Offishul Yan Tred

Offishul Yan Tred
Reminder that I have a GF, back off silly boys eidtion

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oh nevermind

i thought you were the better one


stay classy bc


omg cato you're insufferable

still dating erin?

she's cute

I just do morning prep and shit. So like I make the donuts and sandwiches and shit all day.

Vegas is kind of a long way from Chicago..

ill try my hardest !

I know, I try

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oh i see

like 7/11 type stuff

it's always kinda annoying when i want to be in and out in the morning and dude is prepping something lol

yeah all my friends are scattered around the country

we're taking a "guycation"

no homo


you still post in the waifu threads on Holla Forums?


how's the ice in the carolinas

jeeze be careful

southerners are so helpless when it gets unusually cold

i hardly use this board i dont have enough desire to be anywhere else

How are you doing?

I keep it all filled and rotate old shit every hour.
It's busy work but I can manage now.

And sounds kind of like me with you thread tards.
Hopefully your trip is fun. Don't go broke, ok?

I am in New Mexico


5/10
about pour something

fair enough


yeah i'm trying to get those idiots to not go insane on the room

i'd like to actually have some money to play a slot or two

literally why

Aw. I hope it helps out, bae.

When is the trip?

I'm neko I'm the best one
all the other cats are copies and garbage

one of the best stable isotope labs in the world


it'll do something, at least

also hi kit !!

I wonder if Cato drinks everything on the rocks.

Whiskey should only be drunk neat or with a few drops of water

No, he just drinks shitty alcohol.

No, he just drinks shitty alcohol.

I'll do something about it. :^)

we finally all settled on a may date

so we're in the hilarious planning threads phase


oh i thought so

you idiot


ah that makes sense

i could not handle the summers honestly

as i heard an african immigrant describe it recently

in the cold you can always put on more clothes

in the heat you can't take off anything

I drink better alcohol now

Fuck.

i bet cato gets cocked off of schlitz

I totally agree.
But AC is nice and I took the "fuck it, career comes first" route


You can try~

sup


lol
what's up

Lood.

Oh, I'm not actually in teaching. But yeah, apply for jobs.


RIP, poor you :(


Oh, just something about her being 11 and named Arisa.
Some dark princess slave or something.


Canada's Wonderland is pretty good I guess.

Hangover is the best :^)

yeah man in like july it starts getting unmanageable without AC

like we got that sticky heat

at least your shit is dry

just chillin

Maybe I'll pitch you some cash.

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could be


But the next like was "that title will be a problem" or something close to that. They didn't translate any of it, so I assumed it was something on there.


that is why I am glad I am here and not Houston.
Houston sucked balls.

WHAT/!?!

i thought you were going to be a teacher

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everything on red?


i kinda want to go to houston

it seems kinda dirty

but not as much as san antonio or austin

i've only been to dallas

it was kinda lame

I'll be fine by May.

Austin wasn't that bad.
But Houston summers are shit, at least the NASA side of Houston isn't as crowded.

how are ya ?

saving that skrill?

my man


also i feel like houston

out of the texas metros

has the most blacks

am i right?

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Wuddup TP
Drunk yet?

i think i am technically "drunk"

yes

Not by NASA, it don't

Lucky

are you racist


you want to drink?

what's up

i would take shots with DOA

and i don't even take shots anymore

hard alcohol makes me unmanageable

No, but there aren't very many black scientists or engineers.

*More unmanageable

I don't have any liquor
And I have issues holding my liquor

Time to raid Antorus

honestly i'm not racist

but a whole lot of black people just willy nilly start walking across the street where ever the fuck they want

i guess they are owed this right?

literally everyone does this in Albuquerque

If you say "I'm not racist" you're probably racist.
So am I.

yan-chan if you really have a gf why were you hitting on me on thursday

yes yes

i was actually going to right a follow up

like

this is me being managed

but i thought the joke was self implied

write*
shit

what is that


yeah but like diff rules

like in chicago pedestrians have at least a little right

when i went to athens

like zero right

your dumb ass will get killed


don't get me started on mexicans

I mistrust anyone darker than me.


Hm.

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I mistrust anyone who isn't me
And especially me

The south is lawless

That too.

Where is foxguy?
someone should summon foxguy

except you should trust indians with british accents

quite doshy

what's even the point of life

you should quit that shit

watch some good shit

or read a book

I don't trust dotheads.

Stole too much money from me.

based former admin?

I don't have anything I want to watch
And don't feel like reading a book

Fuck it. If you're alone in your mid to late 30s, then you're screwed


every user can't be sci, can they?

Indians are just blacks with less personal hygiene.

i've been watching this netflix thing "world war II in colour"

cause i'm a nerd. it's shit played out footage (cool to see in colour don't get me wrong)

but as i was watching i just had to get deeper into the empires

ottaman
british
whatever
russian
american

even like what finally got america into the war was an attack on an island we conquered lol

I'm 21 and have yet to have a relationship that lasts longer than a month

pretty sure I'm already fucked

wow 21 so old

your whole life is behind you!

I work with a girl from India who has the most beautiful legs ever. I'm majorly jealous.

do you have netflix

i just found this gem called "love"

with that girl who plays britta on community

Chop them off and claim them as a trophy

Okay.

Isn't long legs just a curse for them since it means more air time for their street shits?

friday night mmo baby

I am 22 and have never had a relationship.
It's whatever for now

i feel like indian women have always gotten a bad rap but theyre like

super cute !!!!

bushy mustache tho, right?

You can get your own for three goats.

Nooo, they belong on her majestic form!
It'd be like robbing an elephant of its ivory.


She was born in Rhode Island, so I don't think that's ever been an issue.


They are!


Nope! She's adorable. :3

TB.

Yes.

probably mixed with something less threatening

like korean

boy do i find koreans attractive

side note

i do find korean boys attractive

There's a huge Korean population here. Lots of pretty people just walkin' around. Bein' pretty. And Korean.

I know Indians born in New Jersey that don't bathe daily or do even the slightest bit of personal hygeine and claim it's their "culture" despite growing up in Jersey.

Bad game.


What a waste of skin. You aren't a mana battery anymore. Learn to heal.

That's unfortunate.

I have no idea if my parents have Netflix or not

you live in austin or some shit?

sounds like heaven

like watching bat bridges

calling stranger things season two shit

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You mean every night

I know, I'm impressive

theyre facial features are really nice too
very powerful, elegant, and sharp usually


SHADOW PRIEST ??? THIS IS FFXIV NOT WOW

yeah but its extra special on friday night bc its friday hehehe

I got you two flip flopped. Read the above message for you.

dude you are so neet

even luka has netflix probably

my-project-free.tv/

you can stream most shows here for free

no ban for advertising

I was forced into Shadow Priest by my guild

I don't follow

I just watch anime when I watch anything at all
And I have a job

So was I. Back in BC. Then I went holy in Wraith.

I didn't have a serious relationship until I was 25. Give yourselves some time and stay positive, guys!


It's not bad. :3
I actually don't live in the city proper because rent is ridiculous.

Yeah...season 2 wasn't great. I didn't hate it, but it didn't have the sense of urgency the first had. But I do absolutely love every scene Steve was in. Best character!


She's got great hair, a cute nose, and killer legs. These Indian gals! Wew!

do you know any wizards?

I also know a (former) HR director at a data center that was fired because she made a memo about how the office still requires all employees to practice proper hygiene and be clean and presentable. She got sued by the Indian employees over "racism" so the company fired her and settled with the Indians, resulting in a few thousand dollar bonuses (taken from everyone else) for the "harrassment." They're unpleasant to work with.

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time to become an indian woman 🤠

Hey, it's TP~

I am a wizard

I mained Warrior from vanilla to MoP

want to watch some anime together sometime?

i'm into like the real thinkers

school live was amazing


i found a fake spoiler on the web that he died and i was waiting for it

based steve i agree pretty much made season two

it's just kinda sad when a series comes out SOOO FUCKING STRONG

like mr. robot and stranger things

and tanks season 2

i really hope westworld thinks this through

Once again we leave our best friends to die after engineering the conditions where it becomes inevitable.

The universe can't forgive us for abandoning the Montagnards, it can't be happy about doing the same to the Kurds.

But, what choice to we really have?

Supporting the Kurds at this point means war against Iran, Iraq, Syria, and our supposed NATO ally Turkey, with Russia playing spoiler.

We shouldn't have aligned with Russia in Syria. Our best shot might have been to align with Iran, and try to work out a deal where Iraq's Kurds get more autonomy in such a way that doesn't destabilize Iran's western frontier. And then with rapprochement with Iran, Russia's influence in the region once again ends at the Syrian border, and the House of Saud are cowed. A vain hope, but a possibility nevertheless. As it's unfolded, Russia and Iran have become natural allies for now, and the Saudis are ramming splintery wood up our rear end.

Engineers are lame

:ok_hand: Kanra.

america

Dissolve the military and give all that money to NASA and the NSF

forget it, these barbarians never want to talk politics

Haven't watched any anime in a while now
And my weekend evenings are taken by raid

How do we do that? :O


I could not STAND Hopper in season 2. Ugh. But I loved Steve and what's his face. The kid with the lisp.

I haven't watched Westworld yet. Good?
Season 1 of True Detective is amazing. I'm glad it was its own self-contained story.


Well, that sounds crummy. But my work friend is a really sweet, upbeat person and she's not stinky at all.

>>>Holla Forums

Replace all politicians with anything less than a degree from lawschool with Ph.D.s

>>>Holla Forums

Said person was black that was fired for asking people to bathe before coming to work.

yea right, then you'd have people critically picking at the established business giants raking in cash and you'd have people hired out to kill way before that happened, it isn't covered up as well in south america and you hear stories leaked about it all the time, you can say this country gets away from all that but if anything it's much more steeped in blood if you ask me

what is this raid you speak of


don't get me started on the horrible writing on plot holes

the douche brothers royally fucked up

Anyone with less than an M.S. or significant amounts of money should be subservient to their educated and successful overlords.

it was just simple BAD WRITING

red pill me harder daddy

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What a weird story. I don't think that's any reason for someone to lose their job.


The girl and the bland guy's adventure to expose the evil scientists was silly. I can't stand those two characters. Season 3 should just be Steve and lisp boy on the open road solving mysteries!

Who needs the poor dumbfucks for anything other than menial labor?

its true, if you apply yourself its not a hard world to move up in

dude that xmen shit was entirely unnecessary

a good writer would have realized shit

i hope that show is done

they pretty much ended it cause it was shit

although i will always have a thing for nancy ;;

Antorus, the Burning Throne

how do we do that..... a good question !! im not sure. hmmmm...
any ideas at all ?

I don't see a problem with introducing more people with abilities, but I think it was handled pretty clumsily.

If you watch the round-table talk after the show, the actress who plays Nancy is wearing the cutest dress! It looks fantastic on her.

All children will have an equal chance for greatness, taken from their parents and thrown into boarding schools.
Those who fail to learn will be a burden on society until they are thrown into the factories and McDonalds

Wulf butt.

haha, i think its best we leave it there

Reincarnation? Some sort of Fly-esque teleportation machine? Time travel?

i think.... time travel is our best bet. now..... WHOS GOT A TIME MACHIND

i really don't know what this means bro


honestly mad max ruined the show

i liked her in the beginning

but the writers bit off more than they could chew and lazily finished

like why even

I bet Elon Musk has one! Or he's working on one.


I thought the love triangle was kinda cute. The jealousy thing with Eleven was dumb though.

so now we have to plot a heist to steal elon's time machine


any heist experience ?

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everything 11 season 2 was dumb

that's my critique of season 2

what even dude

I saw Rififi on TCM once.


I'm tellin' ya! Steve and Dustin's Rad Roadtrip should be a thing!

What do you mean

It will be the perfect egalitarian state. Every child will have the exact same opportunities, get the same lessons, and have the same living conditions through state-sponsored bording schools and pre-recorded lessons. All jobs will be assigned according to a performance metric compiled throughout the education process and any child that doesn't make the cut will be left for the menial jobs. when all menial work is filled, the remaining portion will either be banished or sent to rot in a place where they will not be a burden.

All will be fair and the same right to succeed if they have the ability will be given to everyone.

babywolf

sabrina i have to admit this because i'm kinda embrassed. but i started putting a littly product into my hair. not because of based steve tho

stop they already did a youtube original series on this you fraud

dude i think it's just like a different language right now

I'm doing group content with 14 other people

Youtube does not do original series!

link?

it tried, didnt you see the series you just described except i think they just execute them because lack of resources

you're not 30 yet.

group content sounds oddly sexual but also purist

no wait that was just a movie

oh hi grimu

Mmmmmhm. Suuuure it's not. ;D

Adorbs! Like you~

I have never once heard of it


Then no, I dont know one

hi tp-chan my love ;;

More like eba!

You being white obviously means you will never understand racism.

lol it was before

it's cause i wanted my locks out of my eyes when it winds tbh

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how's life

Cute!

its going
you?

i want to hear about the "it's going"

i'm fine

family annoying bro

What do you mean link

Do you use a gel or a spray? You could have fun with a gel. Just mess up your hair and start sculpting, see what works. Fun fun.


Well, I understand that it's absurd. We're all just tragically over-evolved apes cursed with intellect and ego.

No u.

Whoa, whoa, man. Just because she's black doesn't make her an ape.

not liking the white gf?

i mean that was to be expected

Come drink with me

idk it's too far gone

She's an ape. You're an ape. I'm an ape.
We all should've stayed in the trees.

Ya ever see how sloths live? I think they're the only animals in all of history to have figured out how to live right.

a very soft pomade

i donno i like it

Aw, so dapper!

I guess I coooould ♥

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don't make fun of me

It is the only option

thats enough experience to pull this off !!!! WE GOTTA DO IT

It truly is, well might as well then!

I'm not, I'm not. It's cute!


See, that could be the sloth anthem. Except for the disaster part. 'Cause I don't want to think of such adorable creatures ever facing stress.


To the skin-tight leather suit store! We gotta dress for success!

What a cute video.

The scene ends before that!

Score!

Did you not watch Rock Star INXS?
It was the biggest shit show that was unintentionally hilarious.

oh ///.////

RIP in peace

I see a dyke!

do you ever feel hella hopeless

you can just like look to threads on fridays at least

DOA is my helpless guy

i've always meant to get a cool skin-tight leather suit and what better time than now


chamber/dream pop is nice
sometimes the reverb/delay is way too much for me but this seems nice

I know, it's horrid. There were too few nude scenes in the animu.

I alwaysy feel hopeless

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At least there are a couple decent artists out there!

Nuh-uh. I Googled it and it looks pretty cringey. When I think of INXS, I think of Sparkle Motion in Donnie Darko, and then all I can hear in my head is that uptight mom screeching, "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!".


^o^


Um...it makes me sad when she crushes the pepper, because it looked like a tasty pepper.


Just don't forget to pat some corn starch in there. This is gonna be sweaty work and you don't wanna get stuck in that thing!

well you should LOL

we all die alone

the sooner you feel that way the easier your death will be

???

I stopped when the dyke went away

your curry parents don't like your girl?

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I thought you would be old enough to have watched it.

I jerked off and laughed at some gore

all better!

do you really want to die

that is really sad

don't die bro

what if. it did get stuck forever and then i become the first skinsuit hooman o.o

i never knew about hybrid, this is impressive

Was it pics of you?

ayyyyyyyyy

gfsdhgdfhjjdh

Mori wouldn't gore!

gvsfdsfh

True! And there's Cato.

ok no posting is shit

I wouldn't say I want to die anymore, but I don't particularly want to live either
I'm just gonna go until it's done, that's the current plan anyway. Don't prolong, but don't end

Catos are lame, tho

trade them all for Ebas

Oooh.


Well, I am old, but I just never had any interest in stuff like that.


It'd be the advent of a new age. You'd be the next step in human evolution. :O

you reach a level where like

no the board is the problem

not you

tp if ur gonna jump to bs conclusions im not gonna talk to u m8

i love how you present this like new information

ok yan

Let's bond over our lack of youth and hating how easy kids these days have it.

0:32!

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here is a real q

would you suck dick for money

who wants to see some gore!

Nah

fuck that was supposed to be spoilered

oh well i know a lot of thirsty grim-tiers out there

I don't particularly want to meet anyone I met on the chans either

Funny how that particular image never comes up in the cycle again. Someone tampered with the timeline.


Aw, a-gore-able!

smart

Nuh, you have it the wrong way around!

then its settled ! no corn starch :3

Riot for more dykes!


I am the scientist, I know my shit!

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You don't deserve Mori!

why would you

i would meet you though cause you are like next level anxious

and i just kinda want to calm you down

it will be ok

grim is a pervert

... You're a poop scientist? I thought you were another type...

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Godspeed! I couldn't handle that kinda pressure!


What do we want?
"Preventative dirt mounds!"
When do we want them?
"Before they go mainstream!"

honestly from watching the #metoo

i wondered about all the women i know and if they were secretive about all the cat calls

then like

cat calls?

this fucking shit is ridic

but like the point is my mom and sister have been raped probably

this is what i got out of metoo

nibba wat

i can hardly handle it but

SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT

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What makes you think I'm next level anxious
And what makes you think you could calm me down

I feel like we were s'posed to be doin' something, but we got so caught up in how nice our butts look in skin-tight leather.

when you are in a feminist world

why even concern yourself with the outside

for real

I have returned from being bad at video games

i think i might be able to calm you down

you are very anxious

nothing wrong with a lil self-admiration :3

*Pets*

Sup Ebanics?

That would require me actually talking about the things that bother me, which I don't do

gfdhdghj

I bet ya did good, though. What'd you play?


We'll never become Indian women at this place. :P

you should

I did, I was playing Kindred in League of Legends and we lost hard

pfffff we'll get to it. if we're using a time machine theres no need to worry about wasting time !

Liking the bunny baes.

But not a lot! What games were you playing, Clobs~?

No point

talk about your issues i mean

it helps

ok don't then

Vieras are dabes. I was playing League, see

colbert has become some haggard bunnygirl

nice

Ya know...I can't argue with that!


Well, I'm sure it was hard-fought.

Oooh, I've been playing that a bit again too~

How is Kinnydred?


Claimed. There you lose. Colbs is claimed by way of stupid writing in zombie shows.

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I won't

you are special

stay alive

HAGGARD???

I had fun at least!

Neat! We should play some time

lame av

tbh

what are you doing at this hour ?

If you wanna! What time is it there?

Good thing I don't give a fuck

7:55 PM

But I'm probably done with League for the night

what's good n

when colbert does not give AF

all bets are off

Oh yuh, I was just going to say that I'd usually be free like 4ish to 7ish your time most nights. So if you're here I'll bug you to play~

i just meant colbert is really hot rn

I'm glad. Does my heart good to know you're happy, Mr Ian.


I honestly don't know. I'm exhausted, but I can't make myself go to bed. You ever get that way?

Like I said
not really looking at an heroing anymore

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I'm good, and don't call me N

I get home like 5:30 - 6 or so, not much time to play... oh well

I'm always happy

On the outside :(

noice

I'm sure some time we'll both be free. x3

i still geek out over lily allen

she's younger than me and has two kids

It's no use, we're just too busy ;~;

i do get that way sometimes
i just play more games and listen to tunes or something if i feel that way

I'll busy you.

gfdnhfdjugkj

I wish I was busy...

Lonely :(

Quiet, Luka

This might be my favorite of hers.


IhugI


I'm watching special features on a BluRay now. It's kinda cozy. :3
What are you up to tonight? Besides being here?


Did you ever get a nap?

i wish i would just chill around a fireplace

with wish and colbert

Why are the hugs surrounded by ls?

I guess I'd still busy a Wish too but I mean... Freeeench Canadian...

Stylistic choice. The heart has its reasons of which reason knows not.

lily is my like top bitch

but lke i was also reading how she had a very serious stalker

shit sucks

Grr

I actually ended up opting into getting some caffeine instead, my friends kept me plenty busy earlier so I caught some energy from them :3

Oh, by the way I got a notification on my phone earlier that said "Tell Sabs Happy Hapoidx Day" for tomorrow.
I don't remember what that means at all though~


WHAT EVEN???

special features for movies are my favorite !! especially director commentaries !! watcha watching ?

i'm playing FFXIV and listening to tunes !

Did you see the Spooky Train trailer?

not gonna let a few rejections get me down for too long... I hope

cant say i did :p

Don't we all?

I wonder what kind of tea Patchy would drink

But what made the heart want so?

I'm so scared

We should make tiny chat a thing again

is it weird that i miss revy?

he is simple

brad?

whait birt brad

Let's not repeat the mistakes of the past

Patch 4.2 trailer dropped today~

Happy accidents

#birdbrad

Gao gao cheekpuff

Yes

Horrifying regrets

This is a chilled out song.
Ugh. Poor thing. Bjork had a scary one too.


I'm glad it worked out! It sounds like y'all had a great time.

I honestly have no idea what that message means or who would have sent it.


Commentaries are great! Do you have any favorites? My top three are the commentaries for Cannibal The Musical, Tropic Thunder, and A Knight's Tale. I'm watching season 3 of Twin Peaks.

I haven't played a new FF game since XII. How is it?


Who's to say?

yeah i know it dropped i justhadn't watched it yep silly :p

i miss bird and brad

works for me

Even I am not entirely sure but it probably wasn't sfw.


Likely depends on many aspects of the current moment. Cause everyone in that game is weird about stuffs.

Well I loved them.

Only just now tho right?

Mhmm, it was a whole bunch of fun. Hopefully you've had a good evening too? :3

Oh, it was an event reminder from Google calendar, so I must have made it some time ago. We need a thread archive~


Wow what are you even doing????


Of course it wasn't.

I'm even more scared now

Well, I'd assume you

I'd like to think Earl Grey

You were one of few

hashtag bird and brad

no complaints honestly

tinychat.com/room/lqwq9s

any favourites ? hm... not entirely ? but the one i've watched the most is la la land's :p
so i guess that is technically a favorite hee hee

i should watch twin peaks
my friend whos really into david lynch stuff says its really good and it sounds like it would be up my alley
its just watching s1 and s2 that i dont wanna do ;-;

and ffxiv has been around since... ? 2010 !
its a lot of fun. its the mmo one
grinding levels !!


TRYING TO CATCH UP TO END GAME CONTENT !!!! IM SO FAR BEHIND I FINALLY GOT MY ASTRO TO LEVEL 52 TODAY

just working the scripts and shit

The proud, the mareens


Stellar


I was just kidding please no

also lilian is bloodchan

Did you expect any different?


It can be anything, with the power of imaaaagination~

Has anyone ever told you how big of a wimp you are?


WOW O4S CLEAR WHEN????

wait what

birdy?

man birdy was a haggard beta

No one likes the National Guard :(

I like to think it because I like Earl Grey

I was being sarcastic

i want to see how he does

not well at all birdy

tinychat.com/room/lqwq9s

COMMITTING SUICIDE ON CAM ONCE 10 PEOPLE CAM UP

Fuck you goof


Why??

brid

you swore off threads like ten years ago

you get dumped?

From you? No, not really~


I literally am unable to believe it.

it's nice to see a bird

Yatse!

NEVER !!!!!!!!!!

It's been a cozy evening!
I'm going to add "Tell Wish Happy Hapoidx Day" to tomorrow's date on my calendar. I feel like it may bring good luck or something.


You make an assumption, you make an ass of u and mption.


I must shamefully admit that I haven't taken the time to watch that yet. I should remedy that this weekend.

Season 1 of Twin Peaks is wonderful. Season 2 is wonderful until about a third of the way through. It gets rough, but the final episode is one of the most beautiful things ever filmed IMO.

I'm so out of touch when it comes to games now. -___-

I don't know!!!

Are you sure you're literally unable literally?

SCRABBLE!

No actually just the opposite i got a waifu and I'm seeing her in like 25 days.

Not sure why I'm here, probably won't last.

CLUE!

I'm glad you're around, Birdo. Even if it's just a limited engagement.


Good boy.

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CONNECT 4!

:o

I feel like we're having a really meaning chat.

you should watch la la land sometime yeah !
i saw it in theatres thrice :3
probably my favorite film in the past year aside from maybe good time/a ghost story

i'll watch twin peaks eventually i got too many films to watch already :p

MONOPLY!

Yes, I frequently have meaning chat with people

Maybe next expansion when you can unsync it and clear it for almost free :^)


Good good, I'm glad to hear it~
Did you end up getting those shoes you were asking about earlier?

D'aww, you're so sweet. Though in a year's time we'll probably both be extremely confused by it :3


Yeah, whenever I literally try to literally believe it my mind literally stops working and I literally drool a bit.


D-Don't call me that...

CHUTES AND LADDERS!

I figuratively think that this literally is kinda sorta ridiculous honestly sorta

hee hee
good plan ^-^

what birdy are you still hella strong

this will end well

Thanks sabs. It's not like threads are a bad thing, it's just Time that I could be doing productive things with and getting my life all sorted out and being a responsible adult like. Once I have that then maybe it won't feel like something to be guilty about.


This is very good, I like. We do again tomorrow have meaningful chit chat no?

No I got lazy

RISK!

real tip bird

are you single

kids?

Mayhaps we can

HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!

bird is like before brad

js

No I told you already I got a gf and I'm going to see her again in like 28ish days.

No kids for some while hopefully.

You are a dork, Clobber.


It's too late now, plus you earned it so it's only fitting that I do call you that.

so you are the same idiot

BATTLESHIP!

GODDAMNIT, PICTURES!

Hah, as if this is new information

CANDYLAND!

Three times? It sure resonated with you, huh? Now I must see it.


Confusion may open the eyes of curiosity and discovery, leading someplace strange and wonderful. Or at least be good for a laugh.

The jury's still out on the shoes. They're cute, but kinda pricey.


You're a good man, Mr. Bird.

OPERATION!

I missed this

Don't really have a response, but I'd like to say that I missed this

I try


Sure?


I like that word

You know Ian, that's pretty hardcore tbh honest.


Subtle and I did that with the old ARR EX primals to get all the horsey mounts.


I'm going on strike.


I hope the strange and wonderful place ends up being Disney Land. I've never been before.

Oh? I think if you like them and you have the spare cash available then you might as well go for it :3

well that and... i like to go to the theatre as much as possible. i just say Call Me By Your Name uhhh last weekend ? yeah. that was a nice film.

JENGA!

As do I

That's the only way I do, baby

Well... It is new information now!


You will lose you head pet privileges for the duration of the strike.

see i can't talk to you bird

because you have an agenda

you have a plan to use people against your own means

sorry bro you're alone on that

shady selfish bitches

hashtag

I really do want to put more effort into this convo but I'm phone posting and it's just such a terrible thing that I have no surplus in effort to spend on being a good conversationer.

Okay I don't understand. Get well soon Please.

can you talk about anything besides your "agenda"

or at least be less obv

my god what idiots

I've never been to Disney either. Here's hoping!
Ya know what? I do have the extra cash, and it's been a while since I bought anything really girly, so...to hell with it. I think I'll get them! Even if I feel guilty later, I'll at least feel guilty in cute shoes.

I'm going to make myself go to bed now. I hope you have a wonderful night and a happy Hapoidx Day!


Loco adores that movie. His enthusiasm has made me want to watch it.

The sleepiness is winning now, so I'm going to get in bed. Have a fantastic night!

this is why this works

If things aren't Okay you always have people who are willing to listen.

Night sabs

i didnt know he saw it !!
i should discuss with him sometime :3
have a nice rest bubber !! ty for hANGin out :3

oh hey love

What are we drinking Tonight?

I prefer my cores to be soft and squishy, to be honest.


I'm calling my union.


Actually? I sort of just assumed that everyone else has and I'm some rare occurrence of an unfortunate person~
Good, I'm glad I could help you decide, you'll definitely rock those shoes!

Sweet dreams and happy Hapoidx day to you too :3


Too weak to duo the lvl 60 ones.

Maybe if he rolled a tank class though.

...

TWISTER!

beer

Sadly, it is not

That's fine, take it at your own pace I guess

To each their own then, but you're missing out

DDR!

I mean you can but the best they can do is secure a portion of your head pet salary.

Plus at least once a week you may be called by your title because you are a good boy.


I will fight you over this. Bring it on.

Dagashi Kashi is a pretty good show

PAC-MAN!


you should get a purple folder

also eva is liar

about literally everything

his mom

everything

you are all idiots

I'm waiting on my friend to bring me dabs


You ever think about how fucked up real life is? Like when you think about Stuff long enough that simple concepts become absurd?

But I have a particular set of skills

Is it really?

GALAGA!

you are a mess

Best not to dwell on minutiae

It's so much easier to give liars the benefit of the doubt. You let them lie more and it's funny and they'll never admit it anyway so why try.

i mean does anyone actually believe that EVA's mom died

why is his dumb ass even allowed to come back

RAMPAGE!

I don't know if anyone already has a folder of that. I don't like double dipping.


The characters are just a lot of fun

oh my

How so?


Best for who?


They're making a movie of that

here comes a feminist

not a complete fucking whore

You're the one missing out on the soft and squishy cores!


I'm quitting.

smiles this is not the right avenue

you are a whore

please leave

I haven't seen anyone posting her.

But she isn't dark-haired, so I guess it wouldn't fit.


which I think is silly
but I played the shit out of that game as a kid

Best character.

Agreed but I'm going to watch it anyway. I hope it's in the style of the commercials for the game if you remember that. Great game tho.

can you tell your gf to not be so geeked

you too faggot

STREET FIGHTER!

How so?

For.. uh.... everyone I guess?

I mean I have one so I couldn't exactly consider myself missing out...

Tp where is Bern and Darwin and all the big hitters.

man so boring

bern meets with that trap who transistioned

i can only do so much

Liiiike lewd skills or wot?


No one quits this job. Mostly because it's not exactly clear what the job is...

You guess

Which one?

You have a soft and squishy core?

I thought you were only hardcore...


The pay is shit anyways.

elma

Nah, I wanted to make a folder so I just might.
She's just energetic


The interactions between them all are almost comparable to Monogatari just without the super autism and super art.

When you don't earn your bonus, I'd say so~

Wild.

Uhhh... sure? Among other things I guess

And you know?

I am a contradiction enshrouded by an enigma.

I don't into anime so that comparison does nothing for me

oh sorry about making so be rattled the other night smiles

i actually kinda love you

MISSILE COMMAND


It could have some value to it, yes


But she's cute!

Your newest one is plenty fine, anyway

No I dunno

IMAGES!

They wouldn't make it if it didn't

bottom line is smiles should be shunned in anything

I wish that were the case

Like what then?

TIME CRISIS!

Okay then

Bonuses are for chumps.


Oh yeah? Shouldn't that mean you don't exist? :3

sorry about getting too intimate too

I wish things too but nobody grants them.

How is yatse?


You need Jeebus

...

Or maybe jeebus needs me?

Perhaps beyond your perception

You went along with that for a surprisingly long amount of time

I'm good, you?

Tp that's just terrible

wisht how do you feel about birdy

Are you okay TP?


I've had Oda for a while, but she's still a goodie.


Oh, well it's very much anime in the conventional sense so it might not be for you.

you are trash

fuck of canadian real shit

We are the company we keep

dun

...

eh'

*Pets* And Wish is silly.

Not enough

we should remember that smiles is a slut

What does that mean tho?

and a vindictive person

fuck you smiles

like no joke you fucking fucked up person

fuck off smiles you are a real fucking whore

Jeebusfight!


It hurt to admit defeat!

sobring, need to drink more


I guess I did disappear for quite a while.

I don't think she'll get old

You're probably right, I can't even see in 3D properly.


Uhh, he exists and that's cool I guess.


Well yes, that's obvious.

I'm the absolute silliest.

i mean you are

a

whore

Wait why is TP shitting on Smiles again?
Wasn't he confessing to her a few posts back?

nah she's a whore

...

smiles is a special type of piece of shit

He's tsun

How old did TP say he was?

Like 38

It's kind of adorable to be completely honest.


Something like 34?

I am undef eatable

And I will drink to that

A fellow glasses wearer?

smiles is also a fucking liar

...

I am on the ball tonight.

No sir, just my left eye is fucked up.

Anime is like visual shitposting and the show I'm talking about is a special form of autistic shitposting. So I don't know if you'd like it.


Well she's already hundreds of years and still looks fab

Howdy!

hallo n-n

i mean smiles you're a dirty lying whore

Banjo hat

35!

Yes, you are eatable~

What will you pour?


She can do another thousand, bovi

I'm in FF15 so slow replies.
Want to hang in call?

dgfshg

I'm just hoping that the Main Character finally notices him.


EASILY

I actually wear contacts so hah

I like things that are unique and entertaining

What's it about?


Rum

i wonder if smiles wonders why no one likes him

I like Smiles.

I'll hang out in call

No I think you made it clear

something about lying and betray

what is a few millennia?
NOTHING!


Rum is good!

what a fucking idiot

That's alright.

this will not end well

ppl sleep so thats a negative

had a good day

thats a question btw

Wouldn't you be his main character then~?


I sort of figured so since you are never wearing glasses in any of the pictures Soto posts.

...

Bah.

I shall. I'm going to head back to FF15.

...

I am Yan's gf, right?

Wow rude.

I'm sure he has a couple pics with me in the glasses I wear late at night and whatnot

Yes

Depending on the time it's either Erin, Sucy, or Eva.

It fluctuates more than Bitcoin.

no yans gf has a dick

Probably, I don't pay enough attention to see if he posts them or not, though.

It's a retard searching for a country bumpkin that can make tasty snacks.


Thanks Squash


It's basically just waiting a week


No, I'm just setting up his plotline.
I think Chocodaddy Grim will be the one to soothe that fiery personality.

I thought you were permabanned?

Whoa, whoa. I am not in any relationship with someone here.

I don't need two, shush you~

and actually i'm no so convinced that erin actually likes yan

yan seems hella pathetc and desporo

Phew. Had me worried there for a sec


Oh damn, well I have a vagina so I guess I am shit out of luck


Does Aaron still post here?


You literally cannot perma ban on this site


*hugs*

Let's play baseball~

Mhmm

Sounds slightly entertaining

Will she ever age?!


It is easier to just sleep with everyone

yan is pretty much the historical joke of threads

like he fakes

he knew dude

Seeeya

This place cannot permaban. That has been proven.


I don't... Why would I play baseball?

Be more culturally sensitive. It's HOCKEY!


It really is~

Lets practice that.

we should
right now

yan is a real pathetic liar and his only freiend is erin

actually i heard she is getting tired of him too

I-I'm yan's friend...

I thought I was the joke of the community?

Missed this

Like things sometimes

True. It is the destiny of it all things.

We should.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bait


Can you dance? Is that one? :3

yan is growing on me

you are

oh waut yan is

Oh dear god no I'm way too awkward and white

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NEW


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why do people feel the need to go back and make amenses

you can ban on sight which is close enough

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