Alright so you awake one morning to see a bearded man in a toga, who's quite tall, maybe 7"5'?
"Who are you?" You respond.
"I am the Lord, Thy God."
"Is homosexuality, or at least same-sex sexual activities a sin?"
"I don't give a fuck. Kind of gross, but we all do things behind closed doors. (Well, except for me of course.)"
The room fills with a magnificent gust of wind. And at this point it is obvious to you that you are standing before the Lord Himself, who in his infinite love has decided to visit a neckbeard NEET at 2 pm.
"Well looks like you've already wasted your one question. Goodbye."
"Wait, wait!! I beg of you! I have to admit that one wasn't of great importance, but you know, standing in front of My Lord and all, I had a hard time thinking."
"Very well, I will give you one last chance. If you screw this up, I'm leaving. I've got a long day ahead of me; creating boulders so heavy I can, and paradoxically. can't lift them, diplomacy with Satan, etc. It's not like I just sit around up there."
"Anon, I am here to answer one and only one question for you, no matter what it is about."
"Well God, I guess I'd like a bunch of money, $2, but I suppose $1 would also be fine."
"Goddammit you're a fucking faggot. I said that I would answer one question not give you one thing. I'm beginning to think I'm wasting my time here. It's the Sabbath, and I was going to get high, jack off, play video games, and shitpost. So cut to it, mortal."
"What happens when we die?"
"Well the thing user, is, that you're the only soul on earth. You're going to have to live the life of every human being that has ever existed and ever will exist. Anyways, I'm pretty eager to get to the gym. Civilize the mind, but make savage the body. Later."