Get a girlfriend>im 18 years old, second girlfriend ever>my first gf in 6...

Adrian Mitchell
Adrian Mitchell

get a girlfriend
im 18 years old, second girlfriend ever
my first gf in 6 years
shes my only friend too
been dating for 9 months and things are great

all I think about is the day when she leaves me and ill have nothing to live for again
it makes me jealous, suspicious and spiteful and completely changes my personality

Luis Stewart
Luis Stewart

GET OUT YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG

Connor Wilson
Connor Wilson

go out and join a class together

Evan Evans
Evan Evans

Eat her poo

Logan Sullivan
Logan Sullivan

Got a grilfriend since last week.
First in two years.
Dind't fuck the other one's
She's the hottest girl I ever make out with.
She fondled my erection trough my pants and sat on it of first date while I fondled her tits.
She now seem to be a tease.
Said I would love to lick her down there. And she said never.
Asked if she'd like to see me nude and she said no.
Every sexual request have been denied, beside when we kiss and I touch her butt and tits.
I also start to realise we have nothing in commun she's really sportive and like to watch sport on tv, and isn't into international movies, anime and video games.
I'm unhappy, and still masturbating to naked girls on the internet.

I'm an 18 years old virgin and can't take it anymore.

Carter Scott
Carter Scott

Next time you're fondling her, whip out your dick and start whacking it. Then take her hand and put it on your dick. If you can last a few minutes without blowing your load, tell her to get on her knees in front of you, and guide her head to your dick. Remember: Don't ask, tell.

Lincoln Miller
Lincoln Miller

I think I'll take this advice only when we are both drunk.

Thanks user.

Hunter Torres
Hunter Torres

step 1. stop putting the pussy on a pedestal
step 2. ???
step 3. profit

Ryan Nelson
Ryan Nelson

18
fuck off newfag

Kevin Lopez
Kevin Lopez

You put the pedestal in the pussy

Nathan Morales
Nathan Morales

Chad detected (or pretender to the throne of chad)

Aiden Gonzalez
Aiden Gonzalez

Why don't you go back to wiz, you fuckin bull! I bet you think girl don't like you because you are a nice guy!

Anthony Turner
Anthony Turner

lol so you're relying upon nature's amoral reproductive pragmatists for purpose and happiness

Be sure to make the follow-up thread when the other shoe drops OP you fucking clown

Benjamin Torres
Benjamin Torres

Also we are supposed to get drunk, you think shed accept taking a bat in our swimsuit.

Logan Wood
Logan Wood

english… do you speak it?

Owen Gomez
Owen Gomez

been dating for 9 months and things are great

Are you fucking? Then quit complaining. It may end next year it may end tomorrow but at least you're fucking.

Michael Gutierrez
Michael Gutierrez

Also we are supposed to get drunk, you think she'd accept taking a bath in our swimsuit?

Cameron Wood
Cameron Wood

First of all its been only 7 days nigga. She doesn't want to be a whore so she will deny you the pussy for at least 6 weeks. Just go with the flow and don't be a horny dog that fucks the air just because some girl whispered in your ear.
Take it slow, there's a framework to all this shit ya know its been built over 100,000 years of evolution, so stick to the plan. You should get at least some pussy action by the 5th major date.

Easton Hughes
Easton Hughes

I hope you're right.

But I have been on some dates with African girls (Yes litteral African, not fat cellulite ass African-American) and most of them have been the prudest girl I have met in my life, saving even their first kiss for marriage and shit, (like how the fuck do you expect to get married if you don't go out with the guy first?)

She seem normal compared to those religious freak.

So I do hope it's what you told me and not some cultural fuckery.

Dylan Torres
Dylan Torres

My girlfriend got raped and beaten. I broke up with her right after she told me. This is what happened:

Dating girlfriend for 7 months.
She wants to go to this sleazy club with her friend.
I told her I didn't want her to go.
Had an argument about it. She was like "You don't own me and I can do what I want." and that bullshit.
Told her if she went then I'm breaking up with her.
She said she wouldn't go and dropped it.
Saturday came.
Hadn't heard from her all day.
At 4AM on Sunday she calls me crying.
She says she got raped and beat up.
She went to the club anyway. Apparently she left alone with some guy and his friend to go to a party. They took her somewhere and beat her up and raped her.
Had many feelings about this, none of them pleasant.
I told her if she went to the club that I'd leave her and I told her we were over.
She started freaking out and saying she needs me right now and that she was sorry.
Told her never to call me again.
Have been getting rabid hate from her friends and my friends think I was way too cold.
She broke my trust, went somewhere I said not to, was probably going to end up cheating on me anyway and got raped and beaten over it and I'm suppose to feel sorry for her.

I saw her like yesterday and she was pretty beat up, she had bruises and a black eye and stuff. So I do believe she was raped but this wouldn't of happened if she had just listened to me. Everybody thinks I'm evil. My ex-girlfriend has been trying to talk to me but I have no desire to speak to her. You guys think I was too harsh? I just have a hard time feeling bad when I feel so right…

Kevin Barnes
Kevin Barnes

Bump

Xavier Gonzalez
Xavier Gonzalez

nice pasta

Asher Morris
Asher Morris

left alone with some guy
she was clearly gonna cheat on you.
still, should have at least picked her up or somethin and then broke it off easy.

Daniel Hughes
Daniel Hughes

Bump

Robert Cook
Robert Cook

replying to pasta

Aiden Rodriguez
Aiden Rodriguez

Wish i had a gf

Asher Cook
Asher Cook

Assuming that's not pasta you did the right thing.

William Johnson
William Johnson

Spaghetti pasta?

Asher Sanders
Asher Sanders

Normally sex takes a month or 2 but if you start kissing wait another week or 2 tops.

Hunter Turner
Hunter Turner

girlfriend
can't take nude baths together and mess around
what's even the point of having one then?

Oliver Powell
Oliver Powell

You pasta postin' bastard. I know your game now, mothafucka. I can see through all your lies.

Jaxon Evans
Jaxon Evans

ITT: user secretly sabotages autists who manage to get girlfriends into remaining virgins forever

Connor Ward
Connor Ward

Date girl.
She moves in with me
Realize I feel absolutely nothing for her.
Too much of an autist to break up with her.
Start seeing other women, hope she breaks off the relationship.
She doesn't.
Blatantly ignore and demean her while with other women.
She just takes it.
Start having sex with other women at our apartment.
She just sits in another room and listens.
She's usually teary eyed, but always smiles when she sees me.
This is starting to feel bad.

Logan Ramirez
Logan Ramirez

3sum

Christopher Stewart
Christopher Stewart

I'm not sure if the women I'm currently seeing would be up for it.
One of them is telling me to stop treating her like I do.

Kayden Diaz
Kayden Diaz

One of them is telling me to stop treating her like I do.

Oh but she's still willing to fuck you in front of her?

Why'd you let your cock out of her mouth long enough for her to say anything in the first place?

Gabriel Brooks
Gabriel Brooks

she isn't really demanding that I do, I think she just feels sorry for her.
She's some slut I know from High school, I'm basically her only source of dick now a days.

Christian Johnson
Christian Johnson

Fucking
Shit I was planning to lose my virginity today, and instead got hit on my way by a jackass driving a car. Passed the whole day/night at the hospital. My gf came to see me, but we didn't have sex.

Fuck my life.

Jonathan Cook
Jonathan Cook

Did you at least get a "I hope you are feeling better soon" handjob?

Jordan Carter
Jordan Carter

No we where in the emergency room, shared with other people.

Nathan Gutierrez
Nathan Gutierrez

That's no excuse

Lincoln Scott
Lincoln Scott

I don't want them to see my dick, I'm not a slut.

Angel Martinez
Angel Martinez

sportive

Oliver Baker
Oliver Baker

Who the fuck wants to be handed a bat when they're in their swimming costume? I can't think of a worse time. What if it bites you or something?

Jason Reed
Jason Reed

Assuming? What kind of fucking newfag are you?

Christopher Collins
Christopher Collins

They can cook too. If she's not even doing that then I don't fucking know.

Elijah Sanchez
Elijah Sanchez

Just fucking rape the shit out of her you useless faggot.

Aaron Torres
Aaron Torres

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