Self brag thread

Jayden Hall
Jayden Hall

Holla Forums what are you good at?

Brayden Cook
Brayden Cook

wanking

Oliver Morales
Oliver Morales

Dice rollRolled 403, 156, 760, 320, 57, 843, 648, 526, 881, 972, 727, 550, 351, 836, 949, 232, 803, 475, 567, 607, 251, 926, 838, 683, 240, 403, 482, 505, 87, 483, 849, 489, 638, 585, 809, 694, 403, 433, 195, 259, 381, 922, 809, 731, 733, 734, 963, 512, 184, 505, 94, 434, 407, 932, 92, 647, 310, 574, 128, 397, 32, 977, 885, 670, 538, 670, 339, 940, 78, 534, 175, 458, 432, 984, 165, 140, 693, 103, 652, 876, 608, 746, 286, 1015, 653, 377, 638, 963, 951, 765, 335, 983, 717, 195, 628, 230, 865, 967, 146, 943, 476, 321, 376, 907, 280, 541, 23, 973, 643, 675, 824, 227, 396, 85, 217, 24, 462, 854, 986, 389, 595, 297, 347, 288, 491, 974, 518, 332, 917, 664, 250, 369, 984, 626, 251, 240, 142, 274, 188, 785, 948, 1012, 1011, 319, 73, 204, 343, 535, 34, 305, 923, 628, 601, 245, 916, 68, 195, 409, 399, 87, 48, 649, 455, 8, 250, 706, 248, 391, 980, 436, 151, 904, 423, 138, 199, 496, 341, 542, 6, 374, 846, 928, 1002, 423, 149, 893, 491, 343, 277, 889, 430, 325, 513, 885, 333, 762, 567, 581, 129, 523 + 999999 = 1103255 (200d1024)

Shit posting

Wyatt Rogers
Wyatt Rogers

Nothing

Can you say the same? No, I didn't think so.

Justin Lopez
Justin Lopez

Actually.

You're right

Samuel White
Samuel White

Doing ridiculous amounts of drugs and not dying from it.

Henry Brown
Henry Brown

i'm very accurate when i pee

Lincoln Miller
Lincoln Miller

What a paradox, I guess you could say that you're good at doing nothing.

You're a winner, user!

Eli Robinson
Eli Robinson

Rapping
Guitar
Thinking
Shitposting
Shitposting without thinking

Hudson Cooper
Hudson Cooper

nothing

Ian Jackson
Ian Jackson

rapping
what a fucking faggot

Benjamin Gray
Benjamin Gray

Sex, masturbation, writing, critical thinking, about half of sports I play, I'm extremely funny, eating pussy (though I don't really enjoy it), making women cum with my fingers, Dark Souls, I have extremely fast reflexes, and banging your mom raw dog.

Aaron Martinez
Aaron Martinez

vydia and mango

Ryder Gomez
Ryder Gomez

computers, technology, videogames, art, engineering, reverse engineering, general mechanics, photoshop, video editing, cooking, not dying.

Do the mental arts count?

If so:
reading, writing, thinking, uncleing, shitposting.

Alexander Lee
Alexander Lee

I'm a pretty good physicist, but somehow still manage to be physically fit and social. Somehow still ended up here wanking to anime, though.

Andrew Long
Andrew Long

nothing

Levi Russell
Levi Russell

I'm decent at singing and memorizing. When I go to karaoke and I get most of the timing and words down without looking at the screen

I'm all right drawing, but I need to practice a lot more to an acceptable level for myself.

I'm good at equation oriented math. I've gone up through calc 3 and differential equations.

I can read fast and rap fast.

I can make a really loud sound with my tongue and the roof of my mouth

Dominic Anderson
Dominic Anderson

Drawing cartoons
Chatting to people

Easton Perez
Easton Perez

Making dogs that have been tied up outside shops while their owners are inside happy and not lonely until their owners come back

Angel Moore
Angel Moore

making excuses

Justin Ross
Justin Ross

running in heels, bulshitting essays, and sex

who wants proof

Kevin Watson
Kevin Watson

You tryin' to bullshit me cabron?

Jeremiah Morales
Jeremiah Morales

whoops, forgot pic

Nathaniel Powell
Nathaniel Powell

I'm good at swimming, fighting, cooking, fixing broken things, sewing by hand or with a machine, welding, doing woodwork, jury-riging stuff, talking my way in to girls panties, giving multiple orgasms to girls, giving massage (with or without a happy ending), drinking vodka, solving problems, dancing waltz or tango, singing old local songs.

Kayden Taylor
Kayden Taylor

me. I want proof

Isaac Brooks
Isaac Brooks

Procrastination. Bullshitting. Taking advantage of others.

Logan Perry
Logan Perry

which bit exactly?

Charles Green
Charles Green

all 3

Parker Nelson
Parker Nelson

okay well I'll film myself running in heels. give me a topic to write a 300 words essay on in whatever time limit and I don't know how to prove the sex bit

Andrew Lopez
Andrew Lopez

You're a good guy, user

Wyatt Martin
Wyatt Martin

spiritual lyrical individual

Parker Stewart
Parker Stewart

I've managed to keep the same glass bong without breaking it for over a year, even though it's travelled miles. I guess that counts as something

You're one of the good guys user

Chase Gonzalez
Chase Gonzalez

i made all of these. does that count?

Lucas Ross
Lucas Ross

is that a cast iron hammer or is it forged?

Camden Rodriguez
Camden Rodriguez

neither. i took two thick pieces of steel and welded them together, and then ground the whole thing flat

Asher Perry
Asher Perry

do you use it and if so, is it durable?

Carter Reed
Carter Reed

congratulations, you have no fucking talent. All of these things look like fucking shit

Nathan Bennett
Nathan Bennett

I made the Deans list with a perfect 4.0 gpa 2 out of 4 semesters without opening a book or studying. I only went to class lectures. The other two semesters I had a 3.9 and a 3.5.

In college
Super hard 4th semester class need to pass to graduate
Every class everyone takes pages of notes every class
I sit in the back half asleep
Teacher tells me I should be taking notes or I wont pass
Tell him I'm good don't worry about me
Finals come
Teacher goes to hand back final exams
Gives the class Im a disappointed in most of you talk due to grades being so low on the final
Get mine back
95%
Girl that sits next to me asks my score
Tell her nonchalantly "Oh I got a 95"
Others give me dirty looks when they hear
She starts crying because she failed
Walk out not caring with a smug look on my face.

I will out preform or beat most people at almost anything and very naturally talented.

Owen Gonzalez
Owen Gonzalez

i don't use it. i gave it to my sister because she wanted it, and it probably sits in the corner of her closet collecting dust.
you could probably use it though if you really wanted

Asher James
Asher James

it must suck to be a worthless piece of shit to the point where you feel like you have to bring others down.

Juan Flores
Juan Flores

but this is Holla Forums

Ayden Morales
Ayden Morales

that's true… but I bet my farts kill more children that yours!

Justin James
Justin James

Raging.

Jonathan Ross
Jonathan Ross

in nothing

Joshua Ross
Joshua Ross

What class was it?

Nolan Garcia
Nolan Garcia

That's a bold claim.

Christopher Hernandez
Christopher Hernandez

I'm very patient at times.
Very.

Henry King
Henry King

I'm actually pretty good at pretending to be retarded online.
inb4 >pretending

Carter Moore
Carter Moore

no you're not

Owen Evans
Owen Evans

You wanna go, fucker?

Cameron Parker
Cameron Parker

Constitutional Law.
The teacher was a former cop a lawyer and a judge with a masters in Education and a PHD in something I cant remember right now. Had to learn a ton of cases and what they said and what happened in that case that it went to the supreme court.

Jayden Roberts
Jayden Roberts

I've done this before in applied differential equations. I didn't study for the tests and still made a 97 and a 90. Unfortunately, I missed the final because I misinterpreted the syllabus and got the wrong date. Almost fucked my GPA up but we get to choose one class as pass/fail so it doesn't count.

Sebastian Kelly
Sebastian Kelly

i'm like this, but probably not as good. in general, with book work, i just pay attention and do pretty well on tests without having to take any notes.

Jack Rodriguez
Jack Rodriguez

orally and manually pleasuring people for money

surviving

shooting

Jackson Turner
Jackson Turner

I'm a pretty good cook.

Kevin Peterson
Kevin Peterson

Pretending i'm smart

Tyler Ramirez
Tyler Ramirez

I'm good at being alone. At people not wanting to talk to me or be around me.
actually I'm pro at that.

Asher Green
Asher Green

You were just in the pony thread what are you doing? Just spamming?

Adam Reed
Adam Reed

dark souls
playing that edgelord game
"I'm so hardcore i dont play casual games lol"

Aiden Allen
Aiden Allen

dark souls is pretty good, but don't fall for the shilling of anything after and including dark souls 2. Also try to ignore e-sports or lulsohardcore cancer since they don't actually like video games
not that user btw

Carson Green
Carson Green

im like this.
i slept through high school while all the teachers said "You're never gonna pass if you just sleep in class like that."
the look on their faces when i aced all of my tests and turned in all my homework.
i feel like Good Will Hunting

Austin Phillips
Austin Phillips

I can cum in less than two minutes

Adrian White
Adrian White

Said the Bishop to the Actress

Michael Hall
Michael Hall

Im good at sneaking.

Wyatt Reed
Wyatt Reed

it doesn't work when the sentence you reply to is already dirty

Nathan Phillips
Nathan Phillips

I also am good at finding scenes to take pictures of.

Evan Hughes
Evan Hughes

I'm the best there is at bragging.
Raise your game, noggers

Angel Allen
Angel Allen

not if those pics are anything to go by

Nicholas Taylor
Nicholas Taylor

How about this one?

Dylan Reyes
Dylan Reyes

better. the fog is very nice

Adam Butler
Adam Butler

try this one.
Its the bay bridge.
Looking towards the east bay from San Francisco

Kayden Long
Kayden Long

This is a picture of the financial district/ civic center from the same building i took the night bridge picture

Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams

Here is a nighttime shot of the SF skyline

Levi Jackson
Levi Jackson

this one is pretty good, but the others all suffer from one problem, which is that you have a poor sense of composition
and that's coming from someone who also has shit composition.

Brody Lee
Brody Lee

These photos are taken with high aperture and are untouched. I could spruce them up, after all I am a mac fag

Ethan Butler
Ethan Butler

did that guy watch the Ring video?

Henry Powell
Henry Powell

I did see that movie….
Oh shit

Aiden Sanchez
Aiden Sanchez

How about now?
I touched up:

That glow from the bright lights isn't something you can change very significantly. The settings on my camera amplified the light in order to capture this much detail on a dark night.

Cooper Thompson
Cooper Thompson

you can post-process them til the cows come home, its not going to fix the boring composition, although you might be able to salvage something with cropping

compare yours to these photos i found on google. these ones are very exciting and dynamic, and yours look very boring and flat

i'm not trying to insult you, by the way. i'm trying to give constructive criticism

Jack Rogers
Jack Rogers

I'm the fastest masturbator alive.

Kayden Nelson
Kayden Nelson

for example, i tried to crop the excess out of this. personally i think it looks better this way, but if you don't like it, then to each his own i guess…

Joshua Brooks
Joshua Brooks

Its fine user. If you like a piece cut it out. I take the scene I like and keep it for myself first, others second. Its not like I get paid for this

Nicholas Harris
Nicholas Harris

well the most important thing is that you like what you're doing. if you like them the way they are, i'm not going to sit here and tell you that you're wrong.

Kevin Evans
Kevin Evans

Manipulating people.

Landon Richardson
Landon Richardson

To other people its just another picture but to me its the moment when I took it. I spend a lot of time on buildings around my area just looking out over the distance and the pictures i take bring me back to the moment I took them.

Jackson Fisher
Jackson Fisher

being annoying

Angel Young
Angel Young

I can learn the lyrics to most songs after listening to it a couple of times

People's parents always really like me

I can eat pretty much anything without getting ill

I can out drink pretty much everyone I know

I learn new things fast, but also get bored of almost all subjects and jobs very fast

I got very good at reading body language and subtext in conversation, actually a bit of a pain as I can't "turn it off" and just talk to people anymore

Good at clandestine, Machiavellian projects, I often get bored at work and shit stir to the point that people quit, or cause people to fall out with one another, but I never get in trouble or caught at it

I have excellent taste in wallpapers pic related

Cooper Sanchez
Cooper Sanchez

I was like you.
Prepare to become mediocre

Jonathan Howard
Jonathan Howard

All but the dark souls is obviously lies.

Camden Phillips
Camden Phillips

Chatting to people isn't a thing you can be good or bad at. The only people who can't do it are mentally disabled or ill.

Sebastian Cox
Sebastian Cox

I'm probably older than you

29

Adam Scott
Adam Scott

getting dem dubs

William Lopez
William Lopez

Fixing computers, working as a sales admin, driving, typing, maintaining friendships and stuff like that I guess.

Hunter Nguyen
Hunter Nguyen

procastinating

i should have replied to this thread earlier

Charles Adams
Charles Adams

Le rich spoopy skellindon looks really nice.

Joseph Powell
Joseph Powell

You need to crop it, remove some of the lower bits. But very nice indeed.

Easton Anderson
Easton Anderson

This

James Turner
James Turner

Shit wallpaper btw

Jeremiah Perez
Jeremiah Perez

maintaining friendships
you should be grateful

Caleb Sanders
Caleb Sanders

I'm good at origami, and I guess decent at macro photography, pics related

Samuel Anderson
Samuel Anderson

kek

Landon Bailey
Landon Bailey

Is this a photography share thread now?

Wyatt Reed
Wyatt Reed

hacking gibsons

Austin Nguyen
Austin Nguyen

Hello fellow origamist

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