Hey Holla Forums, I have 50k$ and I want to start any business with it, Thoughts?

Hey Holla Forums, I have 50k$ and I want to start any business with it, Thoughts?

Move out of your Mom's basement, hire a Russian whore with big tits to take your virginity, then kill yourself….

Not necessarily in that order

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Where do you live? I help people start small businesses in my community. Demographics are key

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put in all in AMD
sell in 3 months
come back and say

Hey Holla Forums I have 80k and I want to start a business, I'll reply to that as well.

new zealand

are u an inside or outside man?
what quals/experience do you have?

inside
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Chick fil a has a start up for 10,000

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Google it. It's pretty cheap to start up a chik-fil-a. I think the start up fee is like $5,000 and they pay to build and everything

Sell P to maoris

Dick towels

These things called Ponzi Schemes are pretty cool

Invest in gold
stick gold up your ass
wait for it to mature
You are now king of France
Surrender

Drugs. 50k can't do shit for business. Buy drugs.

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Don't do this unless you're a nigger. It can take years to build a client base that can be trusted, cash is poison and the cops only need get lucky once.
Go to school and learn to use your computer for something other than shitposting -CAD jockeys are in demand and freelancers preferred. It ain't hard either.
Or get a corner shop to grow old and fat behind the counter selling booze to drunks and cashing up for crooks.

Buy Holla Forums from Jim, he's probably sick of it by now

and there'd be plenty left over for coke!

Even though it's probably fake

Buying stocks isn't actually a bad idea, but you would need some working into which stocks are worth investing in or buy blue chip stocks.

Otherwise legal businesses are hard to start and mentaining before they are profitable
So drugs might be worth a thought. Depending on how risky you want to be

Go work for someone else who is already running a business like the one you want to open so you can learn how to do it. 9/10 first businesses fail.

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This is a really good advice

Invest heavily in mobile anal cow sexing machines.

lol

how to get into this?

I have seen trolls get people to destroy their property, relationships and even kill themselves but I have never seen anything as mean spirited as this.

hahaha

This is a serious internet post.

We need a company we can trust with our information, become a ISP, then once your big enough start making a cell service. Never sell anyones info, keep your servers and databases n shit like that in sweden, and don't give any government anyones info unless you are forced.

I think everyone on Holla Forums would even be willing to shill out some cash if you can prove your going to do this, and that's what you are planning to do.

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try talking shit on youtube

This is unfunny, and I actually still think there's a possibility its not him acting because as we all know niggers are retarded, retarded enough to get mad at a computer.

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Why do niggers always have to over react and be such drama queens?

Make a company that put english subtitles under japanese porn

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