Adventure Thread- Forest Edition

Evan Watson
Evan Watson

The other people who started one of these ended up leaving us hanging, so I thought I might also take a shot.
8 or 9 decides
OR, roll 1d9s and get 8 or 9
dubs of any value overrules non-dubs
trips overrules dubs and non-dubs
quads overrule trips and below
implying you'll get quints
no rerolls
meme replies (e.g. blart and kennedi) will be ignored, but literally anything else goes
replies from a namefag, tripfag or capcode will be ignored
replies can have a Monkey's Paw effect, so word them wisely

You wake up, dazed and with no memory of your previous identity. You find yourself lost in the middle of a forest somewhere, cold and hungry. What is your name?

Chase James
Chase James

Slide Johnsen

Hudson Morales
Hudson Morales

Dice rollRolled 9 (1d9)

Tim burton

Aiden Carter
Aiden Carter

Conveniently, you appear to have been wearing a name tag when you p***ed out.
What is your special ability?

Ayden Lee
Ayden Lee

bones as brittle as gl***

Oliver Wood
Oliver Wood

***

Liam Russell
Liam Russell

thanks mods

a. ss

Luis Jones
Luis Jones

can tell when people are horny

Zachary Russell
Zachary Russell

All swear words are now filtered.

Juan Bell
Juan Bell

Dice rollRolled 2 (1d9)

You can speak to the trees, but they all want to have dirty butt secks with you.

Evan Bennett
Evan Bennett

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d9)

Your *​*​*​*​* is remarkably visually pleasing, and people are calmed by it.

Dominic Smith
Dominic Smith

Weiner.

Tyler Gutierrez
Tyler Gutierrez

Suddenly you realize that, apart from your name tag, you are completely bare naked. You look down to discover the wonders of your anatomy-defying genitalia.

David Young
David Young

do you *​*​*​gots just come to this site to make sh​it up?

for fu​cks sake… go away.

Eli Gray
Eli Gray

f​​ag​gots*

Colton Hall
Colton Hall

nice zero width unicode characters, you're so ebin and clever. although it is kind of sad that you couldn't even manage not messing up the first time.

Dylan Mitchell
Dylan Mitchell

true.

Jonathan Morgan
Jonathan Morgan

You glance over to your left to find a blue purse, big enough to hold maybe 4 decently sized items. After wondering what zany, wacky situation you'd have to had been in to wake up in the forest with a name tag and purse but no clothes, you go over to the purse to open it. What items are within?
only one item per post

Aaron Rogers
Aaron Rogers

The Golden Whalter PP Hitler shot himself with.

Samuel Russell
Samuel Russell

The decapitated head of a witch.

Ayden Ross
Ayden Ross

a tiny civilization in a bottle dedicated to the worship of your *​*​*​*​*.

Kevin Young
Kevin Young

You open the purse and out comes a small civilization of tiny people. Instantly, they scurry over to your… fascinatingly shaped girth, and begin worshipping it.
4 items remain

Lincoln Stewart
Lincoln Stewart

*3

Christopher Johnson
Christopher Johnson

A canister of Zyklon-B

Thomas Walker
Thomas Walker

A back up pênis.

David Hall
David Hall

Dice rollRolled 4 (1d9)

An enchanted sword.

Kevin Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

we're off to a great start already

Hudson Myers
Hudson Myers

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d9)

A fully functional, female, and setient sex robot

Aiden Phillips
Aiden Phillips

Dice rollRolled 8 (1d9)

Diabetes

Mason Cook
Mason Cook

You get another item out of the purse, and find a mighty steel sword. You wonder how it even fit inside the purse without cutting through. Perhaps it's enchantment is to never cut through a purse it is being carried in? It removes the need for a scabbard, at least.

Elijah Powell
Elijah Powell

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d9)

A huge metal sword that's too big to be called a sword

William Long
William Long

Dice rollRolled 8 (1d9)

A slingshot with stink bombs for ammo

Adrian Anderson
Adrian Anderson

40 pounds of stale old biscuits

Connor Diaz
Connor Diaz

An immigrant

Adrian Carter
Adrian Carter

a mini universe

Lincoln Lee
Lincoln Lee

The decapitated head of the great hero Fugg the Lugg.

Brody Foster
Brody Foster

The next item you pull out of the purse is a sling shot, with small purple orbs for ammo. You use both trying to test them out, and in doing so you not only lose all your ammo but also smell horrible.
1 item remains

Juan Peterson
Juan Peterson

Dice rollRolled 5 (1d9)

A beautiful woman slave

Evan Cruz
Evan Cruz

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d9)

ducktape

Tyler Evans
Tyler Evans

Dice rollRolled 5 (1d9)

A magic potion, but you don't know what it does.

Leo Sanders
Leo Sanders

The world's loveliest coconut cream pie

Brandon Cook
Brandon Cook

Dice rollRolled 2 (1d9)

a dragon

Landon Hughes
Landon Hughes

A bottle full of ruphies.

Lucas Williams
Lucas Williams

The final item you pull out of the purse is a golden little dog. You can't identify what breed it is, although it must be one very resistant to swords, and it appears to be a female, judging by the bow. No collar indicates it belonged to you, or anyone, previously, so you decide to name it.
What will it's name be?

Cooper Hall
Cooper Hall

Dice rollRolled 7 (1d9)

Ms. Take

Aaron Gomez
Aaron Gomez

Ivanka

Jackson Gonzalez
Jackson Gonzalez

Dice rollRolled 5 (1d9)

Cuddlybitch

Jason Rivera
Jason Rivera

Melania

Isaiah Robinson
Isaiah Robinson

Dice rollRolled 2 (1d9)

Marla Maples

Isaiah Rogers
Isaiah Rogers

Jim

Parker Bell
Parker Bell

With your newly named dog, jim, at your side, you begin to explore the forest around you. It seems to be past noon, and both you and your dog are lacking in nourishment, so survival is your primary concern. What do you do?

Tyler Hernandez
Tyler Hernandez

Eat tree!

Juan Myers
Juan Myers

Dice rollRolled 4 (1d9)

I want to smack you right upside the head

Tyler Ward
Tyler Ward

You attempt to eat the tree to gain it's nourishment. This strategy is unsuccessful.

Nolan Torres
Nolan Torres

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d9)

Look for non-poisonous berries.

Austin Garcia
Austin Garcia

Go find Fugg the Lugg.

Bentley Gutierrez
Bentley Gutierrez

He is a huge bitch…

Jaxson Cook
Jaxson Cook

dig in the ground for some worms

Leo Johnson
Leo Johnson

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d9)

hunt for something

Jordan Adams
Jordan Adams

Dice rollRolled 5 (1d9)

eat your cock worshipers

James Reed
James Reed

Dice rollRolled 8 (1d9)

Hunt for truffles.

Landon Jones
Landon Jones

Continuing this tomorrow with >>6088873's request, when hopefully there'll be more traffic. I'm not going to create a new thread since I expect this one to still be on the catalog.

Josiah Hill
Josiah Hill

bumpin' for tomorrow

Thomas Brown
Thomas Brown

You find a small, circular, brown object, of which you assume is a truffle. Turns out it's just some animal excrement.

Thomas Powell
Thomas Powell

this is who stole my dubs

Noah Gutierrez
Noah Gutierrez

Dice rollRolled 6 (1d9)

that's even better! eat it

Carter Brooks
Carter Brooks

Dice rollRolled 6 (1d9)

Start from the beginning :^)

Daniel Hall
Daniel Hall

Winrar! Eat it then start from the beginning.

Xavier Murphy
Xavier Murphy

Dem Boiz Roll In And Stealda Turd !!

Kayden Gonzalez
Kayden Gonzalez

Re Roll

Jonathan Cooper
Jonathan Cooper

Re Roll 2

Dominic Reed
Dominic Reed

Re Roll 3

Grayson Murphy
Grayson Murphy

Re Roll 4

Elijah Ramirez
Elijah Ramirez

Re Roll 5

Blake Fisher
Blake Fisher

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

Colton Perez
Colton Perez

The cancer crew is back on Holla Forums for another round.

Evan Walker
Evan Walker

What if I'm a namefag but I turn off my namefag?

Blake Evans
Blake Evans

Goy gets diahreah

Adam Nguyen
Adam Nguyen

OP is a faggot and will never deliver

William Miller
William Miller

8 confirms

Oliver Lewis
Oliver Lewis

9 after 8 confirms even more

Levi Morales
Levi Morales

For some reason, whatever it may be, you decide to continue eating the shit, even upon the discovery that it is shit. You can only handle a few bites, and feed the rest to Jim.

There's no one named goy, user

Landon Thompson
Landon Thompson

Goy is Tim Burton

Adrian Bailey
Adrian Bailey

Dice rollRolled 3 (1d9)

Timmy dies, game over. New thread. Nothing to see here people, move it along.

Joseph Rivera
Joseph Rivera

Dice rollRolled 4 (1d9)

Tim explodes, killing him

Christian Lewis
Christian Lewis

Dice rollRolled 5 (1d9)

Trump wins. Tim gets in the way of a terrorist attack and dies.

Christopher Wright
Christopher Wright

Dice rollRolled 4 (1d9)

The turd belongs to a mexican bandit, and Tim broke the turd, so the mexican bandit shoots Tim.

Easton Jackson
Easton Jackson

Dice rollRolled 5 (1d9)

tim commits suicide

Wyatt Richardson
Wyatt Richardson

The shit eating was just too traumatizing for you. Using your enchanted word to commit suicide, you wish for it to be all over. However, it doesn't work. It appears the sword's enchantment is to never damage anything, ever. You plan to get this removed at the first opportunity.

Christian Ortiz
Christian Ortiz

That's not how it works.

Brandon Anderson
Brandon Anderson

Do something.

Josiah Ward
Josiah Ward

op is the same guy who drawst hsi?s

Carter Lewis
Carter Lewis

yeah

Nicholas Collins
Nicholas Collins

love your style

Bentley Bailey
Bentley Bailey

This was a command to the game. Love your own style now.

Logan Lee
Logan Lee

Dice rollRolled 7 (1d9)

wander around in the woods

Lucas Brown
Lucas Brown

OP is Dysnomia. Just letting /intl/ know.

Camden Turner
Camden Turner

Hey Dysnomia, how did you become a decent artist?

Easton Hughes
Easton Hughes

After your attempt at suicide, you gain a newfound confidence and will to live. You realize how well you've been handling survival in the woods.

Nope.

Jack Hughes
Jack Hughes

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d9)

Tim Burton meets CIA and buys a plane.

Michael Clark
Michael Clark

Hey whoever you are, how did you become a decent artist?

Ayden King
Ayden King

meets CIA
You don't get to bring friends. Tim Burton comes alone or not at all.

Owen Gutierrez
Owen Gutierrez

Dice rollRolled 3 (1d9)

Tim says Spiderman Thread and this thread derails to shitposting, memes, cancer, and autism.

Benjamin Flores
Benjamin Flores

Dice rollRolled 7 (1d9)

Satan meets Tim and makes a deal with him.

Gabriel Perry
Gabriel Perry

Perfect winrar

Jaxon Wilson
Jaxon Wilson

HOLY FUCK.

Elijah Roberts
Elijah Roberts

OP never even delivered that perfect GET
Bullshit.

Julian Hughes
Julian Hughes

Suddenly, a fire erupts from the ground. Jim, frightened, runs away into the forest. The wind howls and the sky above is filled with clouds.
Out comes Satan himself- but not the satan that you know, but rather the satan of the tiny civilization in bottle you found in the purse. He offers you a deal- your penis, in return for dark eldritch powers. Do you accept?

Lincoln White
Lincoln White

Yes

Owen Rogers
Owen Rogers

Dice rollRolled 9 (1d9)

Yup

Austin Ortiz
Austin Ortiz

au contraire, mon user

Noah Morales
Noah Morales

Yup

Stop trying to add a twist to every happening, OP. A solid, real 666 get asking for Satan deserves a solid, real 666 get Satan. Though we do get dark powers so it's fine.

Andrew Edwards
Andrew Edwards

ta bite pour les pouvoirs d'Eldrich, c'est vendu

Oliver Hill
Oliver Hill

Kick his ass and steal his powers

Chase Hall
Chase Hall

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d9)

Wasted GET

Alexander Perry
Alexander Perry

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d9)

Reroll

Xavier Hall
Xavier Hall

Dice rollRolled 2 (1d9)

Filler Not GET

James Long
James Long

rob bank and meet Pedro

Andrew Long
Andrew Long

there is bank in the desert

Isaiah Smith
Isaiah Smith

*forest

Jose King
Jose King

You accept the offer. The miniature satan, granting you powers of the unholy, runs off with your dick. Meanwhile, a revolution is taking place in your tiny civilization. Priests are being overthrown and replaced with satan-worshipping punk rock bands. They collectively abandon you and run off with Satan into tiny people hell.

Jayden Jones
Jayden Jones

Just trying to keep things interesting user. Plus I want to include plot points like the miniature people and Tim's soothing dick in happenings so the story feels cohesive and not just like a bunch of random shit happening.

Elijah Torres
Elijah Torres

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d9)

The planet blows up and everyone dies. The End.

Hudson Jones
Hudson Jones

No rerolls.

Jaxson Hill
Jaxson Hill

6090871
I posted this. Someone else copied it. The dubs are legit.

Gabriel Torres
Gabriel Torres

Nah, "lol the end forever xD" is a meme reply anyway.

Jaxson Reyes
Jaxson Reyes

God saves Tim

Lucas Gonzalez
Lucas Gonzalez

Dice rollRolled 7 (1d9)

Open a rift to tiny people hell with my new powers, step on satan, and get my dick back

Kevin Russell
Kevin Russell

The shit eating was just too traumatizing for you. Using your enchanted word to commit suicide, you wish for it to be all over. However, it doesn't work. It appears the sword's enchantment is to never damage anything, ever. You plan to get this removed at the first opportunity.
Suicide faggots can eat dick. nice one, OP

Jeremiah Gutierrez
Jeremiah Gutierrez

Practice

Easton Fisher
Easton Fisher

an enchanted sword that can never damage anything

Lucas Walker
Lucas Walker

Using your newfound powers, you create a portal to Tiny People Hell in hopes of retrieving your dick. In one step, you instantly kill Satan, and get your dick back. Unfortunately, it seems to have been transformed into some kind of lovecraftian abomination.

Dominic Price
Dominic Price

A new pet neat, find your coward dog and fuck it to death with your new penis

Caleb Martin
Caleb Martin

Dice rollRolled 6 (1d9)

Use newfound powers to a make a lovecraftian-inspired dick

Bentley Cox
Bentley Cox

You go deeper into the forest in the direction Jim went. Eventually, you find her, but it appears she's… grown. Yo suddenly grow hesitant to provoke her.

Jacob Jenkins
Jacob Jenkins

thanks for being the most cool contributor to Holla Forums

Tyler Hill
Tyler Hill

kick her

Brayden Bell
Brayden Bell

dicksucking already?

Joseph Watson
Joseph Watson

OP makes great art fam

Nathan Lee
Nathan Lee

Dice rollRolled 4 (1d9)

Size up the situation

Jayden Diaz
Jayden Diaz

Shoot a stink bomb into her

Josiah Moore
Josiah Moore

You don't have any left

Andrew Flores
Andrew Flores

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d9)

Kick sand in it's eyes

Austin Mitchell
Austin Mitchell

Dice rollRolled 3 (1d9)

Use the lovecraftian dick as a lasso to put her on a leash

Carter Torres
Carter Torres

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d9)

off quints by one, fuck

Jonathan Thomas
Jonathan Thomas

Dice rollRolled 8 (1d9)

wait what? what happened to our ammo?

James Baker
James Baker

Dice rollRolled 2 (1d9)

Put out your hand, palm side up, and wait for her to approach you.

Levi Lewis
Levi Lewis

We used both stink bombs testing it out in

Jason Robinson
Jason Robinson

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d9)

aw man. we need more ammo

Leo Peterson
Leo Peterson

Dice rollRolled 2 (1d9)

pick up some nearby rocks for slingshot ammo

Ayden Howard
Ayden Howard

do a flip

Xavier Taylor
Xavier Taylor

Dice rollRolled 6 (1d9)

This is extremely stupid, but I laughed anyway

Logan Gutierrez
Logan Gutierrez

Dice rollRolled 5 (1d9)

power up and show it the true wrath of a super saiyan

Charles Powell
Charles Powell

6091242
Dick Cavett

Jaxon Adams
Jaxon Adams

Dice rollRolled 3 (1d9)

Lance Penisberg

Jason Richardson
Jason Richardson

Dice rollRolled 2 (1d9)

Candice

Logan Morris
Logan Morris

Dice rollRolled 5 (1d9)

Sweet Lolita

Carter Garcia
Carter Garcia

6091242
im gay

Kevin Campbell
Kevin Campbell

To, uh, assert your dominance, you decide to do a flip. Jim is now more confused than angry, but you seem to have won your penis over
what is your replacement pet's new name?

I deleted the original post (>>6091242) because the gif skipped a few frames of the animation. Here's an mp4

Bentley Reed
Bentley Reed

You decide to call the creature, which you had been mentally referring to as The Monster Known Formerly As Your Wang until now, Candice.

Christian Carter
Christian Carter

That's it for the first thread folks. I'll make a new one in about an hour, maybe, with tweaked rules and an archive, image collection, and recap of this one.

Michael Rogers
Michael Rogers

meme replies (e.g. blart and kennedi) will be ignored, but literally anything else goes
blart and kennedi
You went full retro there, I see.

Ayden Thomas
Ayden Thomas

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

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