Favorite Alcoholic Drink

m8, you just went full Cyka. You never go full Cyka.

four lokos

what the hell is that, a pre-prepared russian energy/alcoholic beverage?

oh god

russia

occasional manicure is nice, sure. not a fan of white wine though

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Why do you think the Russian gopniks are all batshit insane?

carlsberg.

Cheap and will get you fucked up as quick as you like. This is my go to.

A well-made Black Russian (which they usually never are as barmen usually fuck it up) is a nice one to have on a night out when you are talking to people and aren't looking to get fucked up straight away.

Orchard Thieves is a nice choice for pints.

kill yourselves

mainly i just figured it had to do with the fucked up history and culture of the regoin

which was true

but it's always shocking and horrible to see actual details of the abuse these people are subjected to by their post-communist now pro-capitalist government

You fuckers are disgusting. Even cheap wine from walmart tastes better than any of that trash.

so you never had the strength in you to become a man

that's fine by me

but stop whining about it

I see you've never had a proper stout or IPA

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I have forced myself through so many beers at society meeting at university and i just can't get used to the fucking taste. You don't get drunk off it and it tastes like piss; why would you ever drink it?

To be entirely fair, Amerian beers largely are shit.

Now German and Czech beers, that's the good stuff.

there's a difference between beer and american piss

Any recommendations for decent beer then?

homosexual detected. craft beers are for hipsters, the retired, faggits and birthdays.

I'm German so I can't really say whether or not you can get that stuff, but the Czech Breznak is fairly neat. Also, Detmolder Landbier. Or Köstritzer, if you like it a bit more bitter.

Naturally, Faxe in the OP post also does the trick, but bear in mind they sell the stuff in one liter cans.

I cannot tolerate gluten whatsoever, no hate!, and I don't believe in mixing sugar with alcohol, so my choices are somewhat limited; but I am an alcoholic. Not even 9 am and I am on my way to the store to pick up a six-pack of Square Mile Hard Dry Apple Cider and a bottle of Saké (rice wine).

Suzuki Shuzoten
Hideyoshi Flying Pegasus
Medium Dry

This limited edition aged sake is the ultimate sake experience. Semi-dry, with an exceptionally mellow flavor and elegant aroma. The best of the best.

Enjoy this day, alcoholic Holla Forumsros…
You know I will!

are you a child?

Also, so many idiots calling lager beer ITT…

an ultimate beginner beer that is still good is carlsberg

second level of actually good beer is czech stuff like staropramen

then you can get into british ale which in my opinion is among the best, like spitfire or bishops finger etc

bottom shelf vodka master race, reporting in

Only had that once and it tasted like watered down spoiled milk. Did I just pick a poor brand or does it really taste like that?

Mon negri.

no apoligise to the germans

Alcohol is degenerate and I will never let that liquid poison touch my lips as long as I live.

ALL DEM FOKIN KEMIKALS

NO WEY

Water is the only liquid I drink.

I bet you don't even filter it. Enjoy drinking fluoride and becoming a transexual by the time you're 30, you feminized sack of garbage.

then i can see what your soul and heart is made of

There are some brands I can't even stand the smell of! I absolutely hate crap sake, and sadly, most of it is crap. Also, there are three ways to drink it which makes a huge difference in the taste. Chilled (probably best, especially for beginners), room temperature (my favorite), or heated (not for the faint of heart!)
Mainly though, there are loads of different kinds with many flavored all over the map. I prefer the extra dry or dry ones, because, like I said, I do not like sugar in my alcohol! Some people like the sweeter or fruitier ones.
As far as a decent cheap one I often go with Gekkeikan, but you might want to toss it in the freezer for awhile b4 drinking. It won't freeze. It's 16% alcohol. Many go over 20%. I drink the shit every day and I've never felt like shit off it like I have with so many other types of alcohol.
Now, I've REALLY gotta go hit that store!

But I do filter it.

FLUORIDE AIN'T NO JOKE

you sound seriously neurotic on top of the booze dependence. i'm glad i'm not you. in your sober hours, do you also wank to asian porn cartoons?

why? genuine curiosity

Why not? I have no reason to drink anything else.

don't pay attention to a nazi on Holla Forums for gods sake

the blitz didn't go far enough

yes of course, the obvious joke

but i challenge you to find a better ale

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i think the whole idea of trolling has become quite obsolete when we're is such bad shape that we spend time on Holla Forums

pleasure? ever heard of it? it's great by all accounts.
you might find apple juice or, ofc, semen pleasurable to drink.
you also might find that a nocturnal zinc supplement helps you stomach a glass of water with your dry toast and soya paste..

youtu.be/NhkdLHSKo9s

Eggs is very similar to semen and both types of liquid will build your manlyhood.

It will make you a man.

Drink one or another of these liquids.

MASCULINITY WILL ENSUE,

Guinness of course.

NEVER MIX SUGAR & ALCOHOL
Unless you like hangovers.

But no, I do not wank to Asian porn, because I'm not a fucking millennial! I'm actually 50 tbh.

Cat God cant drink
Cat God takes pills that you cant take alcohol with.
Cat God liked snapps pepermint

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Fun thing is I heard they don't even serve that stuff in Ireland. Just hearsay though.

You must admit that this stuff was an incredibly good tool of population control, seeing how many braindead teenagers drank themselves into a coma with it.

You really nailed that Santa hat, dubs doge!
Party On!

yes they serve it. it's like the disneyland of ireland.

I heard they serve real Guinness in Ireland; not this fake shit they pass off as real Guinness in the rest of the world. Is that true? Does it taste way better? Higher alcohol content? What's the deal with Guinness? Is it better in the land of Éire?

Who else appreciates bumwine here?

all is potato. do not believe the propaganda. it's all bogs, rain, priests and potatoes. even the sheep are potato shaped and potato coloured. the women are worse and there are no men left sober.

I would love to try those things.

Unfortunately they are illegal where I live because the government here is caught up in hypocrizy that they don't notice because they are drunk all the time.

OP said:
Is Mad Dog really your drink of choice, user?
Do you feel like you have no other choices maybe?
How about hopping on the Nighttrain, or flying off on some Thunderbird?

But Guinness is still served in Dublin, is it not?

And it is quite a nice drink, is it not?

How does one say in a sentence that this is a nice drink while I in no way stand by a horrible government?

What things do you want to try that are illegal where you live, user?
Legal where I live. WA State reporting in.

Skål.

Pleaae stop expressing yourself like an obviuos agent of the law.

Teonanacatl is a word that has become sacred to me through the years.

Until I find it I will continue to due slowly and horribly, Hopefuly I can manage to find enough amounts of legal alcohol in the meantime.

This is my journey

There ain't even any Celts left?
Aargh! I was thinking of coming over there and finding me some prime red haired wenches.

Sláinte Mhaith!

INGA DANSKJÄVLAR TACK

this shit gets you wasted as fuck

KEK! Have another drink Holla Forumsro! I'm enjoying both a bowl and a drink! If you've got a problem with that, well, I'll just say, it ain't your only problem!
Case in point:
Please don't due, user!
Do the Dew!

How you planning on getting those shrooms, user?
Or is it just the word that is sacred to you, like you said?

Also, shame on you for chiding me on smoking weed, you fucking drunken psychedelic focused, obviously depressed NEET!

>obvious at least I can still spell, and I'm probably drunker than you and definitely higher than you!agent of the law.
M'Kay.
Why would you care if I was anyway, OP? Even the cops can smoke weed in my state now!
Besides, I ain't the one talking about hallucinogens!
Enjoy your journey, user!
You don't have to do it all alone.
We're here for you, to be the assholes in the mirror that you were always looking for.

I had sake for my first time ever recently, and really enjoyed it. It was that Gekkeikan you mentioned, and I had it heated. I liked it a lot, it tasted kind of sweet and I could definitely taste the rice.

Why would you recommend chilling Gekkeikan over heating (the woman in the restaurant gave it to me heated without asking)?

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is it pronounced 'sucky' or like the sake in 'for fuck's sake'?

Guys I need your help.
What alcoholic drink will taste good for a girl? We both need to get piss drunk together. I don't care about taste. I can't taste anyway.

see

r u for real?

sah-keh, both syllables are long, and its a clear eh not an -y sound

It's pronounced more like:
Sak-aye

or

Saké

Many Asians drink it chilled, even many Japanese, although for most of them, especially the old men, it is far more about the entire ritual of drinking saké that really matters. They have special cups and accouterments that go with the whole process, and it is very much like a tea ceremony, but with saké. I don't really know why I suggest chilled, except that I am an Ameritard, and most of my friends prefer it chilled. I drink it chilled or hot, but mostly room temperature; it all depends on my mood and who I'm with. In my experience, most women prefer it chilled, even the Asian women I know! It is definitely COMPLETELY different tasting at different temps. I guess it's a personal preference. I'm having some right now! Room temp.
Try it again sometime! Buy a bottle or two. Try some different brands.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Phonetic_Alphabet
its pronounced "sake"

yes. i will be able to get your special snowflake alcohol from estonia.

come on, you mean it's not sold where you live?

Sah kAyy LMAO!

fermented cum ofc. don't you have a bottle in the credenza for these occasions? its not as if you don't generate enough between dates. call it Chateau Loli, a fine, sweet wine from the sunny Groin region near mons venus in Paris..it never fails.

This is good drinking music.
And with about as much contention online for how to pronounce
AYY LMAO

nope

I think Saké Grandpa has already begun seeing the Ayy LMAOs!
How many bottles for you in the last 3 hours?

Uhhh… Starting 3rd hard apple cider and 2nd bottle of saké. not to mention, my 2nd bowl of killer weed!
Also, btw, I actually meant to say the word 'user' in this little exchange with an user, not the word 'OP', here in this post:

Many apologies to OP.

since you have proved to be a bounch of niggers nothing else really matters does it

Nice embed, nigger.
You're right though.
Nothing really matters.

yes that was the whole point with not embedding it right

thank you for noticing but then also exposing what i was doing

like a true user of Holla Forums on Holla Forums

Thank you for making me watch Scarlett Johannsen kiss a negress!

one of those odd ones from the uk even

what AHHHHH u

it's a good thing, you know. the jewish race needs diversification

never reply to nazi posters on Holla Forums

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Nice iPhone.
You could have fooled more drunks if you had cropped that shit out.

Yes, that was the whole point, as another user just recently said.
It's part of that shitty Holla Forums humor that sometimes abounds.

is this the daily reminder that we should, after all, no matter how much we hate to aknowledge it, should it fact, no matter of how much it has become an idiotic meme of people even younger and more stupid than us

. Поставил убунту, и теперь не могу выйти в инет с нетбука. Как подключить модем? Есть кто-нибудь шарящий? Как подключить модем?

На пике эта плашка по сет

Nice meme.

exacrtry. you seddit. daily reminder that it's exactry wot op, er, said.

This. It's fucking cheap and they don't card you for it. I used to drink it all the time when I was 16. Only downside is that it tastes like shit, so you have to mix it with soda and stuff.

I used to mix cheap sake or vodka with pic related, but I think they stopped selling it. The whole gimmick is that it's an energy drink that only costs $1.

Google Translate:
At the peak of this die on the set

Just have another vodka, comrade; you'll figure it out!

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MEAD

Yes, there is a lot of groping here.
Never better advice than this, ever, user. Never better advice.

This is a good answer.
Saké Grandpa here

alcohol.

Jack daniels

Same

That is my drink of choice. I see no reason to spend good money on something that will probably taste worse.
Why would I buy a nice cigar when i can just fine enjoy a pack of backwoods?

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Not sure if user is a nigger or hipster or both…

Dansk Pilsner.
Some say, that the special ingredient in making you so fucced up is heroin.
tbh I would probably choose an ice cold Saporo or something alike, but It's tradition in my group of friends to drink Dansk Pilsner. Also, it's pretty darn cheap.

I thought hipsters were too faggy to drink beer

oh and

checced