Gf gave me this last night for v day

Is this a good gift or a bad one guys? I think it pretty neat and kinda sweet of her to get this made for me. Also, am I tempting fate to keep my flash drive full of cp in it?

If there are any other non-incels around who got something noteworthy post it ITT.

Why would she get you an inflatable loli doll?

Cuz she's a feminist who doesn't kinkshame or demonize male sexuality.

Gonna need a time stamp m8

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nigger, go to fucking bed.

Got yourself a pretty neat gf there, OP. I wish my mum got me presents too

I did already, I'm up early.

Was there any cee pee on the flash drive?

Yeah it's load with it.

pretty neat. how long did that take to print?

I don't know, she had a co-worker do it.

that's pretty cute

post the nudes

Nope. Maybe when she pisses me off, but not when she just did nice stuff for me.

Does she know what Holla Forums is? Does she think you're a pedo?

crop her face you buttmunch

Yeah she'll look over my shoulder sometimes. Naw she doesn't suspect me oh being a pedo.

Fuck off, post your girl first. I promise I'll reciprocate if there is a timestamp.

wow she really loves you
she also has a real good aesthetic taste
plow her vagina until remixed copies of you two pop out
at least 3

Funny you'd say that as we had a scare last month. Thank god it was a false alarm as we'd be shit parents.

you write like a toddler

u r askin 4 a ban boi.
cool 3d print tho

Thanks :^)

Why does your girlfriend know you post here

Like I said when she's bored she looks over my shoulder. I made her a degenerate like me over time.

user, I have this sneaking suspicion that you're actually autistic and made this thing yourself

I wish that were true. Actually no, I'm glad she made it.

Uh huh, you keep saying this but there's still no proofs.

The heartbreaking thing about this OP is that you like this site enough that you'd want something IRL with its logo on it.

What proof can I give? she ain't gonna have her pic posted here.

:^(

Post timestamped feminine dick of hers

She's not a trap.

Thats disappointing. Dump her

Naw she has her positive traits. No dick tho, sadly.

This isn't wizardchan.

You know, I thought I would be a shit parent too. It turns out, all you need to do is keep them alive and make sure they know you love them.

HAHAHAHA
she's a keeper (^:

Poor guy. I think she gave him a few bucks to make it actually.

Well maybe someday, but I'm glad to put it off for a bit longer.

wew lad
So why did you make this thread then?

A true Holla Forumstard.

Quality thread.

To show the Holla Forums custom swag. Also those aren't the rules, I'm not claiming to be female. Doesn't even really matter that it was a gift from her, just wanted to show the box.

Thanks.

Sad

Buy some now!
Jim has the details.

the longer you put it off the less healthy her eggs will be
all her eggs genetic data was made before her birth, it literally only goes downhill after puberty and your risk of fucked up kids is like 1/30 at age 35 first time mother and like 1 in 15 in the next few years if she can still getpregnant after 40

I don't think I want kids though. If it happens, it happens. Otherwise no kids for us.