How would you commit the perfect murder?

Nolan Murphy
Nolan Murphy

I'd burn charcoal in their house. They die from carbon monoxide poisoning.

Jonathan Hill
Jonathan Hill

That sounds very unlikely to be successful. Unless you had them tied and bound. As well as in small enclosed room. You also would likely have to tend to the charcoal, exposing yourself. I guess you could just wear a mask or something. I'd actually say that burning charcoal would be more fitting for a tame suicide than a murder.

Joshua Johnson
Joshua Johnson

=^]

Tyler Brown
Tyler Brown

For me the perfect murder would be one that had the "perfect" victim, and they would be murdered in the most appropriate way.

e.g. I would kill an ISIS jihadi snackbar by having a group of educated western women beat them to death with copies of the quran while I dug a grave into the shit pile of a pig pen in front of them as they were dying

Henry Wood
Henry Wood

Shop for jewelry cleaning equipment in their name. Poison them with cyanide. Lay out the equipment with their fingerprints on it.

Josiah Clark
Josiah Clark

I would put dry ice under their bed before they got home. The lack of oxygen would kill them in their sleep and the evidence would be gone by morning.

Anthony Perez
Anthony Perez

Fucking nuke an entire city just to kill one person. They wouldn't know who I was trying to kill, and thus they wouldn't have any potential leads on my motives! :^)

Hunter Reed
Hunter Reed

not force-jacking him off with bacon he will eat before his death and making him cum onto the korans - then having pigs eat his half dead but conscious self before burial
c'mon user - you can do better than that
also fbi thread

Isaac Harris
Isaac Harris

With all the bullshit you'd have to do, you'd be better off just burning their house down or using pre-concentrated poison gas at that stage.

Josiah Cox
Josiah Cox

Nice try FBI.

Brody Sanchez
Brody Sanchez

I think if you did it while they were asleep it would work. The carbon monoxide would also have to filter through something to lose the smell. I remember reading about a couple in a camper dying because their grill reignited while it was stored under them in some side compartment.

Christopher Jones
Christopher Jones

sew their assholes shut and give them laxatives.

John Gray
John Gray

Fuck off dumb newfag

Kayden King
Kayden King

I would fart into their mouth directly

Ryan Thomas
Ryan Thomas

I would simply wait until they die.
No lead to me and 100% chance of working.

Gavin Cooper
Gavin Cooper

Read Agatha Christie books

Nathaniel Powell
Nathaniel Powell

Stab them with the pointy end.

Luis Jenkins
Luis Jenkins

If you really want to get away with murder you kill a perfect stranger. They can not be an acquaintance or have any connection to you. Most people who are murdered have had some previous contact with their killer.

Find random bum in sleeping in the rough. Plunge a knife into his neck and watch him bleed out. Then go home an fap to my waifu.

Ayden Young
Ayden Young

I set up my suicide so it looks like I was murdered.

It's the perfect crime.

Xavier Young
Xavier Young

convince or trick them into killing themselves

that way it's not even technically murder

Lincoln Lewis
Lincoln Lewis

Death angel mushrooms and pasta sauce. Person will die in lesx than 2 weeks. And unless you know you have been poisoned. After 3 days in your system its basically irreversable. The only syptoms is a 24 hour flu right after digestion. Then you feel perfectly healthy until the last few days. And its far too late for you then as your kidneys fail 100 percent. And you are dead in a few days after that

Look it up hehe

Ayden Sullivan
Ayden Sullivan

be me
get home
go to room
bed is surrounded by cloud of dry ice smoke
"Gee, I wonder what's causing that!"
"I dunno, better just go to bed anyway!"

I don't think your plan has a high probability of success.

Austin Russell
Austin Russell

Invade another country claiming you're defending freedom.

Luis Brown
Luis Brown

kill myself

they cant charge a dead man with murder

ergo perfect crime

John Russell
John Russell

dirty bomb in a white affluent suburb

Matthew Cooper
Matthew Cooper

scribbles in notebook furiously

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