My tummy huurt

same brother i am maximum zen right now

I was running them in SLI but I managed to snipe a 1080ti somehow off newegg even though they're sold out everywhere

That's basically your average import fan.

bemp

hi ikt !!

You're probably one of the only ones then

My day is good, trying to finish a uni project thing that is way over our level, and it's a mess

jeez thats quite the overkill no? my understanding is that a 1080 is overkill as well unless your doing 4k

oor Lili, should fix that

Hello, you!

are you an impostor!?

are you an impostor!?

I would argue that there are more.

I fuck up the captcha every single damn time

So we are not alone :3

godspeed with that !! you can do it. i believe in you.

ECHO !!!!!!!!!

hows it goin ikt !!!!

Hah, Sasquatch Lilli double posted their thread

who are you btw

I get really annoyed when my FPS dips
I just want a really high, stable fps on every game I play

PUBG is really intensive (read: poorly optimized) so it's necessary for smooth gameplay

shit will still drop below 100 in cities

image uploading isn't working for me :\

headed to gym

You woulda known me as Clint.

good, good. how are you?

well 100 fps is just unacceptable.

Who HASN'T played Doom and a share of wads tbh

No, are you?

LILI

Most definitely not.
Anyhow it's a bit late and my sleep schedule has been way too hectic as of lately, so nini.

you'd be surprised desu
I guess we're living in the current year and people only like games that are new and 'in'

i just woke up ;-;
but im doing good so far !!

HOWS ECHO

Apparently the deadline changed from 20th to today, 00:00, which is in 20 minutes, so yay? jesus fuck :v

Sweet dreams bud

perhaps?

YAY!!!

Lame.

Almost as lame as liking anything from E2 over anything from E1 or 3.

;_;
stop being a meanie my opinion is valid

omg what
how in the world ?? what is your plan.

YAYYYYYYYYYY whatre you doing th rest of the night ?

ikt

O IM GOOD HOW'S LILI?
aside from the tummy aches, of course.

Well quit it.

apparently Holla Forums is being gay right now is ill just come back when its probably being less gay if everyones having trouble posting

tummy is
ignore-able-ish
im doing well though im gaming !!!

My plan is to not die, and apparently there is a lot of misunderstandings so not even the teacher is sure of what the fucking deadline is, my school is a damned mess .-.

Yeh

sleepin mebbe

Tenka

@ban check the last thread for reply

Oh? l4d2 again ?

holy cow
thats a lot to handle
again
godspeed
you can do whatever it is that needs to be figure out/done

tired ikt ?

nope
playing league with irl friends

Of course.

You lolicon.

Yan made me one

thanks for the kind words, I'm just gonna bet on the deadline being in a week, no one in my class knows, and the teacher has no clue either, from the mails he sent earlier this week, it's a huge mess

Better than a gaycon

Besides, this isn't very loli

you play league?

I'd rather learn to make my own

its a good experience n shit

But you're a gaycon.

...

it sounds like a big pot of spaghetti fell onto a broken jar of pickles ;;

ofc i play league
who doesnt play league !! do you ?

I'm gonna get a VRchat gf tonight

loli

yee get that shi

Well, fuck.

Yeah.

...

You're all degenerates.

...

...

takagi is amazing

...

I don't mind lolis, they're cute!

That is an apt description and not one I expected :3

I just ate a banana

You are not wrong.

There's a reason I pushed the manga as much as I did :^)

Flat is justice

...

Mostly for lewd tbh

I just made some noodles, put some eggs and some salsa in there

I feel so poor after eating it

whats your username !!

me too ?

you expected that ?

blade movies were on point tho

Indeed!

Nuuuuh, lewd is bad!

wow aangegeven

im too lazy for manga

When you could still enjoy movies without worrying about jewlywood blackwashing

EParadoxx
Yes, no exceptions.

im not a degenerate >.>

Brown lolis are generally better.

what

are lolis even illegal here though
Politie kan me niet pakken maat.

quite possibly the worst way to word what I meant to say, nevermind ;w;

VRchat would have made you feel better

Niggers

No only my opinions are valid.

Honestly though I dunno why I don't like E2.
I just can't stand it.

the controls are janky and I need to fix my remap so it doesnt fuck my kb

blegh

yeah..

oh okay
ITS OKAY
i get what you meant

Why would lewd be bad?

Is this lewd?

I'm too lazy to build a keyboard.

Whats bad about wasd movement ?

zeven proksies jwz

...

your just too normie reee

how long did it take you?

I'm a lefty.

s-shouldn't say that just to appease me

Whoa, too lewd.

Just the face, not the subtitles, I should get one without the subtitles

overall I think most of E2's map suffer from being too big and convoluted, with lots of backtracking and empty space, especially E2M3

IJKL

as moment ?

what the fuck are you posting right now you shameless person

Sources say that pure maiden is just another word for huge slut.

i wasnt saying it just for that !!

Not long.

Shameless

you can't remap controls through the app afaik

then it is a-okay~

I don't know what kinda sources you use, but they're wrong!

you can use a controller

did you use a model that was already prefabbed?

I don't think the model for the avvy I want is prefabbed AND the character is 2d as well

rip the dream

I tried and got nowhere! Plus mouselook is better than joystick 10 times outta 10

just remap your kb lmao

rip

yeah it better be !!

yeah im ahking it but I'm a retard and forgot how to terminate the script

or the vrchat program doesnt play nice w/it

...

ill figure somethin out

don't worry, it was!
I am hard at conveying things through this damned imageboard talking though

Yeah
They're all a goddamn maze.

You know, if you like ol' Doom, you seen Dusk?
I'm like obligated to shill that to everyone now.

uwu

Forgive me.

You what m8?

Fight me

Lewd lolis

That's a pretty cute boy

No, I have never heard of it

teach me your ways to be normie

Kamille is the cutest girl.

...

well I suppose all'o these lolis have been quite cute as well as lewd, so that is acceptable!

tfw it's a girl, it really looked like a boy in the last picture!

youll get better at it i believe in you

Oh, no, keep going.

picking up major faggot readings in this sector

This is neat.

It's really great. An actual retro shooter that gets what makes those old games good.

...

hey, you mislead me! that's no girl!
I am way too gullible ;w;

Maybbbe, but this is pretty weird :3

He is a guy, it's a meme.

...

that webm looks quite good, but upon looking it up, it's a 2017 EA unity game, which isn't quite so promising
and while we're on this subject is redneck rampage any good

Look at this and tell me it's not a girl

what's weird ?

traps are gud, I am very okay with this
and, yes I googled his name just after posting that, and then realised it was a meme

Imageboards!

Just abuse the shit out of std::async

Moo cow

W-Wow, are you sure you're not a secret pervert?

Definitely a pervert.

Too much money destroys a person IMO

!!! in what way ?

I would never be lewd, that is impossible, but your lewd pictures aren't helping!

it's slower than a chat but faster than emails, it's weird~

...

I think perhaps it depends on how they gain that money and who they choose to surround themselves with after. But a lot of jackpot and lottery winners do make awful decisions and end up broke.

You're a poofy volvo!

what is this
i dont understand
you scare me :(

humanityhealing.net/2011/08/7-ancient-egyptian-universal-precepts/

Yes but it's got the first two episodes out there and good. They were super reluctant to put it in EA but Steam is autistic and hated them just having the early episodes available to people who bought it without putting it in EA.

I dunno, I've heard it's okaaay but not great? Serviceable enough.

its a good tempo

+1 thing we have in common.

...

He's not even really a trap. I just like me some traps so I get that meme.

you know
i'd probably kiss most of the people posting right now

well I've added dusk to my wishlist, I might get it if it goes on sale, but I'll probably at least wait for it to leave EA first

...

Uh-huh, sure sure.

auto future = std::async(std::launch::async, [] () { // things});

Runs things asynchronously

Our dislike of Løøds?

Yeah it is perfect for casual chats, am enjoying this

wow, richman with your volvo

the meme makes him a trap, so I am in!

I haven't posted a single lewd thing yknow!

Wait, what the heck, I like Løøds. I don't judge him just because he's a degen.

Mhm!

Don't kiss me. You'll get sick.

You're encouraging my posting of lewd things.

Then why did you PM me a 4 page manifesto about your distaste for him?

still no get it

is it just some fancier ez way to start a thing in another thread or what

i had this thing once for some reason idk
std::packaged_task task(&asyncConsumeMessage); auto future = task.get_future(); std::thread thread(std::move(task), clientMessage); futures.push_back(std::move(future)); threads.push_back(std::move(thread));

That's more like Wish for dating Soto lol

Slutttt

Isn't poof another word for gay?

Volvo is kinda medium range car no?
Mercedes all the way

You got a poofy volvo?

I would never! this sounds like a damned lie to me~

I was jealous.

Fair enough. It'll probably be worth it though. Episode 1 was just serviceable and okay, but Episode 2 was just next level.

Nuh-uh!

New favorite gif eh?

I suppose yeah, BMW/Audi/Mercedes are more like expensive cars in this scenario

Would they kiss you though?

meme traps best traps

Yes
that's the joke

sure why not

i think it would be worth it ^_~

NO

probably :^)

Step away from the detector Matthew.

Kisses are for lovers!

All traps are good traps

Love and Marriage are two different things IMO

and people who like to kiss !!!
kis are cute.

I'll buy a Mercedes and a Tesla, because I'm Danish. A windmill too.

you're a joke, NIGGER

It speaks to me.

Okay, but don't say I didn't warn ya!

It's a really shitty way to do something on a thread.

You should really be writing your own thread pool for anything serious :^)

But I'm not dating Soto..?

This is fake news.

Of what?

idk threads you make me feel dumb
brb crying to sleep

nej

I mean like, Marriage is a binding contract and Love is gravity.

true

marriage?
I just meant for me that I don't kiss people I aren't interested romantically in c:
I suppose my view on this is actually kinda rare eh

I'd like to own a Tesla or similar car one day, they are just plain awesome

Do you even have nonlewd pictures, geez!

S-sleep well?

your nigger is a joke

whoops I broke my things

Yup. It's true.

She had a fair bit of coffee at least

oh mb

Drove one once. It's crazy

I know, I'm about to replace it

nej

His great taste.

damn, awesome, I oughta fix getting my license sometime, but I am way too distracted by other stuff

Please forgive me ;_;

Yes, a ton in fact.

Did you actually think that?

He's posting a dude rn.

How do you like your coffee?

Bet you wouldn't say that to my face.

...

hmmmm if you have honey in your trip.... do your lips taste like honey ?

wait which one was for m e ?

I just meant for me that I don't kiss people I aren't interested romantically in c:
I suppose my view on this is actually kinda rare eh

^ this was meant for you! I messed that up quite bad

That's for me to know and you to find out.

I can imagine that it gets old pretty quick tho, hence I'd also want another car too.

Nah dude, you told me a while back you got one but Soto? :^)

Shifts, sometimes black sometimes with milk.
You?

maybe I turn into a Jackal instead?

As black as midnight on a moooooonless night.

That's a pretty animal.

oh yeah i guess thats true
well until recently the last time i kissed someone was
like
5 years ago

crazy

when do i get to find out ?

That's probably what will happen if I go homeless

Black and strong just like your men?

I, uhhhhh........didn't think that far ahead.

Oh no. Is that a possibility? Is there anything I can do to help?

Maybe.
Or maybe you're projecting.

well now you have to !

o gee that is a long time yeah
iunno if these nerds'll be of help though~

hm maybe, I haven't driven enough to really know I think

HI

No I'm just peering into my future is all.

...

Well he picked the best one.

grim I went to take a nap and was awoken to hysterical screaming that was happening up the street from my house

someone's pitbull ate another person's chihuahua

Got me

You'll get around to. Fun at first, becomes routine fairly quickly

Lenko?

...

holy fuck..

wtf

That's pretty gay.

...

Meet me under the sycamore trees.

I'm incredibly paranoid about things falling apart and me ending up homeless again. I lived in my car for a couple of weeks in the summer of 2008 because I was too proud to ask for help. I'm lucky my cousin realized what was happening and took me in. It's a lonely, scary way to live. I hope it never happens to either of us.

Did you see the false alarm in Hawaii this morning?

That's kinda hot, actually.

Just like you.

im on my way over >.>

sabs give me head pats

aren't we all in our hearts

it's a trap, don't fall for it!

I know of some people who will take me in if it comes to that. ^,,^

my last league game made me extremely depressed

also grim the only thing that mattered there was that I lost sleep over it

also going to consider going back to my original money route because fuck the click intensity

hows it a trap !

talon can only go so far and just watching enemy udyr outscale while you're 4v5ing with an afk is just

lamentable

Well, yes.

You have gay sex in your heart?

league is shit

playing with shit should depress you

what happened?

League does that to people
- to me at least >.> -

they'll kidnap you!

YOU WILL SAVE A MONTH OF YOUR FUCKING TIME

USE AHK IF YOU DONT WANNA GET CARPAL TUNNEL

no that just makes me heart race
:tehee:

...

as long as i get a kis !! its okay :3

No, I'm 100% straight.

Wait, really?

I enjoy it for the most part cuz u can play w ur friends and have fun
most of the time

...

Grim can you fix me an NA account? I tried buying one but Rito bans it like 5 games in

It's been a while my dude. What's going on?

I try, though it's a fine art to keep it subtle. I'm terrible at subtle

b-better enjoy the kiss then!

aw, boring~

yeah it's okay if you play with friends, but I feel like this game is just fundamentally frustrating somehow

Just level it.

every kiss has something to enjoy !
cant wait to share one with you :3

games, work, cryptos, why don't I have you added on steam you dingus?

you're getting it from a shit source

at least 5 ways things can go wrong :^)

is she even posting atm?

I'm already taken!

reset your ip loods and get an acc from a place that has a noban guarantee

grrrrr that doesnt mean we cant share a kis !!

I think so, maybe not idk didn't look at post time maybe she's gone

W-why...?

...

you miss out on a lot

I keep forgetting that levels barely have an influence anymore due to runes

I don't have any thread people on Steam^^
I joined the normie wave on crypto recently, but only got ethereum so far.

What thread peoples are still playing?
I'm going to convince Darwin to join in next I see him.

^o^

Aw, good! You had me worried for a moment there.

I bet you have some stories!

but that's exactly what it means!

cuz being gay is fun~

darwin is a delight to play with

goodluck tho

(hug)

heh

Likely story.

Yes?

better put on some chapstick o.o

and whys that :3

Oh? Suck as ?

They sort of do, I think there's a requirement before you can edit pages but that's about it.
Just do it.

How's it more fun than being straight?
If anything it should be about equal.

b-but..

you're breaking my heart

dies

bump

...

you don't like to accept invs anymore?

Cutie fox. I want to nibble his ears, but he'd probably bite me. I used to nibble my puppy's ears growing up. Just soft lip nibbles. She never minded.

I like the strawberry flavor. :3

Nooo! I didn't know my own freakish strength!

...

kissin/holdin hands/cuuddlin with boys and girls instead of just one or the other !

luka !!!!

huh?
i've been here for the past half hour and didn't get any notifications at all.

im a fan of peppermint :p
strawberry would be nice too though

silly, I told you, I'm taken! my kisses aren't for anyone but them~

quite so I'd say

:tehee:
I am being silly, but being bi is cool, twice the fun!

it's okay
thanks sabs!

*hugs*

Plenty. But you're not innocent either!

He wasn't dismissive of the idea last I brought it up. But we'll see if I ever even get anything arranged hue

That was quick

But that's not being gay, that's being bi.

I guess it does mean more options.

past couple days I send an inv, you're green on the list but no response

they should how to share >.>

-hug hug-
how are ya ?

anything other than straight is gay

Hm, true. I have a story or two. Nothing too wild though. :3

I wonder how they'd mix.

No problem. When your ribs heal, I'll give ya another one!

I still

don't take any of this seriously, I am quite tired :3

nuh-uh, I am theirs and they're mine, sorry~

I oughta sleep, basically ready for bed anyway

well all we have to do is kis and we'll both find out bub

yeah go to sleep stinker
nini bub
rest well
godspeed on the thingy project

The new riot client has been wonky these past few updates.
i don't recollect getting invites (while awake and home) these past few days.

Maybe it turns green when i bump my desk with my foot while asleep?
that usually is the thing that wakes up my mouse when the table jitters even with a light tap. it's sensitive.

the league client also tends to put me in "fake afk" mode if i don't un-minimize the client for over 15minutes, even though i'm still active status on discord and steam and battle.net?

*shrug*

thanks, have a nice day! I'll see about that project heh
no sad~ I'm sure there's someone else to kiss :3

Are there no straight people left around

I am not.
I wasn't being too too serious either.

( Grim cont.)
also the riot client wont take me out of afk red mode unless my mouse moves over the freindslist side of the client.

thanks bub
ill figure somethin out

you said youre 100% straight and if thats the truth its literally just you left

i'm a bit cold.
and a bit bored.
and a bit lonely.

but at least i've finally cuaght up to this thread after reading the past 20 threads i've missed.

you've read 20 threads ?!? holy cow awooka
welcome back

and come sit next to me i have a blankie :3

At least I'm finally unique =w=

...

Holy crud, Luka! That's a lot of reading!

you were unique before being straight hehe

Rubber baby buggy bumpers

anyone else know this feel I'm feeling rather down at the moment

yea fast reading
glancing at interesting posts
and temp ID filtering some superfluous posters, just to make the thread easier to scroll through faster~

cap some new pictures~

I'm in the danger zone right now, two kills and I'm still taking damage.

Don't look at other women then dumbass.

O-oh? How so?

Por why

that's ok I don't

to put it simply, life is a fuck

i cant put my finger on it but you have unique traits !!

i will eventually
EVENTUALLY
it takes a lot of effort >.>

Then she wouldn't kill you.

i want to see new cute things

But wouldn't life be less of a fuck if you had a hot animu gf? Then they wouldn't need to kill you

Those poor rubber babies.

Got it down to a system, hm? :3

(*^_^*)

Gone before their time.

Is it worth seeing Last Jedi in the theater or should I just stay home and watch free schlock?

i'm not drunk

you're drunk

where is my lili

she has her reasons

that's actually a very interesting proposition and one I'm surprised I hadn't thought of
to answer your question: maybe, since I don't know for sure if any kind of anime gf would be for me

been threading for years

What about... wait for it... a REAL gf?

oh yeah ?? lets see if this is new

yayayayayay

hi woco

I'm going to have to give a very firm 'no'

hello

1080p
:3

Oh thank god

Is there any movie currently out in theaters actually worth seeing?

She's meeting me in Glastonbury Grove.
Wanna join? >:D

I enjoyed the experience of seeing it in the theater, but I have some issues with the writing that spoiled it for me later. It's tough to say, really. What kinda schlock did you have in mind?

You're a true master!

call me by your name

none I know of, and I'm not sure why you're asking me
I say if you want to find a good film, look for one on wikipedia or imdb or something

Glastonbury is a terrible face full of hippies and UFOers

but if you mean twin peaks that sounds nice.

who is that hamster clone youre posting?

Eeehhhh I might just stay in tbh

I was gonna watch Wish Upon

Not showing anywhere near me

I replied to you for the wrong thing whoops

Why no real GF for you?

hows it goIN

more like
ONE THOUSAND AND EIGHTY P

thats where we're going ?

oh whoops i was supposed to go see that.
i still have time if i leave soon but i kinda dont want to tonight anymore

lewd

Ian

it's the best film of the year.

Echo

how is that lewd !!

as in 2017 ?

i am the queen now

yes

Echo

i thought you were always the queen ?

i wanna know woco's top 5 or top 10 films of 2017

Do you think there are no straight posters left ?

i guess so... ;~;

Queen succubus, the bitch of the threads, the toaster, fish master !Wish/SwiM.

uh

blade runner 1982
gattaca
call me by your name
metropolis
brazil

see i knew you were the queen !!

There's always Grimpffffttttthahahahahahhahahahahaha

I didn't see any films in 2017 because i was a hermit in rural spain during that whole year

I'm the last surviving straight poster ama

Find someone who can solve all my programming problems for me.

It is true then, I'm the last one.

what did lili do today?

...

excuse me im straight

Who even are you ?

Did you ask ikt?

We'll talk about those over a strong black one sometime.

u2
What kinda work you got going?

i have to say you are lyin

i woke up 3 hrs ago
and im playing csgo now ;;

I'm loafie, the only person here who has yet to be infected with the gay, nice to meet you

Nope.

tell me about youur stories

It's cute that you think that

Oh, hey, nice to meet you too.
You'll break eventually.

But I'd like to be wrong.

literally took like 1.5 hours to pick up some pizzas and drop them off somewhere

the traffic is insane near tourist attractions

i found it

No stories to tell when you're a hermit. that's the point.

im not playing anything right now ;;

I don't think that's something I'd like to happen, and I think I'll do all I can to prevent it from happening

holy moly
nezi the pizza delivery boy

you still existed
you can talk about bein a hermit

you should watch yuru camp !!

If loving you is wrong

PFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT

i practiced art. not much happened.

What else do you want to know?

i wanna know what that art looked like

The fuck were you doing near there

To be honest, they weren't wrong, objectively, it's probably kinda nice.

w-wait what

he prayed the gay away dude he's straight now

It's full of owls. Big owls with big eyes.

Hikari Kongou
I thought a gif of her was cute and just went with it. :3

I could google that, but I kind want you to tell me what it is.

It's romaaaantiiiiic.

locopier.tumblr.com

Scroll down to the older ones,

hotel things and working for amazon

(you)

here a (you)

Then I don't wanna be right

Totes that's how it works

A shitty horror movie that is supposedly hilariously bad

I see what this is
your homosexual conversion operation won't work on me, homosexual

i had nothing against it ! i just didnt know thats where.
im excite.

ok ty
i like those hands
from
29/10/17

October was a good month.

Darwin is better at this tbh.

I'm not GAY!!!!

it smelled so good but i KNOW I CAN'T EAT ANY WITH THIS DIET REEEEE

bringing pizza to coworkers cause it's cold and i like them

who're you

of course
dude i was like wow i sure like tits but then i just closed my eyes and asked god hey god can you make me like dick and wow i was straight

i could be watching alotta things

but instead, im here

i wonder why shes soo white, and has those diamond hairclips

Poor Nez.

Gee thanks

He works in mysterious ways

ok I apologise

it's common courtesy to give your name first when you ask another person for theirs.

i felt pretty depressed october for some reason
i think i usually get that way around halloween

now i want piza ;-;
i hab no money for piza

time to steal piza

what makes this more desirable than taking 30 minute away from thread ?

my desire to not miss a post about me

Np bby

god bless (literally)

i actually didnt mean to be on user i just lost all my trips

I'm always depressed, so I don't notice.

Though I do get especially depressed at halloween because the only culture and heritage I have is transfigured into a disgusting marketing ploy by fucking Americans who have never been outside their own country and have no understanding of what they're celebrating.

That bothers me a little.

i get that but its good to step away every now and then

if someone really wanted to talk to you theyd message you and also if anyone says anything bad about you you shouldnt worry about it or give it weight

loco you should really run a comedy page because everything you say is such an honest joke

He's asleep and doesn't know much cpp

i feel sad when im away.
if only i was wanted... ;;

You know what's a joke is your drawing skills

That's fine because at least I don't trick myself into thinking that I'm a good artist.

Subtle?

i just wanna be alone during halloween smoking my pipe i dont think about it much

dont be mean to woco mom

why not
it's loco
literally a meme

i like loco >.>

the combined weight of oobles and her bf exceeds 400 pounds

STOP BEING MEAN

d-dozo

are you guero's crazy gf?

wow congrats, i knew you loved dick but i didn't know you liked it that much

i mean you're implying i give a shit about my appearance

who you been talking to, random?

Congratulations to you for being a disgusting, unhealthy, repulsive mediocre artist and not caring, i guess.

...

hang out with me more and maybe i giv u piza

:3

what?

wow i can't believe we have something in common finally loco
something i can finally agree with you on

i'll have you know I exceeded 400 pounds until a few months ago but the weight of your ego and facial mole are a couple tons heavier than that lol

you could feed an african village for 3 weeks on his mole alone

Your lack of manly muscles means you're affected by this blistering cold 50 degree weather more.

that's lenko's trip

he's a pretty hateful dude

good luck with that conversation xd

nobody actually, I haven't posted here in ages and I just started posting casually here and there. I'm Lenko and I've seen everyone here call you crazy at least once or twice so far.

grr

lul

yeah sorry lemme warn that person that you're not very nice without saying something not nice about you

oh wait

you literally can't

I'm actually nice to people who aren't mentally ill

oh lenko i finally shed some of the weight
idk if you still lift but i've lost 100 pounds as of a few days ago

how tall are you lenko

Ow fuck my pineal gland is way overworked. I need to stop doing magic for a while x.x

oh alright, i dont know everyones trip

oh ok
yeah i've seen you around
that was probably a few people either grim moogs or sinni, all because i don't agree with them or some shit probably
y'know disagreeing with reason makes you crazy around here so it's understandable

is this a BRIBE ???

do you really think sinni talks poorly of you.

I hope you've learned to never skip pineal day at the gym

Nice dude! And no I haven't been gymming these last two months tbh. But good for you friend.

5'9

pretty much

...

I don't think any of those would label anyone else crazy for disagreeing with reason.

Um don't don't you mean rest on the sabbath day?

can you guys please stop being mean grumpers please

same brother

...

No?

I had just assumed that the pineal was a muscle...

noted

A classic. Feels good man.

oh lily i forgot to tell you your makeup looked p okay for a first time
my sister was like "ur friend is mad gay" when i showed her the snap lmao

yea dude i ended up needing stomach surgery to get started but at least i can work on it on my own now
i have to eat 80g protein a day and take a huge dose of multivitamins cuz my stomach can only fit 4 oz of food now lol

ian are you a furry

the peenal gland gives people their black power.

I am glad you lost weight and everything but why did you have to cut up your stomach like that?

i-i mean...

maybe

No lol

S C I E N T I F I C F A C T

it's...a gland....?

lamers

mad gay is good
mad gay is DEF GOOD

hehehehe
a good bribe. maybe i should make plans with you soon

There's not a machine for it at the gym?

...

I learned from watching you.

Neat

there arent enough physicists in the world utilizing dmt to expand their consciousness.

well judging from shit baddog says sure i dont know what would make me think otherwise

o well good chat

oh right green bean good makeup tristan was right

watching me ?

...

is dum

What response were you expecting?

i was too overweight to safely exercise without an extended stay at what is basically an assisted living place with like
doctors and fitness trainers
with this i just needed a 2 day stay at the hospital and then a strict diet

Well there's magical exercises for it. Electroshock treatment would also exercise it but it's much safer to just do it without machines.

Neru...

Your "How to be lame" video series.

Truly the master.

What color mage are you? White, black or red?

wtf are you talking about

OKAY BUT HONESTLY
youre not wrong

im proud that youve grown so much

Nice try. You're not known for your comebacks. You generally swallow.

ALL

My only catching snippets of what Magic says is painting a picture in my mind of a guy wearing wizard robes in his basement mumbling to himself about Ra as he hooks a car battery up to his nipples.

idk ask your friends cuz im not one of them

not that one lol

can't argue with that

it wasnt a comeback it was genuinity

Pfft

What's the best magic you've ever done?

Am I supposed to be like "woah dude she's so hot I'd bone her"? Because I am definitely not the kind of person to say that and you should know that

Infinite wishes

I just wanted some light hearted comical response
-why- are you so defensive

What have you wished for so far?

You didn't really give me much to work with

Except maybe the fact that the mole is distracting

what

...

Funny guy.

bd isnt exactly close enough to us to be called a friend. he also isnt in any position to know what we say about you. which is nothing. i have nothing but regret.

Hey all? How's your Saturday going?

grrrr >.

cool

Job called me in for three jobs.

Tired as shit, but made a lot of money today.

Ahawhaw

Who

booyah

Money's good.

Time to use it might be even better.

gRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

hi maddie

...

is this why you skipped out on movie night

...what?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maat

Pretty good, al pastor tacos are the shit

You?

I don't get how one wishes for an Egyptian goddess

Does that do something in specific?

it's been a good one
it almost became a bad one, which made it a slightly sub-optimal one, but it's been a good one

No, more because the "I wont show up if _someone_ shows up" comment you made.

Brings order from Chaos

...so nothing specific, got it

i am sorry. i did say that i was cool with you guys showing up and watching monty python. so iunno therewasanattempt.jpg

I see you didn't bother to read the tldr version.

tracer more like
bumper

Adorable.

magic have you seen the holy mountain

you are pretty adorable

cool

Please, only two people here have ever seen me. And they don't post here anymore.

hey what's up?

not too bad.

well then.

You mean God sitting on his throne doing nothing?

I mean it's all just nonsense anyway so

Had an eventful day?

lol yes.

Nah, not really?

yeah but i've talked to you
i can tell youre adorable

Oh, well okay then

Yeah, nah.

I had to literally possess him to make him dance around a little. He is such a lazy faggot.

i miss you guys.

i think it had a much more substantial presence in the earlier parts of the movie.

thats where YOURE WRONG

I'm never wrong.

Actually, God commanded Satan to do all the work for him.

youtu.be/vTddXfaUIx0

maybe you should have thought about that before
i dont have the effort to try to be nice again glhf

except when you are

nini Holla Forums

See: Never.

Eh It's a fun job

nini stinker

youre cute okay

Prove it nerd.

nope :3 no need to prove it i already know it !

i generally find it takes more effort to be spiteful than nice. especially when the spite is entirely one sided.

How needlessly religious of you.

hehe
thats my job !!
what is tracer up to on this FINE florida night ?

Sleeping soon.

when'd you get up ?

too bad i tried that alright and it was thrown out the window
im going to stop responding now so have a nice night or whatever

6AM. Had work to do today. Called out a few times.

a few times ?

i am sorry if i upset you. and i would do anything i could do to resolve that

Jobs came in, so they called for me to do them.

On call.

ohhhh you have an on call thing. got it.

i wasnt sure.

gay

new

Can confirm.