ITT: cartoons that would never air today

post em Holla Forums. Just what funnies wouldn't be accepted in today's standards?

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What a twist!

Reminder that some cartoons "would never air today" because of "today's standards" and that's a good thing.
Sure we've taken some steps back recently, but we've advanced more that we've regressed.

Partially due to one of the original creators losing her spine.
Fucking Faust. Sold her soul to the SJW devil.

there just something mildly creepy about those mouths

Yeah, mildly.

heh

I don't think that would work irl though, it would have to be a ring on top.

I don't think this would fly now.

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since when she sold herself ?

I'm amazed that they were able to make this back in the 80s.

It could work as an pisstake for something like Adult Swim

She backtracked that ep

well thats more than a little bit revealing

A Saturday Morning Cartoon based on a hard R-rated movie?

what a fucking minute, there was more than one of these shorts?

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Naked Cherubs

Cherub Butts

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This was a stretch even in the 90s

Enjoy your 9/11 then

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I remember this.
Thank you user for reminding me of a comfy time.

There's another video titled the complete series. It's 43 minutes long.

you posted the wrong one

nice

There's also a nice pair of melons in that image.

Thought the chair could possibly be a "egg chair" but it's not.

oh great another thread being coopted by pedo panty flashiWOAH NELLY

Man that guy was a badass

Can't have one without the other.

Ah, there must be an angel playing with my heart…

Old fogey points if you actually get that reference.

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theres no episode 7

Thanks based user I only saw the first episode when I was a child.
You have brighten my day.

Psst, not the guy you're replying to but

I'm the one who put that video together. I was in the exact situation you were in until I found the other episodes on YouTube. I made this because the episodes were listed in the wrong order.

There was a new season of Beavis and Butthead just a few years ago. It didn't last because MTV's demographic at the time was teenage girls, but it was pretty much the same as the old cartoons and didn't seem to garner any controversy.

Great work
Like I said before I never saw the others I only saw the first episode maybe between 1999 and 2001
Thanks again user ;)

Yeah, I wish it had lasted a bit longer, but it was surprisingly unchanged, other than replacing the music video sections with them talking over clips from reality shows.

There were still MVs, just modern crap

you're welcome, this is my first time seeing most of those as well

also there is legions of shit fanart but here is some decent stuff I found

neat

sounds likeMTV

So, Mina and the Count thread now?

Gonna have to contest you on that one OP.

Explains why they rebooted Teen Wolf to be more like Twilight

The joke that spawned a thousand clickbait videos, not to mention the other dozens of jokes they slipped by.
As for Minerva Mink, I don't know how well she would be accepted today. You have the ultra-conservative soccer moms who hate sexuality, feminists who hate women being sexy, feminists who love empowered women, and furries, who are much more vocal now than they were in the 90s.

I was about to say it isn't even 10 years old, but apparently the first book came out 11 years ago, in 2005. Would a series aimed at women (or at least, only enjoyed by women) even be a problem today?

I know I've heard that before, but I can't remember what from.

I know Faust wasn't working on MLP at the time so it's not exactly the same, but I predict in a few years whoever wrote the MLP episode with the equal ponies will be pressured into saying the villain was 100% right.

Zootopia has Gazelle Shakira. I think they'd probably get away with it.

Though Minerva is pretty much just the one joke.

Story by: Meghan McCarthy
Written by: Scott Sonneborn & M. A. Larson

larson seems pretty based. i doubt he'll go full peter-new

top fucking kek

oh jeez that was extremely adorable. too bad there is nothing more.

I haven't watched that video, but a lol-self-aware Hasbro suckup and a increasingly-pathetic Hasbro "rebel" still seem like oil and water

One of the few exceptions to the rule that girls can never have their underwear exposed as a gag. Would be impossible to do today.

waves of immigrants
ausbros are alright but your feminists are worse than ours becasue they make you pay like 100% tax on vidia, Canada is just eurocucks, especially those manlets in Quebec

Worse, even. went in 100%
You know how satanists/athiests/convicts become the hardest core of converts to christcuckery because they feel the need to absolve their Past Sins towards their new masters?
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She helped spearhead the assault on Matt Taylor, and was highly unapologetic. :{
thou art dead to us all!

I was kinda blown away (puntentional) by Rambo keeping shit kinna srs, even if they never had onscreen deaths. Like when the clawhand guy throws a molotov into a building with a woman and her two kids. It was like "Edgy teen GIJoe." Also they brought back the psycho russian torturer from the second movie.

dag, that actually works. How the fuck?

Technically, this was meant for adults, but you even try and pull this shit even at 3AM in the morning now. Just try!
youtube.com/watch?v=lizxAnFRmfk

This episode.

It did promote a message of hating both genders isant the best of ideas.

numbah 86 and SJWs would want this episode banned

they look like diapers

Hey Arnold, because Helga is fucking nuts, and you can't show female characters as being anything but perfect these days.

They need to reboot Ren and Stimpy on Adult Swim.

They already rebooted it for Spike TV. It turned out as well as you'd expect.

But Spike is shit.

Yes, but it was owned by Viacom like Nick.

this isnt surprising, whats surprising is that this kind of shit still evokes feelings of disgust within me

it never gets easier Holla Forums

it's weird at times how much a ship like this makes sense

appeals to that older guy younger girl wish they have

Not sure if this would actually raise official eyebrows nowadays, but I'm pretty sure this will shape my drunken nightmares so I shall inflict it upon you fuckers.

The Nutshack!

Thanks user, that was one of the most adorable things I have seen in a long time. Shame there isn't more of it, but I don't really see how Mina and the Count could have worked as a real show. The shorts format seems perfect for the premise.

There's like 5 glorious shorts.

Hard to believe something as innocent as Mina and the Count would not be allowed today due to the count being a womanizing neck biter…

A shame we'll never see shit like this again.

It fucking hurts…

I forgot this shit was on MTV alot of the old shit MTV had would never fly today.

I didn't realize that Lauren Faust was such a cunt. I mean I knew she was a feminist but I didn't think she was that much of a Kool-Aid drinker.

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I wonder if Faust's mildly pissy MLP tweet was included on purpose

That's what you get out of Identity Politics.

Faust you fucking disappoint me… Hard to believe this is the same woman who created Femme Fatale…

i would fuck Mina right in her cunny

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its so obvious she doesn't really give a shit about the comet landing, she's just mentioning it so that logical people who would BTFO her in an argument can't use that one thing against her.

I swear I'm not a furry…

leave the bunny suit on, Monty

Didn't one of WB's execs have a massive boner for Elmyra? Hence her being forced into Pinky and the Brain.

I always loved this episode when I was a kid.

I remember Steven Spielberg liking Elmyra.

Dunno what happened with Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain.

"Teleport a Friend" seemed to be a cry for help.

Washed up or fading celebrities have a habit of pandering to SJWs. Just look at Lady Gaga or Capcom.

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I shouldn't want this.

I don't want to want this.

But I want this.

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anything with characters smoking because "muh chilluns"

Maybe you won't die right away,
but you'll shrivel up and look like your
gramma really quickly.

Smoking was never cool

smoking is cool

shit cigs are shit

kek

your response reminds me of the goof troop comic with peg getting hit on by max

Atlantis was a great concept that was wasted pretty badly.

The spinoff cartoon coulda been fun.

that show was too weird to be able to air at all.

Oh my gosh I loved this

Thanks for a good memory

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God bless America

that is the script for the entire MIB series, and blacks are always the butt of the jokes in movies

Just like in real life!

Holly shit it's Mark Hamill who does the counts voice
(and I thought that he only did the joker)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mina_and_the_Count

He has more notable voice roles than LA ones

I'm probably the only guy on Holla Forums who fucking hated KND

I always thought it was stupid as hell, though I still posted since it's a valid example.

I didn't care for it most of the time

John calahan's quads would not have been made today, but for some strange reason, they brought it back to teletoon.

I know it's a comic and not a cartoon, but still….

Meant to post this

I don't think they'd ban that.

Well, you're wrong. This isn't europe, buddy.
Naked kids scare us.

I'm not European. I'm Hispanic, actually.
And you're probably right, it wouldn't fly in America, but here we wouldn't mind. Also as you said, Europe wouldn't ban it either.
Or Japan, and I'm not talking about porno manga. I'm saying regular comics in Japan show naked children because butts are funny.
In fact, scratch that. Don't think of Japan, think of Asia.
And Africa, of course. The entire continent of Asia and the entire continent of Africa, as well as Europe and South America. It'd be okay in those places.
But of course that's because those places aren't the Land of the Free.

The third panel has an art error. Either Alex suddenly gains the red costume (which he isn't taking off or receiving), or speech bubbles are going to the wrong people and julie's underwear changes

Well those countries all support pedophilia

I think they forgot to color his torso

Or rather haven't fully embraced the hysteria.
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YOU'RE BEING CONTROLLED WITH FEAR, AMERICA! WAKE UP!

Not
Fucking disgusting

Or he gains then loses an undershirt.

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How did they know?

I can top that.

Oh no, we're not goin' down that fucking street again.

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How did they know what?
Also, who are "they"?
What are you implying?

Wow this takes me back and i didn't know there was more than one episode

Damn it i really wish i could see more or even have the series a full revival for this age but know SJW they would immediately throw the "pedophile" card on it and have it cancelled

In this dark age of cartoons there are no hopes of seeing good cartoons anymore and reboots aren't even safe from that.

I raided their photo albums and burned the stupid photos when I was a teenager. They thought it was hilarious I was so small and the newspaper and toilet seat so big, they also loved my enraged face that's why they always caught me by surprise.

What are you? Gay?

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the maxx def. wouldn't fly in original form, with all the deep psychological probing into the trauma of julee winters rape and her arguments with the ugly teen girls mom about feminism and shit. imagine the PC listen and believe bullshit a remake/edit would be like.

Teacher's Pet the Movie will likely never air again since it could be seen as anti-trans.

I probably wouldn't have hated this show so much if they had kept her at Acme Looniversity or at least kept Montana Max instead of that fat bully.

It wouldn't air today because look. Notice how the art is great and the animation is great.
We can't have that now!

She actually disowned that episode.

Which is sad, because it did have quite a valuable message to it, that equality doesn't mean getting special treatment. And in the end the ones to take some sense into the girls was the strong female role models in their lives: Ms. Keene and Ms. Bellum.

Oh wait, my mistake, Ms. Bellum was nothing more than a sex object, not the one competent person actually running the city behind the Mayor's back, how could I forget.

I never understood parents obsession with embarrassing naked photos, mine told me I'd understand when I get older. Well I'm fucking 20 years older and I still don't get it. Only thing I can figure is that it's some sort of repressed pedophilia and society collectively agreed for a couple decades that naked kid pictures were "cute".

A girl

It's the thrill of bullying a kiddy, I bet. My grandma loved bullying us (I lived with her and usually other five or so of my cousins stayed at her home every weekday afternoon while their parents were at work). Some also think it's cute, I guess when you are not a pedo and know or care little for pedos little nude kids are cute? Like cherubs and stuff?

I can understand the SJW that was always berserk, and just needed a way out, or a convert. But I cannot understand those that are rational and smart, and seemingly guarded against corruption and just degrade into crazy hate.

What is wrong about this episode? What? How does it hurt the female cause? What persuaded her to realise "You know what? No. This is not what the females need."

Its like creating this advanced easy to use formula for the cure cancer in any stage and form yet somehow dying of cancer yourself 10 years later.

Small things are cute. Before the Western media trumped up the pedophilia scare naked babies, even out in public, weren't a big deal. Normal people didn't give a shit.

I don't know for certain about this particular case but some activists insist on a "united front" and insist on any sort of criticism of that particular in-group (or whatever) being done in private, especially if it would mean appearing to agree with an enemy and thus lending their arguments credence.

If you really squint your eyes and turn your head you can see the femme fatale episode lots of ways. A female villain that uses her "pussy pass" to get away with bad behavior could be construed as the sort of women that MRAs complain about, you know, the sort that lie about rape or make shit up in court to screw their ex husbands and that kind of thing.

Well thats exactly what the episode is. This is 1 woman, being a bitch. So what. What makes her think "You know all those radical crazies that where bad people? Well they don't exist now/ I should not be criticizing them".

That episode is UNQUESTIONABLY good. It leaves no iffs or butts about good behavior. "Don't be massive bitches and attack your friends based off of some injustices". Its the sort of episode that femminists should have said was the best episode ever, and undeniably the best.
It still says there are problems just don't lash out at people.

Like whats the thought process? Is feminism a movement or just a bunch of bullies? I mean yes its just bullies, but to a person thats theoretically trying to be a good person would notice that sort of devision.

But after seeing her behavior, I think I figured it out. Lauren faust is a attention whore. And being offended is a form of power, its a free pass to yell and scream about how you where hurt by this and deserve attention. And so an episode that she made that says "Don't be an attention whore" of course she regrets it later, after she realized that being a massive pathetic whore is fun and empowering.

Its like a Tyrant that in youth made a promise never to harm anybody later saying that they where drunk when they said that.

How? Because the dog dressed like a kid?

In its current tumblr-tier incarnation, mostly. After the rejection of Marxist-materialism in the 60s in favor of post-modern intersectional theory, the co-option of the radical feminist movement by mainstream corporate society really took off.

Now it isn't really a coincidence that many of the loudest and most obnoxious "Feminists" in old and new media are focused entirely on winning irrelevant pop-culture fights in video games or arguing about the shirts people wear or men sitting with their legs too far apart or some other nonsense.

By and large there's historically been two currents of Feminism. Working-class Feminism that championed the rights and sought to end the exploitation of working women everywhere, and Bourgeois "Feminism" which was the occupation of bored housewifes and members of the upper classes that were completely disconnected from the sort of radical movement occurring among the working class. One was working twelve hour days in a filthy mill operating a dangerous double-loom and was angry at not only that but being paid a fraction of what their male counterparts were, while the other lived in luxury and was angry that niggers Black men got to vote and they didn't. As usual, the upper class ladies didn't mind borrowing the revolutionary rhetoric of the working class (a tradition proudly kept alive today by Hilldawg "Wiped? Like with a cloth?" Clinton.

The working class, Marxist strain of Feminism like many other currents of Leftism was completely derailed in the 60s and no one in power was sad to see it dead and buried. They don't really mind the toothless bourgeois "Feminism" that is currently popular though, because far from actively seeking to overturn the status quo at most they just demand (in the politically impotent theater of twitter) modest accommodations to whatever systems of oppression they claim to fight against, like more women CEOs for example, which are completely non-threatening to the state of things at large.

Wait a minute….Your the same leftypol asshole bitching in both of the PPG threads.

What's wrong? Am I making you uncomfortable in your safe space you fucking faggot?

Well its honestly because its annoying. I get you have an ideology to push, and trying to slip it as "Subtly" as you can, but its just more annoying then anything whilst we try to discuss western cartoons. If you want to push your agenda, try being more subtle with it. I recommend avoiding using the word "Communism" or "Socialism" because those are dead giveaways. Avoid mentioning marx or "The People". I guess in your mind you comoff as some sort of badass ruffling the feathers of the establishment but your much more the annoying fly buzzing around the room. I mean your annoying, and good at that, but not good at really proving a point. Unless your just some ironic shitposter then I wasted my time and congratulate you on my time wasting.

Well its honestly because its annoying. I get you have an ideology to push, and trying to slip it as "Subtly" as you can, but its just more annoying then anything whilst we try to discuss western cartoons. If you want to push your agenda, try being more subtle with it. I recommend avoiding using the word "Communism" or "Socialism" because those are dead giveaways. Avoid mentioning marx or "The People". I guess in your mind you comoff as some sort of badass ruffling the feathers of the establishment but your much more the annoying fly buzzing around the room. I mean your annoying, and good at that, but not good at really proving a point. Unless your just some ironic shitposter then I wasted my time and congratulate you on my time wasting.

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I want this.

Also, those "Malcom & Melvin" animations by Ralph Bakshi.

It could probably still be made today, but it would be so nurtured.

Don't think he made that

I think the word is neutered.

The episode "Hector King of the Britons" from Evil Con Carne will never air again.

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Bump

Japan did it first!!!
myanimelist.net/anime/3125/Tokimeki_Tonight

Multiple times. I can count like five old series about vampires that hang out with lolis.

ENOUGH
I don't want meme magic making this a reality!

Holla Forums comes off tedious is what they do

in fact I think I had this very same discussion on Holla Forums about how you can always spot Holla Forums in a crowd because its always words word words take the means of industry from the man and give it to the people every time

Holla Forumss biggest problem is a lack of pattern recognition and an unwillingness to see where they are lacking

Yup. More than once.

nuff ' sauid

The faith of a convert. Sad to see. Hope she comes to her senses once the trend shatters.

Eh, she was probably a bitch all along if she's acting like that. Into the trash.

You're going to shit yourself when you find out Japan basically copied old western comics to make every anime show.

Not really since I knew that already.

That seems rather innocent to me.

One of my first faps at the age of 5.

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Fix'd.

Cultural Marxism was never good, whether it's dadaism or post-modernism.