Dear Moderation of Holla Forums's Holla Forums ("Random") board…
I want to become the owner of this board. More than you LIKE being the owner of this board- trust me. I'm not saying you're bad at moderation, just that I deserve it more.
I will make this thread every day until I'm the owner of this board. I will make Holla Forums great again and it will be better than whatever's going on right now. Thank you.
That was pretty fun. It'd be funny if the nolife comes back and tanks your thread again.
Oliver Clark
It's okay when I do it, dysnomia, because I'm cool NENVER sage my thread again or I will post a picture of your penis (small)
Mason Hall
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Carter Ross
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Parker Perez
Do you want a picture of my penis too? Not gay or anything just for datamining purposes…
Carter Bennett
My dick is 4 inches flaccid. Too bad I'm a manlet.
Lincoln Anderson
I dare you, faggot. Probably a picture of your dick.
Liam Cox
Prove it
Parker Howard
It was only last year, wasn't it?
Jose Russell
meant for fug
Blake Brown
dsyomnia exposed
Camden Diaz
Dysnomia is a Mexican manlet with a chode dick
Nolan Barnes
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Jaxson Lopez
IRL dysnomia is a trap, he will never admit it to Holla Forums though.
Lucas Gray
The retard has already posted his face, on multiple occasions. He would never be passable.
Anthony Howard
dude you literately just made this guy cry what the fuck is wrong with you ill have you know you have been reported for bullying
Liam Lopez
yeah but the first time I was wearing a mask and the 2nd time I was disguised as a Jew, and I deleted both images right after uploading. did you save them? :^) post them if you got them cause I deleted
Kevin Allen
I didn't say posted them here on multiple occasions I had meant more generally.I don't have them on this computer, sorry bb
Jeremiah Hall
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Dominic Diaz
Oh. Those are over 7 years old, sorry bae.
Wyatt White
Hey mikubomber stop lurking already
Camden Perez
Thx. I'll take that as a compliment that I don't look girly.
David Hall
I wouldn't be so certain.
Dominic Phillips
sorry for putting sage on your thread fuctheluc. *rests at binfore*
Brayden Brown
I would. Don't take pictures of myself.
Nathan Kelly
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Blake Sanchez
Even for that little rp group you had?
Daniel Mitchell
Absolutely not, even for them. I refus to give pictures, names, or addresses. etc. The only thing I make known is that I am AMERICAN which is why I was upset that fugthelug would compromise anything beyond that. Probably serves me right for leaving a username trail though.
Isaiah Jones
*quotes you*
Brandon Young
If my memory serves, you had sent pictures of yourself with a normal smile then a goofy expression to our skype group by mistake, and had meant it for the rp group. My memory is just failing me, right?
Josiah Peterson
You must have me mistaken for another person. I hate the skype program and I refuse to use it, actually, same for any vid/voice chat programs. I refuse to install them.
Wyatt Allen
Gotcha.
Wyatt Powell
doxing you is super easy, even funnier you said it couldn't be done. kids in the audience, try it yourself, it takes like 30 minutes on jewgle, here's some shit to get you started
but have you really appreciated it? I have listened to it 5 times so far
Dominic Bennett
Eh, what can he do with a name/decade old photos and an old address.
not much really tbh.
William Lopez
I kind of miss shitposting on /x/. :(
Wyatt Fisher
test
Christian Wilson
I see it used on other boards too and one on /g/ in 2010. I can't remember what it is
Ryan Hernandez
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Brody Ramirez
123
Liam Johnson
2
Hunter Price
testest
Luke Kelly
just fyi that image has no contest and appears inane
Ryan Wood
*joins ur IRC*
sup nigger
James Rivera
I can't figure it out. it's not any of the following: xaithas zyx404 tripfag tripcode test
trip
i give up
Nathaniel Martinez
What did he mean by this
Justin Gray
Who has this many tripcodes christ
maybe your dumb
bye cunts, I have work
John Roberts
context*
i mean, how is anyone supposed to know that zyx404 = dysnomia when there isn't proof on the image? it's an old chatlog from an abandoned username
people would actually have to dig around and even then they would only be able to link zyx404 to xaithas, not dysnomia unless they really lurked here that often.
they were just random phrases becuase the trip is one that seems to appear often.
you die if you work.
Brody Garcia
I thought your job was datamining
Camden Reed
clearly he is going off to brush up on his skills.
Jordan Diaz
Sometimes I like to pretend that fugthelug is actually a really cute stalker girl.
Probably not though.
Camden Williams
That would be so hot
Michael Long
it would.
Brody Wilson
drawfags have a higher likelihood of being girls since most artists are girls plus 'he' types like a girl in that tumblr sort of way if you know what I'm talking about I'm not implying anything though…
Evan Reyes
That would explain why she wants to dysnomia's penis to.
Lincoln Green
Why even live?
Austin Gutierrez
Damn.
Jacob Bell
Fugthelug is now a confirmed cute stalker girl. Everyone address her appropriately from now on.
Caleb Anderson
Will you post your tits fug-chan?
Dominic Richardson
You guys are making me sweaty.
Jayden Jackson
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Justin Gutierrez
What if she has potato face? That would be cute.
Aiden Smith
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Hudson Fisher
I don't mind as long as she isn't 100% flat
shape > size
I might not a potato.
Christopher Ortiz
That's ME you dingus.
Jaxson Clark
Dammit.
Charles Mitchell
Can Z1 and makaposter also pretend to be cute girls? It would make this site a lot more enjoyable.
Gabriel Powell
Maybe Dysnomia is a girl to.
Nathaniel Harris
That would mean I'd have to get back to avatarfagging in earnest.
Samuel Reyes
I'd have to be a little tsundre to avoid erp.
Christopher Sanders
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Ryan Thomas
Only fugthelug would know.
Jayden King
Fugthelug isn't a cute enough name for a girl. It should be something like fuggy of fug-chan.
Austin Hill
Maybe he's gay.
Nolan Myers
or maybe him and dysnomia are girls and SHE'S gay…
Christopher Jenkins
What if they're both girls with dicks and they're both bi?
Joseph Anderson
At work already fugthelug? Shouldn't you be inproving thos datamine bugs and not shitposting on korean forums?
Ethan Torres
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Carson Cox
yea, well if they both had dicks and they were both girls it would be straight.
Fugthelug has nice big tits. I already imagined them so it must be true.
Sebastian Watson
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Aiden Myers
I WANT TO SEE THEM
Leo Evans
bumping for fugthelug chest.
Nathan Fisher
What fugthelug is a loli?
Robert Bennett
Sage to keep fuggys purity intact
Benjamin Morales
No. She's just flat chested. A pure maiden. A crazy datamining maiden.
Christopher Rogers
You stupid DUMBASS . You really think someone with lug in their name would be flat chested?
Mason Sanders
she is a pure crazy flat chested autistic maiden with a thick assume.
finally the tomato I have been seeking for appears before me
Joshua Turner
You think anyone who posts on the internet all day is anything other than flat chested? other than dyssorry buddy
Jaxon Thompson
I'm swole lad
Adam Parker
You think you're hot shit don't you? She only pretends to like you to get BO. You're just stepping stones on her conquest for power, no one could ever love your Mexican manlet ass. Your tiny chode dick couldn't satisfy a rock let alone a busty babe like fugthelug.
Christian Ross
fugthylug I beseech the. post thou flat bossom
Grayson Brown
bump for flat
Gavin Lee
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Joshua Garcia
Don't listen to that liar. She's flat.
Jayden Barnes
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Chase Gray
Why do you balls smell like my father's farts?
Owen Perry
Fugthelug, our flat chested godess.
Leo Gutierrez
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Anthony Hernandez
Inb4 this is just a plan to garner support so fug can takeover as BO. What if we have been rused this entire time?
Henry Turner
Don't ruin my dreams this early.
Xavier Cooper
I don't think small cute girls are capable of making big decisions. My job is inportant and I wouldn't give it up.
Josiah Evans
Would it kill you people to stop being gay for five minutes?
Gavin Fisher
It's not gay if it's a girl.
Adam Bennett
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Grayson Reyes
Get with the times old man.
Luis Gray
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Levi Thomas
♂Make♂me♂cum♂
Jayden Diaz
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Elijah Mitchell
That wasn't me you retard
Colton Collins
Wew.
Henry Robinson
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Evan Baker
And your explanation for fetishizing a man on the internet is?