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That face always makes me giggle

I hadn't read it till like last week, but it was pretty cute. Need more of her.

Good choice

We broke up though

it was heart breaking

:'(

Getting even more disappointed

Terribly sorry

Did he leave you for Mordin?
Or what did you twinks fight over this time?

I'm pretty sure saying that would embarrass goggles and make him mad.

We are on good terms so i'm not gonna do that

Couldn't think of worse choices could we

Sounds good

...

Oh, I've never actually played it.

I kind of wanted to buy a deck but nobody around me would buy a deck to play :^)

oops

Hahaha

...

...

What a respectful young man
So like would you guys get on cam and jerk it to each other?

There's too much shit you need to remember

Sounds like you're friends are a bunch of normie faggots lol

What was it for? :3

One of my friends is really into Yugioh, but he has a Vanguard deck and we play that sometimes :^)

Now you're just looking for fap material

I was talking about OWC, baka

osu world cup finals

...

Yeah like 2 of my friends are into Yugioh and the whole synchro bullshit is dumb lol but I still play

I've never played Vanguard, just the fighting game I think

I didnt ask for pics nerd
I was just asking if you guys did that

I did that with a couple of posters
shit was cash

No chance the fat muricans can beat Poland :^)

Subtle, what do you think of Nia?

Hey Subtle there's this thing called FC you should try it sometime

esports was a mistake

let's all end our lives

I refuse to give it a proper chance :^)

It's pretty fun, there's mermaid lolis

We did stuff

yeah

what brings this up

...

i think my feelings are symptomatic of being alive

I loved it as a kid so I aint complaining

I'd need to get my hands on a deck for starters lol

Oh yeah can you post that pic of the girl from Yume Nikki with a bunch of pills?
I need it so I can meme on this bitch on fb

i meant the esports part to be honest

but also no i like my life

Yeah, but they just keep adding more and more new mechanics.

Just buy a booster box and give me all the cards you don't use :^)

Sadly you can be fat and still play osu really well..

I've never played that series so I'm opinionless
What should I think?

It's not really esports
Only 11k viewers, and not LAN

Don't have it

Just, like, her appearance, dummiy.

It was just a dumb meme
I tried it out once, I'm the definition of terrible in that regard

because designing something to be competitive distrcts from designing it to be good

Special summon and what not
Maybe Im just getting too old for all this shit

How much does a booster box go for?
How about we trade cards? :^)

REEEEEEEEE

Not really much of a difference between games made for real life and online games as sports IMO.

She looks passionate about something

Everyone's terrible when they start :3

hi mousey

hi alexandra

hi lod

wel yeah esports are dumb and lame
not everything needs to be an esport

its annoying that a lot of esports is being forced onto games that are good without it

hi sqoosh

hi subtle

It didn't really catch on either :3
I picked up PUBG tho, enjoying it thoroughly

hi tiny

I have like 2 pounds of shrimp but I don't know how I should prepare them

Should I go with butter and garlic with white rice on the side or should I make stir fry?

IRL sports are also terrible but at least it's nice to admire the athleticism and aesthetics, and that they've hundred of years of tradition and the roof of excellence is so much higher than an online sport

how are u sweety ?

hey

Get some spices up in that bitch

Red pepper and shit

how have u been ?

Hiya

Oh shit, same
I was sceptical about dropping like 40$ on a game in development but it's definitely been worth
Playing with friends is infinitely better than solo tho

Holy, heck, Subtoe.

I mean, do you think she looks cute.

Hi, Lili.

Yes :c

WHATS UP subtle.uxc

cute pic. what game is from ? also how have you been/hows the christmas season been treating you ?

what size shrimp?

tired, think I'll head to sleep soon
you?

Yeah I rarely play solo. Got my first solo chicken dinner not too long ago tho. Felt good
But yeah, I think everybody is skeptic at first. I've convinced enough friends though so we usually have at least 3 who can play

Nothing has really changed

Drawing parallels is kind of dumb.
They are pretty different.
It's still a sport and I want to slap people who think otherwise. Sports aren't physically by default.

today I ate:
small chicken breast
two scoops of mashed potatoes
small zucchini, a few green beans
one protein bar

today I drank:
water

Water's good.

America.

That were way harder than it had to be.

Xenoblade Chronicles 2.
Christmas season is treating me well enough.

Hey man, special summon was OG mechanics.
The new stuff is like XYZ and pendulum.

They're like $30 for 12 packs of 5.
But then we'd have to play the same clan :^)

yes go rest
im doin okay
its nice and comfy in my room

so then
modestly okay ?
maybe

today i ate:
hamburger and onion
lime rice and black beans with cilantro
two choco cookies
2 cheez it crackers

today i drank:
water
code red mountain dew

i dont know if i want xenoblade 2 or splatoon 2 more

i was just at a friends to play dnd the other day and when we were taking breaks i'd play spagoop and its so much fun

ALSO NO ONE TOLD ME IT HAD essentially Splatoon Taiko in the lobby !!! omg thats such a good feature ;;
i want the squid...

Not much..
I was a baka today but I need to sleep for work soon and hopefully everything will be okay tomorrow :3

Have you tried the new map on the test server?
It looks really good but I've only watched streamers
Also I've never won a solo, just lots of top 10 finishes..

They lost~

I'm slow

there's a lot of sugar in code red :o

yeah. like my dad is addicted to watching fucking Hearthstone streamers. it's funny because he only got into it so he could have something to talk to me about, but he lies there in bed all day watching these fucking things when he barely knows what's going on and trying to start conversations with me. like, get a job dad. or try doing anything that isn't lie in bed from dawn to dusk and cry when you think i can't hear you. i don't even like hearthstone because of him anymore. the fucker.

They're kinda small, but not too tiny

Sounds like you're more of a nerd than me on that shit lmao
B-But I wanna be in your clan Wish-kun

i think your dad actually owned you

yes ! be well rested and nice and good
for work. and life.

77g to be exact
its literally just sugar water with red food coloring

wow thats a bit. okay yeah esports bad

I'm completely fine

nothing is wrong

i'm going to Maui soon

It's nice and warm here too. Just sitting here in undies enjoying it

yeah Miramar is great. It really is a completely different game there, and seemingly more often you run into players regardless of searching for them or not
I have like 100 hours and only won that one time. On average, I guess you should win 1 out of 100 games..

Garlic and butter is a sure winner always yeah
You could also do some sort of puff pastry baked salmon and be generous with the shrimp inside? Shits cash and impresses the bitches

This reminds me of this robot chicken sketch

Jesus fuck how do they fit anything else in there

WOAH !!!!
pls take pics and show me. its so beautiful over there. i am a bit envious. enjoy your time !!!!

aaaa i dont like an warm temp but thats good that u are comfy. if im warm. i prefer it to be bc its cold and im bundled up hee hee.

actual heat is bad and nasty
especially in humid swampland florida x.x

yeah i've got no clue

anybody else decorating christmas cookies?

Im just preparing it for myself lmao
I just have to wait for them to finish up thawing then I have to peel em

I kind of want to go grab some beers but Im too lazy and its windy as shit lol

No wonder those fuckers hard sell to kids.

das bad 4 u

Sorry, max lvls only :^)

I hate when it's cold. I prefer to stay warm

oh fuck it's whole shrimp, i dont have the patience for that shit. a previous roomie bought some premium shrimp and shoved them in the freezer. she forgot about them and moved out, so I'm also thinking of what to do. maybe shrimp cocktails

I'm on 94.. I guess I'm due a win pretty soon :c

i did that like. week and a half ago ! i've handed out so many plates of cookies x.x

duh

oh yeah it is bad
its even worse for people like me too bc i have gotten a kidney stone and your chance to get another increases by 80% after your first
and then also my mom has type 1 diabetes

but it tastes nice and i dont have it often and i'm willing to take the chance to taste nice red sugar water

i can come over with my blankey when its cold and keep you warm o.o

i've noticed sometimes that if i unplug his laptop the battery will run out and he won't have the energy to reach over and plug it back in so he'll just lie there and stare at the blank screen.

it's funny.

your father sounds really sad

You'll make it soon! The circle will favor you :3

you'd be travelling a lot, it's cold here most of the time

But what's Doritoes play in all this?

okay thats okay with me i can do it i can i can i can

i eat doritos maybe once a year
theyre not good
like 4 chips in and then they taste like vomit

imagine if loco was your kid

yeah. my mom has to put clean pillowcases on his bed every day or else they get crusty and disgusting from the tears and mucus. he's such a pain in the ass.

Nah, it's head off but still has the skin/shell on
It says it's "EZ Peel" on the bag but I think it's fucking lying

What a bully

just be careful ^^

sure then

how american

I'll think about it

Shhhh, don't say the secret recipe.

id make her the bestest lunches !! and make sure she is always warm.

ok i would not like to talk about this this is nasty and uncomfortable now and im sure you dont love talking about it

NEVER !!! thats the opposite of me :^)

okay just call on me whenever u need me !!

no u will do it. im making an executive decision !!

omg ;; youre right. shhhhhjhhhhhhhhhhhhgghjghfdjsfg.

be a good boy or santa won't bring you any gifts

Wonder how they get it orange though.

Wish I'd still carry you bridal style even if you are pretty hefty

aaaaaa ;;
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

ill be a good girl*

i dont know to be honest

What if he asks for more Mountain Dew?

Yeah I'm just making things up. None of that was true. Sorry.

Oh, it's vomited Mountain Dew livewire

Hey man, I wouldn't have to bully if you just got good.

Yeah, okay.

...

Teach me senpai

Nah, you're like Ian's size/weight
And I've carried that nigga bridal style lmao

uh
okay

what are you up to

ew

what do u mEAN BY THIS

At least they didn't make the mountain dew flavored dorito.

i want a pee flavored dorito

...

good girl ^^

-pets your head gently and offers you a treat-

not an option

ty
no treat for now though. this drink is more than enough sweets for today.

Ah, Bear Gryls, didn't know you posted here.

2 bad, said it

They actually made that, limited edition mystery flavor that was later revealed as mountain dew

mountaindew.wikia.com/wiki/Doritos_Quest

fuck

Uhh, just stop being bad.

Nigga, I don't have that tummy.

But being bad is my specialty

hot

im not sure you're bad enough, but you are terrible

-wanders in the door and flops down on his blue blanket happily. Had a fun time at a Christmas party today! Hasn't had much fun lately so is nice for a change-

such a cute owostowfo

-welcomes back home !! wonders if sonata would like some tea... ?-

wtf

0.0 -hurries to the kitchen to make some!-

i have $50 amazon gift card. what girl stuff do i buy. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

-aaaa no sonata !! you rest. will make tea for u !-

bulk tampons?

a dragon dildo

Google "4chan trap"
I'm sure that will have a bulk of what you're looking for.

Anal toy.

ew

double triple ew

also ew
no

im talking about like. clothes i can wear out or maybe some makeup or new earrings or like.

not just meme stuff

disgusting

and a ukelele

The fuck you asking here then. There are no girls here. Only memes.

-doesn't understand and boils the water- 0.o

bc idk honestly i DUNNO

sory

;; -pets your hair and doesnt try to stop you anymore-

i mean this place seems like it actively repels girls

sex toys

Amazon "Sun dress"
Go nuts.

Dunno, never seen one post here.

that's because the wards are well-built

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

sun dresses r cute. tea dresses are much cuter though.

An aura of cheetos and bean dip.

Tea is for inside, sun is for outside.

-pours the water over the tea bags in our cups- ^-^

yeah but sun dresses are actually lamer than i remember

also who stays outside for longer than like. 20 minutes ?

lamers.

-thanks you for the beverage.- sip sip sip :3

Then why give a shit about what's presentable in public. Just by your frilly undies and be done with it

cute skirt or cat ears ^^

unironically get a nice makeup set

get a more covert option then. maybe a vibrator?

actually no wait

i meant. okay most of the time im OUT im like. inside buildings. its rare i'm walking around outside and even if i was i'd always prefer tea dress to sun dress

sun dresses are a meme
also i like clothes and outfits not just cute undies ugh

i might get a new skirt. i only have my black one. hmm...

honestly though i need one and i need to practice. i just am a noob at it so i need to do a lil research ;;

NO LEWD AT ALL OKAY

I don't know the difference between a sun dress or a tea dress, sorry. The fact you know more about it means you're still the most qualified person to buy shit for yourself.

Oh, so you like cute undies.

just get rouge for your balls

also the b-hole, need it rosy

yeah i guess youre right. i'll just do some browsing etc

also yeah.... who doesnt like wearing cute undies....

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ew

I'm always right.

Make sure the under matches the over.

what ?

cant knock it till youve tried it, it shows your vigor

Cute underwear with cute clothes.

im confused to be honest

well duh !! i only own cute clothes. i only wear cute clothes !!!!!!!!!!

Doubt.

well i started buying clothes when i had a job. and then i dont have a job anymore bc of dumb reasons and so i havent been able to buy much. last time i went clothes shopping i bought a lot of mega tight jeans bc i like jeans a lot.

if u wanna help me grow my wardrobe youre more than welcome to ^^

dang I shoulda bought you a cute felix or astolfo outfit

oh wait nvm you hate cosplay

grrr

are you confused as to if i am trolling or offering actual advice?

OWOWOWOWO

owostowfo/felix cosplay is okay... aaaaaa

loverspackage.com/boy-next-door-dildo.html

...

no i know youre not trolling

im not clicking that

I only buy stuff for people if they have a good butt/let me see videos of stuff being done to said butt. So no dice

how would u even know if i DONT have a nice tushy ? (not that i would show u)

unfortunate

-yawns and curls up on his cot in the broom closet, watching his skwirls rearrange the shelves stocked with cleaning supplies. Is a lot of work left to do before christmas-

youre unfortunate

You might very well have a nice butt. But until I see it I see no need to dress it up.

I can really feel it.

-puts on a charlie brown christmas album on the record player for you to listen as you fall asweep-

how would u even see it is the question

i dont post myself even in full clothes in this thread almost ever

i didnt mean it tbh that was a dumb response i take it back im sowwy

get a training bra and stuff it with oranges

nonononononono

With a picture, duh

I WOULD NEVER POST THAT HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not actually unfortunate so I don't care.

Get a training bra and stuff it with anise stars and yankee candle wax so you smell of christmas wherever you go.

So send it in private.

But like I said up there, since it won't happen I see no need to donate to something I'll never enjoy visually.

hmm, maybe I'll get you one then in addition to your gift

Kids shouldn't be drinking

...

ok this one's pretty good

reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/7kdv2z/damn_girl_are_you_a_parked_car/

thats what u think smelly

youre back to unfortunate now
no sassing me

i would love to smell like christmas everywhere i go !!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i try to keep a pine candle lit in my room the entire month of december and have one lit right now. its such a good smell ;;

well
thats what u think >.>

;/////;

Hmmm?

u know i dont even think i have u on discord

u should me i enjoy talking kaiyote#8517

Any reason you wanna talk in private?

-twitches ears towards ur convo-

...

-sits ontop of your head and stares curiously at your ear-

sonata how are you doing my friend

no >.> get ur brain out of the gutter !!

-brings you tea and a candy cane...suggests you don't enjoy them at the same time- >.

I'll add you when you have a reason, then.

no more sweets

just water and healthy foods

0.o -paints the candy cane like a green bean- :3

aaaaa i just wanna have a conversation outside of thread is all ;;
its different.

hee hee... green bean....

...

Surly you don't need me for such a simple task.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

you're trying to trick me!!!!

bad sonata!!!!!!!!!

Thank god

:< -paints a green bean like a candy cane instead?-

i do i do i do i dooooo

how can i convince u ;;

*Carves a cucumber into a dick*

what are u still doin up werent u awake early early ?

Give me a reason outside of simply communicating.

i could show u cute outfits that i havent posted here and probably will never post here

much better ^^

nezi doesn't like cucumber

i think my roll passed, probably watch that music video i posted

But I don't care about outfits.

just. trust me. ;;;;;; aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA

this is getting suspicious. talk to me instead?

Carrot?

Nah

Well what kind of outfits?

hi nezi!!! smooooch

lower all suspicions its not suspicious !!!!

if you add me i can show uuuuu theyre good outfit u would like them i promise x.x

daaaDDDDD
what about me aaaaaaaaaa ;;
*points to forehead*

Mmmm sorry only want the booty.

Next time maybe.

I also would like to see these outfits

*smek
pat pat hihi greenest bean

I don't think I was.

I got turned down for snuggles.
Kind of sucks.

someone chose snuggles over you?

Maybe he meant to say snuffles

No. I got turned down when I wanted some snuggles.

JUST ADD ME OMG YOURE SO STUBBORN PLEASE ADD MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

lloyd ur gonna have to be nicer to me if u wanna see me being cute ^^

ty pop

hewwo
i am about to decorate chrimmis tree with familyyyyyy i'll post pics when done.

okay i was wrong then sory.

harder to find good snuggles than snusnu

I haven't said anything mean in like a week. There's no reeason to I don't get anything out of it

Butt y?

I had a dream that I was in America and I was some kind of spy.

A gay spy

pls can u just add me and you can remove me shortly after if you dont want to continue conversation pls pls pls just consider it a chrimmis gift from u 2 me

fiiiiiiiiiiiine

i'll consider it hee hee. it is a time of forgiveness and happiness
and love.

ooooooo
that sounds fun !! how was it o.o

There was nothing gay about it!?

Kind of spooky, to not get caught.

did you have a cool spy name ??

Did you kill some senator or somethhing

PUHLEAZE dood

Says it doesn't work.

ill show u later tonight lloyd i have to go decorate !!
just remind me ^^

try Kaiyote#8517
maybe its important to have capital letter.

play fallout 4 in VR and pretend to be a gay spy.

lili i want pictures of your christmas tree too

your "christmas tree"

you know what i mean

Bet

Fine fine

I don't think so. Or not that I could remember

It was sort of like... I was infiltrating some biker HQ to find some kind of super weapon/killing machine. So I was snapping pictures and killed some guys to avoid getting caught.

I want to get a VR headset to do a lot of things

I'll pat your head in vr

Put on the anime girl skin

Were the bikers domestic terrorists?

Do you have a VR headset?

I believe so. I had to travel pretty deep into the middle of nowhere. All desert. I was snapping pics for the most part.

Leaked footage of Shokugeki no Soma S4

cute

Were you a spy in america for america or for australia

I am not actually sure about that.

I just fatassed 2 lbs of shrimp drowned in butter/garlic by myself :^)

Shit, a double agent!
Can't be trusted.

Don't tell anyone or I'll kill you dead.

Man it's a good thing you told me in private right

I just fatassed 370 kCal of roast beef, corn, and green beans :^)

Hi~ mi~ tsu~

The fuck is a kCal?

calorie

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ??

do you think u wanna be areal spy ?

I suppose it would be kind of cool.

I still don't get the whole counting calories thing.
How much is the daily recommended amount of calories you should be eating?

I wonder if I consume too much calories, then again I'm really active so I probably burn em off

[laughs]

you know

yes !! look into it and be a super cool spy. i would support you in this endeavor.

LOCO I DONT KNOW LIKE ACTUALLY

1 kilo cal = 1000 cal
1 kilometer = 1000 meter

mery christmas my friends

the rest of the ornaments are my siblings and will be put up when they arrive.

Can I thighfuck you just like in the good ol days?

Who are you

Keep me out of your imagination.

its me posting from phone

Good luck with that lmao

Oh yeah, why did you break up with Ban?
I heard you made him cry, what an asshole lol

gross

wow my post never went through

only if they're raw

hi guero ^^

how's the recovery stuff going?

he means your penis

i don't mean his penis

i mean his christmas tree

thank you for posting it, lili. It warmed my crusted old heart.

I didn't break up with him. We both mutually agreed that it was most likely not going to work out.
Also mind your own business.

I KNEW IT

thats disgusting

that's loco for ya

Cause me and Ban are probably gonna start e-dating now

Hopefully you don't get jelly lmao

WHY WOULD A GIRL HAVE A P*NIS ????

im glad u liked it.

another reason to not talk to soto wow look at that the list is bigger than the naughty list from santa clause the north pole christmas man

;;

Heheheh

Happy now?

Hey nezi, post the gif you post publicly where you're using a furry buttplug on yourself while crossdressing.

I have trouble beliebing that.

Uhh, ~2000 depending on your level of physical activity.
But it's generally 1800-2400

That's not what a kCal is...

I actually lost a lot of my stuff since it was on an external hard drive and I can't find it

It'd be pretty funny though

You'd be like the new Mordin lol

How's the counting calorie thing working for you though?
You actually losing weight or are you just trying to maintain a certain weight/not gain weight?

Mhm, of course.

I might be getting one soon.

I mean, way back when it was to lose the freshman 15, but now it's just to maintain.

And it's doing a pretty good job at that I suppose.

yeaaaaaaaaa

can i come over and play vr super hot

that game is super fun in vrrrrr

also OMG i wanna like. lay in bed and be in like. an ocean observer simulation. that would be really cool

like im underwater and woah there is fishies everywhere !!!!

Get the HTC one.

Well good.

you should drown yourself

loco stop bully

...

I was gonna get the one on steam.

mhmm

no i think im okay with not doing that
have u tried it before ? i dont think i even have the ability to do it.

I'm up 30 lbs from stress eating and now I'm on a strict diet

pain pretty bad today but in a good mood

figuring out what gifts to give people ^^

Glad you feel better and all that.

So hows the sunday coming along anyways?

You sure it wasnt a bit more than 15? :^)

Well that's good
I remember I was getting fat back when I would smoke so much weed and would always be going out to eat
Now I don't smoke as much, Im way more active, and my diet consists of coffee and cigarettes

what are u EVEN up to right now ?

Waiting.

How about you?

who even is hugarsanesat

Any games you want to play specifically?

A nobody.

watching christmascast !!
twitch.tv/mega64podcast

i dont know

Oh cool.

Once. I was at a lake with my family, and there was a plastic floating object like a pier over the lake. I got stuck under it and couldn't breathe.

Though I wasn't intentionally trying to drown myself. I haven't tried that yet.

its fun

yayayayayay

that sounds bad really bad.
you shouldnt try drowningyourself bad idea

It's definitely not a good way to kill yourself, no.

Yayayay?

It was 15 fam.

Eat some veggies nigga

are you chunky or genuinely overweight bub? (u can pm me if u dont feel comfortable w/ this convo) being a little chubby can be cute and help give u a nice butt but if its effecting your health then that's no good!!
im glad your mood is high, keep your head up

So...................

Nez's butt is fine even though he'll say the opposite

Nezi, best way to lose weight is doing meth

Shinjite

im not gay tho

the VR chat looks fun

so does fallout 4

How is he going to do that in florida

Hahahaha

(i promise im straight) yeah it seemed ok like
literal years ago when tinychats were a thing

killing self is always bad

YAY

uh huh

SAYS GREEN BEAN

Right right

Okay okay

THATS WHAT I MEAN I WOULD KNOW THAT YOU ARE GAY BC I MYSLEF AM PRETTY GAYYYYYYYYYYY

okie DONK

I know, I'm just teasing bro lol

I eat plenty of those
I usually just eat alot of soups and throw tons of veggies in that
My weakness is bacon cheeseburgers and KBBQ tho

Its all over Florida
Or I think Flakka is

i thought you liked men

-wonders if green bean can be a meme now?-

Chats over then?

Heroin I think.

liking boys is gay regardless of gender/sex/whatever

most people in voice chat calls me green bean even though IT SAYS RIGHT THERE my name is lililana/lili so i MEAN U tell me

no !! its not.

i have occasionally wanted to paint my fingernails
pretty sure i have all of the bits of being gay minus the wanting to fuck men

silly sonata, green bean has been a meme!

I think Philadelphia is the one that's getting rekt by Heroin
Not too sure though

I don't fuck with that shit

ahhawhaw

I thought that was cockain

paint ur nails i can help

lol no thanks dude my grandpa will call me a fag and throw me out of the house

Cocaine is here in Cali

and plenty of it :^)

i like both boys n gals u stinker

im a pansexual duh

Aww, yeah. Soups are pretty good, but I've had so much cause sick that I'm sick of them.

Just don't eat out often fam

okay nevermind then

Oh shiet where in Cali?

Yeah but I bet you like boys touching your butt and stuff.

florida has tons of meth bruh

I'm not fat but I personally think I am

at least for me I feel gross and I'm unhappy with my body

I think about it all the time

i don't do drugs

-loves beef with barley-

NO

nonononononononono

GOODBYE DRUGS

i like my name better than green bean but its okay

Then where do you want those boys?

next to me on the couch while we watch some filmssss
maybe under a blankey staying warm.

Thats gay

it is ! yeah. it is.

Skip the gay stuff and get to the fun stuff

when i move out u can paint my nails ok

that's unhealthy bubby you should see a psychiatrist and talk to him about that

fun stuff ? thats the film watching u dumby !!

okay i am excited !!!!!

Nyet, butt stuff

...

So what's your go to meal now?
Also lol at you still being sick, hurry up and get better already

I rarely do, I ain't made of money ya know

Everywhere
But I think most here in socal

;~;

DISGUSTING

I'm in the valley where all the dairy farms are. Shittiest air in the world. Worse than India

List the steps in which it's so

Xeblonade has Nia and is a genuinely good RPG.

Splatoon is something you can just pick up and set down as you need when you find spare time between other things, and has squidkids.

Yes. You are.

I need to deal with the arthritis before I deal with mental problems

would rather not be in pain all the time versus thinking I'm fat

God fucking damnit.
Where did UK place?

im not going to do that SORRY

i think splatgotop2 is what i want bc i wanna make a cutie and play taiko in the lobby and then also be the squiddest

I've seen that vr chat. Looks kinda neat

You're not going to talk about how you want him to plow you?

can we talk about something else...

holiday comfort food sharing time!

has anyone ever tried dipping lightly buttered toast in rich hot chocolate?

I wish I had people to play normal games with.

Go 4 it

seriouseats.com/2016/04/spanish-churros-con-chocolate.html

I'd play Jenga with you Echo

With the Friz? No way.

Sure, when do we play?

what do u mean ?

did you do any cool christmas festivities like making cookies ?

sounds really good atm tbh

Mmn, just a chicken breast with some barbeque sauce tbh.
I'm pretty sure I'm better now.

idk fam you buy smokes and beer.

I do not really play anything with anyone minus eso with Rin and league, but league's aids.

Nope!

hmmm. we should play pubg or like other cool multiplayer games that i cant think of

are you planning on doing so ?

Oh yeah, we should, I wanted to play more of that but SD or subtle never want to.

yea same tbh im gonna be the gayest guy while having a girlfriend after i live with her and not my horrible fam

i understand the feeling but mental health is rly important too nezi, take care of yourself
i find the time to treat my mental illness (not to imply u have one) and my physical well being at the same time so u should try too

Nope!

i always wanna play pubg !! its always fun

im excited and glad for u
yayayayayay

why not ?

Just like that? No rice or like bread? Carbs make it taste better :^)

Good to hear you're doing better though, I threw up like 12 times one morning a couple of days back cause I went super hard the night before. It was horrible, almost forgot how bad puking felt. Especially when you're puking and nothing comes out and your stomach is just like clenching up

Hey man, you gotta work hard and play hard
I don't really buy smokes anymore, I just bum them off friends
I do spend alot on drinks though

Loser has to take 2 shots back to back

Alright, well, what's your steam ?

Why not.

Waste of time.

honestly gay isnt even the right word i just like effeminate shit but u
know
how
it
goes

Some sort of veggie really. Carrots are pretty good.

Yeah, it was actually the worst feeling in the world.
I've gotten three nose bleeds in the past two days though...

My plan is just to get you drunk

or myself

which ever works

Both's possibility.

Food.

oh whoops i was away. steamcommunity.com/id/heybb329/

whys that ?

i call everything gay to be honest
cause everything is

Steamed?
Honestly I like mostly all vegetables the only one that's my least favorite would have to be potatoes

Top 3 are Broccoli, Any kind of Squash, and Cucumber
Ooh, and beets cause they turn your piss red

It was pretty nice seeing my worried little sister ask me if I was okay then making me chicken noodle soup only to have a couple of sips of it then running to the bathroom and puking my brains out lol

Ouch, that doesn't seem normal dude
Only time I get them is the morning after binging on coke

I'm just trying to get in your pants

Just is

Someone might have a problem with that.

Broccoli is the shit tbh

i guess thats okay.
i love christmas though. would love to share some chrimmis cheer

Yee fam. Potatoes are bad for you anyways :^)

You probably scarred her for life "onii-chan hates my soup that much? ;_;"

Yeah, I'm pretty fucked up tbh

Daijoubu

If you say so.

tfw Soto doesn't respond

You did though.

yeah i did a little ! doin what i can !!!

It's fucking great
the stems are crunchy af and the head of it is all fluffy
It's godtier

Sounds pretty good, my dad's gf does alot of steamed stuff but she doesnt even salt it so its bland as shit

Nah, she's 18 so she knows whats up already, she was just trying to help. I tried to finish cause it'd be rude to just throw it away but just ended up puking it all out.
So funny she asked me "Just how much did you drink anyways?" I just answered with too much lol

Don't die on me
You still have to go to AX

Heheheh

Night

nini sweetieeeeeee !!
rest well :3

smfh

What's the point of an imouto if she's older than 12????

I'll survive to AX at least tbh

"inb4"

And it's not all bitter and mushy like peas and other gross as shit vegetables

when you're having trouble finding a product for the customer ;~~~~;

Ikr? I still eat it cause I don't want to be rude, I'm too nice for my own good.

I honestly have too many sisters
Odra is 23, Zomely is 18 or 19, Melina is 13, Susy is 12

My lil brother Jafet is 17

You better
We gotta buy loli shit and get trashed

Yeah frozen or dehydrated peas are trash
Fresh peas are okay

LMAO
Yeah I sorta imagine he hasn't liked me since like 2014

jfc

Yeah, so do I.

D-Do you hate me too?

tfw you don't have to find products for customers

The mushyness is bleh

I don't hate anyone.

Fuck me, I meant 30

What a neutral guy

Are you like a trap or something?

Eat your peas Ian

I'm not.
Noone just gave a good enough reason to hate them, so far.

u didnt add me on steam aaaa aa AAA add me i wanna see what games you have ;;

how's work going?

The fuck?

I can't buy loli shit and bring it back across the border tho

done.

yaaaaaaaaay

excited to play pubg sometime ^^

NEVER.

Good! Had my first review and got above average

What a shame

Yeah, I honestly don't hate anyone on here
I just tease people cause it's fun.

lol yeah, crazy ain't it?
Everyone has a "unique" name and I get named Anthony

I really like my lil brothers name though
Jafet is a nice name, kinda jelly

Smuggle that shit like if it were a kilo of coke dude
Or just give it to me :^)

You wont grow up to be big and strong lol

I'm a girl tho.

...

Well I've met a Melina before, so that one isn't too bad.
Jafet kinda sounds like a name from Star Wars tbh.

I don't wanna go to jail, I have a promising future :^)
Is it really buying stuff together if it's all for you?

Jafet sounds like an Arabic name.

First Echo wasn't gay

Now hes a girl

when will it end ?

Biblical, it turns out.
Which is p close

good job ^^

Order is restored.

but alexandra is a girl

so its lesbian

I've met a Melinda before but not a Melina
She's like gonna be 13 already and she's sassy af
She roasts me harder than my older sis and my other lil sis combined

Like she always barges into my room when im watching anime and says "Oh wow, watching anime again? This is why you don't have a girlfriend you know."
I just laugh and ask her what I should do if she's the expert on how to get gfs
her advice is lolz

Jafet sounds like Bobafet, I thinks that why

oh yeahhhhhh :^)

You can take some oppai trash with you to Canada if thats allowed I guess

Jafet is one of Noah's sons
You know, that one dude with the arc and the animals
Crazy dude lol

Are you Christian

I think so

I got satisfactory or above on everything, and they said that most people need improvement on at least one thing when they're where I am so

A fate worse than death.

Nah I mean like do you believe in Jesus and stuff

Japheth /ˈdʒeɪfɛθ/ (Hebrew: יָפֶת/יֶפֶת‎ Yapheth, Modern Hebrew: Yefet; Greek: Ἰάφεθ Iapheth; Latin: Iafeth, Iapheth, Iaphethus, Iapetus), is one of the three sons of Noah in the Book of Genesis, where he plays a role in the story of Noah's drunkenness and the curse of Ham, and subsequently in the Table of Nations as the ancestor of the peoples of Europe and Anatolia.[1] In medieval and early modern European tradition he was considered to be the progenitor of European and, later, East Asian peoples.[2][3][4]

Sounds more like me tbh

Is she cute tho?
Tell her to watch Eromanga Sensei.

Oh shit, tru.

PLS It's true.
I'll just bring home trap doujins.

What is Fate/apocrypha?

...

Apocrypha are works, usually written, of unknown authorship or of doubtful origin.

Little, Williams. Onions, C.T., editors. The Oxford Universal Dictionary. Oxford University Press. 1955

I don't really wanna call myself atheist cause I feel like thats too edgy or rude or whatever, I wouldnt want to call myself agnostic either. I don't know man

I grew up with a very religious family, but after my family took a shit everyone seemed to lose their faith. Especially my dad which was a trip, like you'd expect the kids to lose their faith and the parents to have some hope or whatever.

I don't really go to church or pray or anything, so I don't practice Christianity tbh I don't know if that would still count
If anything I lean more towards Individualism but that's not really a religion, it's just like treat other how you'd like to be treated or how they treat you kind of thing

I dunno man, I'm not much of a religious/political guy

I dunno man, you'd have to find out yourself
She's like a dirty blonde which is weird cause we're all black/drk brown hair

She doesn't like anime
Susy on the other hand loves it and is obsessed. They both share a room so I guess susy is always watching anime or yaoi bullshit so Melina just hates it by now probs lol
Only two movies she really likes is Totoro and Princess Mononoke

I'll buy you one just like I did for Ian
Legend says he still owns the trap doujin to this day
lmao it was a Maria Holic doujin

smfh she's not even 2D

What a basic bitch tbh.
What's Susy's favourite hentai? :^)

If it's not a Shimakaze doujin I don't want it.

She cosplayed Taiga at AX earlier this year
Susy cosplayed Tomoko
I walked em around the con and bought em some stuff

I'm not too sure but I know she loves Yuri on Ice so it's probably some doujin involving that

You need to cosplay shimakaze so when I buy it for you I turn to good page and be like "Oh shit Wish check it out, that's you!" all loud

Why was she cosplaying if she doesn't like anime?

But I'm way too fat for that :^)

...

Soto is Haikuposting

Susy convinced her to cosplay apparently, or maybe she's tsundere for anime who fucking knows
I was cosplaying too so maybe she didnt want to feel left out

An EXTRA THICC SHIPP is fine too :^)
Also, I thought you cosplayed at AN
Unless you lied to me

Do you feel old yet

Adorable.
Her hair wouldn't even match tho

:^)
That was the real "Emma" who did the Uzuki cosplay

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It was some what close I guess

Oh Emma, you and your multi personality disorder lmao

HOL UP

It's funny because you actually know my irl name

scrabble is a stinky

pleb

Did you mention it in LINE like way back?

Stop messaging me for Wish's name on fb :3

Stop being a fucking faggot

LMAO

NANI THE FUCK DUDE

Who knows~

WOW PLS NO BULLY

Just cause I won't tell you Wish's irl name

I'm just being respectful and keeping it a secret

CHOTTO HOLD THE FUCK UP NIGGA

Tell Ian to leave me alone lmao

How late do you wanna reply...

They came 3rd/4th or something

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT LMAO

good thing everyone already knows my real name since its the same as the name i use here

I should pay more attention to your posts/our conversations lmaooo

I want to play beer pong with Wish but he doesn't even drink beer

I am going to hate on Soto so hard now

How can you hate on this?

Also, that pic is ancient

Kono fucking guy.

I'm 900% certain I mentioned it in one of our line conversations when talking about AX :^)

Mostly just the left half of that pic

Pls no bully

Time flies dude

Those were back when we were getting shitfaced in your college dorms and barhopping in Little Tokyo

sho ga nai my dude

Oh okay I think I know now.
I was pretty sure it was on LINE

Were you fucking drunk or something? lol

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