CARS 3 FIRST LOOK: MEET PIXAR'S NEW MILLENNIALS

CARS 3 FIRST LOOK: MEET PIXAR'S NEW MILLENNIALS

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(((Cars 3)))

pixar's worst franchise tbh

Who the cars reproduce?

Disgusting. What is this, 2016?

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Why can't they make a new ip? People gobble that shit up, all you have to do is follow the pixar formula like every other movie. It feels that Cars is someone's probably an executive's baby that either they need it to perform well to look good, or just want to have his/her baby out there. It's not like Cars is the biggest franchise or the best, and it gets 2 sequels while shit like WALL-E, Inside Out, or others have nothing.

why are her eyes so far apart?

> It feels that Cars is someone's probably an executive's baby
That's what I thought too.
Didn't they make a plane movie? I hope one day the executive will accept that his idea was bad. I don't think the studio can afford to throw money out of the window much longer.

Why did they start playing porn music when the yellow car shows up?

you tell me..

Same reason they play Moonman's song when Zac Efron says:

>you people

to a coon in the Baywatch trailer

I love teasers for trailers

What the hell do the cars do in the film anyway? Are there even any humans? What jobs do they have? How do they live? What is their purpose in life?

Merchandising, basically.

so she can see her natural predators sneaking up on her.

The only reason Disney orders more movies is because the Cars toys sells a ton.

Look at that kid's nose

But he is red, which means he is an Indian, so he is a minority

Inbreeding.

Cars was always shit