Holla Forums's Anal sex guide

Robert Thomas
Robert Thomas

For a change, lets post about something Holla Forums is actually good at

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http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a17749/anal-sex-misconceptions/
Liam Clark
Liam Clark

tip: don't use lube, make it bleed.

Carson Perry
Carson Perry

Anal is overrated. Very.

This coming from someone who has tried it with two different girls.

Fuck a pussy you queers.

Jaxon Jenkins
Jaxon Jenkins

Just jam it in. If she isn't crying, you aren't doing it right.

Brody Rivera
Brody Rivera

Anal is for closeted homosexuals.

Prove me wrong.

You can't.

Zachary Barnes
Zachary Barnes

I just fucked your mom in her ass.

You calling your mom a fag?

Jordan Powell
Jordan Powell

let me guess, you're going to use the "both men and women have an asshole therefore you are gay if you fuck a woman in the ass" argument.

I used to think that in middle school too.

Isaac Phillips
Isaac Phillips

You put things in this hole

Ian Butler
Ian Butler

not an argument

Juan Brown
Juan Brown

you do the old 'fake out' maneuver

Owen Morris
Owen Morris

No proper rhetoric
Guess I was right then, you really are a fag.

Hunter Brooks
Hunter Brooks

you're also a fag if you kiss a girl or get head from a girl because both girls and guys have mouths.

YOU are the faggot.

Levi Lopez
Levi Lopez

N-No guy, YOU are the faggot
Shouldn't you be in school, kiddo?

Adrian Collins
Adrian Collins

you're so gay

Caleb Campbell
Caleb Campbell

that's exactly what you did right before him, idiot

Cooper Phillips
Cooper Phillips

L-LOL kiddo n-nothin personnel im so mature oh god

Jeremiah Nguyen
Jeremiah Nguyen

ur a fag
no ur a fag ;(
ur gay
no u
no u

i love this thread, keep going.

Jayden Nelson
Jayden Nelson

it's just another day on Holla Forums, faggot

Ryan Allen
Ryan Allen

Analfag's homosexual tendencies get exposed for all to see
mfw
Analbulls really are faggots, smdh.

Gabriel Phillips
Gabriel Phillips

the fuck are you talking about? I fuck traps in the ass all of the time, I know i'm a faggot. I'm just saying that the "both women and men have assholes" argument is something a 14yo believes.

Ryan Parker
Ryan Parker

B-b-b-but duhgenerecy

Ryder Collins
Ryder Collins

Why does the idea of people having sex differently to you upset you so much? Is it because Daddy ruined your asshole so hard that it ruined anal sex for you forever?

Liam Roberts
Liam Roberts

Does your local theater know they're missing their projectionist?

Alexander Cox
Alexander Cox

t. pious puritan

Levi Morgan
Levi Morgan

Anal is for closeted homosexuals.

Prove me wrong.

You can't.

So by your logic oral sex is for closed homosexuals too because men have mouths too.

Handjobs too must therefore be gay because also men have hands.

Titfuck is also for closed homosexuals by your logic because fat men also have boobs.

Hugging is for closed homosexuals also because you can also hug men.

Having woman rub your dick with her feet is clearly closed homosexual act because men also have feet.

Kissing is also for closed homosexuals because you can also kiss a man.

I'm beginning to think that you might be the only homosexual here and are afraid of the fact so you must lash out. Or then again you could just be autistic fuckā€¦

Julian Moore
Julian Moore

You're making all these assumptions based off thinking that he meant it's only gay because men have an asshole. Your reply should have been "how?", not a massive tl;dr thinking you can read his mind, dipshit.

Anthony Wright
Anthony Wright

This coming from someone who has tried it with two different girls.
Check out this player.

Luke Morales
Luke Morales

aperture labratories
I want to jump into her portal

Chase Diaz
Chase Diaz

propulsion gel

Carson Diaz
Carson Diaz

Calls others autistic
Writes autistic response

Nathan Hughes
Nathan Hughes

just pull this face

Michael Diaz
Michael Diaz

Nothing hotter than fucking a girl in the hole she poops from.

Liam Wilson
Liam Wilson

I've only fucked a girl in the ass 3 times, none of the experiences was pleasant. Its kinda taboo but your dick gets covered with shit, it smells and frankly a rectum doesn't feel as good as a vagina.

David Rogers
David Rogers

Bet it didn't take long for her to turn into an anal slut like a good girl. She should be thanking him for opening her eyes to tapping into the potential of that hole as any girl should.

Nathan Richardson
Nathan Richardson

Anal's only fun as a way of humiliating her.

Dylan Kelly
Dylan Kelly

I have never had this problem when fucking girls in the ass.

Austin Reed
Austin Reed

Its clear as daylight that this man is a closet homosexual. If given the opportunity this man will assume the position and prepare his anus.

Connor Thomas
Connor Thomas

by ur logic… >:)
doesn't use their logic

Christian Carter
Christian Carter

FUTANARI IS THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN RACE GOD PLEASE

Mason Ramirez
Mason Ramirez

I don't get what everyone's problem is, I let this girl fuck me in the ass once and It was okay.

Luke Wood
Luke Wood


You have that wrong. He would prepare his anus and assume the position. This is the correct order. He can't prepare his anus AFTER assuming the position, can he? I think that might be a tad difficult

Blake Gonzalez
Blake Gonzalez

Anal sex guide

Nolan Davis
Nolan Davis

I have never had this problem when fucking girls in the ass.
girls

Yeah, i will bet they were "girls".

Oliver Hughes
Oliver Hughes

dubs check'em

Ryan Howard
Ryan Howard

Getting triggered this hard
Analqueers are so gay lmao

Liam Parker
Liam Parker

=Step 1=
Get a girlfriend.

You see the problem here right?

Easton Perez
Easton Perez

Much easier anal-ising a girl who you're on a one night stand with, as the thrill is her feeling like a slut, than a girl you've gotten into a relationship, as her thrill is emotional connection and mutual respect/having power over you.

Christopher Cruz
Christopher Cruz

Why so butthurt, user?

Caleb Baker
Caleb Baker

My bowels are designed for shit, user, not cock

Hunter Lee
Hunter Lee

You must be retarded…

Lucas Campbell
Lucas Campbell

All of you afraid of anal sex should read this.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a17749/anal-sex-misconceptions/

Or google some other stuff up about it before going all ape shit about things you do not know or understand.

Anthony Lewis
Anthony Lewis

I agree.

Isaac Johnson
Isaac Johnson

what kind of idiot thinks any of those 10 things are true?

Charles James
Charles James

Cites a source
Cosmopolitan

End your life.

John Clark
John Clark

Anal is the fruit of the gods. Pussy just cannot compare. I fuck my girls tight hole more than her pussy. It's kinkier. It's humiliating. It's tighter. It's rougher. She loves it too. If you think pussy is better then you are a lying fucking faggot. A pussy will never squeeze your cock so tight you cum without moving.

Sebastian Ross
Sebastian Ross

gf has a blown out pussy
THIS IS WHY ANAL IS SO GUD, GUIZE

Hunter Anderson
Hunter Anderson

Even the tightest pussy cannot compare to an average asshole. They are literally meant to squeeze closed. Pussy has no such power. Anal is the rad as fuck. I'm thinking of putting her in vaginal chastity and making her an anal only whore.

Gavin Clark
Gavin Clark

I heard someone once described anal as feeling "grainy".

Jason Cox
Jason Cox

wat

Joseph Collins
Joseph Collins

Hand is tighter than asshole. Nothing is better than fapping, right guys?

Leo Powell
Leo Powell

What the hell? It feels like a tighter kinkier pussy.

It's tighter. it's warmer. it's kinkier. Another person will always be better than your hand. Anal is the best. get over it faggot. I love teasing her until she presses her asshole against my cock begging to get it in.

Charles Sullivan
Charles Sullivan

Not that I really care how it is for her, but I don't know how women can have an orgasm through the ass considering they don't have prostates. Seems like it's just the kink factor

Jaxson Green
Jaxson Green

To all the faggots in the thread calling tightness of assholes better…

Just admit you have a cock smaller than 4 inches and the average pussy is built for real men.

So all you fags go ahead putting it in the pooper but know you are forever inferior

Caleb Thompson
Caleb Thompson

The length of the dick has less to do with stretching out pussy than the thickness.You probably have a thin dick and hence you banging your woman has not stretched her pussy to the point where you would seek a tight female anus to penetrate. Your womans pussy remains tight because your slender penis has had no impact on her pussy.

Therefore you literally are a pencil dick

Jackson Campbell
Jackson Campbell

Guys! How dare you have an anal thread without me!
Anal is a fantastic way to experience a sexual experience beyond that of a ministerial priest's teaching ways.

Test for y'all.
Start spanking your butt. Hard. and see how you feel afterwards.

Logan Diaz
Logan Diaz

And WHO GIVES A FUCK IF ITS GAY OR NOT.Really it depends on who/what you're doing it with. If you're fucking a woman and she likes it so what?
it makes up for the fact that you have a small penis
Also cumming in a woman's ads is an easy way to save on a diaper bill/child support.
That's the fucking point you fucks are missing.

Juan Cook
Juan Cook

Salty he don't got that length.

David Bell
David Bell

Stay mad pencil dick

Jose Ward
Jose Ward

Posts a CLEARLY shooped image.

Its like you're not even trying. Are all short-dicked faggots ducks or just you?

Kevin Ross
Kevin Ross

Jeez you are either virginal or just dumb.You wash that ass out first then no shit on dick.example:Drunk at 2 am smoking weed with very drunk girl in alley beehind bar.Making out ,slipped tip of finger into her ass ,chick moaned and arched her back.Reach in dumpster ,pull out plastic soda bottle….run back into restroom fill bottle with warm water.Rush back outside forcefully thrust bottle into her ass and squeeze.Chick squirts shit and water onto ally wall.Im in her ass instantly.Cum buckets in 2 minutes.Zip up go back into bar leaving her with cum running out of ass.No shit on dick.beetter than any pussy.

Jace Sanchez
Jace Sanchez

…. are you, um, single by any chance? ;_;

Wow. Just wow.

Eli White
Eli White

Yeah,fapping while eating out some chicks ass

Jeremiah Hughes
Jeremiah Hughes

Nope married to a girl who prefers anal while she fingers her pussy .Vaginal is like maybee 20 % of our sex life.The drunk chick in the alley was 2 years beefore I married.

Nathan Young
Nathan Young

not wanting some chocolate on your sausage.

bad taste user.

Connor Allen
Connor Allen

Implying it's overated

Josiah Butler
Josiah Butler

I've put a lot of though into this. Guys who really push for anal and demand it from their girlfriends do it beecause they have small dicks or inferiority problems. They can't get the satisfaction of filling a pussy up and stretching it. Having to hold back sometimes for their girls comfort but beeing able to give her a thorough fuck when she wants it even though she'll bee sore for days.

Sebastian Ortiz
Sebastian Ortiz

Reading back my comment typos and realizing my keyboard is shitty from fucking me up the ass in Doom. I need a new one.

Connor Diaz
Connor Diaz

You have never beeen laid.

Matthew Ward
Matthew Ward

Sorry about your small dick.

Isaiah Lee
Isaiah Lee

kek. Pencil dick BTFO so bad he won't give up.

Easton Garcia
Easton Garcia

Let's please stop talking about anal sex… it's a right pain in the ass.

Isaac White
Isaac White

Anal is good if you make the woman take an enema first. Cosmopolitan is right about two things though and that is use lubes if you have to and take it slow and ease your way up. Like all things, anal sex done right is great

Andrew Rogers
Andrew Rogers

Its kinda taboo but your dick gets covered with shit
You just had the misfortune of assfucking a girl who doesn't know how to prep and take care of herself. That's not the way its supposed to be user. I'm sorry she ruined it for you.

Any girl or fag who regularly has anal will tell you there's no excuse for getting shit on your dick ever.

Samuel James
Samuel James

For girls there's often more sensation internally from ass penetration than vaginal penetration, because the ass doesn't get overexcited and lube too much, and is also tighter. So there's more friction. And as long the clit is getting stimulated as well (some girls dont even need that) girls can/will orgasm. The clit stim can be as minor as the guys balls/pelvis depending on the positoin tapping it. There's also a bit of pain doing anal and some girls really like that mixture of pain and pleasure.

Bentley Hall
Bentley Hall

I for one wear a butt plug almost anywhere I go. At Halloween to parties, I wear my fox tail butt plug that goes through a hole I've cut in my shorts. I like it when people pull and tug on it. They think it's attached to the shorts.

Jaxon Barnes
Jaxon Barnes

You should try it, it's great.

Ethan Lee
Ethan Lee

/thread

Eli White
Eli White

Hugging

Gaaaayyy!

Brody Evans
Brody Evans

guaranteed never tried
the more painful it is the more pleasurable it is since her insides push back stronger.
Leave her bleeding and inside out when you're done for the most enjoyable experience

Juan Russell
Juan Russell

Very basic but essential I suppose.

Isaac Perez
Isaac Perez

yes. that about sums it up well.

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