How do I get a cutie wacky GF?

Henry Torres
Henry Torres

How do I get a cutie wacky GF?

Lucas Thompson
Lucas Thompson

find wacky girl
ask her out
if she says no, go back to step one

Brayden Bell
Brayden Bell

Shoeonhead

Evan Cruz
Evan Cruz

No, stupid!

What OP wants is a cheat-code-esq way to find a gf. Something so easy to do he can do it from behind his computer screen in less than 5 minutes. Yet something that nobody has ever talked about until now. You're so dumb (:

Thomas Morales
Thomas Morales

Found the Christfag.

William Johnson
William Johnson

Talk to lots of girls
Eventually meet girls both cute and wacky
Eventually one digs you
cute and wacky gf.

Jeremiah Cook
Jeremiah Cook

start going to boring shit that you hate e.g. theatre, book clubs, zumba classes
speak to the girls at these activities, try to target ones that have come in a small group of all females
your ideal target will know that they are boring, and tries to compensate for this by having a tatoo, or dyes their hair, or talks loud and with deliberate "OMG I'm such a clutz/nerd/whatever" moments, not realizing that having a cool hat or tattoo isn't a substitute for being interesting to talk to
tell them to get a coffee with you
???
unhappily ever after

Jack Davis
Jack Davis

I see. so it's like when someone asks how to make money and then gets mad when you give him good financial advice because it takes a while for that to work

Samuel Powell
Samuel Powell

try to target ones that have come in a small group of all females
wouldn't it be better to target ones who come alone?

Jaxson Perry
Jaxson Perry

Go back in time to before feminism existed

Connor Bailey
Connor Bailey

how do I make money, user?

Carson Ramirez
Carson Ramirez

Give me your credit card number. I'll invest your money well.

Brayden Davis
Brayden Davis

You don't get out much do you?

Grayson Watson
Grayson Watson

buy 2channel stock

Nathan Sanchez
Nathan Sanchez

Note: She tried to get popular by playing off of Boxxys popularity.

She's been trying to get YT famous for years

Luke Powell
Luke Powell

independent researcher here, we can't reproduce the results

how are you going to do the first step?

doesn't sound too convincing

Adam Hill
Adam Hill

10/10 comeback

Josiah Morgan
Josiah Morgan

Rohypnol?

Austin Hill
Austin Hill

how are you going to do the first step?
walk around downtown, wherever there's people

PokeStop clusters are good for this

Alexander Perry
Alexander Perry

Kill yourself

Christopher Flores
Christopher Flores

Offer her cocaine.

Matthew Peterson
Matthew Peterson

Have her take the BBC.

No one cared who Shoeonhead was until she took the BBC and became le epic fanny utubr.

Owen Nguyen
Owen Nguyen

just random people in the streets? lel

i don't into pokemon goy

Adrian Hall
Adrian Hall

the big black cock?
when did that happen?

Angel Torres
Angel Torres

if your goal is to find a particular type of person, it seems logical to go where there's lots of people

Aaron Powell
Aaron Powell

Kidnapping.

John Gomez
John Gomez

Your containment board is this way /shoe0nhead/index.html

Colton Hughes
Colton Hughes

how about a nerdy girl? you don't see those outside. or maybe i'm making this too difficult.

Jordan Baker
Jordan Baker

nerdy girls aren't all shut-ins

Nathaniel Taylor
Nathaniel Taylor

no because girls that spend time alone doing things they enjoy are confident and would be out of your league

Jacob Sanders
Jacob Sanders

This chick strikes me as the kind of chick who will never think a guy is good enough unless he's a mind reading chick flick Ryan Gosling clone.

She'll never be able to comprehend that the dudes who "fit" that mold, are faking it in the hopes that she'll let them bareback her.

Cooper Harris
Cooper Harris

talk to people.

John Rivera
John Rivera

Finally this bitch got slapped around a bit.

Nathaniel Carter
Nathaniel Carter

someone please explain i dont have 5+ minutes

Cooper Bennett
Cooper Bennett

guy trusted a woman
the usual ensues

Joseph Powell
Joseph Powell

cheated on?
Had a fallout?
she hit him?
He hit her?
oh hai mark

Landon James
Landon James

be over 6 feet tall and in good shape. Shoe is dating Armoured Skeptic, the guy is like 6'4'' and fit. You could never get a girl like shoe0nhead, you repulsive neckbearded faggot.

Tyler Jenkins
Tyler Jenkins

nope
he had surgery.
she got angry at him for some reason
She physically abused him while he was weak
later she left some drugs, called the police, and bailed.
he got arrested and completely screwed his life over
she lattered called ex-wife to tell him about the drugs
ex-wife won't let him see his other kid who is completely unrelated to the drug bitch.

Jordan Ramirez
Jordan Ramirez

if a woman ever wrongs me this way i won't accept it, i'll shoot her up and walk to the nearest police station with her body on my shoulders

Joseph Hill
Joseph Hill

by not being a worthless fuck

Chase Young
Chase Young

She physically abused
tbh he deserves it if this faggot can't defend himself

Anthony Long
Anthony Long

When you are right out of having heart surgery a toddler could beat you up…

Aaron Diaz
Aaron Diaz

She also gave away his dog and won't tell him who to

Ryan Jones
Ryan Jones

CAREFULLY

the cuty "quirky" ones are usually the most crazy

Josiah Watson
Josiah Watson

You don't. You shut the hell up and die alone like the rest of us.

Christopher Brooks
Christopher Brooks

Fucking exactly

Dominic Nelson
Dominic Nelson

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