Anyone here gotta poop?If so go and then tell me how many wipes it took until...

John Cook
John Cook

Anyone here gotta poop?
If so go and then tell me how many wipes it took until you were clean.

Anthony Howard
Anthony Howard

Funny, I'm pooping right now.

It's taking a few minutes. I think I need to drink more water.

Joshua Fisher
Joshua Fisher

Here is a poophole

Grayson Wilson
Grayson Wilson

That and more fiber.

Andrew Price
Andrew Price

I eat pleanty of fiber, but I've been eating a higher than average amount of cheese lately, so that probably doesn't help.

Samuel Gray
Samuel Gray

Still pooping.

I'm at that point where I think I'm done, but it feels like there might be a tiny amount left, so I'm pushing hard to get it out.

Asher Morris
Asher Morris

No definitely not. Though understandable.

Gabriel Ward
Gabriel Ward

I'm also still pooping. Well just sitting on the toilet.

Carson Collins
Carson Collins

Proof

Nolan Fisher
Nolan Fisher

Want to share poop pics after we're done?

Owen Davis
Owen Davis

Y-you first.

Colton Price
Colton Price

Fuck it. Most of mine sank down the hole already…

Henry Miller
Henry Miller

I don't have a pen in the bathroom, so I lit a match and used the charcoal to write up my timestamp.

Oliver Harris
Oliver Harris

Fuck. That's intense.
Great thinking Mcgyver

Nathan Jenkins
Nathan Jenkins

Resourceful. Why didn't you use your own shit?

Charles Morgan
Charles Morgan

And the results.

Two wipes (I'm a wadder) plus my toiletpaper timestamp.

Austin Williams
Austin Williams

Because I could get better penmanship out of the finer charcoal-match pencil.

Matthew White
Matthew White

I guess you could say that you're shitposting

Adrian Anderson
Adrian Anderson

That was a shitty pun.

Brandon Clark
Brandon Clark

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Bentley Johnson
Bentley Johnson

Cleanup isle 2

Brody Gutierrez
Brody Gutierrez

OP here.
Pooping again.

Connor Martin
Connor Martin

Nice

Jeremiah Rogers
Jeremiah Rogers

tasty
/fart/index.html

Anthony Gutierrez
Anthony Gutierrez

Did you wipe this time ?

Grayson Campbell
Grayson Campbell

why start now?

Colton Davis
Colton Davis

I don't need to wipe when I poop because I don't eat meat and cheese. veggie poops are amazingly clean.

Jaxson Mitchell
Jaxson Mitchell

It's true.

Jonathan Edwards
Jonathan Edwards

Just finished pooping, twas a bit runny, so I'm expecting more wipes

Jackson Kelly
Jackson Kelly

It took 5 wipes
(Folded toilet paper, using right hand, reaching through the front and wiping from the back to the front)

I take 3 squares of toilet paper, then fold it in half twice, leaving a 0.75 length piece that is 4 times the thickness of a square.

How do you fold your toilet paper?

Noah Miller
Noah Miller

Fold
Forming your toilet paper into a loose wad gives you far more surface area, better contouring, and less chance of exposure for your hand.

Folding a shit.

Chase Lopez
Chase Lopez

if poop falls on the table, do you just wipe it with a dry paper and call the table clean?

if no, why do you do it with your ass?

Brody Barnes
Brody Barnes

5 big wipes. mostly mucus. kinda worried.

Camden Phillips
Camden Phillips

Mucus… mmmmmmm

Jayden Cox
Jayden Cox

3 wipes here.
current year
not using a shit rag

It's like wiping your ass with a babby lamb.
Toilet paper is for suckers.

James Green
James Green

OP here again. Taking another poop after work. Glorious.

Camden Howard
Camden Howard

Folding gives the toilet paper better contact with the skin though.
Your fingers can slide the toilet paper between the ass cheeks.

And (provided you don't fold too many times) I'm fairly sure it uses less toilet paper than scrunching on the whole.

Usually, it takes under 3 wipes, so with folding, that's (3 squares per wipe x 3 wipes ) 9 squares of toilet paper.

With scrunching, I'd guess that you use at least 6 squares per scrunch? And then you have at least 2 wipes, so that's at least 12 squares.

If poop falls on the table, I'd wipe it off, get disinfectant, and sanitise the table.
Are you suggesting that I spray disinfectant on my butt every time after I poop?

Dominic Turner
Dominic Turner

spray disinfectant on my butt every time after I poop

John Brooks
John Brooks

OP here. Another clean after work poop down the drain.

Jace Sanders
Jace Sanders

Because I don't eat off my butthole. In fact I don't touch it at all, except when wiping it.

Gavin Williams
Gavin Williams

Not even when you shower?

Wyatt Wright
Wyatt Wright

Nope. I don't even soap my butthole, just let the water stream clean it. If you soap it you end up with bacteria imbalances. There's literally no reason to unless you're engaging in some form of buttsex.

Joseph Johnson
Joseph Johnson

It's never clean. I guess I'll always be dirty inside. I have constant diarrhea. I take fiber, eat oatmeal, take anti-diarrheal pills, but still it's just an itchy brown flood every time I shit.

And I wipe, and wipe, but the inside of my asshole is always still covered in shit. I end up having to stick the toilet paper in there and circle around, but I just end up doing this until there's specks of blood and then I stop.

Dude, why do you care about the poop INSIDE your asshole?

What are you, some filthy fucker walking around with a shitty ass? I told you, it's diarrhea. I'm constantly sweating. Even if it's not leaking out now, if I leave it in there with the sweat, farts, and the passage of time eventually it will leak out. Eventually it will make my ass burn and stain my pants. So it must be cleansed.

Sometimes I just give up and take a shower.

Adam Price
Adam Price

No reason to
Uh… What.

Anthony Sullivan
Anthony Sullivan

I'm right there with you man.
It's like wiping a marker

Easton Ortiz
Easton Ortiz

Well find me a reason then.

Jeremiah Taylor
Jeremiah Taylor

I don't even soap my butthole

Nathan Perry
Nathan Perry

I have constant diarrhea

Possible Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS), Coeliac disease, or Crohn's disease.

Look at some dietary recommendations and see if that makes an improvement.
I would also recommend a consultation with a suitable health professional to help confirm diagnosis and structure treatment plan. You don't have to live the rest of our life like that.

Juan Reyes
Juan Reyes

Because my ass isn't a table and people aren't shitting on top of it

John Torres
John Torres

I try to time it so I either shit in the morning and then shower right after, or at night time directly after working out.

On average, how many sheets of toilet paper should you use per wipe?

Brayden Roberts
Brayden Roberts

5 big wipes. mostly mucus. kinda worried.

Gall Bladder cancer

Grayson Baker
Grayson Baker

more likely

Gallbladder cancer is more bile and blood with localised pain.

Jack Wright
Jack Wright

So you don't smell
Itch
Feel like shit all day.

Andrew Kelly
Andrew Kelly

No to all three. Washing with soap is what makes it itch because it dries it out and kills good bacteria

Nathan Edwards
Nathan Edwards

I've got an issue with my shits at the moment, advice is welcome.

When I go to grow a tail, there's always a bit that stays in my clackervalve (usually comprises about a third of the overall shit) and it hangs for a while before allowing me to finally tap the ash off.

It's a similar feeling to being constipated, but it only happens with the final third of the gorilla finger. What the fuck is going on?

Andrew Bennett
Andrew Bennett

I thought everyone was like that

William Phillips
William Phillips

Op here again.
A two wiper this time
since there is no such thing as a one wiper

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