Adventure Thread- Forest Edition #2

Jaxon Lee
Jaxon Lee

9 decides
OR, roll 1d9s and get 9
If you roll dice post numbers will be ignored
dubs of any value overrules non-dubs
trips overrules dubs and non-dubs
quads overrule trips and below
implying you'll get quints
no rerolls
meme replies (e.g. blart and kennedi) will be ignored
game ending replies (e.g. the earth blows the end) will be ignored
replies from a namefag, tripfag or capcode will be ignored
replies are free to my interpretations, so word them wisely

Thread #1: - http://archive.is/htvD0 - http://sli.mg/a/PhhZwc
Tim Burton wakes up in the middle of the forest with nothing but a purse, a name tag, and his incredible loopy penis
inside the purse is a sword enchanted with a spell that makes it useless, a society of people worshipping tim's dick, a slingshot, and a female dog named Jim
to gain nourishment, Tim goes around the forest eating mostly inedible objects such as trees and shit
suddenly, Satan appears and offers Tim dark magic in return for his dong
Tim accepts, but double crosses Satan and takes his dick, now alive, back
by this point both Jim and Tim's civilization have disappeared
Tim sets off to find Jim with his new penis-monster, Candice
Tim does a flip
What do you do next?

All urls found in this thread:
http://archive.is/htvD0
http://sli.mg/a/PhhZwc
Leo Russell
Leo Russell

Fuck yourself using your penis monster

Gavin Sullivan
Gavin Sullivan

Dice rollRolled 2 (1d9)

Go on a horse race for the corpse parts of Fugg the Lugg.

Easton Hall
Easton Hall

Dice rollRolled 8 (1d9)

Search for a forest surgeon to clean up your penis hole into a passable vagina, and give you breast implants.

Mason Barnes
Mason Barnes

Fugg the Lugg died in a beach, I doubt he'd be anywhere near Tim

Grayson Reed
Grayson Reed

Tim breaks out of the picture to bitchslap OP into forcing him to allow rerolls, meme replies, stuff like that.

Dylan Gonzalez
Dylan Gonzalez

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d9)

Adding dice roll

David Jones
David Jones

Dice rollRolled 8 (1d9)

If 44, OP sends me birthday shekels :^)

Sebastian Price
Sebastian Price

Dubs and 8 confirm OP must give me birthday shekels. Add me on Skype for a Paypal invoice.

Jonathan Russell
Jonathan Russell

Post numbers ignore because you rolled dice

Josiah Mitchell
Josiah Mitchell

Alrighty then, I still got an 8 anyways.

Grayson Robinson
Grayson Robinson

Check the OP, it's now only 9 decides.

Daniel Brown
Daniel Brown

Send me birthday shekels anyways, goy.

Lucas Walker
Lucas Walker

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d9)

While searching through the forest you discover a psychedelic mushroom

Ryder Powell
Ryder Powell

Tim sends me his shekels

Nathan Martin
Nathan Martin

Dice rollRolled 6 (1d9)

You find a bag of LSD

Hudson Morgan
Hudson Morgan

Oh no, you didn't roll correctly, sad I stole your GET? Donate 1 bitcoin birthday shekel to me, and I'll let you have my GET! You're too generous, goy!

Jaxson Phillips
Jaxson Phillips

I'm really disappointed that I failed at the first step to turn Tim into a post-op bimbo dominatrix with a penis monster.

Kayden Nelson
Kayden Nelson

Suddenly a robot runs into you and tells you about the imminent threat of AI

Levi Smith
Levi Smith

putting an /r9k/ user in the game
What a faggot.

Michael Long
Michael Long

fef

Jacob Cruz
Jacob Cruz

flips make you tired, take a short nap

Austin Torres
Austin Torres

Backing down from your encounter with Jim, you keep running until you find a shop in a clear spot in the middle of the woods. Going in, you find a strange old man selling a variety of oddities. You think about buying a de-enchantment for your sword or a nifty looking potion, but you have no shekels to do so.

Blake Nguyen
Blake Nguyen

You find this thread on Holla Forums and bump it. It creates a paradox.

Thomas Morgan
Thomas Morgan

Ask him if he will trade the sword for a de-enchantment. Surely this is a good idea

Liam Reed
Liam Reed

how would he get a computer user?

Isaiah Nelson
Isaiah Nelson

Go behind his shop and leave this universe through you magic purse

Angel Bennett
Angel Bennett

Continuing tomorrow with . Same thread, it'd be nice if anons could keep it bumped until then so it doesn't fall of the catalog. Ciao.

Cameron Allen
Cameron Allen

Rape the merchant with Candice.

Xavier Martin
Xavier Martin

Turn into a giant penis.

Henry Edwards
Henry Edwards

Offer to work as a whore for him, if he helps you turn into a bimbo.

Grayson Myers
Grayson Myers

Dice rollRolled 4 (1d9)

Bump the Adventure thread

Kevin Lee
Kevin Lee

Dice rollRolled 7 (1d9)

Colton Allen
Colton Allen

Purse in hand, you sneak out of the shop and duck behind the building. You've been wondering about the TARDIS-like properties of your purse, and just how much matter it could fit. You figure you could spend the approaching night in your purse, safe from all the dangers of the forest. Suddenly, the merchant appears behind you.
Oy vey! What's a goy like you doing acting suspicious around my humble store?
Have you stolen something, goy? You know, I need those shekels! Remember the 6 million!

Zachary Jones
Zachary Jones

Attack him with Camdice.

Austin Thomas
Austin Thomas

In a snap decision, you decide there's no arguing with Jews and immediatly attack him using Candice.

Leo Green
Leo Green

Steal the hat!

STEAL THE HAT

Dylan Hughes
Dylan Hughes

bumping to counteract the spam.

Brayden Diaz
Brayden Diaz

Dice rollRolled 2 (1d9)

Go for the chokehold and steal all his shekels

Adrian Gutierrez
Adrian Gutierrez

Seriously, this shit is ridiculous.
If I was a mod this stuff would get deleted before the spammer has a chance to make more than 2 threads

Hunter Walker
Hunter Walker

So is Holla Forums just not into quest threads, is the entire place completely fucking dead, or is it just my thread that's shit? Not to imply that I'm entitled to (you)s but I remember jailbreak and the original adventure thread being much more consistently fast.

Kayden Wilson
Kayden Wilson

Summon the arch-daemon "Hdolf Aitler", The merchants natural nemesis.

Juan Brown
Juan Brown

Use Penetrate

Jose Martin
Jose Martin

BAG

Colton Howard
Colton Howard

I'm enjoying it, I guess Holla Forums is no fun allowed now

Joshua Murphy
Joshua Murphy

Kind of dissapointing that the most active threads are A. the pony general, B. political or C. meta. I'm not one to complain, though. I shitpost a lot as well.

Brayden Torres
Brayden Torres

Kind of dissapointing that the most active threads are A. the pony general, B. political or C. meta. I'm not one to complain, though. I shitpost a lot as well.

Landon Cox
Landon Cox

tattle

Jackson Harris
Jackson Harris

summon alt right neet soc howitzer tank with swastikas

Bentley Walker
Bentley Walker

No rerolls.

David Collins
David Collins

Have Candice distract him while you steal the hat!

Leo Jones
Leo Jones

Use you demon magic to give Candice a massive buff in speed attack and defense

Brayden Reyes
Brayden Reyes

Sorry this is taking an unusually long time, my PC sperged out and the shit I was working on got deleted

Cameron Smith
Cameron Smith

You figure that the merchant's hat, or whatever is beneath it, must be his weak spot. Perhaps he hides bags of shekels under there, you think. Using Candice as a distraction, you attempt to quietly remove his hat off his head without noticing- but it won't budge. It appears his hat is not not a hat at all, but actually part of his body.

Jeremiah Price
Jeremiah Price

Dice rollRolled 3 (1d9)

Smash it

Matthew Clark
Matthew Clark

Dice rollRolled 3 (1d7)

Fuck him with Candice.

Eli Howard
Eli Howard

Tear his face off and wear it as a mask, to intimidate him.

Samuel Young
Samuel Young

rip it off

Sebastian Adams
Sebastian Adams

You decide to skip taking the merchant's "hat" entirely, and just break it. Using all your strength, you hit at it again and again.

This was a bad idea.

Henry Scott
Henry Scott

flick him off and call him a faggot

Jose Anderson
Jose Anderson

shit in his mouth

Connor Thompson
Connor Thompson

To the anons that've previously participated in a quest, what can I do better? How can I improve?

David Davis
David Davis

Tell him this was all a test, and he passed, and explain to him that you're an agent of the Mossad.

Ethan Carter
Ethan Carter

Dice rollRolled 2 (1d9)

Offer him butt sex, in exchange for your life.

Austin Reed
Austin Reed

Dice rollRolled 9 (1d9)

Convert!

Grayson Cook
Grayson Cook

Clarify?

Camden Turner
Camden Turner

Dice rollRolled 3 (1d9)

Convert to Judai- Merchantism as fast as you can.

Josiah Cook
Josiah Cook

You insist to the merchant that you're Jewish, and therefore on his side, but he doesn't seem interested in your religion. It seems like he's being possessed by the hat.

Nicholas Davis
Nicholas Davis

Test out those dark eldritch powers you were given.

Michael Adams
Michael Adams

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d9)

Put the merchant in the bag

Gavin Brooks
Gavin Brooks

Put the hat up your butt.

James Jones
James Jones

Dice rollRolled 6 (1d9)

Pull the bag over the merchant

Samuel Hernandez
Samuel Hernandez

Dice rollRolled 4 (1d7)

Use some dark magic

Owen Collins
Owen Collins

Dice rollRolled 2 (1d9)

Use dark magic to put the merchant in the bag

Isaac King
Isaac King

Dice rollRolled 5 (1d9)

Use the merchant to put dark magic in the bag

Robert Williams
Robert Williams

Dice rollRolled 6 (1d9)

Use dark magic to take the hat.

Evan Bell
Evan Bell

Dice rollRolled 4 (1d9)

Use dark magic to put the bag in the merchant

Austin Thomas
Austin Thomas

Candice, use charm!

Lucas Flores
Lucas Flores

Dice rollRolled 3 (1d9)

Flee, by jumping into the bag!

John King
John King

Dice rollRolled 9 (1d9)

Use your demon powers and your enchanted sword to reach into the merchant's soul and cut the ties that bind him to the hat.

Ethan Jenkins
Ethan Jenkins

Dice rollRolled 7 (1d7)

Nice

Michael Ward
Michael Ward

**forgot to run off dice, fug

Parker Young
Parker Young

55 werethe first dubs, taking precedence. But OP seems to be kill.

Christian Smith
Christian Smith

Dice rollRolled 2 (1d7)

checked

Samuel Perez
Samuel Perez

Not kill. I announce if I stop permanently.

Kayden Jackson
Kayden Jackson

New pic already looks nice

Jack Edwards
Jack Edwards

You attempt using some of the dark magic you gained in exchange for your penis. Unleashing a powerful blast, the merchant sucks it all up. It appears he force possessing him is made of dark magic itself.

Hunter Johnson
Hunter Johnson

Turn to Meme Magic and summon the avatar of Kek to…

Kek the shit out of him!

Leo Evans
Leo Evans

Dice rollRolled 8 (1d9)

Contain all dark magic using the bag

Luke King
Luke King

Post numbers ignored because you rolled dice

Aaron Gomez
Aaron Gomez

one off

Dammit! Now I used that line for nothing!

Carter Kelly
Carter Kelly

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d7)

Throw the sword at him as a distraction while your run away with Candice.

Tyler Sanders
Tyler Sanders

Dice rollRolled 2 (1d7)

Throw the sword at him as a distraction while you run away with Candice.

Brayden Lewis
Brayden Lewis

Fug, didn't mean to double post

Austin James
Austin James

Now you fucking wasted that post

If this post gets:
Stick Candice up his ass.

Jace Ortiz
Jace Ortiz

summon neetsoc pinochet antisemitic helicopter for the purpose of removing Juden

Connor Lopez
Connor Lopez

Break a Mirror with your Face in the United States

Sebastian Bennett
Sebastian Bennett

1 off

Jaxon Walker
Jaxon Walker

Burn down the woods.

Caleb Torres
Caleb Torres

Tempt him into the bag with shekels then seal it using powerful dark magic

Hudson Cooper
Hudson Cooper

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d9)

outsmart him

Parker Martin
Parker Martin

Dice rollRolled 7 (1d9)

ask him for his name then say it backwards

Evan Morales
Evan Morales

Offer him your anal virginity.

Ayden Ward
Ayden Ward

Just stopping by to roll and say I love your art. Thanks for contributing to Holla Forums so much.

You throw a shiny coin infused with dark magic behind the merchant.

Luke Ward
Luke Ward

I also thank op. 9/10 bread

we should give thanks to all the people who have drawn something for Holla Forums as well.

Julian Gomez
Julian Gomez

diddle his wiener

Camden Bailey
Camden Bailey

Checked
Delivery when? :^)

Dylan Sanders
Dylan Sanders

I'm the guy who did the thread with Fugg the Lugg as the main character. Traffic here is just really slow for quests. It took me three or four days to finish it up, and each day got slower and slower to get the story going. I eventually just had my character kill himself to wrap it up.

/v/ might be better for quests, but the last time I tried moving my quest thread there it got deleted.

James Brooks
James Brooks

Signing off for the day. will continue with tomorrow. Have a shitty uncolored drawing of the cast so far until then.

It got better since I posted . I think traffic peaks around ~8:00 ET, or at least interest in my threads.
Also love your quests, you're probably the reason I got a wacom

Dylan Lopez
Dylan Lopez

Keep this thread bumped until then pls

Dylan Harris
Dylan Harris

Funnily enough, I've only ever done two quests here so far. The first was the One Kick Crip and the second was Fugg the Lugg.

Whoever did the Jail Break quests is another user entirely.

Logan Myers
Logan Myers

And here I thought you two were the same guy.

Aiden Powell
Aiden Powell

Bump-aruu

Ryder Harris
Ryder Harris

As far as I know there are 7 Holla Forums drawfags. Me, , the Jail Break guy, the water melone guy, vinnie, the femanon guy, and the "you call that a drawing?" guy. Some might be the same person though.

Charles Butler
Charles Butler

Bumping. Maybe I'll make some new bumpgirl pictures once I get better at drawing.

Gavin Rogers
Gavin Rogers

Bump

Caleb Martin
Caleb Martin

With an almost certain guarantee of your death, you take a last shot at securing your survival by offering the demon your last belonging: your innocence. It takes this as some kind of joke, and is not amused.

Joseph Bailey
Joseph Bailey

Run into his shop and steal a bunch of stuff.

Lincoln Green
Lincoln Green

Urinate on him too.

Ayden Martin
Ayden Martin

Get in all fours with your butt towards him, to show him that you are serious.

Ian Rivera
Ian Rivera

wow.

Colton Hughes
Colton Hughes

OP here, sorry for the delay, I was eating ice cream and fucking bitches.

Jose Moore
Jose Moore

Yeah right, like if we believed that.
You probably live in Kwanzatown, or some hellhole, no way you have icecream there.

Logan Wright
Logan Wright

6098204
No, Kazer- I mena, OP, come back, don't hiatus us!

Jaxon Scott
Jaxon Scott

You attempt to run straight into the store without the demon noticing, but it's right on your tail. Luckily, in his possessed form, the merchant is too big to fit in the door. You have a clear opening at the hat and the veiny eyes sprouting out of it.

Alexander Smith
Alexander Smith

Torment him by slashing all his shekels one by one

Samuel Brooks
Samuel Brooks

When will OP deliver?

Robert Kelly
Robert Kelly

I don't know, but I do know he will.

I have faith in OP.

I trust OP.

Easton Phillips
Easton Phillips

6098716

Kayden Wood
Kayden Wood

Nevermind about that, I still have time.

Logan Johnson
Logan Johnson

You figure you might as well take the moment to inflict as much pain upon the demon before killing him off. You look for any shekels he might have, but they seem to have been cleverly hidden.
Finally, you come upon a photo of the merchant unpossessed by the demon, with his hat off. Underneath is a hidden chamber containing shekels.

Alexander Gonzalez
Alexander Gonzalez

Try to pee or burn the shekels

David White
David White

Toss them out the window to distract him while you make a run for it.

Jackson Bennett
Jackson Bennett

6098790
oh

Instead, have Candice retrieve the bag

Brody Hernandez
Brody Hernandez

Unfortunately, the bag of shekels is too deep in to reach. You wonder how the merchant himself gets them with his short, stubby arms. Does he just crawl in??

Elijah Cook
Elijah Cook

Use Candice

Andrew Mitchell
Andrew Mitchell

take a shit in the opening then replace the painting

Parker Hill
Parker Hill

Oh my

Easton Fisher
Easton Fisher

Bend your sword to a hook and fish it out

Isaiah Hughes
Isaiah Hughes

Use your long penis as a rope to get it out.

Bentley Sanders
Bentley Sanders

Climb in! What could go wrong?

Adam Russell
Adam Russell

Obviously, the only logical option at this point is to completely ignore the demon and take a shit in the hole in the wall. You haven't gone to the bathroom since you woke up, so you figure you might as well do it now. You think about that time you ate shit, and how you're probably shitting that out right now- does that make it some new tier of shit?

Connor Martinez
Connor Martinez

Steal stuff, and leave.

Brandon Robinson
Brandon Robinson

Walk out the front door and go fuck the demon merchant while he's stuck in the back door

Levi Ortiz
Levi Ortiz

one off :^)

Andrew Cruz
Andrew Cruz

Have Candice bite the merchant's dick

Wyatt Gonzalez
Wyatt Gonzalez

Do an ultimate move on the merchant

Bentley Lopez
Bentley Lopez

Nothing

Brandon Adams
Brandon Adams

Almost quads!

Light the building on fire!

Isaiah Moore
Isaiah Moore

That's the second time this game that I've been off quads by one fuck

James Ward
James Ward

Does that count?

Nathaniel Garcia
Nathaniel Garcia

Do nothing with style: Steal the building and squat there.

Christian Brown
Christian Brown

Good a time as ever to end the thread. Archiving now.

Jayden Hall
Jayden Hall

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Michael Rivera
Michael Rivera

go to sleep while the merchant casts a lvl 9 flare spell to level the building with intense magic

Camden Jones
Camden Jones

Dice rollRolled 5 (1d20)

if 20 keep going

Kayden Martinez
Kayden Martinez

Also, can anyone give suggestions for doing threads like these? If you think today was mediocre you're not alone tbh, I was sort of out of it and I had a lot going on. Should I focus or making more gifs and better images or delivering faster?

Jace Jackson
Jace Jackson

delivering faster imo :)

Nathan Edwards
Nathan Edwards

New bread will start tomorrow, if you want let this one fall off the catalog or just shitpost
I am determined to make forest quest into a "thing"

Feedback appreciated.

Adam Richardson
Adam Richardson

Good stuff bra, it's folks as you make Holla Forums worthwhile

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