Bloodstained ice axe used to kill Trotsky emerges after decades in the shadows

Ryder Nelson
Ryder Nelson

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/sep/13/trotsky-ice-axe-murder-mexico-city

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Ryder Martin
Ryder Martin

It's a sign.

We have to kill Trotsky again!

Hudson Robinson
Hudson Robinson

Stalinstache was banned twice today in other thread. As bad as you may think of Trotsky, he has been cut some slack today.

Aiden Murphy
Aiden Murphy

why did he use an ice axe

Because if he'd used a pistol or a knife then he couldn't say "ICE to see you." I mean, yeah, he could have, but it wouldn't make any sense.

Ian Wood
Ian Wood

just wanted to post this

Anthony Garcia
Anthony Garcia

Well he was killed by a Mexican so he would have been saying 'hielo para conocerte' anyway. Just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Joshua Anderson
Joshua Anderson

Will this be put in a Russian museum?
Stalinstache was banned twice today in other thread
Good.

Joseph Miller
Joseph Miller

bloodstained axe
collect DNA
clone 50,000 trotskies
raise them in Cuba
teach each one of them 3 different languages, make them read all the classics of Marxism
20 years later
a new international is born
the membership includes 50,000 trockies
no organizational problems
they reside in major countries in groups of a few hundred trockies each
permanent revolutionary propaganda begins with a unified message in all languages
LGBTQ intersectional BLM feminists dislike all their youtube videos, downvote all their reddit posts, and report all their twitter accounts
CNN picks up on the 'downvote trotsky craze'
humanity goes extinct after 50 years due to global warming as it should
Hey, at least we showed those god damned brocialists!

Blake Howard
Blake Howard

So are there any hugely elaborate "Trotsky isn't dead" conspiracy theories? Because the whole "the murder weapon disappeared and was under some chick's mattress for 40 years"-thing seems like fertile ground.

Alexander Baker
Alexander Baker

Becomes irrelevant once his new followers start splitting harder than his skull that one time

Joseph Hill
Joseph Hill

It seems its job is not yet finished

Easton Flores
Easton Flores

50000 trotskies

IMAGINE THE SPLITTING

Tyler Bennett
Tyler Bennett

Imagine the deforestation that would result from increase is general Trot paper production.

Wyatt King
Wyatt King

It would set up a chain reaction and release so much revolutionary potential that capitalism would just collapse on its own.

Liam Sanchez
Liam Sanchez

Will finbol use it to kill muke?

Nolan Fisher
Nolan Fisher

We need to bury the axe with the Trotskyists though.

Liam Nelson
Liam Nelson

Trotsky was a crypto fascist

Alexander Williams
Alexander Williams

Next year, however, the bloodstained relic will go on public display at Washington’s International Spy Museum, which will reopen in a new building to accommodate thousands of other artefacts that have emerged from the shadows.
no

Nolan Carter
Nolan Carter

I keep imagining just a thousand bigbangs

Alexander Gray
Alexander Gray

He was killed by an spaniard actually; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ram%C3%B3n_Mercader

Robert Brooks
Robert Brooks

Trotsky for the fission
Posadas for the fusion
really makes you think

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