Finally, my nasal fluids won't freeze on contact with the outside air
Finally, my nasal fluids won't freeze on contact with the outside air
-sets out mango icecream he got from the store today. Hopes Ika finds it before it melts-
good to see you're still alive and well
I could be playing Dark Souls.
but you're here
with me now
I could be playing with my asshole.
Grim I went deaf again
Well you can always find someone on Craigslist.
How'd you go deaf before?
Let's not pretend my returning here has ever been worth a reaction beyond, "Huh, alright, sure," from anyone.
but I am genuinely happy that you're here, for however long
I'd sooner frame my best friend for the murder of my boss.
I just woke up.
I want to play something, but nobody is around to play with or hang in call with.
I've been popping in every few days/weeks for a little while now. I guess you could say I'm more "back" this time around than I have been for a couple years.
The first time was loud music
this time was loud music then getting sick and flying on 3 different planes and my ears never popped or something
It was painful
I put an item in the wrong place on my engineering server and it caused a perma-server crash. Turned me off so much, I don't even want to download the world-editor software to restore the file.
But that would make my purchase of an additional 8GB of RAM worthless so I'm probably going to end up doing it anyway tonight.
We can league a little later if you'd like.
40y from now you're gonna fucking regret it
assuming the tech isn't there to restore or even boost human hearing by then
I'm sorry for your lost.
That sounds like an absolute bitch.
I'd be down for that.
WELCOME TO THE NIGGER
were you one of the uk anons?
perf. gonna grab some milk from store then get on
n bombs do a lot of damage man
Its been more than 24 hours and they still haven't popped
Is this concerning ?
Good. Segregation NAOW
For an afternoon, I think? Since coming back I've only seen you a couple times before today.
ugh when all you have left is light roast coffee to brew
do you feel a lot of pressure?
not a good idea
I was very busy w 2 jobs but I cut back so now I have a bit more time
when bd fucks his trip up
its not that i fucked it up its that i was messing with other ones on this computer and was too lazy to change it back, i have it pretty memorized
I'd memorise mine too but it has moonrunes in it s: ..
ITS THE BEST IDEA
I mean yeah but its slowly getting better.
The best idea is to fast-track human-machine singularity.
Dancing is a good idea too.
yea its not like i memorized it on purpose, it just sort of happened with it in front of my face all the time
if people can't memorize non-special tripcodes they shouldn't even shitpost with them tbh
yeah but we tried it once and all hell broke loose
if its getting better thats good
take better care of urself kid
sabby where've you been
its so nice to see you
how was your holidays
vid related how I picture sabby on a spring day
I drank out of a public water fountain and it almost killed me.
also I feel like I have absolutely nothing to do now
Hi Mr. Grim. I hope your holidays were joyous and fun! Christmas was great for me. New Year's Eve not so much 'cause I was sick.
I'm a filthy ginger and not that pretty, but thanks!
and not that pretty
If what I've seen is really you then you are very much mistaken on this one.
Excuse me sir, what are you doing?
Singularity with me girl?
im glad its getting warmer but this weather still sucks ass
Aw, this came up in a dance playlist just now! It always makes me think of you, Yam.
Remember that show from the 90s? Living Single?
I don't know where I was going with that.
Cold weather is by far the best.
I won't link the one that makes me think of you. It embarrassed you then and would do so more now.
It's got a good rhythm though!
less to do with the cold, more to do with the conditions imposed upon you by it
Time to go on a quest for food. I hope I can bug some of y'all later!
Feeling a strong cocktail of frustration, infatuation and lust. This is exactly why I tried to leave.
im sure you will find us here
oh, bye. No one good in thread no more
i can attempt to disgust and repulse you
There aren't many things that can achieve that so I welcome y any and all attempts.
I'd rather not be hot and sweaty
I can handle the cold
oh okay well im not really the sort of person who has an arsenal that could go that far anyways, i think an early surrender is best for me
yeah wheres the good posters to be honest tbh
what, i dont have a lot of truly horrible things saved, honest
I like sweet tender romantic shit and I like hyper violence. It's the stuff in the middle that I find unsexy.
im not particular sure what would be "in the middle" of that, tbh
That's fine. How are things anyway, baddoggo?
Gonna lemme suck that ass?
please what ?
Mamma Mia is a severely underrated movie.
bleh, i had allergies all fall, i was sick all winter, things were slow and weather was shit for the holidays, maybe i'm just getting old and like to complain about everything now
the only good side is things get so fucked by the snow and ice here sometimes i could do absolutely nothing for a while until it all melted
touch my spaghet
how the fuck
what kinda bug did you get
my xmas was shitty cuz I was sick but I had a nice new years. Got a lot of nice things, felt loved
you're pretty as hell on the inside and I bet that shines out of you making your outside even prettier
grabbing milk <:
this bitch looks underaged
mothgirls a cute
abba ARE A PERSONAL FAVOURITE
THEY ARE SO FUCKING GOOD THOUGH
That cannot be denied
I'm not sure
I haven't gone to a doctor yet
I remember Living Single
I kind of want to learn the dance...
I haven't gone in a while too..
we should both schedule appts
Are you sick ?
I was around xmas but im better now
just due for a physical
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess, I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
And now I'm stuck on a late 90s early 00s pop music binge.
For fuck sake.
Go to bed.
OH HEY YOU FUKKEN WEEB
S'up you creepy stalker.
I wonder if anyone I know has this
And how about-
Is there a single JRPG he hasn't-
Humble Bundles man.
I have 1,000 games, get off my dick.
Aw, I thought I'd maybe found a friend who likes them as much as I do.
I just put them on my library to make my games list impenetrable.
Are you saying there's something wrong with liking jrpgs?
Depends, is the jrpg in question Earthbound or Super Mario RPG?
Earthbound is a very good example of a very good jrpg.
It is, yes.
Do they grab your balls in that ?
Tacos are the National Food of Goodtimesistahn!
I'm gonna go try sleep now. Na-night, weeb.
Na-night, Buttacup~ ♥
Aw, happy dreams! Have a great night, Yam. I hope I can talk at ya again soon!
Is this Sneaky ?
Meant to post this
im not sure
I think I had my balls grabbed last time
first time talon what u think
I can't wait
Is talon free or somethin
Morde was on crack with that build
have old phone, still works, is still a smart phone, but it's really small and a bit slow
could get a new phone
OR I could get a tablet and use the phone I have right now as nothing but a phone and do everything else on the tablet.
think I might get a tablet considering the current gen phones are 750-950 dollarydoos
for someon to grab myballs?
oh why tanku
nah I bought him because I realized a lot good ad mids are perma banend like zed and yas
there are hella midrange smartphones that are kickass
imma link you a list hold on
a lot of the tech that makes smartphones super nice like cpus screens memory and nice batteries are getting cheap which allows them to sit in that range and still perform
hold your horses, I know this B-B-B-B-B-BUT
t-mobile only offers financing (at least, without a down payment that is roughly 90% of the total cost) on current gen phones.
not saving up in advance to pay all at once
$200-300 isn't too much to save up, is it?
anything around or over 3kmaH, 1920 screen, and snapdragon 810 is good
check the date
no, it's not. but I'd still rather have an actual tablet than a new phone. I can do literally everything I can on a tablet that I would do on the phone except for make calls and texts, but with the larger screen that I wanted in the first place.
I don't really do much on my phone except for mobile banking, snapchat, calls, texts, and maybe a game here and there.
and with a tablet I can watch anime while I work so that's like 100-0 on that debate
I thought about getting a tab for those things too but when I found out the Xperia Z5 was waterproof I imported that bitch from the UK lol
if I had a tablet I'd probably really get into hearthstone during my downtime at work since playing hearthstone on even a large phone is way too fucking small
play shadowverse instead
A sexy note signed by me ($5)
Really bitch, who the fuck are you, Emile Zola
a French novelist who also sells bummy gummies on the side
I'd pay $15 for gummy bears covered in Zola's ass juices, they'd probably be worth thousands.
I don't think they would be worth anything.
You just want to eat them.
He's pretty legendary, I'm sure chairs he sat on sell for a fortune, imagine a gummy bear that's been deeper than that.
This is why God isn't returning.
What even are ass juices ?
Isn't that just shitty lube?
You never really hear about people getting jailed from LSD like you should.
Assumedly the mucous your color produces to slide shit out and the resulting shit.
Ass juice's polite name is "rectal discharge". Googling that brings up pleasant images.
And to think there's people who eat the whole ass.
not eating ass
Why would anyone eat shit?
eat my ass daddy
How does that make any sense ?
Do crossboard links work here?
Why is that something that exists?
It's hard to explain.
I don't think so.
Doesn't seem like it should be.
You eat ass or you don't
I think Colbs made it originally to shitpost about something then it was like Soto's venereal diseases and just never went away.
oh sorry I was busy killing a bunch of people
Eating ass is alright, and easy to explain. I assumed you were asking about the pic.
Please be more explicit
Eating ass is alright
I miss BRIAN.
And eating ass is ok. If it's clean, it can be hot.
Shut up, Fagcakes.
I'm sorry i've offended you.
How are you too gay to eat my ass ?
I'm not too gay to eat your ass, I just find the whole daddy thing to be a bit cringy so that felt like an appropriate reaction pic.
Although I also don't want to eat your ass
I also don't want to eat your ass
fuck you too then
my rectal discharge is prime
Hey TB. What have you been up to for the past few years.
Getting paid, not getting laid.
Working hard, little time to self.
Drinking less, against my wishes.
My liver must be pink as a baby's right now.
Other than that, house payments, car payments, yadda yadda.
How are you, you?
raze it with liquid flame
Eat my ass Daddy.
Should smear it on gummy bears then.
Whatever happened to Alexis. How come you're drinking less? You were one of the few classy drinkers.
I'm pretty good, moving around, working hard, been in a steady couple for 2 years, so that's good.
30 bucks a bear
You know what, some guys buy used panties for $200, I'm sure you can get a better price with a *really* nice butt.
Alexis is still in Michigan. Work requires me to be on call, and while I suppose I can drink and drive, I'd rather not risk it. I don't know if I'd call it classy. I just arguably spent the most on not the shittiest brands.
Well that's good at least. As long as progress is made it's not a loss.
Ah, well that sucks. I'm the opposite myself, I had to drive everywhere for ~2 years and I'm abroad for a year with a bunch of friends, been drinking heavily since. So I raise my flask to you.
Whatever happened to Alexis
Obvs kicked out of the military due to Trump's changes.
Thats pretty sad
Who are you ?
I thought it was because of drunk driving.
I'm a fagcakes apparently. Who are you.
Well fuck you too bud.
Make sure it isn't absolute trash.
I say as I'm drinking fucking soco and coke.
That was a low blow.
It's spiced Rum. It's alright.
Hey I was taking a swig in your honor, not to spite you. Sorry if it came off that way.
Clearly i'm skull emoji
But who are you really ?
I thought it was pretty funny.
I'd rather not say. I'm not playing the 'lul you'll never guess who I am' game, I just popped in here to see how some nerds I've known for years are doing. I am not active on here, and you most likley do not know me.
I was giving you some shit because of your new freedoms and to portray my jealousy.
I'm just slightly drunk off 10 shots of soco and slightly upset at myself for being this weak now.
I know the feeling my friend. Well I'm glad to see you're doing well, although you do seem a bit down, but that may just be me.
I might know of you.
Just a realization I've nothing more to really accomplish now.
who knows, it's a crazy world. Strangely enough I felt more comfortable when we were discussing ass juices.
That's the dumbest thing. You have a shit ton to accomplish, set your own goals, better yourself. If anything, find a way to drink again.
I mean we could go back to ass juices if you really wanted.
Not even my boyfriend is as bold as you, sir. Buy me dinner first.
I would need to completely change jobs, then.
i'd kiss most people here
Don't be a fag, fag.
Do bummy gummies count ?
id kiss u on the forehead lili
you included ! :3
thats what i'd expect from u dad
I'm just saying, no one ever has "Nothing left to accomplish". You seem jaded, and that's a bad sign, maybe you need a shake up, idk. But there's more to life than whatever you think you've accomplished. Otherwise you wouldn't be so down.
You know it boi. $30 each send me that shit.
I'll just need your address now.
To quote a schizophrenic guy I saw on youtube recently, "Just send it to a random address, and, you know, eventually it'll reach me".
I've yet to find it, then.
Hm. You ever post using the character Matt Engarde?
ah yes, the thing I look forward to in classic JRPGs the most
the cooking systems
good cuz thats what ur gonna get next time i go to florida to visit my drinking buddies
im platonically gay for green bean
It's not always easy. A man needs goals though. Nope, I'm not Raphael, nice try though.
Boy Band Catalina is a masterpiece of post-modernism.
florida boy kissssssssss
Sounds like it should work.
Also you're totally playing the "hehe guess who I am game" now
I'll figure something out, then.
Ah. I see. I recall this image name clearly, but not the name behind it.
You're right, I am. I'm sorry.
I can't believe Guero turned out to be a complete fag for Green Bean's green bean.
Yeah. Can't you go out with friends on weekends and drink then? Or do you have no weekends.
Might as well keep it up.
I'd rather not, thank you for pointing it out. How is your night going? Outside the obvious great time you're about to have with gummy bears that is.
On call every other week. Includes weekends. Would need to schedule it. All my friends are married with kids. Little time to hang out to begin with.
Well if it's any consolation, I'd hang out with you were I in your area. You're a pretty cool dude, TB, I genuinely hope you feel less down.
I'm sick so i'm just doing fuck all.
I feel like I have absolutely nothing to do right now.
Learn something! Make something!
I'm not feeling down.
What would I even learn/make ?
Like how to make nooses and the location of black/Jewish community centers.
Idunno, an instrument, a thing. I'm not good with specifics, but that's what I do when I feel like I have something to do.
... nothing to do. I should go to bed.
After the next drink.
That was a low blow.
I have my guitar right next to me.
I could mess with it but I have almost zero energy
Can you play it well?
It's the right thing to do.
You'll be martyred in California.
dicks ala pricks
Not as well as I would like.
I don't care about California though
So git gud, nerd. Really though having nothing to do and feeling tired isn't a really great thing, being creative would help. Write a song about gummy bears.
Enough to remember my old name, huh.
Coming late 2018
My new album
Your real old name was Tracer Bullet, you nerd, you posted as Calvin. Eyebrows you only started posting as way later.
being such a faggot ass bitch the cold scares you
How's it feel being a literal nigger?
does anybody fuck with kindle? how do i transfer imported pdfs from my compooper to my phone
I really want this to happen. I'll provide drums by beating bottles together if you'd like.
I posted as ALT+255 as my first alias for about three months.
It's a bitch. You gotta manually dig through the files to specify where to dump the folder.
I'll need a sample.
Well alright, that I forgot. Those were the days. I haven't found a community quite like it ever since. /kind/index.html got close at a time.
you were that dumb fucking user posting as the triforce?
I'm in bed and lazy. Maybe later.
ALT+255 makes a blank space that replaces the name. It was the most pretentious thing I could think of for a first name 7 fucking years ago.
And then I posted as Tracer Bullet and the name stuck.
Won't you just be gone forever in a few minutes ?
Which /b/ thread did you come from ?
Obvs the one that wanted to fuck cartoon horses.
Oh, pretentious names. I liked the one that made your whole header look reversed.
I will be. But i'll be banging bottles together thinking of you.
Damn cartoon horses
Wasn't one of mine, sorry.
I mean thats what I assumed.
Remember me as I was
Same thread as me
Obsessed with putting gummy worms up your ass?
Put it on my tombstone.
"He died like he lived, covered in ass juices"
Pretty much exactly like that.
oh okay, i got that confused with the triforce one, and there was an user who namefagged as a broken triforce too
Even I can't meme that hard.
why is onepiece so much better than binikitop art
Wasn't that Outsider when he wanted to fuck with people? This could be completely made up, it just feels right.
dunno, all i know is i remember someone who did it, i hardly even paid attention to Outsiders antics tbh
It's obvs Desert.
I don't know what you're talking about.
No its not
Can't argue with that logic.
I actually thought of Stevean's banana penis recently, I forgot in which context. Does anyone still have that fucking pic.
admitting you saved a picture of stevans penis
Don't talk about that potato faced banana dicked pants shitting blood spitting lying Aus cunt.
just saying that onepiece swimsuits are clearly superior
HAHAHAHHA oh god
I honestly never interacted with them and just heard from like six different people the most bizarre stories about him.
Whatever they are they're all true.
You must be some kind of weird pervert
wouldnt i be more of a pervert if i wanted them to show more skin?
You know I'm genuinely terrified I've summoned him just by speaking his name now.
im sure they found some better place to chronically lie in for attention
I knew him better than pretty much anyone else
He was actually autistic
not meme autistic
I met him irl though
Here's a taste of the past, then.
The only one I can remember right now was something about him wanting to shove lizards up his ass or something.
And then they fucked.
Yeah he had... issues
Yeah. He had issues.
Dissidia actually looks kind of fun to play
what ever happened to him?
Hes a mod for Vinesauce now
He's a streamer on Vinesauce. Goes by Desertp.
implying SteveAn was the only poster here that wasn't just meme autistic
Bad peyote trip in the middle of the desert which landed him in a nursing home.
that was our Desert huh?
oh god, how would he even get a following?
Oy dn't pin that nutjob with me.
The people who watch him play TF2 are just as bad as him.
i just didnt know that was the same Desert that used to post here
1.He drew fanart to Vinny.
2.Vinny liked it.
4.He's a mod.
Whatever gets him not posting I guess.
It was a good reason for me to stop watching Vinesauce.
meh, shitposter or not it's nice to see some people do stuff. It's better than fucking killing yourself, which sometimes I'm scared some of these nerds did. No one's heard of DepressionPony in a few years, as far as I know.
That sounds believable.
I have no idea who that is.
I'm apathetic to it.
I don't know who Vinny from Vinesauce is
It's better than fucking killing yourself, which sometimes I'm scared some of these nerds did.
In utter sincerity, it would truly be best for the world if most posters that disappeared truly did kill themselves.
I could never even touch that game let alone watch someone else play it.
It feels like its covered in radiation
I don't pay attention to Vinesauce. I think the whole vine thing is stupid.
I don't even watch vinesauce nor care and I at least know vinny exists.
its funny we are talking about desertp because im watching a vinny right now
I think vines and vinesauce are the same thing
It is so old. I don't know why people dont just move to overwatch
tea is good
Literally who are you ?
Would I even remember you if you told me ?
one of them cost money
paladins should have killed it though
I do. Why else would you name your channel vinesauce?
Have you tried dandelion tea?
I don't know why people dont just move to overwatch
Overwatch is just an even less balanced TF2.
Tart. needs penis creamer.
Your ignorance is truly baffling.
I'll refrain from talking to you for another year now.
ow is smelly
popularity turns you into a douche bag so its honestly kind of sad when you're already one before you even get even mildly popular
That shit is gross and worthless.
get even or get stevean
No you wouldn't, don't think we ever exchanged a single word.
Squids are cute. More squids plz.
good evening yall
HONESLTY THIS user i dont like BUT HE'S RIGHT
But hat sales
I have not.
Dandelions are good for salads, though
whatever you say
not caring about some random youtube channel/community
a bad thing
Do you even have a good reason for not liking them ?
A hat in time
Yeah me too
I'm sorry you don't like me. I hope I didn't offend you.
Are we giving unpopular game opinions now? I think Hearthstone is garbage and everyone should play Gwent instead.
i remember when Vinesauce was Advertising on /b/
it's kind of funny and iconic for us because their active time on 4chan was around when we were posting
Eating bitters is rather tough. I usually have to them down. Wood sorrel is excellent in salad though.
unpopular opinions on games ?
unpopular game opinions
Mass Effect: Andromeda was horribly glitchy and flawed but still enjoyable enough to play.
maybe if you didnt play the first two
I know quite a few people who feel the same way. It was made fun of for the glitches but apparently it wasn't so bad.
I don't care much for any ME so my opinion on this is worthless. The memes were funny though.
I didn't think the Witcher 3 was fun.
Aw it's my best game of all time. Sucks that you did not enjoy it.
Fable 1 has aged poorly
I played it for about 10 hours and then never turned it on again.
Bioshock 1 is boring.
you have the worst unpopualr opinion
I've played every game as they were released.
Its exploration was a little dry but the combat was fairly solid and kept you wanting to just try new things for once. Every ME I've chosen the Infilitrator, never choosing a different class despite more than a dozen playthroughs but it actually made me try new things and not just in the multi.
also youre right
I think it could use a remaster.
People only like BioShock because they want to suck Ayn Rand's dick.
i knew i would trigger someone with that one
bioshock 1 is great and infinite is kind of lame
Ah well, to each their own as the boring kids say.
Neat. I need to sit down and play the ME games, I have a huge backlog tho, like everyone it seems.
It's one of those series where you have to go in ignoring both the hype and the vitriol.
I'm probably gonna beat it at some point though.
gotta get my monies worth
how are ya ?
dont like bioshock aside from infinite
I have a solid hundred hours in it, and haven't played one of the expansions yet. I also plan on replaying it from the start. Really loved it. But if it's not your thing, it's not your thing, don't force it.
I figured as much. I also boycott EA so I'll have to pirate it which sucks.
bioshock 1 was great in its time and 2 was hours of fun
I couldnt get onboard infinite
It was kicking a dead horse
would kill for a remaster of either 1 or 2
I'm gonna use a controller this time and hope it changes something.
Divinity original sin is my favorite game series
I'm talking to praetor and watching some mouse videos.
I like System Shock more than the Bioshock series. Just wish NightDive would listen to the fans.
mass effect 3 was the best of the original trilogy, with the original trilogy being the single best continuous series of video games ever made.
mass effect one aged like a corpse. poorly.
the witcher 3 is the single best RPG ever made
Fallout new vegas is the best Fallout
osu!mania is fun
borderlands 2 is 0/10
no man's sky is actually pretty good after the free DLCs that came out for it
Watch dogs 1 is good
Dark souls 2 is shit
the stanley parable isn't worth a fucking dime for how long it lasts
also OMG MICE !! i luv mice. and rats. so cute.
when i get a job (eventually..) i wanna get pet rats !!
system shock is cool
YES, USE A CONTROLLER
Witcher games were not designed to be played with a keyboard, i made the same mistake as you at first and hated it.
For some reason, I'm reminded of Squiddy's autistic rant the other day about how there's not a single game that isn't more precise in its controls by using a keyboard/mouse over a controller.
I played witcher 3 with keyboard and mouse solely for hotkeys and the mod that lets you switch signs and cast that sign with one keystroke
I wish Logan Paul wouldnt have done that dumb japan shit because now philp defranco wont stop talking about it
im gonna play some more fallout new vegas modded later tonight
I'm forcing him to watch ASMR videos. Pretty funny.
Rats are stupidly smart. I think you might want to try mice first.
Did not see that.
Sounds interesting, I just think the combat controls in particular benefit from using a controller immensely.
yeah that shit cracked me up
try playing dark souls with a keyboard and mouse after playing with a controller and get back to me on how "precise" that feels
I was hoping that would be the case.
Controller you say?
Yeah. There's still no guarantee you'll like the game ofc but it's worth giving it another shot if that was your main gripe.
This is the best thing I've ever seen.
i remember Dallas complaining to me about dying to Sif like 80 times on keyboard and mouse and he was like "im sick of being stuck beneath sifs balls all the time"
post unpopular opinions
no mans sky is a good game
I actually mean it though
I just don't know when i'm gonna install it again.
I've been saying that I would play it again for a pretty long time.
No hurry. It'll still be here whenever you choose to.
no I'm literally not kidding
who is praetor
no i have been with friends rats before
i def want rats first. big time.
some cute fancy rats to love.
No one cares.
i meant doom 2016
You have objectively bad opinions.
He's a person from another board.
Have you watched Willard?
I think you might like it
hoho I love wilfred
and what board ? hmm..
Was the dog real?
THAT S 3 CHAOSGOD DOGCULT THO
Willard is a movie about a man that can control rats.
and what board ? hmm..
Now he's just going to encourage more people to his one man circlejerk board.
I loved the luteces in infinite.
better him there than here
TFW BADFOX NEVER INVITED ME TO HIS SECRET BOARD
I too enjoy a nice rich green head of lettuce
whats your board ?
the only other one i visit aside from this is the /moe/ one or whatever
and i should check out willard
the twins u nignog
new thread when
Looks like everyone's lazy
oh shit emi came back
when did that happen buttfox
i made one earlier today, or yesterday, im exempt
Anons don't make threads. It's unethical.