Spider-Man: Homecoming trailer

Vulture also seems like a Marvel movie Falcon ripoff. How threatening is that?

Someone should tell Black Lies Matter. #blackbodiesarefragile
#blackwomenarenotcolonialsexobjects

SMALL

WHITE

GINGER

Is the negress a new character or did they make Mart Jane black?

Mary Jane is now black and you are racist for noticing.

They ripping off the Spiderman 2 train bit?

Is this Kino?

What did he mean by this?

actually, it's more like the first one where he's holding the cable car with one string, and mary jane with the other.

Don't give them ideas.

not gonna lie, micheal keaton is enough to balance out the black-washing for me. i might even give Disney shekels to see it.

Tell me everything that John Oliver would get triggered by in this gif.

Wait, I thought Bruce Wayne was a DC character?

Dropped, capeshit can't die soon enough. Didn't think Marvel would actually do it.

Fanboys were lectured two months ago about how showing any opposition to Harambe Jane was racist. Where were you?

Good but old.

Looks like I'll be pirating this.

I just dont get it. I'm not angry or excited, I guess I'm just so indifferent to superhero movies, but I loved Deadpool and this just seems bland and nothing new.

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A fat asian

I think it's liz

BLACKED

Relavant

Doesn't Amy Pascal have something to do with this?

Almost certainly. She still works at Sony of America's film division despite the Cisbusters debacle being all completely her fault. And that's not to mention Sony of Japan purging people from Sony of America except strangely her and other people at her level that could have prevented it.

It looks pretty fun, I'd eat popcorn to that shit.

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Normalfags ate up the last two Spiderman movies including the last one which underperformed. Since they're shoving Robert Downey Jr. in, it's guaranteed to succeed since he has the biggest pull amongst the Avengers cast.

Keaton has officially been type casted as the bird guy.

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Bats aren't birds

Richard "Data" Wang let himself go as a Goonies. Too bad the actual actor, John Ke Quan seems to have quit acting since 2002.

The actor playing this is Jacob Batalon and this seems to be his first major role since the only thing he was in was the 2016 film, North Woods that is completed but I don't think was released yet. It was a budget movie. He must either acted the shit out to even get the role in such an anticipated film, sucked some director's dick or won by ethnic best friend roulette.

Is this the rise of Hawaiisian type actors getting parts?

Yes.

I tried warning you over a year ago. No one listened. You could have stopped this.

There's not a shred of proof that bats aren't birds.

Everyone listened. Saying 'Amy Pascal is going to virtue signal' is like saying to an Englishman that it's going to rain.
No they couldn't

Anyway, my thoughts:

They clearly wanted to make a Miles Morales (black 13 year old SpiderMan) film, but were shot down. The fat Asian best friend is from his comic, though they adapted an adult not-fat Asian character for the role instead of outright using the actual character.

I like Michael Keaton, but Vulture's had the Sony treatment. He's supposed to be an old man, in what way is he a vulture if he's not an old man? He's just a guy who flies and has stupid light up helmet that looks like it's from a sport. This is exactly what they did with Green Goblin, THREE FUCKING TIMES. It's the same shit they did with Rhino, they completely miss what makes these characters work and why Raimi's films were so successful. Everything that sucked about the first three films was something Sony demanded be changed. First film, they didn't like the creepy animatronic Goblin mask so they demanded the whole suit be made to look like tech armor. Third film they insisted on New Goblin and Venom being added to the plot, Raimi wanted it to just be Sandman, and it shows.

How is he a vulture if he doesn't prey on others? His schtick is supposed to be draining people's life to keep himself younger, razor sharp talons, and a head that looks like a featherless bird.

Robert Downey Jr.'s scenes in the trailer are the best ones. Actually laughed at the "I'm not hugging you, I'm getting the door." bit.

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Look closely at the names on that image. They weren't sure how people would respond to the raceswaps. First they unveiled that Tony Ravioli was playing Flash Thompson, who's supposed to be a blonde football player. Because most of the mainstream audience didn't know who that was, there was little complaint, and his name was changed from Manuel to Flash.

They tried the same thing with Zendaya, they were going to have her be Mary Jane, but the response was instant and overwhelmingly negative, so they kept it Michelle.

If the information had been spread out there, and everyone had fought it every inch of the way there would have been time to salvage it.

u guys are losers

Like they salvaged Cisbusters?

Is that Harambe Jane?

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Could have been worse.

Cisbuster was a huge flop in large part because of all the negative buzz that was generated. The negative buzz didn't really get going until the first trailer dropped and everyone thumbed it down, but then it was too late to many any changes to the film, but they DID try desperately to change the marketing. They put Hemsworth on the poster, put out a ton of commercials with male ghostbusters, etc. At the same time though they had the people promoting the film actively insulting the consumers.

I'm saying if negative buzz had gotten out there while they were still in production changes could have been made.

He could have been gay, black, and have a white transsexual girlfriend.

So yes, it could have been much worse.

Negative buzz was out there when they were making the movie.

You're talking about the same people who double down at any sign of resistance. It didn't matter how many people on the internet complained about this film or Cisbusters, they were never going to change it. The industry for them is no longer about making good or even profitable films and TV shows, it's about trying to change the world.

Last time I checked reptiles didn't count as birds

I'd bet money that this started as a Miles Morales film but they switched it at some point. Don't know what got them to switch it, maybe it was Disney considering all the losses Sony has been willing to take on the Koolaid.

Huh, I only knew liz allen from spectacular spider man, I didn't know she was blonde

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I think Miles Morales' best friend is supposed to be a fat asian bloke, which is what led me to believe that they wanted this to be the Black Spider-Man film but got shouted down

But dinos were reptiles and they turned into birds.

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That's how these insidious fucks work. It's like an ascending series of butt plugs incredibly forcing your ass spread farther and farther open. She went from blonde to brunette and now she's a nigger.

They did the same thing with Doctor Who over the last few seasons to prep for making the Doctor black or a woman. First they had River Song show as regenerating as different races, starting white, then black, then white again.

Then they had The Master, a previously male villain regenerate as the female Missy. Then in the last season the Doctor went back to his homeworld and killed a general there who was an old white man. He regenerated as a 30-something bald black woman and promptly made a crack about how arrogant white men are.

It's all setting up for them to had the role of the Doctor to some black lesbian or Idris Elba or some garbage.

You're completely right, and a lot of the scenes are the same as what was in Mile's shitty book as well. They probably realized besides the controversy no one would really like the film because Miles has no personality at all. He just says "wow" a lot and gets everything handed to him. His fights are boring because he wins every single one by "remembering" "oh yeah, I can become invisible" and then using his "venom sting" on the enemy and shocking them.

The fat asian friend is definitely from Miles story.

That looks way better than the amazing spider-man, I will probably watch this.

Funny thing is, now they fucked themselves over hard. This isn't the Peter people want and they'll notice how different he is leading to another Amazing Spider-man situation, and they won't be able to kill Peter off for Miles considering he IS Miles… just white, so replacing him would alienate the people they tricked the first time and lead to a Ghostbusters situation. I also think people are going to be horribly confused by the diverse cast and new black "MJ" and not like that at all. They are going to play up the controversy the first time somebody complains about it of course…

I'll be genuinely interested to see the sales of nuSpidey.

ha, and reading through the comments
top comment:
wtf why is harry a fat filipino kid

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River Song was a disgusting jewess not white.
Also stop watching Dr.who that "kid show" is the most degenerate propaganda on tv currently.

Oh man, Miles is the biggest Deviant Art Mary Sue… you don't even know. The nig beat hydra and Ultimate Doctor Doom by himself at the same time… because they made him mad. He then let his hoe beat up his ex-hoe for selling him out by accident and was painted in the right.

Baby River was white.
Then teen River was black.

I don't know the adult actresses ethnicity beyond her being British, light-skinned and having big stupid hair, and fittingly in the 90's she was on ER where she had a plot where she starts a relationship with the black doctor on the show. Interesting note though?

The actor playing the black doctor threatened to walk unless they ended the plot and broke their characters up. He said he felt it "sent the wrong message".

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Okay, quick comics history lesson.

-Miles Morales is what "Ultimate Spider-Man" became.

The Ultimate line was created in 2000 by Mark Millar to "reboot" and "modernize" Marvel, making everyone an asshole and making several characters different races or gay. It initially sold well despite being garbage because of marketing, casual readers saw the word "ultimate" and thought "best".

-Ultimate Peter Parker is killed off in an event, the book was being written by Brian Michael Bendis, the single biggest serious cuckold in the comics industry if not the world, for a checklist, he's Jewish, he's married to a Jewish woman but all their kids are adopted black kids. He tried to replace Doctor Strange with Brother Voodoo. He brought Luke Cage back out of obscurity changing his character to make him more heroic and then created Jessica Jones as a shitty critique on super hero comics and has her meet, fuck and marry Luke Cage, there's an infamous page of him fucking her in the ass. He had Stan Lee marry them in the comics.

-Something Glover (Danny? Ronald? Whatever.) the black guy from Community whined that he wanted to be Spider-Man. People thought this was some bold chance for racial virtue signaling, but any idiot could see the faggot was just trying to advance his career by campaigning for the leading role in the biggest super hero movie franchise at the time.

-Bendis killed off Peter Parker and replaced him with Miles Morales. Miles uncle is the Ultimate version of Prowler, he steals from the place all those super powered spiders are kept, one gets out in his bag, Miles is conveniently bitten by it shortly after Peter's death.

-Miles spider grants him two additional powers though, he can become invisible and deliver a ridiculously overpowered "venom sting". He doesn't invent webbing, a grieving Mary Jane gives him Peter's webshooters. Peter had worked his ass off to get into the Avengers, after one mission Miles is put on the team. He inherits Peter's entire supporting cast and then spends the rest of his book making out with white high school girls and defeating villains by going "wow" "I can't believe I can do this" "This is so cool" and then becoming invisible after forgetting he can do that, and then electrocuting them with a venom sting.

-And the cherry on top? When they finally crossover Miles with the real Spider-Man, what do you think happens? Peter complains about how much cooler Miles is than him, and then Miles kicks his ass.

Nothin' personnell, cracker.

What a shitshow. Thanks for the updates regardless, anons. At this rate, it looks like the only Spiderman I'm going to be able to enjoy is the 1960s cartoon.

Spectacular Spiderman is honestly the best version of Spiderman in tv and movies.

Because Raimi didn't overdesign anything and he understood humor and campiness. In his movies you could accept something kind of silly, while the Amazing movies took themselves so seriously that it was hard to suspend disbelief.

He went to great effort to replicate stories and panels from the comics and keep the characters looking as similar to the comics as he could. Always add, never take away.

Sony's designs all look like futuristic sports athletes, they may as well be Iron Man villains since they all look like their powers come from their suits. The Green Goblin's supposed to be a guy in a creepily realistic Halloween mask, The Vulture's supposed to be an extremely ugly old man, Electro's supposed to be a regular-looking guy in a dumb costume with a lightning bolt mask.

don't forget

at least they had the decency to let Ultimate Pete get with Mary Jane and have a happy life on the road… well, before that crossover event destroyed most of the other universes probably killing them both off.

yep, really, the only reason to keep up with Marvel is for the cringe. You look at the pages for the same reason you'd look at a bad Deviant Art comic. The arts about as bad as well.

Always add, never take away?

This is a huge issue I have with super hero movies now… at some point everyone forgot how silly having characters in bright colorful suits fighting eachother with super powers really is.

Then we end up with Zack Snyder.

I can't really comprehend that people really get paid to write this kind of OC donut steel content. Established capeshit should have died in the 90s.

eyup, because after all, there is absolutely nothing funny about a guy in a bat suit fighting a clown.

It's crazy how much these directors miss the point.

we can only hope they don't get paid much.

Is that page from a whole comic done in the (lack of) style and quality, or is it supposed to be weird hallucination scene?

His Sandman is virtually identical to his comic counterpart, except in the movie his motivation for pulling himself together and committing his crimes is love for his sick daughter which made him sympathetic.

His Doctor Octopus retains everything the original did, but his motivation is a combination of two new qualities, he's insane with grief over his wife's death and doesn't want it to be in vain, and he's being controlled by AI in his malfunctioning tentacles. That was the most brilliant thing he added, he made fucking Doctor Octopus scary. That scene where the tentacles come to life and murder everyone in the operating room is practically scene for scene an homage to his earlier Evil Dead films. When he's climbing up the side of the building to meet with Harry and the building's shaking, suddenly this schlubby scientist with robot arms is intimidating.

Nope, that's how the whole thing looks.

Pay special attention to Arcade in the last panel.
note the hand, lines and lack on any sort of consistency or proper inking to them, the fucking feet, the legs… and that face… that ear.

I've seen sonic fan artists with a better grasp on art.

Are you saying you liked the movie?

Generic Marvel movie #56. Whatever.

Is this MJ? I thought she was supposed to have red hair, and be attractive?

I remember finding some of the Doc Oc scenes a little unnerving when I first watched it as a kid. Even watching it now it's quite different to the comic/cartoon counterparts where he had a fucking bowlcut and big goofy glasses.

So far Harry and MJ aren't in this Universe. Read some of the "this is a Miles movie" posts.

The only popular Superhero that can pull off "dark and gritty" is Batman.

I did think that when I saw "Peter"s big fat hawaiian friend who definitely isn't ripped from ultimate spider-man.

It looks like someone's first inking, scanning and digital coloring. It's like someone started learning to draw and then almost immediatly stopped thinking they had developed an unique style.

The best Spider-man movies unless these leftist producers are replaced are the Toby Maguire films. I include the terrible 3rd film in that because I prefer that to tumblr/ Sjw tier shit.

2 ugly niggress baboons
1 faggot Indian beta male
1 fat 30 year old Asian
to offset a white guy. That's probably how they framed it in their minds.
I wonder how much they had to pay to clean up the messes left in their trailers after filming.

Angry feminist angry at the attention another dindu is getting. Typical , luckily we have a cure for that……deportation.

Pretty sure she was Mexican or some sort of hispanic in that cartoon.

The adult River (pic related)… incidentally by sheer coincidence I'm sure the black one became the jewish one on the "lets kill Hitler" episode. jews love their revenge/holohoax porn.

No, I'm saying if not for the fact that people threw a fit and said "this is garbage" they would have at least had a strong opening weekend.

Don't EVER buy the shilling that complaining empowers them, silence is how they gained as much power and control as they did. Corporations just listen to whoever complains. One side rarely complains, their side never STOPS complaining. From their perspective they think if they give in to the people complaining then the other side won't care and will put up with it.

It's like when you go to the grocery store and you pick up a jar of peanut butter and on the side there's like 50 little symbols. There's a kosher symbol, non-gmo, recyclable, gluten-free, etc. There's a proper term for it something like "the tyranny of the minority" or something. 98% of their consumers don't care about any of those labels, they'll buy the product either way, but that 2% won't buy the product unless they're catered to, so from teir perspective it's simple math. If they cater to those 2% they still get the other 98% plus an additional 2%. But what do you think would happen if the 98% complained and refused to buy the product unless they got rid of the label?

They'd kvetch and make up propaganda on how ritual butchering makes the meat more healthy?

He can, but after watching some 1960's Batman, I think he's definitely at his best when he's pulling out a can of Shark Repellent Bat Spray.

and that's what the wonderful world of nepotism brings us. I was actually going through some of my childhood drawings a couple of hours ago, and was horrified to see that some of my drawings from when I was 5 or 6 look like new Cartoon Network shows. It's crazy how the creative industries have all but completely shut out actual talent.

Is that supposed to be the same character as this?

The missed opportunity here is that they could keep so many of these cheesy one liners and build off Peter's poindexter like character with them.

I'd rather not eat something that is deemed "kosher" also I would rather not pay the price increase those little symbols cost.

I'm not sure answer the call would have opened big if they handled the marketing better as that movie was the prefect storm of garbage.
-Fuck you to the fans/ community ( ie white males)
- They cast ugly & old condensing "women" ( all over 40)
-Baboon posing as woman
-Treated original actors like shit (Bill Murry's death)
-Underused other actors because they are male… old guy from game of thrones.
- Male secretary is a stupid, beta male, faggot. Only use is to further reverse proper natural order (gender roles).
-Disregarded source material
-Terrible unfunny jokes
-Terrible acting
-Terrible story
-Piss poor cgi
If Sony did not have a melt down online & on late night talk shows about people not liking the movie/trailer it may have been worse as they would not have polarized the issue and you might see both normal people and retarded leftists agree that answer the call sucked.
I think Sony realized how bad the movie was and tried a strategy that would minimize losses.

1 ugly niggress
1 niggress
1 fat 30 year old asian
foxed

Spider man 2 good

It's hard not to. It's a very large racket.

bigs
dogs
birds of prey
vultures

real big list

please the Kosher mark and tax is on practically everything check for yourself when you buy something.

lol at you american kike slaves

The only noteworthy thing about this bland piece of shit is that (((someone))) wants the goyim to think nigger sows are attractive.

Capeshit is fixable. Just round up everyone working in the industry, their families, friends, acquaintances, associates, pets, and then beat them to death.

that is not enough user.

Hitler could have. For all the bad things people accuse him off he did want to make the world a better place by exterminating every last Jew on it.

If that's not a noble goal I don't know what is.

If he wanted to exterminate them then why did he deport them instead?

I'm onto you Moshi.

not that user
but if I'm not mistaken, he tried. Basically warned them what he was going to do before he did it… they didn't listen.

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dunno if I'm willing to go full Holla Forums, but I will say, the Jews definitely played a part in what they got. Hitler wasn't a super villain, and the Jews weren't perfect persecuted angels.

Crazy thing is that they've been doing the same shit since Biblical times.

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Hmm.

hey, you see that indian there?

That's Flash "the Haji" Thompson.

Enjoy.

Okay.

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This is what a jock looks like in 2016.

I guess he supposedly bullies Peter on social media…

It stinks.

ISN'T that the fat kid from the nutshack?

Into the trash it goes.

and she is not even pretty

Females of the nigger species never are.

The producers think she is because Michelle Obama is the new beauty standard in Hollywood. This is what they think white boys should be chasing.

Didn't Cosmopolitan or whatever vote that disgusting monkey that starred 12 Years a Slave as the beauty of the year?

Do these people honestly think they're fooling anyone? Nigger women are the most reviled demographic around. Not even the bucks want to be around them, they're that vile.

It should have been this qt.

That would be giving the white majority ideas above their station. White women are only for miscegenation or as mistresses to Jews.

only if they are half oned or other mix in there

Found behind the scenes footage youtube.com/watch?v=v38--6zDjN4

The media think that black women are only unpopular because of cultural perception, so they want to change cultural perception over time by pushing black women into the spotlight at every opportunity. I don't know if this social experiment will pay off in the long run, but we already have western women becoming culturally more ass-centric than breast-centric and twerking on social media because it's trendy.

It won't. You only need to witness a sow in the wild to figure out your best be is to keep away from the raging hog.

Western women are disgusting harlots anyway, so smearing some more shit on themselves doesn't really change anything.

If they think twerking and emulating niggers is the way to go then they were never good breeding material to begin with.

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Is there anything Mark Milar and Brian "Brian Micheal Bendis?" Michael Bendis have touched that hasn't turned out to be fetid shit?

Come on man, there are expectations.

You mean homo sapien?

Mere propaganda for Holla Forums activists to inject their politics into

The new miles morales

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teasing shocker in the international trailer

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Tomei as hot aunt May is good too, but she is only there for a split second. Guy playing Peter fits the part very well, , but everything else feels like a fan film and fanservice. Why the fuck would Tony Stark even be there directly dealing with Parker, instead of some handler from Shield?

It is very likely. He was probably replaced with Parker after Marvel started to get involved, but it was too late or too hard to get Pascal and her crew to change the rest.

Good. That will keep busy and unable to work on stuff like Bond, so shit like The Dark Tower won't happen again. Dr. Who is a shit franchise anyway.

why the fuck is spiderman a fucking white male? Miles Morales is the real spiderman, Peter Parker was only added later as whitewashing

Wasn't both the Master and River Song killed off "for realz" in their respective seasons? And wasn't the Doctor unable to ever return to Gallifrey, no matter when in time? Aren't writers supposed to know basic shit about how their show works?

Dark Tower will bomb so hard. The fans will hate it because it will shit on established canon and normalfags won't bother with it because it's too weird and boring.

Everyone else will be repulsed by both King's cuckoldry and whatever else the Jews have cooked up for the adaptation.

Was it King's idea to make Roland a nigger?

No, but King is a known degenerate and nigger lover.

She is a new character called "Michelle". Stan Lee put in the contract that they cannot change the gender, race or sexual orientation of his characters. That's why nigger Nick Fury is a bastard son of the original Nick Fury.

see

Is Stan Lee proof that not all kikes are bad?

Get out

no, he just knows how to protect the flow of shekels

>>>/cuckshed/

we are all the same race, the human race

see

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Would you rather watch the amazing spider-man 2

*same species, different race

King has been drinking the Kool Aid pretty hard and huffed about "Only racists are against black Roland" even though he was constantly being harassed by a crazy black bitch for having " a little white candlestick dick".

He's not even that great of an author. He's had some good books but otherwise he's been blessed with good films yhat took considerable liberties with his work.

They showed the beginning, middle, and near finale of the entire movie. Along with those obligatory metal-crashing sounds that grab the attention of even the most attention deficit moviegoer.

Dave Chappelle?

Trailers usually show the three minutes of the movie that are actually interesting, where 90% of the budget went and whatever (accidentally) funny quip that managed to slip into production.

When you go to the cinema you're basically paying for 90 minutes of filler.

What a gay

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Culture was originally ass, thighs, and hips centric, and obsession about huge tits over everything else was a fad that emerged from porn industry in 80s and on. Almost every woman can develop at least a passable ass and thighs is she stays physically active and doesn't overeat. To compete with 80s, 90s, and early 2000s pornastar tits, surgery was the only option for most women.
Twerking is disgusting, though.

He is a mixed bag. Good, but ruthless businessman and effective, but ultimately simple storyteller. He probably the kind that values tangible wealth over ideologies.

King is desperate for money, success, and recognition. His newer books are not doing as well as the old ones, and hisown son is more critically acclaimed today than King himself. Back when he was on the top of his game, King was completely assblasted about Kubrick making changes to Shining.

Could it be beacuse she´s Gwen and they are hinting to a sequel?

That shit was a complete fraud. There is no proof ancient cultures (going further back than Egypt even) had a hard-on for fat women with nigger proportions. That's revisionist bullshit tumblr hamplanets came up with to pretend they were attractive to a sane human at one point in the past or another.

He's created some of the most popular and iconic characters in pop-culture. I can give credit where credit is due, the guy had some nice ideas that resonated well with the public.

I'd love to ask him what he thinks about the treatment his character have received from modern Marvel. I can't imagine he'd have anything positive to say about it.

I bet you five bucks Peter hooks up with the disgusting nigger at the end of the movie and they stay together throughout the sequel. Can you actually imagine Marvel having the balls to put forth a plot where the white guy drops a sow for a white girl?

Yeah I think that is very obvious from the casting choices. Disney probably stepped in (amazing that they are the good guys in this) and replaced the nigger with the Peter Parker the rest of the cast the was left alone to save shekels ( contracts and all that).

The movie might fail before it gets to that point.
Also this movie was probably intended to be a
Miles Morales Spider-man movie that blonde chick here:

was probably going to be his girlfriend in the sequel or possible love triangle.

If this pos does well enough for a sequel (mediocre success at best) then they will probably retool the next one to make the sequel more profitable ie a "sad" death scene of niggress or "she don't need no man" or some other gimmick to get the niggress out of the way so that it can be replaced by an actual human woman. Probably most of the supporting cast will be replaced also. they can use the excuse that he's in college or moved.

I I hope (((they))) never again can make a single penny trying to push their leftist degeneracy.

What a shocker

We have at the very least another decade of this shit to live through before things have shifted enough for (((them))) to give up in favor of making money again.

I really hope that's not the Shocker. Why in the fuck is Sony so fucking tone deaf?

The Shocker is one of the few villains whose power comes entirely from his suit. The one character they could get away with putting a helmet on, armoring up and making him look like an Iron Man villain, and the ONE time it would actualy fit they strip down the costume and just make him some black guy in a leather jacket?

The whole reason he wears his silly suit is because if he didn't the vibroshock gauntlets he wears would shatter all of his bones every time he fired a shot.

The idea that Stan really 'created' anything is bullshit. Let me give you an idea of Stan's 'creating':
One month, Jack Kirby comes in to Marvel offices to talk with Stan about the plot for that month's Fantastic Four. Stan gives Jack a plot: The Fantastic Four fight God. Jack goes away and draws it. Jack comes in a few weeks later with the pages to the first part of the Galactus three-parter. Stan looks at the artwork, sees the Silver Surfer and says 'Who the fuck is that'.
That's it. That's all the involvement Stan had in creating most of the things he 'created'.

The one plus side I see from the fact that this started as a Miles Morales movie is that it's basically killed any chance of them making a Miles Morales movie for at least 20 years, and by then everyone will have forgotten about the character. If they tried to make one now everyone would compare it to this film.

Also, I don't buy the idea that Stan Lee had a rule in place that they couldn't change the race, gender or sexual orientation of his characters, if that were the case Flash Thompson wouldn't be cast with Tony Ravioli.

And black Nick Fury wasn't written to be the original's son for the movies, in the movies Nick Fury is just his Ultimate counterpart. The son thing was something they came up with to put the back one in the main timeline, but the story was so stupid and unpopular they couldn't do anything with the character.

Marvel do have a rule in place which says they can't change Peter Parker. Stan Lee had nothing to do with it, or indeed anything that Marvel does, however.

I don't know to what extent this extends to other Marvel characters and probably doesn't encompass other deals made with other companies given Black Johnny Storm and other race swaps in other, non-Disney/Marvel Studios Marvel films

Most of Stan Lee's modern output has been terrible, (except for Heroman, that shit was great and both the teacher and cheerleader were hot) but you're not giving him *quite* enough credit. He was a brilliant man and shaped comics in a positive way out of laziness.

Let me explain that statement with a couple examples. In the original Star Trek, Spock was supposed to practice "Vulcan Martial Arts" and was set to have a big fight scene in one episode, but Nimoy didn't want to do it, he didn't feel like doing a big fight scene, so he went to the scriptwriter and said "My character's like a doctor, right? He knows all about nerves and such, can't he just like, pinch him on the neck to knock him out or something?" and that's where the "Vulcan Nerve Pinch" came from.

Indiana Jones was supposed to have a big fight scene of sword vs whip, but on set he as sick with dysentary and didn't feel like doing much action, so standing there with the staff after the guy came out swinging his swords Ford said "Can't I just shoot the guy?" Everyone started laughing, and it became part of the movie and shaped who Indiana Jones is as a character and why he's so loved.

There are AT LEAST three examples of Stan Lee doing much the same thing in a way that shaped Marvel, paved the way for a ton of iconic characters, and saved several from becoming complete shit. Stan Lee single-handedly prevented Marvel from completely turning into a Furry mecca.

First was the X-Men. Stan explained that the hardest part about coming up with new characters was givig them an origin. The idea behind mutants was as simple as "What if they're just born that way?" One single origin story for hundreds upon hundreds of varyingly great characters.

The second was Wolverine. When he was first designed, the claws were just going to be part of his gloves, Stan saw this, stepped in and said "Make them part of his body. If they're just gloves, any other character can take the gloves and become Wolverine." and he was right.

The third is the furry thing. At the time a character very popular with the writers was the High Evolutionary, whose main gimmick is taking animals and "evolving" them into humanoid forms. The writers wanted to do this with every vaguely animal-related character and may that weren't. Look up the original sketches for Storm, she was supposed to be a cat chick. The plan was for Wolverine's secret origin to be that he was an actual Wolverine evolved into a human. However, the first character they tried this with was Spider-Woman, she was revealed to have been evolved into a human from an actual spider. Stan Lee absolutely fucking hated this origin and shat all over it, so they scrapped their plans to turn everyone else into a furry.

tl;dr: If not for Stan "The Man" Lee, Wolverine would be a degenerate furry evolved from an actual animal whose claws come off and can be worn by other characters.

This alone should make him a hero. He prevented so many autist from going down a dark path.

No

Because they are

Species: a group of living organisms consisting of similar individuals capable of exchanging genes or interbreeding. The species is the principal natural taxonomic unit, ranking below a genus and denoted by a Latin binomial, e.g. Homo sapiens.

Isn't technically possible to breed with a chimpanzee or a gorilla?

No, no it is not

No and its been tried without success. Otherwise Africans would have de-evolved further.

Why couldn't they pick a fucking ginger? If they wanted a nigger so bad just use the new black spidey and introduce him as Peter's best friend or next door neighbor wannabee sidekick.

Looks like Plastic Man's sidekick Hula Hula from the old cartoons.

They should've at least picked a hot chick. Fucking thing looks like flat chested tranny.

You're asking them to find the nigger unicorn.

hot chick = Human Aka white woman.

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Done.

Not even the best of the best, and still better than what they picked.

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Have you some friend what have this masterpiece

What did you just say about asians?

That would be species, user.

is that cg?

I loved all of Raimi's Spider-man movies, they hit just the right tone I think. They didn't take themselves too seriously but they never shat on the audience like the new capeshit does.

Utterly disgusting
There is no implication these simians are not human.

Doesn't seem so.

Miles. When the second movie inevitably pulls as bad numbers as Amazing I wonder if they'll stop the Spider-man movies for a while, or if they'll be so out of touch with what people want that they'll actually try and reboot it again with Miles.

I think the venom shit could have some cool possibilities, and ya know, it's spider related. What the fuck is up with invisibility?

also I fucking hate how there are many spidermen now, AT THE SAME TIME EVEN. like everyone in the fucking planet has a super power. fuck comics

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Because that Spider-Man is a nigger and needs Affirmative Action to be on equal grounds with the white Spider-Man. He gets invisibility because of slavery cracka.

This is probably sexist kid in the world right now.

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This can't be Flash or Harry

White boy is stealin' them niggas-hoes! Kill him!!!

What the fug? They made a tv show out of that movie?!

Squirell girl?

Why couldn't i go in school in 2016, damn i would bully all of those faggots.

We knew. But if it goes like her last diversity film, then it'll die or underperform. Given Sony fucking up everything lately, it would take a miracle on Marvel's end to break even.

The movie would be hated by those who went to see it, but I would pay to see a Spiderman movie suddenly flip into a Junji Ito movie about spirals.

He's small, bet i weights as much as the chicks of same age.

Given how complicated the copyright for this shit is, I wouldn't be surprised to see more sequels on par with star wars come out in the next decade.

I had the exact same thought. Could easily be a "Chad" if I was in high school now.

Based Stanley knows how the shekels flow.

I say based in the purest form of the word. He doesn't care what Holla Forums or Tumblr think, he just wants those shekels, and G-d bless him, he's good at getting them.

Is he playing Birdman in this? Is that what happened at the end of that film, he became a super villain? True kino.

Miguel would make a much better movie than Miles. He could do new things and be very distinct from the 5 previous Spider-Man films.

Are you kidding? He's a piece of shit.

It was probably wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff ;^|
ie lazy writing

holy shit that movie is redpilled as fuck. do you think micheal keaton is a gamergator?

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And a Broadway show

Holy shit, this is terrible.

Yeah. A pretty terrible one and it's on its second season. Mostly because it follows the same live action disney-esque show.

BACK TO THE BASICS

Interracial superhero breeding grounds started with jessica jones. Very interested to see where this goes with spiderman

jesus christ KILL URSELVES pedos!