I think I know now
That bluff tho
mfw Subtle called my bluff
I don't want to go to work tomorrow
i wish i had more time off ;~;
Me too, I get vacation after my 3 month probation lol
all i care about is getting my christmas bonus
What are you gonna buy with it?
i'll prolly use it to buy gifts so i can keep my real check for myself
What gifts do you have in mind?
how are u
I wish Subtle would respond
prolly just some stuff for the little ones in my family
I doubt anyone is gonna get me anything
how are you doing?
I gotta to go to work
Have a nice night
It's so late though
Hope you have a good night too
im doing well ! have a friend chilling over while i wrap presents :3
shes playing dream daddy right now but has bad taste in husbandos !!!!!
Oh damn, fucking timezones man
Have fun at work though~
what the fuck is dream daddy
its the dad dating visual novel
pretty sure. super cute.
short* not sure.
its really comfy and sweet ! it sounds like a bad and also like a meme. but it is nice.
not for me
what are you up to ?
watching youtubes before i go to bed
like what !
i think i've only seen one cinemassacre video. theyre good vids !!
when are you headin to beddy bye ?
wowee thats soon
are you gonna hop out of thread now so u canu know
focus on getting ready to slep ?
I just wanna finish watching my vids
oh okay. well. im gonna go watch stuffs withy my friend bc shes done with dream dad.
nice talking to u !!!!! rest well.
and have a nice rest of ur chrimmis month <3
kay you too <3
Soto still won't talk to me
his mom and sisters joke about when he and I are going to be "officially" dating
he says it's not like that
on to another
But we've been together for like 18 years
wut wot wat?
nini whoever is here <3 wuv u ^^
wait lili dont go
hello people that are here.
Revy pls response
The future is now.
Who here has read scifi?
woke up at 2 am like an upstanding person, very hungry but not sure if I want to risk heating food up as it might wake someone up.
Just woke up a moment ago.
Going to be doing most of my packing today.
Yeah. I'm going back home for a while.
I move out Thursday.
I am sure you will be missed.
Any particular reason why?
I can't get money behind me so I'm going home to save up.
That's a reasonable reason.
That's why I've never left home.
I just want to stop moving so much
good 2 see u 2nite squasssssh
You do seem to be doing that a lot. I imagine it's a pain to do.
It's 5 am though.
10 times in 3 years.
ive got 11 beers left tho and i share
That's pretty crazy. Hopefully you can gets some funds saved up so things get more stable then.
we're almost there
I've read some scifi but I don't think any has approached anything as ridiculous and out of this world as that.
Ever read Asimov?
I've read like 2/3rds, maybe 3/4ths of Foundation. And I mean like, it's not that I dropped it, I'm just a faggot and find it hard to make myself just sit down and read a book instead of multitasking a shitload of fuck. Were I to read anything currently it'd be finishing that and probably reading the sequels or something.
what is azur lane
I read Nemesis and it was terrible. Like, if I saw someone else reading it I'd tell them to put it down and stop wasting their time. But he's well known so I'm gonna try reading Prelude to Foundation, since I do want to try scifi a bit more.
Is GTA 5 worth getting back into?
Or is the online dead and full of hackers?
It's alright. Fairly good even, but seems sort of something that comes together at the end which I haven't exactly reached. I haven't read prelude but I feel reading it before Foundation itself would kinda probably ruin the point. Plus I think I heard that the series is pretty mediocre outside of it's first three books but really I dunno.
I really need to read more scifi. I think out of what little I've read I enjoyed Ringworld the most, but it has been a few years since that.
I think it is, yes. Really, GTA Online was never really worth it unless you had exactly 4 people to play through the heists with.
I played with George and Damami for a while, but I don't think I have enough for a full group now.
Japanese/Chinese boatgirl game
Bottom row. 3rd from the left.
It has some pretty neat lewd
Hmm. Dunno, haven't read much scifi. I think I like it in a super autisitically way though, and was mistaken in thinking that the authors would share my autism.
so kanra how many people did you kill on the highway
no bully loco
is it bullying to make fun of someone for driving on a highway without knowing how to drive
seems more like
a public service
Is he even here?
he must be sleeping
give it a few hours
Well hopefully he gets help.
Depends what sort of autism you mean but I think there's plenty of autistic ass scifi out there.
I would be happy enough with him not betting the lives of others on his Hanzo skills translating to good driving.
I'm not even going to ask.
Yeah, the free roam was always kinda hollow but as a side activity to the heists (which were great), during that period where a buuuunch of people played it was super neat.
The heists were pretty fun.
I think I liked just dicking around more though. I'm not sure why, but free roam was always relaxing to me.
Half the people on the highway seem to not know how to drive so it's fine.
isn't a drivers license crazy cheap in the states?
Like 20 bucks after you pass the tests.
All the dirty mexicans just drive without one anyway.
it's like $1900 here
Why is it so expensive? Does it serve some other purpose?
The driving lessons are mandatory, which I think is a good chunk of it
we just went over correct spellings of this word and morm is NOT one
Sibbi, let's commit adultery.
That's what it's called when you go out for coffee and do very adult things like work and pay taxes, right?
I can't believe rin felt this way about me.
Let's commit adultery and then elope!!!
To quote an orc peon in WarIII
"Be happy to!"
Work and taxes
Your natural topic.
Just the taxes
it's not that I don't know how to drive, I just hadn't driven.
I'd been on highways in the passenger seat before, and understood the preferred look and feel of going at 100km/h. the day before yesterday was my fifth time actually starting the car.
is it really so ridiculous to compare driving to Hanzoing? both rely on judging visiospatial differences and thinking ahead. the rest of the time, it's about ignoring all distractions, and matching the flow.
if you really think about it, the idea of hundreds of thousands of humans in metal bricks propelling themselves at lethal speeds along surfaces every day without incident is absurd. clearly there some dependable, shared, intuitive simplicty that doesn't entail having driven every variation of every road ever in order to know what to do, and since I'm probably not going to draw on long-term memories over a single highway, my brain will obviously be using a lot of the same apparatus it used for becoming a 3000SR Hanzo.
also, road systems are all about predictability and symbol recognition, which satisfies my 'tism immensely. how you choose to trace your arc (and car movement is all about tracing arcs) requires an awareness on where things will be, as where they are, then coordinating intention with movement. simple geometry, really.
so yea it went extremely well, thanks for asking :)
hm... other ways driving a car is like playing Hanzo, is the anthropomorphic nature of most road vehices. Hanzo becomes ōkami (狼) as he dons the exterior of the wolf, similarly, one becomes car as they don its exterior, and to become one with, to perceive and make actions relative to the external thing, especially when that thing is something you have a high degree of control over, seems natural and appropriate.
it's not like I had to think any of this while driving. I just knew it was about responding to visual cues and thinking ahead.
it sounds crazy, but literally none of that is.
You write too much
tldr version, for you: our brains deal with new things by automatically delegating processes to the parts of our brain generally designated similar things, and Hanzo has lots of overlap with car driving.
You always bite, and yet you wonder why people keep going.
Did you ever stop to think that if you didn't bite, they wouldn't bait?
his iq is so high he doesn't even need lessons
I wanted to invite you to our tourney dream team but you never showed up on league.
Why are you so damn smart... it's not fair...
For the love of god don't base your driving on a game.
Base it on how well you can drive a car.
You can get people actually killed being stupid abou tit.
I haven't played morr than 2-3 games since season end, so so don't think I would be worth having on team anyway :3
I never think anything starting by thinking I'm smart. Obviously there's plenty to gain from lessons. I just knew in this case the frame of mind I needed to be in, for a path I'd been a passenger for dozens of times.
you're the one making an ass out of you and me.
We weren't taking it too seriously, it was just fun playing 5v5 for actual prizes. Haven't had so much fun playing league in a long long while.
My IQ is 128 but I still feel dumb...
People say it's a good IQ and I can understand most things easily but I'm never really motivated to learn anything. What do?
It may sound smart, but this is all stuff I think I read in the knowledge booklet for the exam.
The car doesn't even have WASD keys or a character select screen :((
I drove well, consistently and smoothly. I matched the flow of traffic, and thought ahead based on what I saw.
are you playing stupid, or did you legit think I was endangering myself and others because I'm arrogant and delusional? you let your imagination think I'm worse than I actually am.
You just slammed out a text wall about how it's like playing Hanzo.
You tell me.
Being able to comprehend and regurgitate complicated information and put it into your own words makes you smart in my book!
You, Subtle and who?
you won't find what you're willing to learn if you aren't sure what's out there that you want to learn.
if there are things you already like, there's nobody stopping you from pushing yourself to learn deeper things about it. be open and calm. apply pressure on yourself. just enough to read further. you'll be surprised it's actually harder to stop once you start. but yea, open and calm when reading.
Talking to you always motivates me to do things, I love you lets get married
so yea, anything about that wall you think was misguided or delusional?
you might find it's all pretty goddam agreeable, even if I'm not.
Holla Forums is next level this morning
are you playing stupid, or did you legit think I was endangering myself and others because I'm arrogant and delusional?
You haven't taken lessons or practiced any, and you are driving on highways. No amount of visual intelligence can prepare you for forgetting which brake is which, for stalling while shifting, for what to do in the case of black ice or a road accident in front of you. I don't see how you weren't endangering the people around you with this stupid behaviour.
No. Not really.
Yeah. If you have not had time to drive on small roads and you're on the highway you need to stop that.
its better than the same thing every day...
find the inner motivation to learn, bc. it's a good way to spend your time, and better than waiting. all you have is yourself in the end. as for caffeine, I've found my feels are way easier to deal with uncaffinated.
honestly, you should slap yourself for ever choosing to drink coffee and proceeding to do nothing, if you ever do that.
slap self for doing nothing after drinking coffee
Dumb shit like this is why people think you're retarded. Among many other things.
I will have to look into that more...
As for coffee I will try to do more while I'm drugged up~
Kanra is right though, you wouldn't understand...
It better to take the opportunity to do something productive while caffeinated! I just sit here and stare at walls... doing nothing..
so like, you're not even considering the fact I told you I did absolutely fine? there were no fatalities or sudden stops? that I was smooth and predictable?
I know what to do for black ice. that was part of the knowledge exam. ease off brakes, counter-steer against the direction you're spinning, wait til you get traction again before you start accelerating.
and I'm not going to drive if it's even raining. not yet.
but that day, not only was I fine, but I noticed when others around me were driving clumsily or recklessly.
There's always a risk, but holy shit, I knew what to do. I remained calm and focused, relaxed even. I drove in the slow lane, essentially along a straight line. unless the laws of physics broke and everyone around me went insane, I was going to be fine.
How you see yourself is not sufficient credentials to put other people at risk.
Nobody died so that thing I should have done because it puts everyone at major risk is ok.
you might want to try cutting caffeine completely. deal with the lethargy for a few days, let yourself reset if you have the chance. then only start drinking when it benefits you.
it's also a waste of time to be caffinated and focused, but focused on useless shit. I've cut the habit almost entirely since a couple months ago. the last couple times I tried it again, and it felt crap being alert but essentially dumbed. if I need any, half a tsp of instant stuff is usually enough.
took a long time to accept that I wasted a lot of time on caffeine, because it doesn't feel that way when you're on it. even feeling I needed caffeine to focus, and putting things off til caffeine, and barely doing the things is a stupid cycle, and nobody told me, but I'm telling you.
so what the fuck do you suggest I stop doing, and start doing? what have I gotten so wrong this time?
what shouldn't I have done, driven? how do you know when it's okay to start driving on a highway?
You shouldn't have driven on the
until you have more practice.
Maybe try it after you have more than just a written test and maybe a few days under your belt. Stop endangering people's lives.
you know what else is bad for driving?
heaping amounts of self-doubt.
if you know how to be safe and do the right thing, you should do it.
You're a fucking idiot. Stop trying to pretend like it was safe and wait until you have actual hands on experience driving before you get on active roadways.
You're going to get yourself killed and kill others because you'd rather try and be right because me and Loco said it was wrong.
There are some areas in America where you drive 55+ mph constantly.
Maybe he lives in such an area and so driving on the highway wasn't a huge leap
It still shouldn't be one of his first driving adventures.
Especially if he tries to say being a Hanzo main makes it safe.
And I can't drive.
shit dude where'd you find this video of me
You're going to get yourself killed and kill others because you'd rather try and be right because me and Loco said it was wrong.
you actually think I'm deluded by my arrogance. you came on here, assumed I was making some outrageous claims about how playing Hanzo made me a good driver, and started making replies based on that.
I get it. it's more fun to pretend I'm blinded by my ego, and that my delusion endagers the lives of others.
Stop endangering people's lives.
but I know when to doubt myself. and I didn't need to doubt how well I was going to do on the highway, and what little doubt I had made me appropriately cautious. I don't want to kill everyone on the road any more than I wish to be killed. have a great day, Squish.
You are wildly deluded by your idiocy.
-yawns and curls up next to you. Is still tired from yesterday-
This is a lot like you except the specific sport is changed
I feel like you probably realized that ^^
the irony being that believing that would wildly delusional.
I'm not the one claiming my Hanzo games help me drive.
Is Kanra driving without a license or what
Nah he drove on the highway and apparently he didn't have a high enough driving level that Squash and Loco would like.
Also he compared it to playing Hanzo in overwatch and that triggered them.
They're probably SHIT at Overwatch I know I am
Highways with basically zero experiance.
high enough driving level
He said he had never taken a lesson or driven much before.
It's always so hard for him to avoid making some meme that's easy for people to shit on
I have basically zero experience with parallel parking cause I've never done it since my driver's test several years ago
I fear having to parallel park and if I ever have to do it I'm sure there will be casualties
I'm not saying the skills directly translate, but there is a basis to saying being good at one potentially means being good at the other, since they both involve making decisions based on visiospatial cues and thinking ahead, turning that information into movement.
I mean, it's one thing to pretend I said something stupid. It's another to not know why what I'm saying is actually pretty fair to say. But it's another thing entirely to remain certain that everything I've said is stupid.
I hope for your sake you can tell the difference.
-helps you. You pull up so your car is just slightly ahead of the vehicle you're parking behind and cut the wheel sharply. Go slow and look over your shoulder.- <3
Well you are a baka.
You say a lot of stupid shit, dude.
Oh fucking rip.
I was too scared to drive on the highway back when I learned.
Big balls on the man.
Yeah you'd think he knows better by now
Yeah it sounds easy at least; prob won't actually be very hard
I'm seeing potential for this to merge with the 3D transformations meme in that last post
Am I wrong?
I'd partake in some sweet memes but Kanra is my friend so I'll refrain.
You say I'm your friend and you still shit on me.
Is that suddenly not the true definition of friendship?
Noted. But you don't have like 75% of people shitting on you anytime you step in here. I don't want to seem like i'm bandwagoning on shitting on Kanra
You were laughing at it with Darwin the other day though.
Nah I don't think so.
I was only 19 years old.
I pray to Araki every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Araki is love” I say, “Araki is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a jojo fag I knew he was just jealous of my devotion
to Araki. I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Araki! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear " It just works."
He grabs me with his mangaka hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Araki.
He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much,
but I do it for Araki. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering. I push against his force.
I want to please Araki. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt
with his love. My dad walks in.
Araki looks him straight in the eye and says, " I forgot. "
Araki leaves through my window.
Araki is love. Araki is life.
I guess everyone could be said to be a baka in some ways ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If I intended to do Kanra memes, I would have just memed it directly instead of just saying the potential is there
I read that as Akari at first and thought it was about Yuru Yuri
nobody actually disagreed with the specifics of anything I said though, and I take comfort in that.
maybe some part of you thought I was right, but didn't want me to know. that's fine.
but this has been a terrible waste of a morning.
bd, your advice yesterday was a comfort. ty for it.
It's not that hard to just not have internet arguments
We told you it was retarded as a whole. Nobody agreed to it.
It's like you try to find loopholes in it to justify it to yourself and not us.
pretty much everything I've said is to fairly justfy things to you.
haven't said anything I haven't explained or would refuse to.
that's all I can do.
It's like being a Vietnam war vet
No one thanks u for ur service
I can drive safely on the highway because I'm SR3k with Hanzo even though I have basically no experience or lessons
Nothing you can come up with really justifies that if you have no driving experiance.
There is no reason to specifically refute your points if your points have no grounds to stand on.
Stop being an idiot.
I have to agree with Erio
they didn't fucking win. Lazy stoners.
That meme war veterans are underappreciated and need to be given the benefits that other kinds of US military veterans get?
Ah, this meme again
It makes me nostalgic
I want to make a parody movie called Mad Mex, where an immigrant is kicked out of America by Trump and has to cross the California border to set out into the Mexican badlands with only his supercharged Ford Pinto
Still this autism
this place is autism 25/7
so many gets
The driving autism
I wonder if things would have gone differently if Badfox hadn't put that cybering log on Pastebin
Such a tragic fall
He just goes on and on and then complains that he's been arguing for so long
Evading the topic is always an option
This should not exist
Yes I've seen it enough times
Life is pain.
It's my fault, for trying to tell him it's wrong to do that. Next time I should just ignore him and let him kill a kid, or whatever.
you don't like my shop skills?
One less kid for Sci to molest.
I've seen a car with anime on it before
It's cringy af
ywn finger a black blob.
Rin let me give you a hickey on your thigh
50$ per hickey, and 100$ a minute aside.
Well that's hardly fair.
That's what I'm good at.
Put another zero behind that before he notices
i missed you so much you don't even know~
well i only drink like one shot of espresso.. but hey my therapist got me Black Insomnia coffee beans as a gift.
I j-just can't l-let this go to waste!
I get really fatigued when I put a lot of sugar in my coffee... is that normal?
That's my favorite Digimon~
You fapped hard?
Murder was shocked when he realized I'm similar to her :c
I'm on chapter 12 now; I guess I'll probably read the manga to the end
How was your night? I remember you had plans
Too bad Peru user left already someone's talking about digimon
mfw my plans went well all night
Worth every penny
how much for a tiddy fuck?
I don't know, what do you usually charge?
I guess you're feeling pretty good today, then?
I'm glad you were safe; seems like a dangerous time to be outside where you are
-had a christmas party!- \^-^/
Do NOT lewd the Ayanami.
Fairly certain I've seen you post worse than that of her
hm... other ways driving a car is like playing Hanzo
All sex is free from me
actually I still feel a bit hot but it'll pass in like a week...
Gentrification is happening in my mom's neighborhood, I'm sad, but at least they can get rid of the niggers
Whew I hate those because you have to buy gifts for everyone...
This is complete fiction.
-gives you a present wrapped in colorful ribbon- <3
I'll take you up on that when I visit the states.
Knowing you, you probbaly have 'things that you can't post in thread' of her too, perv.
You know I hate presents more than anything lmao
What if I get pregnant? I don't believe in abortion unless the baby turns out to be a girl.
I love this trip so much and it's all mine~
:< -sads. Doesn't know who will eat all the pears inside now-
Anal doesn't get you pregnant, we can stick to that.
Why are you sad about that?
I'm a bit surprised that I generated one that long
Last Christmas I was mad all day because I received gifts. I hope they all learned their lesson.
Actually I guess it's not that hard
-takes the basket out of the box and just ties a ribbon to it-
i don't know what we're talking about
Oh just sad because my mom could lose her apartment and end up living with me.
Did you know Revy is with Jack IRL now? I just talked with him about that
She hasn't even accused him of kidnapping her yet
-smiles at your smile and pushes the basket close to you.-
We'll figure something out.
Nor do I.
But nobody else is here that I care to talk to.
-yawns and curls up in the basket with the pears for a nap-
Gonna go make coffee and if this thread is still dead when I get back I'm going to spam it with shitposting
Anyone know where I can find a hedgeheg dealer? Hedgehegs are illegal in my state
Anyone remember Yotsuba?
He always took a long time between post and now his time dimension has slowed down so much that he will never make another post in our lifetimes
Wouldn't shitpost spamming just deter people from joining the thread and thus keeping it dead?
Unless you don't care about that, anyway
JOkes on u
BTW I didn't select that image because it has a black guy but just because it was the image I randomly selected
Innocent until proven guilty
GUYS POST IN THE THREAD
DON'T LET MY MEME SPAMMING DETER OR UPSET U
THIS IS A SAFE SPACE
I think selecting the black guy without realizing that my post could be construed as racist shows that I am colorblind and a post-race virtue paragon
Like, I don't even think about the fact that Lloyd and Neko are black
For the first few months I knew you you couldn't go three posts/messages without making some kind of bbc joke or something.
I thought it was obvious enough that that was a shitpost
(I must have been thinking about the fact that u and neko are black since I made the post)
Or is that reply just a general Festivus airing of grievances
Oh my gosh... that poor worker...wtf!
Oh did he fuck her already?
I don't want it, I'm mad now...
I can't stop myself from getting pregnant, I also don't believe we should wear protection and I don't believe in the man pulling out. Ever.
I miss Scarlet
I know a girl that was a manager at a place and she flipped out when she saw that. She's one of them that will tell a customer to go fuck themselves quick.
D: -doesn't want you to be mad and tries hugs and orange juice too-
Yeah he did. She has yet to strap-on fuck him, but I'm rooting for her
And yeah Scarlet was fun. A meme war veteran 😎
It's kind of inconvenient that when people get mad about you joking about a specific topic and u try to hold urself back from doing so that just makes it feel funnier and makes it harder not to make it
Wait. You know a girl?
I'm not hungry... I'm mad now
I hope I can get them both in one place...
You spoiled it for me...
But you told me to play it months ago so I guess it's my fault
*harder not to joke about it
Doesn't what you did last night calm you down from thoughts like that for a while? ^^
She doesn't actually have a cock LOL
Her having a cock is just a meme that Rin hates, so it was fitting for that post
Well, i don't talk to that one anymore. I know a few but I'm skeptical of people in general. I have a girlfriend.
Does BC kill animals or something
-curls up against you and snugs. It will be better soon.-
I hate that meme so much...
She masturbates on top of a high building and showers the pedestrians below with her fluid
Remember to eat dinner
Oral is fine too
tfw 4:20 hits u in the throat like a bbc
brb hunting more memes
-kisses your cheek-
Take care Ika.
Wish pls response
That's a female.
Can you tell the gender by her fur? She does look like she might be slightly pregnant but I don't know what hyena stomachs usually look like
He's at school
wish is a girl
She is pregnant.
I wasn't sure; it's rude to just assume
What if it turned out she was just fat?
when it's okay to ask a hyena if she's pregnant:
N E V E R
Lol Sonata's house
one day squash will love me
curious boi/gurl (not assuming gender)
At least four people are lurking and not posting right now
One of the things I love most about winter is that it starts getting dark before 5pm
Why is that a good thing?
Night just has a better vibe
It feels peaceful and free
The sun is an attentionwhore that's basically screaming all day
me and the boys
Technically the thread is alive as long as at least one person is posting
-goes to imageboard-
-votes in strawpoll-
-doesn't post images or anything at all on the board-
my impression of u
Had dinner yet?
Uhmmm not yet
This morning at 11AM I drank a cup of coffee and ate a small beef pot pie.
And right now I had some two strips of bacon and an egg, yummy
I forgot to tell Sonata that I bought a new skillet and seasoned the FUCK!!!!! out of it so now all my food is amazing
Sounds like you're eating an okay amount today as long as you're not hungry ^^
That's good; hopefully your food being better will encourage you to not skip dinner anymore
i skip dinner every other day.
I miss my old job, i used to enjoy hiding food in my tummy
Don't skip it any days
Are you actually a security guard now? Don't lie to me just because we're in public ^^
You can lie but just direct your lies at other people
i hate myself
I wouldn't lie to you~
Well technically you didn't tell me that you are one
You just implied that you're not at your old job anymore
All that's in the house is cider, and while I'm drinking it, my Irish constitution means it barely affects me.
I would need some of the hard stuff if I wanted to drown these sorrows. maybe two.
But you know I wouldn't lie to you, baka
I match with pretty much every single guy I swipe
but women are less into me
maybe i'm supposed to be a fuckboy
That does seem to be generally true these days