The pony bread is here

OP is too sexual.
0/10 thread wouldn't even shitpost here.

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dafug u on about rose

As both a victim and perpetrator of rape, I cannot stand for this.

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itt

… did you have bad experiences being kissed when growing up? you can tell us

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youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI

Through the gates of hell
As we make our way to heaven
Through the nazi line
Primo Victoria.

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eating is for the weak

wearing sock is for the weak

>SOME RV JUST WENT INTO THE RANCH WHO DAFUQ IS IT D:<
youtube.com/watch?v=laELhSkm44o
how unobservant can you fucking get

eat something!
you can't keep starving yourself like some suburban white bitch.

Earth would be a better place if Travis was president of the world.

lies and slander.

Grr

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don't tempt me sir.

:/

Travis would fix all the problems of the world.

am I wrong?

yes.. it means it's not gonna be cold anymore.. that super suks, it hardly ever got below 70 here for more than a week :(

I'm not a white bitch.

fuck you it snowed a fucking foot overnight.
and it's still coming down than the law on a skittle savvy nigger out there.

the temp can raise all it wants to.

medicaldaily.com/drunkorexics-swap-food-binge-drinking-lose-weight-what-are-dangers-329310

bitch, you're getting to be more of a thot than me.

Stop

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The first big problem that needs to be solved is TwiliHaze. Where is that faggot? He must be purged for the greater good or something like that.

I'm not wrong.

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stop

I really hope he an heros live streaming some day

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Me too. That would be great.

I forgot a word or two, but the paint is still the same.

overnight trip probably won't be fun

I would make many Travises of it, and a huge faggot would be gone. I might be so happy that I would be crying tears of joy. Sucks that recent an hero attempts were on cuckchan

Twilihaze poster > actual Twilihaze

Yeah. I hope he comes back soon.

twilihaze was a saint!

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me this morning lm,oa

Same, hopefully he an heros live. Or at the very least posts another picture of his fugly face that I can Travis.

Yeah. Great work on these by the way.

Thanks fam, I try

Feel up to making a few more?

steam maybe

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would you live in that house if they let you, free rent, but you can't paint it and you were smack dab in the center of a right wing christian neighborhood

Go ahead and post some travis material. I'm
about to go to a store for a bit, shouldn't take more than 45 min though.

Ok thanks user.

Yes. I would.

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Yeah, as long as I have privacy, internet, don't have to pray, and nobody talks to me

*kissu*

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Why does Rarity get me so hard

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You have patrician-tier taste, rara-poster.

I c wut u did thar, but no I'm not them.

howdy

?

She's hot

It sounded like they were referring to a certain rara poster, who hasn't posted here in a while

thread needs more yellow quiet

Did I imply something?

Tetra?

god rest her soul.

That question mark made me wonder if you did.

No, Plebian.

this tbh

yis

huh?

who what where?

I meant here

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Oh!
No, that's just my way of replying with an image if I have to write text for another poster in the same post…I've been doing it for years so guess I'm just used to it.

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oh no.
nonono.
it was a joke. you know, she hasn't been around so she must be dead.

sorry for alarming.

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sorry we're a bit jumpy about that stuff

dont post flutterleud you might scare skitty

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I understand. sorry about that.

no worries Roseroo!

Is rarilewd ok then?

I know the joke, but given the recent events one can really take the "news" the wrong way.

well why not?

poni is never for sexual

yep. should have taken that into consideration.

tetra and I were never really close, so I'd be the last one coming here with news on her.

Poni is always for sexual, faget

Oh well,
How are you anyways?

Who are you kidding, they were made to be dicked by me

tetra was in here a few weeks ago. she had just been released from jail and was struggling with heroin addiction. so she's fine.

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I'm alright. been shoveling snow almost all day.

how are you, stranger?

oh shit. I had no idea.

SIEG HEIL

apparently she got out early so there was no one to pick her up. picking someone up from jail is like picking them up from the airport x1000.

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hi

damn.
she didn't get a phone call?

Soup?

We should all gather in a circle somewhere and fuckin sing kumbaya

phone call stuff is only BEFORE you get convicted. she got dumped into the cold wearing whatever she had on in court the day they sentenced her.

just deciding if i want to drop some packages off at the store, or put it off until tomorrow. how are you?

thas pretty fukt

im doin purdy good, had a nice breakfast and just chillaxin now, might watch an old Western movie. You should totally put off those packages, its fuckin cold out

shit dude.
that's fuckin cold.

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it's like 50 where i am.

literally. anyway i hope she's doing better now.

mister.

thats not too bad then!

Master*

I have none of those!

how are you feeling today?

You do now.

I'm tired, gonna go to bed soon. I purposely slept very little today so i can do just that

Or not. Friends called me out for a drink, it would be rude to say no.

Laters

aha, resetting is always a bitch.

see ya.

#notmywaifu

have fun poni poni~

weather here tends to be unpredictable.

see you later

CaNoN, get poni

poni!

at least we didnt all die in that snowstorm!

I would, but I got excel files to do ;-;

that fucking bullshit caused everyone in town to panic and got me stuck in traffic for hours. and of course i was working out on the total opposite side of the city from where i live.

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better than that time we all died in a hurricane

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i miss living in a coastal area where all the normies freak out and leave during the storms. then you can tear ass around town and fuck up people's yards without being arrested.

holy fucking shit.
if it could snow and not immediately freeze into solid chunks of ice, that would be nice.

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that sounds like fun!

not when you're trying to disect a block of ice with a plastic shovel meant for pushing snow. instead of picking up and tossing it.

man can evolve past the need for law enforcement. the only law is the law of the storm. which is not to stand near sharpened bits of sheet metal.

I thought the only law was two men enter one man leaves?

Howdy, horsefuckers.

then later the second man leaves, after being declared the winner!

fuckin' modern thunderdome. no one ever won by disqualification before they started these new namby pamby rules to prevent concussions. I remember when the game was PURE and BEAUTIFUL

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just fuckin elbow drop the thing.

hi

I wonder if you can make vodka out of potato chips.

How goes it, Smokey?

naw, the salt on them would kill the fermentation

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i'm good, just procrastinating on my day off. how are you?

I'm tired, had an early day at work and now I just wish I had a soft mom to cuddle up to.

fuck.

What's an elbow?

it's an alternative rock band.

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how did I miss that?

you must atone for your sins
how will you do so?

hunt down the original and replace it.

good plan

i look forward to the results, dat booty is fine

damn fine!
that ass has me inspired and shit!

G'day Holla Forumsread

heya Rap!

'sup rappy?

How're you two?

Am back.

Hiya Rap!!!

How're you?

G'day Canon, how's it going?

poni back! Had fun?

exhausted.
but fuck, it's saturday!

how was it?

Goin to bed soon

Yeah, it was good. Found out my brother got a 3D printer, he was gonna tell me when he finished calibrating it, but now it's too late. I'll hog the printing time as much as i can

Did you go poni yourself like i told you to?

Twas good!

Why exhausted?

Sleep is always the best option

Also I've a ton of new luna if I can find her

It's going well, had dinner, chillin, also working on another project where I gotta make excel worksheets for a formula to use quick in calculations…kind of annoying though
also tomorrow I'm going with my family to my capital so that should be fun

how bout u? :3

Now you can print all the poni you desire!

I didn't have to do much, this projects are blocking all the fun I could potentially have!

Thx Rap! always appreciate it!

that's good~

it snowed like a mad cunt today.
and guess who has one thumb and shoveled all day?

this guy!

im doin good, howabout you?

yay time to poni poni

I'll be printing board game figurines instead. I don't like people irl to know i like poni :o

You're good. Why no respondy on steam

Time to sleep sleep

oops. sorry.
I'm getting used to using pidgin for this.

awww goodnight then

I'm tired and just trying to relax for a while today haha.
sounds like you have fun planned out though~

Why one thumb?

I'm alright

if I told everyone I had two, they'd get the impression I was rich.

righto

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where did everyone head off to?

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Holla Forums went down for a while

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lol. did it?
I didn't even notice. lol.

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kek, I figured that out :P

so..tired..need sleeps, nighty all!

finally after all these years, i have a mate for my mr potatohead. she's a mrs potatohead but she can also identify as a male potato.

ah well.
it's saturday. they're probably out socializing. ;~;

youtu.be/dAAUD7jtFas?t=1m30s

The shitposter holocaust has begun.

sleep well.

a potato can be a man, or a woman.
they're good fruit nam.

Poor potato man, can't find anything other than a fat non binary looser dyke to hook up with.

entirely possible

gnight Canon

mmmm baked potatoes….

ooh another metokur video is out?
nice

vegetable

i have the rare 1980s edition potatohead that came with a pipe. they later stopped including the pipe during the crack epidemic of the 90s.

yup

I never knew that honestly.

the first mr potatohead was just the face parts and you had to supply your own potato.

Sleep tight, moon lover.

Yeah, Metokur is back for now. How many more videos until he quits again?

That I did know haha

or is Banned from all soc-media

what?

but at least I have you.

At least until I'm dead

So, how're you doing, Raptor?

aw come on mang.
that's too depressing to think about!

potatoes are vegetables, not fruits.

lots i hope

where is skitty and why isn't he sucking at least one person off right now?

I'm from idaho, I think I know what I'm saying.

Guts knotted painfully from anxiety.
don't know why.

Sorry Rosey~

Well, that sucks. Try some alcohol?

I hope so too. How's it hanging?

it's ok.
just, wait until it happens through natural causes mang. it's not a race!

does irish count as black?

yes

have non available.
I think maybe it's in part that I'm legitimately broke with no money for the next 5 weeks.

what if a monkey decides to stab me for me smokes?
What then?

Potato nigger>african nigger

Fuck, what happened?

I hope you have a good lawyer.

noted.

I have to pay for car rego, some repayment in tax, and my cc.
~4 grand in total.

dang it im.drunk
shouldn't have taken that last ahot

That is a BOOOOOOTIFUL poni

suck a dick. that will sober you up.

incest is bad

you need to stop.

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This

Well fuck, I wish you good luck.

Wrong.

I should
but I'm in the middle of a drinking game

MECH OF

not if you have a sexy mom.
or dad. I don't judge.

not to piss on your pizza, but you should probably forfeit.

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I honestly don't know what to say when I talk to you
so I'll just nod n smile

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stay safe, faggot.

I don't know if I want to like
be close to you

go for it man.
just don't drown in your vomit.

I don't like not being close to you but I shl8odnt

I got that the last time you said it.

sorry

just stay safe mang.

I'm off to go drink with the fam. you know where yo reach me.

I won't

I hate peoplle.suxk

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I think I'm sad

i'm good. sorry i missed your post. i had to go to the store.

rose tattoo is njce

song

I have onl a very few new chryssalis'

potatoes are botanically classed as vegetables. your dirt-grubbing idaho science teachers probably didn't know better.

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No need to be sorry, it's all good. What'd you get?

Please do share, bugmom is cute.

I ain't winning no one over I wear it just for you

i had to get fresh shit dirt for my cat, also i was out of soup. loaded up on sodas and beef jerky too. i like store brand citrus soda with my rot-gut tequila. it's like a bubbly margarita.

kek

hello Holla Forumsread

wrong image

kek. That image was still funny.

What up, Princess?

hello tiny friend

also true

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Hey there, Maud-user. How're you?

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maudian

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heya Skitty!

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Heya Dissy!

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hey Skitty do you ever cook with chorizo?

no, it's kind of gross..

ah ok, well shit. I was going to ask if you knew a good brand. Do you eat any sausage at all?

yeah… i really just get whatever brand of it from the store, I can't even recall any brands. funnily enough one brand i picked up once had a shirtless black guy in a black cowboy hat and i was like what the fuuuck, very suggestive so i took that one kek

huh…. Im almost scared to ask, but how did that taste? haha

Hey Skits

trips?

I'm back.
but drunk.
brank.

DRANK!

pretty good

hello sir

you got it nigga.
way to stay on your a-game.

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nice meme

I kinda want to drink today but meh.. I cannot find a good reason to.

everything is random, nothing happens for a reason.

one moment you could be having fun, the next your friend shoots you by accident. it's a scary world.

How're you?
I still feel poorly for last night

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sorry.
my mom's boyfriend was telling one of his drunk stories.

Isn't that what makes it all the more beautiful? Always something a little different!

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Bad Reecey! Dont call trips unless you're sure to get them!

Noice. I like cooking with chorizo, or andouille too!

yeeeeeeeeeaj

it's a good reason to drink.

what's the point?

ye,

pshh
raptor plz
what's up
im playing wot

Today I found out the store I work in for day shift sells a teddy bear that hugs you back.
IT HUGS YOU BACK ROSE!

It's a robot. Robots do not feel.
I'm sorry Aku.

what the fuck how?
they shouldn't be playing god like that.

I'm making a firm decision to to some things differently to help improve my mindset.

like take extra hours at work and stuff, already manage to steal 8 hours someone didn't want for the 28th.
That's 200 bucks man, like, I need that, and I think that, despite not wanting to work due to needing time for uni and other things, it'll be good for me

Nah, it had a weighted head, so when you hug it, it's weight rests on your shoulder so it feels like the bear is hugging you.

We only have one, and there's ten people who want it, three work in the store.

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a robot that can hug is a robot that can strangle.

if you want to get all political about it.

LMFAO

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Oh, cool. Extra money is always good, especially if you're not sure how you'd spend the time anyway.. I'd do it..

tbh it's part of the reason I'm spending so much time talking to nick about stockmarket stuff and studying there of.
I really need to find extra sources of income where I can where possible.
and if I can earn a few extra dollars a week trading Imma do it.

gaaaay~~

My vacuum cleaner stopped working.. What great timing, I was about to prepare my room and need something to clean the ectoplasm off the walls after the ritual is done, and now I can't even find my pentagram.

Hugging panda is not for strangle!

I'm drunk enough to say.

I'm in love with skitty!

Im making barabacoa tomorrow~

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now won't cha
barracuda!

i would cuddle you real hard

probably just needs a new belt. easy fix.

fucking rum man.
what the fuck is rum? doesn't it molasses or somethibng?

I thought it was like pirate piss.

and fondle me~

lol you're taking the memes too far

I typically leave it in a crockpot overnight on a low setting, how do you make yours? It's really good but takes so long to make..

well sure!

I'd be careful with that. I think you've heard most people lose money with that than make it. I think.

I'd drink some piss.
if it were slcoholic.

I justy really want your attention, but too retarded to keep it.

thats about what I do, im putting it in the crockpot tomorrow morning and letting it cook all day.
God damn mexican food is awesome, so are mexican boys.

teehee gaaaay :3

*kissu*

If you have the Moriah Knife you can make a new pentagram easy enough

You're gross.

*grinds against u~

I'm smashed.
and joking.

sorry if I offend.

So what are you drinking? I heard something about rum and molasses, which is funny because now you're in more trouble than a june bug in molasses.

heh, fleur pls

You can't honestly say you've never stepped int a warm shower and had the urge to pee immediately when your hands touch that warm water, so you cup your hands and pee into them, bring it up to your face and catch a whiff and drink a little, then let it pour down on your chest and step back into the warm water.

Fleur is a lewdo

I'm getting a bottle of malibu for my b-day.

I've had a bottle of mike's limeaid, a glass of red berr (coors and tomato juice) 3 shots of vodka, three jello shots, and two vodka and sodas (each a shot that I didn't tally in the last part.)

I've had a lot. but I'm barwely shkmashked

probvablt.
I'm just not up for it.

Oh is it your birthday soon?

but its true, they're cuuute

am noooooot

You're not near gone enough.

Ok then

it's a month away.
probably a day I won't be here. just a learned behavior.

Seee, right there

the face of a lewdo!!!

4u

yeah 90% of people.

willing to send nudes to yo. over steam.
jkjk

yes pls
jkjk

local10.com/news/weird-news/teacher-who-shot-water-gun-at-video-of-trump-gets-suspended

my sides

nuu uhh

fvml

Lol, how're you?

Yup, a slutty trap!

I really wnt overboard.
but its fine~

how are you babe?

yeah because all us tankers just can't stop gettin da poosy rite, they know us so well

[muffled crying noises]

naaaaa

cause he hates me now

If a Tiger II tank won't get you hard, then what will?
INTRODUCING THE NEW VIAGRA PILL, THE TANKER!
It'll make your member be harder than the front of a tank destroyer with the penetration to match!

lmfao

interesting how they chose to show viagra instead of anything else.. weird.. it's not just me, everyone who plays the game gets that add

overboard?
on what?

So I started drinking a bit and decided to play a game called SOMA, I couldn't fuggin finish the game cause I was trapped in a maze with a fat naked guy with a huge cock that tries to hug you when he see's you and the screen starts to violently vibrate and white noise floods the speakers
I'm not sure why I thought it was a good idea to start playing this after I started drinking, nearly had a fuckin stroke

LOL
so fat naked guys chasing you with hard ons that finally catch you is your fetish is it?

what's really fucked up is if you try to hid in one of the rooms, you can slide doors open with the mouse, but if he knows you're in there he'll just stand outside the door and slowly slide it open so you have to stay there sliding it back shut every time he creeps it open, if you do it fast enough he doesn't open it and he will get bored and walk away

i played SOMA before

didn't like it

nothing.
never mind.
I'll talk to you tomorrow rappy.
many love.

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hmmmm a wild fleur is humping my leg! better pet its head!

I bet I could lewd Fleur whenever I wanted

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it's pretty spookie isnit

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Wew doesn't get much worse than this

what if we were amphibious? and could just decide to live underwater or on land interchangeably with no real issues to our bodies if we decided to stay in the ocean or on land for a prolonged duration. Where would you spend most of your time? This is assuming we had neighborhoods and cities in the oceans so you could just move to one like nothing..

Those climate models are a little eh

but still
orbital infrastructure

The Sky.
Can you imagine the surprise on your neighoburs face when your body impacts on the pavement outside their place after falling 30 000 feet?
Priceless!

We're all doomed! DOOOOMMEEEDD!
But yeah hows you cato?

teehee maaaaybe~

youtube.com/watch?v=RlkIfOjsaQs

youtube.com/watch?v=kLorYphGNek

we will survive in space!!!!

Drinking and stuff!

Hah, score!

You dont even need a reason~

i liked the game amnesia, i think it was made by the same people

it's a lot scarier

You know, as a fan of the movie mad max I can't help but think how this news basically means I might get to live in an actual dystopian anarchist paradise, so you're telling me one day I'll get to be Nux and huff spraypaint in my badass fucking death car and you might get to witness me while I scream TO VALHALLA!! fuckin sick bruh

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that wasn't an option but I see where you're coming from/

Lol you watched it?

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very good

Anyone ever sit down and think that a lot of laws were made cause they know black ppl would break them eventually and it's probably worked and why black ppl make the majority of prisoners in prison, that way they're basically kept in like a farm and you can do whatever you want with them cause they're criminals, so they abolished arbitrary slavery but secretly kept it in place so they can do shit like this reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-inmates-idUSKBN14P1N7
fuggin genious

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why wouldnt I?!

I seriously wish i was another person or someone who is actually worth a damn I'm sick of everything going to shit because i'm terrible piece of shit who has nothing positive to show for myself

Where did time go? ;_;

youre a good person and a nice pony poster, Mira

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This should still be a banner tbh

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they also make laws to keep blacks from voting due to felony convictions. and then create a culture of law breaking and ignorance that guarantees fresh meat for the prison industrial complex. blacks follow it because they will go along with anything they perceive as being popular with the herd. just have to have a few highly paid nigger shills, your athletes and rappers, and young blacks will strive to emulate everything they do, right down to the jail time just for "street cred".

i'm willing to bet the government planted the dumb idea of gangstas holding their guns sideways just to make sure cops get shot less, and innocent bystanders in the hood get shot more whenever a nigger criminal starts blasting.

:3

teehee just askin~

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let's do lewd things now

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long as theres someone to pick all that cotton

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T-Thanks for noticing me, Senpai

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kek, I remember reading you mention that like 2 days ago. about the gun thing. if that wasn't all intentional than I guess things just sorta fall in place in the grand scale of things huh

*does lewds

soo ghey~

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oh come on, is that the best you've got?

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mmm, teehee im versi~

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I have no idea what that means!

and they produce inferior quality goods, for example defective wiring and unsafe helmets were supplied to our troops overseas. both products of prison labor. the niggers are good for stamping license plates and that's about it.

the thing about blacks that makes them susceptible to this type of suggestion is something you may not realize about them. american blacks have no lineage. like, i bet you know all about your family's history. i certainly can tell you about mine, in fact i can trace it back a thousand years.

niggers can't do that. there was no african empire that america conquered. it was just a bunch of tribes warring with and eating each other. they sold themselves into slavery, and they keep themselves in slavery through the same type of ignorance. so to ask the average black about his history, you get a lot of nonsense about half understood african tribal shit they've read in books. but these tribes didn't keep records. so the path kind of goes dead there. it's depressing when you can only trace your roots back as far as slavery. or so i'm told, often.

what this creates is a void, and it's what leads to a lot of the popular stereotypes being proliferated. and who do you think creates those stereotypes? the same people who have kept them in chains for hundreds of years.

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I would be proud to be related to the strongest, hardest working slave of all time.

oh look…. discord is invading again

how unpredictable

asd

I give and take~

That is just how it should be~

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I notice every shitposter

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*i touch ur butt softly*

and digging ditches, dont forget that! and also prison rape! and what would the aryan nation have to do in prison without nignogs?

he's more interesting now than he ever was before, though that isnt saying a lot

So much potential

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I feel better i just needed time
/hug

lewd~

you'd think they would see it that way, but they don't. essentially slavery was the world's longest running eugenics program, but we didn't exactly select for book smarts.

teehee ur cute

leewd~

time and a hug can fix a lot *huggu*

yeah, and?

I might just believe that, only because it's you

its making me lewd

Good~

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do you have girl on girl ^_^

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Why do "horsefamous people" (people that are well known in the mlp fandom) Distance themselves from clop yet want their OCs in porn?
I recently just saw some fucker that interveiwed the shows creator, then a few hours after his interveiw he uploaded porn of his OC on derpibooru….

Then guess what. He didn't want anybody besides his friends to know whos OC that was.

Not much
my lewd folder is just full of things that I do lewd things to

You promised!

it still makes me feel really lewd ;~;

What did I promise?

It's un beleivable how retarded some of these faggots are,

Is that bad?

That we would try out my new..

new what?
I don't follow I'm sorry~

really?

no

I was quoting the video~

Really.

Perfect!

Then got the boot on his channel for mentioning it. Unfuckin beleivable.

Oh, lol, sorry :P
I was lost~

yeah.. I do know a bit more about my linage than most of my relatives, mostly cause I was curious to look into it and I'm not sure but I'm pretty much a mut with lineage from a lot of different places.. seems my family had a thing for interloping and now I'm here.

95

teehee why dont u have a bf yet….

Lewd stuff?

how do i make this better

the warp-warp noises early on are too fast.

try half a beat longer

you should remember your own post!

Because I am SUPER lame!

Some

I posted it for you!
I've not seen that webm in yonks~

kek
it's just like a 15 second loop I made

i'm descended from a variety of famously zealous peoples.

i think it's good to know a bit about one's roots. not all of our ancestors met a happy end, but the fact that we exist vindicates their struggles.

Sounds lie a lie.

yeah, sounds better, see?

It is a good webm

I love saltyicecream

I would never

Story of my life!

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That's the only thing of his I know about tbh

i think this is the only loop of that i really like

I don't believe you but I'm drinking so who knows.

He makes a lot of gifs

but I like ricegnat better

My drinking is better than yours

Yeah, it's pretty good

What's he made?

dropjiffy.com/f/LMTDOSVO
dropjiffy.com/f/12SNDTAU
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You have a good job and are cute, how is this possible?

Only if you're drinking cum!
What're you drinking though?

all of these characters

What youve been posting??

If only I were cute~

Turkies!

the past couple posts, yeah

Turkies are birds, you can't drink those.

Fair enough

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I like his OC specifically

what are these honeypot tier links

so.. h-how zealous are you?

teehee u just want a cute butt to plow~

I'll pass

What're your favourite pieces?

don't click this pic it's cp

reported to trump himself

This looks illegal

fairly. i did fight a years long war against internet moderators because they said i couldn't post a cartoon horse, after all. there's a lot of variety in my bloodline, but one constant thing is that we've never much liked folks telling us what to do.

Isn't that why I'm talking to you?

That's a hard one, most of them are good

I have that issue too :P
Post your favourite(s) then :3

But did your ancestors drink mead?

they sure as fuck did. and chopped motherfuckers with broadswords.

Am doing~

where to find cheap midi keyboard so i don't have to click all the buttons to place the right notes in this chit
i made this last year jfc its been so long

the zeal of Leader is unquestioned!

Just questionable, nothing illegal
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If that type of stuff was illegal. I would've been v& when I was a kid.

Good~

Hell yeah!

u want dat fleur booty~

kek, that's what i had in mind when u said that

Mine too!

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Is that a problem?

nope :3

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plz no report

m-may i post anime pictures too?

sure~

I'm not reporting you, mostly because I don't care.

another time, in the pre pony era, i was a photoshop artist on a news discussion site. we had competitions, but it was more of a gentleman's sport. nobody shit talked or badmouthed other's work.

then some troll appeared, from another site and tried to get lulz off us. he set himself up as a critic of sorts, and because he couldn't get away with badmouthing anyone on our site, he set up his very own blog to make fun of us. so i created a counter-troll parody blog that made fun of him, and kept it going for years. unmasked him, doxed him and tracked him all over the web to expose him as the skunk he was. he was a much older man, and every time i clash with my little click of haters i can't help but feel like i'm passing the torch of trolling to a new generation. and believe me, they can use the practice from what i've seen.

they may have met on the battlefield. i hope they were on the same side.

Too bad the Fleur disappeared~

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oh…. that's all i have sorry

plz forgive

No! Bad Reece! only post yellow quiet!

I'm sure they fought well either way.

aaand I'm sleepy

What does NatSoc stand for?

Sleep with me

was it that place called somethingaweful? that you now like need a subscription or need to pay money to become a member or something? I think i remember you talked about coming from there to 4chan when you met us like 8 years after that
believe it or not but i do recall that story, you told me like 2 years ago about that lol, the blog thing, but i just vaguely recall it .. i think you mentioned it back on 4chan before here

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Natalie Socrates

ohh my, i ever visit and u may never let me leave~

Not contributing to the cake party m8.
Still ashamed

Damn, I was hoping for something more like NatSci

That'll be easy when I make sure you never want to

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the troll was from somethingawful.
they have competitions but are hardly gentlemen.
i was from fark, which still sort of exists but has been taken over by SJW. my brand of humor is not welcome there any more.

it's funny i told you about that shit before, i must have been drunk then too. it's funny because the whole time i never told the group who i was. a lot of the people were older than me and didn't take too well to either the critic or my own special antics. but i did a few things to redeem myself and then fucked off.

ohh my~

whelp, falling asleep, nini :3

What's that?

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i don't know what kind of soda citrus drop xtreme is supposed to mimic, but it gets you xtremely drunk if you pour enough tequila in it.

fuug, yeah now i remember, you did tell me about fark, I just barely remember this stuff but you did aware me about the blog and those shenanigans im not sure if you remember, but i do.. a little..
i think the only thing i've done that relates to that was become a member of a programming community where the center of attention was a script interpreter a guy was developing, some wow fan who was an autistic savant or something, very, very smart man took over the project back in 08 before I even started internetting, I joined in october 2010 and treid to befriend him then realized he was a turbo douche and i feel really bad for a time i started questioning his political belifes in a chat area exclusive to long time members, after a year i got access to it and saw his rants and saw he was kinda being a cunt with some 3rd world indian dude, i had no business in it but just wanted to see what'd happen if I started to get involved and ppl actually jumped on my side with comments and it drove him to make a site announcement apologizing to everyone, then eventually later he literally quite the place and further development of that scripting language stopped.. I feel like a total douche for that..

Anything gets you drunk if you pour enough tequila in it

your favorite pony is a bad pony.

hi natsoc ^_^

Hi Mira, I'm drinking honey mead.
How're you?

haha, if it was propped up by one guy it must not have been too important of a language. maybe if he hadn't been such a tyrant people would have been more apt to learn and carry on the knowledge. if there's one thing the mod war taught me, it's that no matter how strong you are you can never do it all on your own.

in my case there was a guy who got made fun of, and i tried to stick up for him, but he was autistic or something i guess and thought i was making fun of him too. humor is hard for some people to grasp.

words to live by.

who is your favourite pony and i'll write up a 10 * word essay on why your pony sucks

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i'm fine just relaxing watching videos waiting for my parents to sleep to do certain things ^_^

I am a wise fuccboi

Lewd things?

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i'll drink to that.

Whatcha drinking?

tequila and knock off mtn dew.

little know fact, mtn dew was originally invented to be mixed with whiskey. i like it with tequila because it's like a margarita in a can.

mountain dew is rivaling Oxy for the title of hillbilly heroin lol but damn do i like tequila.

I do feel like a dickhead for that tbh.. I still really do like the guy, in a way that I mean, the guy is fucking smart and learned.. but his political views and opinions were very douchebaggy.. but I guess that's what comes with having a hyper aware and intelligent perspective on life. You probably see things from a different perspective and his views are likely well founded but most others who aren't like them just cannot relate. So those who relates better with me, jumped on my side, and there were more than what related to him, so shit went down and he probably thought we were all fuggin retards and said fuckit and left… now that I recall the only people who did ever try and defend them were other very smart boys, I assumed it might have been due to their relationship and being able to relate to each other for knowing the same stuff so well, but maybe it's just the mode of behavior and perspective these types of smart ppl take on or something…

I know all the ppl who backed it, it was joe, valik, trancexx, john an a few negligible others. But Valik was the hyper intelligent faggot doing most of the work. He just understood the C/C++ so well that when a bug or feature request came in, he was right on it and would implement it in fucking hours. and have it out ASAP. then ppl would test it and ppl like john, trancexx would fix the bugs. nobody else in teh community of a hundred thousand or more could do what he did tbh
but basically it wasn't just his political views that i kinda started getting them on, it was that he'd attack people for being stupid and slow learners.. he habitually attacked people for being idiots and incapable of learning quickly so i started calling him out on that, mentioning that not everyone can really be like him, he was seriously gifted but completely lacked any capacity to tell that others around him weren't that gifted, or in other words, as smart as he was and capable or learning so quickly. so when i started saying that others dug into his posting history and confronted them with a bunch of times he'd pound ppl for peone uninformed on basic stuff relative to C++ or the language in question and he got so mad he actually left… i felt like it was my fault and i stopped showing up too lol.. politics were only involved because its what instigated me to argue with them, back when ron paul was running he said i was an imbecile for being for him and thats where it all started. maybe he was right idunno

Sounds good to me

delicious.

we had a couple of people like that in our group, that were extremely good artists and effortlessly funny, and they didn't like each other's style. so they were constantly at each other's throats. then i came in with my blog, and they thought i was one or the other, it turned them against each other even more and they both left.

it sounds like in your case the group was being dominated by that guy and would have rallied around anyone who talked back. if you hadn't others would have. that's the way things go.

yeah but tbh if i could go back and change things i would have not done that, maybe someone else would, i had seen others call him out but they did so in a way that came off more as just taking on a histrionic mode of behavior towards them for being mean than actually trying to prove a point over why his harsh reticule should be toned down. I tried to explain most ppl just can't be like him and others agreed and that's why they took my side.. because you can't compare to a person like.. and he got all pissed.. i need to find them i still have their emails and stuff.. i wana know what he's doing now lol

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THis reply is an hour and a half late, you are lucky I am still awake

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it's noble for you to have guilt over it, but to me it sounds like the guy had it coming. we're talking about a hobbyist group, and in the end it's not just about the programming but also the community. so a diva who can do it all but won't let others into the zone is hardly an asset. he can go work at NASA if he wants to deal with life and death stuff.

yay for hats

Did you see someone was bitching at Trump for being friends with Vladimir Putin cuz Putin's killed people? Trump was like "We kill people too, we've got lots of killers" HOLY SHIT! That was awesome. Trump gives less than no fucks.

he's a master at playing idiots against themselves. people don't fight trump, they fight a physical manifestation of whatever inner darkness they possess. that's why he's tough a tough adversary.

isnt that how Negaduck came to be and started fucking with Darkwing Duck?

i actually don't know, i never saw darkwing duck.
looked like a cool show but i never caught it.
i loved ducktales though. i'm actually playing ducktales for the NES right now.

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I have an idea. This might be crazy but the plan is to combine these two images

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Sorry Cato~

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ded bread

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go on new conan exile server, see this, what do?

everyone is dead but me

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fuck her right in the pussy

yep rip

G'day

drunk. So far todays been gr8. How's your day going?

yo yo

yes :3

OHAY

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Up and down, mostly good though.

How goes?

How goes?

Just sitting here, not totally sure what to do.
And you?

Considering having more food for dinner.
I'm still very hungry tbh fam.

Still ashamed
What?

The fucking cake party. holy shit I can't breath

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Make sammich

cake party representatives

gib handjob

nop

do it, cunt

You fags better contribute to the cake party

p good

making a shirt for a friend and trying not to fuck it up

how b u

nou

fine, i'll do it. gimme your hand.

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AHHHH FUSDPJFUEPWESAIKRF

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Good luck~

lol

fuckoff assholes why r u doing this

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that ain't me. I didn't even have that pic.

anyhow, since herpy won't gimme a handjob, you'll have to.

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hello sir…

Hello

WHO ARE YOU!

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Your stalker. You should trap again and post pictures of your ass.

nick?

You might be interested in this Skittles, this is why no one here likes abbo's.
This kinda shit.

fuck u

wow r00d

why are you trying to confuse me with nick, you're making me thing you might be them, stop that

I'm not. I thought your were sharing that trip with your boyfriend. Just filter user, faggot.

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Das not me. Hand job now pls?

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who even is that guy?

see

this piucture

ah

Who? Mike Pence "the electric fence"
Mike "like it in the crapper? get it in the zapper" Pence
Mike "if you like men the dial's going ten" pence
Mike "follow god's path or feel Tesla's wrath" pence?

encyclopediadramatica.se/Mike_Pence

give yourself a pat on the back there

Morningrino horsefuckerinos

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also i'm pretty sure you have 3D futa on your computer that you saved unironically so….

If you ever fuck a horse would you mind taking pics and posting them here?

So what?

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it means mike pence is coming for you too

I don't know.

That's better than a no.

1st: I don't put things in my ass.
2nd: I'd probably be a little starstruck.

Why do you want to see pictures of me fucking a horse?

Ice

So, how many of you are ready to join the cake party? I sure am.

what you mean?

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Fap. Why else?

those aren't exclusive.

How about you go fuck a horse first and post pics?

Kek

I'd be like:

I'm too much of a pussy to go anywhere near a large animal. I'm afraid that it would kick me.

Good god that's terrible!