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Thomas Richardson
Thomas Richardson

user, I am the granter of wishes. This power comes with conditions. Not to me, but to you.

You must choose a power that is humanly possible. No Superman shit.
You must explain what you would use it for and why it should be granted.

Tell me, Holla Forums. What is your wish?

Joseph Lopez
Joseph Lopez

inb4 baskin robbin

Tyler Wood
Tyler Wood

I wish I had a friend like you.

Juan Rodriguez
Juan Rodriguez

Ah ha ha ah. Forgot the second part. You sound nice kid, what would you do with a friend like me?

Ethan Parker
Ethan Parker

I wish I was happy. I'd like to use my happiness to make other people happy, too.

Joseph Stewart
Joseph Stewart

hot sweaty anal sex

Benjamin King
Benjamin King

Well sense I can't wish to be omnipotent, I wish for $50,000,000, and I would live the rest of my life as a NEET.

Grayson Allen
Grayson Allen

Sucks to suck, bitch. Cry into your waifu pillow, this threads for winners.

Brandon Ward
Brandon Ward

Granted. Lube up, I'm going to ride you like a Thunderbird

Sebastian Rogers
Sebastian Rogers

Go to the government, with a comment like that you're sure to have a disability and are eligible for neetbux!

Juan Baker
Juan Baker

Your sweat is my lube…

Brody Ward
Brody Ward

I wish I was Hitler

Aaron Gonzalez
Aaron Gonzalez

Whatever you want, kid!

Read the OP, you colour blind puke eating mongrel!

Luis Turner
Luis Turner

I wish to be put back into times of Ancient Greece. Make me a Spartan.
why should it be granted

Because, I'm a beta duck and I want to experience a true alpha life. Live and die by sword and spear.

William Price
William Price

Nope, I am able to work, I just don't want to.

Landon Young
Landon Young

since a genie like yourself exists magick must exist as well
I wish to became the most powerful magi the world has ever know.
I'm gonna go all god emperor on earth and then the galaxy

Tyler Nguyen
Tyler Nguyen

You'll wake up with a mystic sword and mohawk hat! Figure it out!

Here's some tits, a youtube and 100k subscribers! Congrats Gobbilynne, you're a star!

Jayden Lewis
Jayden Lewis

I said human! Do I look human to you, nigger?! Of course not!

David Collins
David Collins

You turned me into a girl and give me a YouTube channel?

Sebastian Rodriguez
Sebastian Rodriguez

you never stated what you are
and magi are human, ergo they are within the realm of human potential

Landon Gomez
Landon Gomez

No fuck you youre not my mom

Connor Gomez
Connor Gomez

Mostly girl! Enjoy the neet life, sweetie!

If I wanted that kind of logic, I'd teleport to the Sanders reddit!

No, thank god! I have the ability to see into the future, saw your post and wished myself sterile long ago!

Logan Clark
Logan Clark

Mohawk hat and mystic sword, eh? What are my surroundings? If I am in the forests, search for a trail leading to Spartan Lands! I thank you for this wish, Genie.

Joshua Young
Joshua Young

fine, I wish I had a second dick

Jeremiah Smith
Jeremiah Smith

I need $7,000
I'd use it to pay off a judgment against me for an auto accident I was somehow found at fault for despite there being no actual investigation of what happened. I need to pay it off so my drivers license will stop being constantly in jeopardy so I can advance in my career and stop working this boring dead end job.
They only two question that was ever asked about it
What happened here?
We had an accident
How fast were you going
The speed limit
You were at fault

That was the total investigation

Brayden Anderson
Brayden Anderson

You are in a fertile forest with clear streams and abundant wildlife! May the blood run freely from your blade!

Open up, here it comes!

Too bad I can't grant my own wishes, or you'd blogpost in hell!

Honestly it just feels good to get out and do some good for the world.

Thomas Hernandez
Thomas Hernandez

Im already there

Cameron Butler
Cameron Butler

I can… I can grant my own wishes?

Jaxson Martin
Jaxson Martin

What should I wish for? All these years and never thought about it.

Aiden Flores
Aiden Flores

How about being like me? Free to do what I want!

Jordan Brown
Jordan Brown

I've never been free. None of us truly are free from the necessary illusion of our limited capacity to understand.

Jonathan Campbell
Jonathan Campbell

I've got it! I'm going to uncircumsize Aladdin, fill his cock skin with smegma, and take Jasmin on the rebound while anally stimulating her with this electric toothbrush!

Chase Garcia
Chase Garcia

BARBARIC, BUT KEEN. DO IT, MY FRIEND!

also i hunt and create shelter like primitive shelter guy
am i conan the barbarian, genie?

Joshua Lewis
Joshua Lewis

…damn

Jose Flores
Jose Flores

Your skills will come in handy! After Aladdin and I remove the jewish menace, there will be glorious upheaval and transition! Walk with pride and honour those that fall behind!

Gabriel Bell
Gabriel Bell

I WISH I WAS A FUCKING SPACE MARINE

As a SPESS MEHREEN, I would make sure ALL of the Forces of Chaos die before my presence in the name of the Emperor.

Jose Peterson
Jose Peterson

Genie's busy and got drunk! Sure someone will be with you shortly! If you're disappointed, remember I did Patch Adams!

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