Dunkaccino is based on the Christ archetype. Christ declares bread to be his flesh and hands it out to his followers to be eat. Dunkaccino declares himself to be a delicious hazelnut caramel coffee beverage and gives that same drink to his followers to drink. It's the ultimate act of love and self-sacrifice, through which mankind is saved.
Who's your God? Dunkaccino! Now He's who you laud! Dunkaccino! You pray for salvation? I'm your friend, Hello to the church you'll attend! I am the way and the light This whole trial is outta sight! They pull me back in with hazelnut, too! Caramel swirl, I know it was you. Everyone wants my Dunkaccino Can't get enough of my Dunkaccino! Souls from seven to seventeen-o: Lining up for my Dunkaccino! What's my name? Dunkaccino! A dunkadunkadunkadunka Dunkaccino!
Blake Kelly
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Gabriel Foster
and yet it's still not catching on
Eli Myers
So he changed his name from al to dunk, wouldn't that make it dunk Pocono?
Ryder Williams
The P is silent.
Hudson Gonzalez
No it"s not
Carter Perez
yes it" is.
Anthony Davis
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James Williams
Is this some sort of an argument?
Jaxson Sanchez
jesus fucking christ english is a subhuman language
Ian Brown
It proves Milhouse is a meme
Nathan Bailey
Other languages have just as stupid rules.
Jaxon James
adding dunk does not make the P silent!
Camden Mitchell
It's got a Greek root so it totally does.
Nolan Campbell
pick one
Matthew Nelson
I think that's the joke, he's comparing Dunkaccino to Milhouse to imply that the former (a fantastic meme, btw) is not a good meme.
Josiah Adams
You meatcucks really need to stop forcing memes, it just doesn't work.
Michael Hernandez
MORE LIKE FORCACCINO AMRITE?
Easton Hill
is that like an accino that changes the motion of an object?
Jayden Foster
You're trying way too hard to force it.
Wyatt Richardson
Said the same increasingly nervous cuck for the 6th time.
Jaxon Sanders
it's more like an accino that makes u a faget tbqh famalam
Jeremiah Garcia
wrong t. the person who has been telling you you're forcing this shit the last 2-3 times
Gavin Reyes
Using sage as a downvote?
DON'T MIND IF I DO
Gavin Hughes
Fuck off vegcuck you spic beanpoler.
Andrew Rodriguez
Holla Forums is honestly the worst board
Josiah Lewis
If you're browsing the worst board that means you have bad taste, if you have bad taste how are we supposed to trust your assessment about the quality of the board?
Hmm, it really makes you think.
Thinking?
DON'T MIND IF I DO!
Dominic Cruz
HIPSTERCCINO
Bentley Lopez
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Julian Carter
We're reaching levels of sodomy that shouldn't be possible
Samuel Morales
"Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme
Wyatt Rodriguez
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Nicholas Powell
Is dunkin donuts coffee that good? I just brew my own shit.