SPAMMERS ARE BULLIES edition

Dear Moderation of Holla Forums's Holla Forums ("Random") board…

I want to become the owner of this board. More than you LIKE being the owner of this board- trust me. I'm not saying you're bad at moderation, just that I deserve it more.

I will make this thread every day until I'm the owner of this board. I will make Holla Forums great again and it will be better than whatever's going on right now. Thank you.

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Yesterday's thread was so good. Can we top it?

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spammers are meanie bullies

That was pretty fun.
It'd be funny if the nolife comes back and tanks your thread again.

It's okay when I do it, dysnomia, because I'm cool
NENVER sage my thread again or I will post a picture of your penis (small)

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Do you want a picture of my penis too? Not gay or anything just for datamining purposes…

My dick is 4 inches flaccid. Too bad I'm a manlet.

I dare you, faggot. Probably a picture of your dick.

Prove it

It was only last year, wasn't it?

meant for fug

dsyomnia exposed

Dysnomia is a Mexican manlet with a chode dick

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IRL dysnomia is a trap, he will never admit it to Holla Forums though.

The retard has already posted his face, on multiple occasions.
He would never be passable.

dude you literately just made this guy cry what the fuck is wrong with you
ill have you know you have been reported for bullying

yeah but the first time I was wearing a mask and the 2nd time I was disguised as a Jew, and I deleted both images right after uploading. did you save them? :^) post them if you got them cause I deleted

I didn't say posted them here on multiple occasions I had meant more generally.I don't have them on this computer, sorry bb

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Oh. Those are over 7 years old, sorry bae.

Hey mikubomber stop lurking already

Thx. I'll take that as a compliment that I don't look girly.

I wouldn't be so certain.

sorry for putting sage on your thread fuctheluc. *rests at binfore*

I would. Don't take pictures of myself.

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Even for that little rp group you had?

Absolutely not, even for them. I refus to give pictures, names, or addresses. etc. The only thing I make known is that I am AMERICAN which is why I was upset that fugthelug would compromise anything beyond that. Probably serves me right for leaving a username trail though.

*quotes you*

If my memory serves, you had sent pictures of yourself with a normal smile then a goofy expression to our skype group by mistake, and had meant it for the rp group.
My memory is just failing me, right?

You must have me mistaken for another person. I hate the skype program and I refuse to use it, actually, same for any vid/voice chat programs. I refuse to install them.

Gotcha.

doxing you is super easy, even funnier you said it couldn't be done. kids in the audience, try it yourself, it takes like 30 minutes on jewgle, here's some shit to get you started

tripcode fjbcYxkKsI
zyx404

You are such a bully

so have any of you seen this?
vocaroo.com/i/s0ygVaCMWsYf

a true work of art

Yeah we already saw it you bully

but have you really appreciated it? I have listened to it 5 times so far

Eh, what can he do with a name/decade old photos and an old address.

not much really tbh.

I kind of miss shitposting on /x/. :(

test

I see it used on other boards too and one on /g/ in 2010. I can't remember what it is

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testest

just fyi that image has no contest and appears inane

*joins ur IRC*

sup nigger

I can't figure it out.
it's not any of the following:
xaithas
zyx404
tripfag
tripcode
test

trip

i give up

What did he mean by this

Who has this many tripcodes christ


maybe your dumb

bye cunts, I have work

context*

i mean, how is anyone supposed to know that zyx404 = dysnomia when there isn't proof on the image? it's an old chatlog from an abandoned username

people would actually have to dig around and even then they would only be able to link zyx404 to xaithas, not dysnomia unless they really lurked here that often.


they were just random phrases becuase the trip is one that seems to appear often.

you die if you work.

I thought your job was datamining

clearly he is going off to brush up on his skills.

Sometimes I like to pretend that fugthelug is actually a really cute stalker girl.

Probably not though.

That would be so hot

it would.

drawfags have a higher likelihood of being girls since most artists are girls
plus 'he' types like a girl in that tumblr sort of way if you know what I'm talking about
I'm not implying anything though…

That would explain why she wants to dysnomia's penis to.

Why even live?

Damn.

Fugthelug is now a confirmed cute stalker girl. Everyone address her appropriately from now on.

Will you post your tits fug-chan?

You guys are making me sweaty.

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What if she has potato face? That would be cute.

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I don't mind as long as she isn't 100% flat

shape > size


I might not a potato.

That's ME you dingus.

Dammit.

Can Z1 and makaposter also pretend to be cute girls? It would make this site a lot more enjoyable.

Maybe Dysnomia is a girl to.

That would mean I'd have to get back to avatarfagging in earnest.

I'd have to be a little tsundre to avoid erp.

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Only fugthelug would know.

Fugthelug isn't a cute enough name for a girl. It should be something like fuggy of fug-chan.

Maybe he's gay.

or maybe him and dysnomia are girls and SHE'S gay…

What if they're both girls with dicks and they're both bi?

At work already fugthelug? Shouldn't you be inproving thos datamine bugs and not shitposting on korean forums?

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yea, well if they both had dicks and they were both girls it would be straight.

They're not girls if they have dicks.

Korean forums? Show me.

If I was fugthelug I would post tits.

8ch.net/b/

You could even draw tits fug-chan.

Same.

POST UR TITS FUG

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Show us your pettanko

I just wanna grope fuggy's tits

I must see it.

Fugthelug has nice big tits. I already imagined them so it must be true.

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I WANT TO SEE THEM

bumping for fugthelug chest.

What fugthelug is a loli?

Sage to keep fuggys purity intact

No. She's just flat chested. A pure maiden. A crazy datamining maiden.

You stupid DUMBASS . You really think someone with lug in their name would be flat chested?

she is a pure crazy flat chested autistic maiden with a thick assume.

finally the tomato I have been seeking for appears before me

You think anyone who posts on the internet all day is anything other than flat chested? other than dyssorry buddy

I'm swole lad

You think you're hot shit don't you? She only pretends to like you to get BO. You're just stepping stones on her conquest for power, no one could ever love your Mexican manlet ass. Your tiny chode dick couldn't satisfy a rock let alone a busty babe like fugthelug.

fugthylug I beseech the. post thou flat bossom

bump for flat

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Don't listen to that liar. She's flat.

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Why do you balls smell like my father's farts?

Fugthelug, our flat chested godess.

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Inb4 this is just a plan to garner support so fug can takeover as BO. What if we have been rused this entire time?

Don't ruin my dreams this early.

I don't think small cute girls are capable of making big decisions. My job is inportant and I wouldn't give it up.

Would it kill you people to stop being gay for five minutes?

It's not gay if it's a girl.

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Get with the times old man.

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♂Make♂me♂cum♂

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That wasn't me you retard

Wew.

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And your explanation for fetishizing a man on the internet is?

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bump in hope of pettanko.

Just wait for the next daily thread she makes