggot you are today, user?

political science

i dropped out after 2 years

More like buy all ati cards you cant and put them to make bitcoins.

Digital is real like fiat.

Stay out of the city and never try going to college. Work, never stop working, get away from your family, move up north. It'll save you a whole decade of bullshit and it'll better prepare you for the death of Murrica.

choices

"Leaving karate was a good choice: but you need to pursue something which instills/requires a similair (or greater) level of self-discipline – familiarise yourself with other Martial Art schools.

Start reading books – any book that interests/engages you will do. Pick a musical instrument to learn and get rockin'!

Go back to the gym, you nincompoop!

Start a personal journal. Start a dream journal. Start meditating everyday.

Just because [older brother] does something with ease – doesn't mean you can! (you fool!) Grow a pair and actually dare to orient your life how you want!

Stop being such a cunt to [mother] and [father]. Just take some time out of your oh-so-busy life to contemplate all they've sacrificed for you; trust me it's worth it….

Oh, and get that stick out your ass and go out partying/clubbing/drinking/drugging with your friends!"

Stop watching porn

Be nicer to random people.

beat me to it

You aren't born gay, it's a choice. Don't fall for the lie or you will live to be full of regret and have multiple STD's.

Life never gets any better.

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don't give any women the time of day, keep recording/writing and never take a break. It's your one and only skill you're really, really good at and enjoy.

KYS. Now!

Get your license and stop seeking validation through bitches. Move out and go to a community college when you graduate high school.
Alternatively; kill yourself now. Life doesn't improve.

oh i get it, you're data mining us

Don't focus on getting good grades in anything but the subjects you like. Focus on art stuff. Skip school sometimes.
Also, just admit you're gay. It's ok, nobody cares. Now go online and find someone to fuck.

Listen to the rabbit. Don't ever go to 4chan.
Get a life instead.

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16 would be too late to change anything

If I ever get to mod the Holla Forums board in this chan or the one we will exodus in 2019, I will ban all faggots and go into powertrips.

But you would miss the memes.

/thread

1 year back isn't very far ;^)

Something to bet on with good odds would be nice.

"Act more confident. Women actually fall for that. Not cocky, confident. There's a difference. Bonus points if you can back that confidence up with some book knowledge. Won't hurt."
My life would have probably changed if I knew it before.

Run for your life fool, leave this 'family' that suffocates you. Working like a normalfag just to pay the rent is still better than being driven insane like this.

Go to the fucking oil patch and invest in tech stocks and bitcoin but most importantly LAND.

Alternatively, go on HRT- move to Tokyo as a new-half trap, and start a idol group.

Everything is fucking 'datamining' welcome to the new world.

Really buddy?

Get a Job

Put 10k on Trump, BREXIT, and Lester city all winning. ASAP!, put Trump to win the primaires the day he announces, etc. Bet on all the states he wins.

Don't ever date nigger girls.
DO NOT EVER DYE YOUR HAIR FOR A GIRL.
Just fuck the girl and use a condom.
Stop masturbating to anime, flash games and porn in general. Fucking a girl is better.
Hitler was right, read Mein Kampf. Go to ironmarch.org
Stay AWAY from hispanic chicks.
Stop spending money on video games.
Only fuck white girls. FIND A WHITE GIRL.
Do not buy video games, buy a computer. Learn to fix it.
Listen to your uncle and ask him more about electrician work.
Do the fucking schoolwork.
Do not go to college, EXCEPT new saint andrews, do go there.
Learn how to drive NOW.
Work out, go play soccer, get involved in sports and ditch the gameboy.
The US is only going to get worse, so don't into the political system, only militas and anti-system groups.
Buy a gun and learn to shoot it.
Ignore your cousin, hang out with that asian kid in the neighborhood, he's really cool.
Stop drinking soda. Only drink water.
Alcohol is good, just don't overdo it and trust me, you will.
When you have the opportunity to leave the state, DO IT.
Find a place in the country to live and stay there.
Read books on economics and learn to be an electrician.
Go out and socialize with friends. Have good times, but do not smoke weed.
Keep writing in that journal and if you haven't, start. Do not ever stop.
Mom is wrong and dad has lost it. Listen to your grandparents, they are old wise and have lots of resources. Use them.
Do not ever watch anime, all those hang ups you have about it are right. It will fuck you up.
Stop wasting time or any brain energy on Star Wars or other fake shit, the real world is all that matters and you not die at 30 or 21 in some freak accident.
Your 20's are just around the corner, the pastor is right.
Facebook is idiotic and so are pretty much all social websites.
Arguing with people is fun, get really good at it and convince them.
You are not unattractive, learn to dress and stop wearing baggy clothes.
Vision Forum will collapse in a few years, warn Mr. Philips.
You will not be special and figure out some way to avoid taxes, try and buy some land you can build on as soon as possible.
If you think the gay thing going on right now in the country is bad, 2017 is far worse.
Help your little brother, the 2nd one, otherwise he'll become an autist and get drunk and be sad about how you are not the same after you get friends.

I'm you at 16.
Fuck you old man, i'll do what i want.

kys

I swear this site turned into a bunch of twelve year olds.

I'm sensing some regret.

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You really shouldn't get high before your exams.

It only goes downhill from here.

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I'm a political science major.
It's useless as a major, but it's really helpful in day-to-day interactions.

Tell him the secrets of time travel because I went back in time so obviously I must know.

dumbass you would unravel space time

Screw friendship, fuck literally every girl you know.

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Join the army
LURK MOAR

It's been that way for some time now.

You know how you're thinking of killing yourself? Do it. Do it now.

I see what you did there user

you know that wrestling show you're going to?

after the show, go find Chris Benoit. talk to him. ask him if he's okay. something.

Have sex with your girlfriend, if you don't, the occasion won't present itself again until your're 19.