Its 2016, why are you still a Virgin, Holla Forums???

Austin Nguyen
Austin Nguyen

Its 2016, why are you still a Virgin, Holla Forums???

All urls found in this thread:
http://www.krem.com/news/nation/study-more-millenials-are-not-having-sex/288555688
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/millennials-not-sex-busy-busy-article-1.2736783
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/video/millennials-sex-41095457
Colton Foster
Colton Foster

wat?

Luis Williams
Luis Williams

why are you still a Virgin
because haven't fucked a 3DPD

Henry Price
Henry Price

because I'm boring and ugly.

Dominic Wilson
Dominic Wilson

because women are parasites

Nathaniel Hall
Nathaniel Hall

i meant 3d women at least

Joshua Cox
Joshua Cox

Easier said than done.

Adam Ross
Adam Ross

?

Jacob Rivera
Jacob Rivera

im gay and i still had sex with women.
haha losers

Noah Martinez
Noah Martinez

Sexual orientation has nothing to do with the ability to attract sexual partners.

Michael Lee
Michael Lee

Am overweight and have to motivation to get /fit/.

Jacob Robinson
Jacob Robinson

Y gf is a prude.

Elijah Kelly
Elijah Kelly

This

Who am I supposed to be impressing by wearing taken virginity as a medal of honor again?

John Harris
John Harris

BECAUSE A WOMEN'S TOUCH WILL NOT BRING ME CLOSER TO GOD

Wyatt Cooper
Wyatt Cooper

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

Luis Davis
Luis Davis

I'm not

Jacob Martin
Jacob Martin

Virginity? Nope

Matthew Turner
Matthew Turner

I'm a virgin because…

1) I'm a meninist.
2) I'm part of the PC Master Race.
3) I'm a Trump supporter.
4) I'm a bigot with no friends.
5) I'm fat.
6) I'm ugly.
7) I have a beard.
8) I worship Gabe Newell.
9) I listen to pop, rap, r&b and dubstep.
10) I live in my mom's basement.

Christian King
Christian King

nonsense, trump supporters get laid, have families and babies.
You're a gary johnson fag

Mason Myers
Mason Myers

girls are filthy and stupid

James Brown
James Brown

It's 2016
That's why.
Technology has killed off almost all forms of interaction in today's generation.

http://www.krem.com/news/nation/study-more-millenials-are-not-having-sex/288555688
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/millennials-not-sex-busy-busy-article-1.2736783
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/video/millennials-sex-41095457

And on top of all that, women are allowed to fuck you over in many, many ways by the legal system.

Don't forget about the STD epidemic either. They are at an all time high.

If you think about it, sex is very hard to come by in a digital age where everyone would rather be within the comfort of their home instead of being outside. Plus with how risky it is to knock someone up, the fleeting pleasure isn't worth the long term risks that could arise from it.

Sex really just isn't worth it in 2016, which explains why most people would rather turn to porn in the comfort of their homes, rather than putting up with the headache of jumping through hoops for a fleeting pleasure.

It isn't just me, or you, or anyone else here. It's almost everyone.

Elijah Brown
Elijah Brown

Not true. Us Trump supporters are virgins, have no family and no babies. You're a liar, just like Hillary Clinton.

Easton Powell
Easton Powell

Because I don't care about sex.

Jonathan Hall
Jonathan Hall

But I have fugged

and I'm hoping to fug again later this week, it's been a year

feels good man

Isaac King
Isaac King

current year
making 'current year' bait
why even try?

Robert Russell
Robert Russell

because getting a slut to be attracted to me would mean:
spending time and money on clothing
spending time and money going out
behaving like a predatory chad
buying her shit to keep her satisfied
risk infection with HPV or other nasty shit
risk beeing called a rapist
and all this shit just to stick your dick in a hole. Effort to Benefit ratio is just too high

Grayson Ramirez
Grayson Ramirez

I lost my virginity when I was 15
never spoken with a girl after that
idk what went wrong

Hudson Price
Hudson Price

should have mentioned I am 19 now

Jason Gomez
Jason Gomez

I saving myself for when Im martyred during jihad against the kuffars so I can lose my virginity to one of my 72 virgins in the afterlife.

Samuel Thomas
Samuel Thomas

just pay for it stupid. its better anyways.

Ryder Torres
Ryder Torres

what sluts have u been hanging around?
go to gym
dont need to do anything else sides maybe comb ya hair and wash ya self
fuck the amount of confidence produced due to the insane amounts of test u get from gym is more than enough for you to get sluts
jesus
you dont even hav to look good
my crippled gypsy/russian/mongolian mate who has fucked up scars on 40 per cent of his body can pick up sluts

Owen Wilson
Owen Wilson

I lost my virginity when I was 19 back in 2001.
I slept with 27 women since then.
Could have lost it at 16 to a 27 year old woman.
The only reason I didn't was because I wanted to wait until I was in love.
Instead I lost my virginity to a hot redhead closer to my age.
The fact that I'm good looking helped me lose my virginity.

Justin Perez
Justin Perez

anyone can pick up sluts
but like you said, doing so is a chore and the benefit for all those chores is sticking your dick in a wet hole

Easton Cooper
Easton Cooper

Usotsuki. You're fapping every day. I know.

Asher Jones
Asher Jones

Being virgin is just a mental issue. Get help if have trouble dealing with it. There is no virginity to be lost. Females have hymen, which is meaningless too, and men doesn't even have that.

Josiah Anderson
Josiah Anderson

kill yourself right now

David Brooks
David Brooks

this thread is about why are you still a virgin, not when you lost your virginity you fucking retarded normie. now please gtfo you fucking casual

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