What do the ideal borders of Europe look like?

Henry Cox
Henry Cox

What do the ideal borders of Europe look like?

Jace Howard
Jace Howard

North Africa
Europe

Leo Morales
Leo Morales

letting italians and frogs live
split the frogs between iberia and germany and nuke italy to prevent the pizza menace from spreading

Henry Murphy
Henry Murphy

I agree that the French are pretty bad, but what's wrong with the Italians?

Parker Turner
Parker Turner

I love the EU tbh

Ryan Martin
Ryan Martin

Kys

Noah Gutierrez
Noah Gutierrez

Hitler would have wanted Pan-European superstate too m8.
same comrad.

Jordan Collins
Jordan Collins

Finland
Russian Empire

Christopher Williams
Christopher Williams

tfw no finnish gf to secure a future for the white race with

Nolan Diaz
Nolan Diaz

white

Nathan Martin
Nathan Martin

Why the fuck would you give Spain to Liberia. You just put Muslims in Europe.

Nathaniel Gray
Nathaniel Gray

You're a fucking idiot.

Dominic Williams
Dominic Williams

Why just Europe?

this was a kind of a thought experiment into what would have happened if the Crusades were successful

Elijah Bell
Elijah Bell

wanting Germany to be a super-state
your map will be out of date soon
will need turkey to be added in

Easton Cooper
Easton Cooper

so the world would have ended up pretty much exactly like it did in the real 19th century?

seems unlikely

Camden Cruz
Camden Cruz

unified scandinavia
byzantium survived
scandinavia unified
italy colonising most of africa and the east indies
spain and portugal owning most of west africa
france owning most of the middle east and iran and having colonies in east africa
poland stronk

Tyler Cruz
Tyler Cruz

UK will never leave.

Kayden Morales
Kayden Morales

poland stronk

Adam Barnes
Adam Barnes

that's why I said 'pretty much'

Jack Williams
Jack Williams

read the spoiler new friend

Mason Morales
Mason Morales

What the fuck is this garbage?

Andrew Williams
Andrew Williams

Blue is Europe.
Red is Russia.
Grey is a DMZ wasteland.
Brown are the United States of Muhammad.
Black is Africa.

Lincoln Johnson
Lincoln Johnson

Why would that be the ideal Europe?

Ian White
Ian White

Because everyone can STFU then.

Aiden Wilson
Aiden Wilson

why do you say that?
a majority want it and the referendum decided it.
how, after that, can the uk not leave the eu?

Jackson Harris
Jackson Harris

Russia still couldn't take Finland, and everyone knows it.

Alexander Lopez
Alexander Lopez

finland was part of the russian empire up to 20th centuary

Xavier Morales
Xavier Morales

Just the same only they all say British 'whatever'.

Asher Baker
Asher Baker

faroe island in great britain, not scandinavia
Finalnd, Saaremaraa, Estonia, Riga not part of Scandinavia
Denmark part of Germany, not Scandinavia
Kallingrad part of Germany, Not Russia
Low countries part of Germany
Romania included, and not with additional land in Ukraine
Tunisia part of Italy, not France
New Byzantium not coloured purple, and including the former yugoslavia
Poland moved south and east, and pink

Could go on but got bored of saying all this shit

Landon Long
Landon Long

this is what Fingolians actually believe

Ryder Morris
Ryder Morris

what do the colors mean tho

Gavin Lee
Gavin Lee

that yellow country is fucked if anyone declares war on them

spread all over the edges of Europe like that, they'd need the greatest navy in the world

William White
William White

Turkey will never get in the EU, it's just a stupid meme. Basically the EU and Turkey tolerate each other and cut deals all the time and some funny fucker threw in the chance for ascendancy in one of the deals decades ago.

Wyatt Gutierrez
Wyatt Gutierrez

Red - The Germanopolishczechlolithuani-belarusian Republic:

A federal democratic republic that prides itself on being really similar to the USA, but with more Japanese culture.

Blue - The Confederation of the South:

A secessionist group of states that decided to leave the Republic and become their own independent body. They hate the idea of Yugoslavia and fucked up the borders so bad that it could never exist again.

Yellow - The RYFTA (Random Yellow Free Trade Association):

They love commerce, and hate commies. They have a big trade fleet of colossal ships with cities on top, travelling between Crimea and Bornholm.

Grey - Socialismism:

A big, communist country. 100 years ago, they accidentally conquered Valencia when they were taking over land near the Pyrenees. They hate the RYFTA.

Orange - Basques in the Woods:

They used to be part of Socialismism, but seceded because they wanted to live in the trees and be more in-tune with nature.

Green - The Green Empire:

A big, Fascist Empire ruled by Gary, a ruthless dictator. They conquer all in sight; luckily for other nations, they suffer from a severe epidemic of myopia, so they don't see much to conquer.

Pink - East Hungary:

They gave everything west of the Danube (represented by a black line, because I suck at euro geography) to the Republic, because they don't care for West Hungary at all.

Purple - Latvia:

It's literally just Latvia.

White:

A bunch of boring countries like L├Žso, The Rest of Spain, Austria-Slovakia, Ukraine, Anatolia, Morocco, Kosovo, and Carthage.

Kayden Campbell
Kayden Campbell

Yeah, they are pretty much a federation of naval powers who organized trade via a gigantic fleet. Each individual territory can for the most part hold their own against invasion, but their real power is at sea.

Evan Jackson
Evan Jackson

It looks better that way
The Baltics and Finland are rightful Russian clay
It looks better that way
Are you fucking retarded
Frogs got the French speaking half of Belgium
Why would Romania have Russian clay anyway? I was nice enough to let them have Bessarabia.
Frenchies don't deserve good colonies
The Balkans are rightful Byzantine clay
Are you fucking retarded

Julian Peterson
Julian Peterson

Iberia you moron. That's what their peninsula is called. The Iberian Peninsula

Anthony Clark
Anthony Clark

It's Scandinavia. Invading them presents many of the same problems as invading Russia; it's cold as shit. That and they have a history of being tough motherfuckers.

Alexander Carter
Alexander Carter

Is that EU3?

Hudson Murphy
Hudson Murphy

Wait nvm I thought you meant the OP image

Charles Price
Charles Price

its an EU3 map yeah

Alexander Young
Alexander Young

why does everyone have such a hard on for Germany?

Aiden Perez
Aiden Perez

mainly because they're the only ones who tried to eliminate the jews instead of passing the problem to somebody else

Ian Johnson
Ian Johnson

Because Stormfags

Brandon Rodriguez
Brandon Rodriguez

Stop believing Jewish lies.

Landon Smith
Landon Smith

Because the borders of Imperial Germany are very pretty, that's why Poland should give them their clay back.

Tyler Ward
Tyler Ward

The shoah happened, and we enjoyed every minute of it. Of course it wasn't anything like the jewish historians say

Asher Lee
Asher Lee

It wasn't a lie. Those Jews got gassed, and the only thing Hitler did wrong was he didn't finish the job

Kayden Brown
Kayden Brown

Whatever you say Schlomo

Ryder Kelly
Ryder Kelly

What should happen:
1. The British Isles should unite into a secular republic. This includes Ireland. Abolish Christianity and remove kebab.

2. Restore Germany to 1918 borders.

3. Restore Hungary.

4. Merge Poland, Belarus, and Ukraine into Russia.

5. Split the Balkans between Greece and Serbia for the most part. Emperor Trump will annex Slovenia for the benefit of the Empress.

What will happen:
1. Islamic State in Europe, triple capital cities of London, Paris, and Berlin.

2. Non-muslims flee to Russia.

3. World War 3: Russia vs Islamic Europe

Colton Green
Colton Green

Europe is pretty much killing itself with all of these refugees. Where will it end?

Wyatt Murphy
Wyatt Murphy

Okay, here's the idea behind this offering:

What if King Kanute's north sea Empire had been consolidated by his heirs? What could the world look like into modern times with this twist?

In this Europe, the British Isles, the kingdom of Norway, and the vassal states of Normandy, Friesland and other related territories remain in the consolidated North Sea Empire.
Moving east, a unified Slav nation based around Kyiv could perhaps form, distraught at the loss of the Pentarchy (Byzantium) an Orthodox church crusade recaptured much of the Muslim held territories in Europe, including the proudly restored Constantinople. From this position of strengh, little could stop the march east all the way to the pacific.
In the lighter red we see a United kingdoms of Poland and Lithuania, through mutual strengh their lands and position in Europe was assured into modern times.
South we see the Venetian trade league in purple, in reality this would be a collection of city states, minor kingdoms and duchies, secure from rivals by trade agreements, with Venice at the centre of the web.
Elsewhere in Italy the Papal States retained its position and strengthened, dominating it's poorer rivals in the abscence of powerful allies abroad.
In central Europe, the Holy Roman Empire remains, Germany thus far not formed as a nation, and the ambitions of Austria, Bohemia and others restrained by a more robust Empire.
France still retains it's might, but without certain familiar territories in the north and west. Rivalries with Spain, the Holy Roman Empire, and of course the North Sea Empire see France fail to fully spread it's wings stuck between so much might.
Spain and Portugal are largely unaffected…

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