Luke did I ever tell you about the time I fucked your mother? Your father was a good friend

Luke did I ever tell you about the time I fucked your mother? Your father was a good friend.

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Uhhh you don't get to bring friends.

did obi wan seriously fuck padme or is this thread just an ebin meme?

really makes one ponder eh

fires the neurons doesn't it

anakin was blond when he was a kid

Luke was blonde when he was an adult.

Really makes the neurons fire tbh

Obi wan had brown hair though.

They're not my friends.

Sometimes that happens. Different kids inherit different genes from their parents. If one or both parents have a lot of ancestors who are blonde, but aren't blonde themselves, it's not unlikely that their kids will be blonde as well.

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Obi-Wan is actually a redhead, though. Or is supposed to be.

Hair color is weird in Star Wars. Anakin is supposed to be blond, but his hair is depicted as brown most of the time and Obi-Wan is a redhead but looks blond pretty much everywhere he appears.

If its a white guy cucking a black guy is it reverse cucking or is it still cucking?

Spoilers /pol makes another thread about their desire to be cucked by literally anybody.

News at 11!

what's that?

A boogeyman that he cries about on /sudo/

Go home cenk you're drunk…

Really makes my midichlorians ruin all magic and wonder

Star Wars is Holla Forums now?

yes it is drumpfturd

Seeing chink wigger's face pisses me off so much.