Merry Weekend

Merry Weekend

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I'm gonna run to the dollar store sometime this aft.


I'd probably dress very professionally save for special situations.

Nya!

Does sushi count as a special situation?

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Why would it?

Hi, i'm new

MURICA!


Your experience may differ.
What was yours like?
I didn't even go to a Walmart.


Awesome.

Go away, New.

But the myth says people in here are warm and welcoming :(

Because its probably pretty good in japan.


stampede

I was skateboarding around with my friend and we went to watch.

I pissed off a lot of drivers that night.

I like Mananka. :heart:

I l-like you too tomatsukirin

Hi new, I'm anonymous.

Yes that's what we wanted you to think!
youtu.be/cQKzesTq0Wo?t=6

Man, if only someone had run your ass over.

hey anonymous, how do you do
nice to meet you

hope we can be friends
ecks de

I like you too!

Yeah, I'm pretty hip and against the mainstream

They always stop and get mad but never mad enough to get out of the car.

But it's also like.
A normal thing there.

I might dress cute or gosurori on a date or something, but kimonos aren't something you just wear.


How've you been?


Hi, Anonymous, I'm 鬼人 正邪.

S-same :blushie:

I didn't really expect you to take the kimono thing seriously.

It was more of a joke.

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O-oh.
Sorry, I'm dumb.

i'm a mess

I have.

Its okay, I forgive you.


I bet they got away.

I thought chasing them off was the point.

No you gotta beat them up and then drive away.

Tysvm.

I think you're pretty smart though tbh.

WAit, really?

Why?

How foolish of me.

I would sound corny or something if I said why.


This is why you always come to me for advice.

Oh? Is that how you write "trash" in japanese?

I've heard worse, I'm sure.


Might as well be.

Does it need to be for advice, can't I just plain come to you?

Like what ?


I mean you could.

I'm not sure it'd be appreciated if I started posting pinned messages from DMs.

Getting praised in DMs huh ?


I wonder why

HMMMM

HOME

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A mystery that will never be solved.

Send nudes then.


Welcome home.

Should it be?

Why must you do this ?


Some cases are better left unsolved.

danke

I'm gonna go shower now.


I agree.

You said I could.
I have your explicit permission.

Send me Hus nudes.

Sounds like a fair trade.

Hu's nudes for nothing.


THis is the best deal ever struck.

Ask Grim then.

It's nice that a lot of the ponychan Holla Forums thread peeps are coming here. Only thing is the thread over there seems to be dying out and for the last year or so now.

Does he actually have them though ?


I don't think he does.

that's pretty hot

I'm afraid to look up and find how wide them trunks are.

Jokes and memes aside, how would I know?

I dunno


And who are you ?

The user who tries to get greg to rape dash.

Fucking niggerdicks I can't sleep kill me

are you fantasizing about black penis

What if I'm just fantasizing about regular penis?

That elephant puts any weight on that foot and that fag is dead.

still gay

Squiddy is thinking about how much dick he can throat.

Yeah and?

Good, tbh

Not quite, no

How much squid dick could a Squiddy throat if a Squiddy could throat squid dick?

*dicks and kills*

Oh. Maybe you're thinking about Star Citizen 3.0 that just went to PTU?


Every last inch of it.

Like, 5 or 6 my dude

hahahaha

Wow gay
Does that mean I can download it and not have to fucking redownload the entire game again ever?

You don't even know me

Nah, I do.

3.0 comes with the delta patcher, yes.

yeah, naaaah, don't

I suppose I should download it, then

Why not?

cause then you'd know I would

Maybe I just know you better than you know yourself?

I'm just gonna fuck someone to prove you wrong then I guess

If you're one of the select backers that got into this wave of the PTU, sure.
It's not out to all backers yet, just a select few while they test stability over the weekend.
Oh, also, the anniversary event and sale starts today.

ikt doesn't count

Fuck you roberts.

Why not?
Does Cup?

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He'd let literally anything dick him, so also no.

Both would count for something then

I just meant cup would.
ikt doesn't count because fuck you, that's why

poor Ikt

nom

Hu, stop trying to eat my dick, that's private property.

nom

ikt stop trying to eat my dick, my boyfriend will get jealous.

You are free to eat her dick.

How salacious.

I give the dick, I don't eat it!


/feeds

*paws at u*

Slut.>>1917309
/feeds

Oh what the heck

OwO

Real talk, if you ever tug on a lollipop in my mouth like that, I'll beat you within an inch of your life.

And not in the fun way.

Valar Morghulis

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Rin you suck

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Did Ikt get a baby sister or something what happened who are all these NEWFRIENDS

nandefuck

NANI THE FUCK?

Yan, stop posting my wife.

You don't even name your files.

This folders a year old and your filename was literally ClipboardImage you stupid cunt.
Fuck I hope you were just joking when you said that.

You're new!!


*petpet*

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I hate you Ikt and I hope you get cancer.

I have them named, I just use clipboard to post them so no one can steal my filenames.

Disgusting!


You don't even know me, newbie

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Filename theft is a serious crime.
Please remember to report all instances of it.

Yan be nice.

Yeah probably not I don't consort with roricon rosers

No

Niggers are niggers.

Be nice, you little shit or I'm going to beat your ass.

Scoots are Scouses

niggers are cute

No you won't

Both are incorrect.

I've seen you and could easily take you.

I very much doubt the martial prowess of a dog fucking jabroni.
Let us settle this matter in THE OCTAGON

I'll take you to a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call you again

DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT

I CANT HAVE SEAFOOD BECAUSE SHELLFISH WILL KILL ME

i want a tv and a good racing chair

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I'll just let you wonder if I already knew that or not~

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Fucking kill me

Do it yourself

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I wish squiddy would livestream their suicide,
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I want Ikt and a camera

Smoke weebs.

I want Hu and IKT to take a romantic cruise on the P&O out of Holland and sink in the North Sea and drown.
Their lungs collapsing as they realize their demise.

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I have been a terrible boy this year. Surely Satan will bring me the gift I most cherish and covet.

I'd smoke you

rook bomen

also das not a nice thing to say !

I'd shoot first.

You are sub human. You are not worth wasting morality and ethics on.

oh boy

Shut up Scoots you moor nigger

10/10

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Kulaks and class enemies will be put to the torch, root and stem.

IKT, Loco, HU. These are the worst of the worst.

How... DARE... you call me a moor!

Hey Scoots do you ever wonder if the Universe is sentient enough to be repulsed by your autism?

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That sounds like effort

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I'll take that as a compliment

I am the universe's end game. I am the perfect specimen of its divine entropy. Repulsed? No Yan, the universe is BLESSED by my "Autism".
My Will to Power is merely its work channeled through me.
Do not be annoyed.

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Kanra-tiers

How do I drag this post into the Recycle Bin so I can delete it

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Did somebody say 'how i like my furries.jpg'?

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You cannot delete me. Even if you could, you would not. You cannot take your eyes off of my words. For the truth they bare is undeniable.

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Necked Furries are also pretty good.

Kyle is better tho

Furries are class enemies attempting to slip under the radar and sabotage the efforts of the Militant Proletariat.

Don't link me you piece of shit I'll fucking kill you cunt

Yan, want to see my penis?

Oh wow, an aussie who said the word "cunt".

How bizarre and out of the ordinary.


Fucking no

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This is why we should gas all furries. Their rampant sexual harassments and abuses cannot be accepted by a self conscious and pure Proletariat.

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It's like I'm really memeing

No you weren't.

Squiddy is a living meme though

Shit I forgot what mean thing I was going to post in response to that due to sleep deprivation.
Scooter say something mean to this fuckwit for me.

To Squid or to Squash because;

Squash you will never be good at league, you disgusting deviant

Squid you live in Worst Australia, get bitten by a spider you shitcunt.

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Scoot helicopter ride when?

No to that Hup thing whatever it is.

tonight

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what a fucking newfag

You can't be good at league because league is a fundamentally bad game that lacks any competitive merit.

Funny, I dare you to try and do that, Spectre you class enemy.
If you werent so busy sucking cocks that is.

He's actually good at it too

Hu would know. Having being their cocksleeve for so long.

Okay nap for 2 hours and Kamuu is a slut

bye

Later

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what was it then?

Why you gotta be like that? I'm just offering free helicopter rides to my comrades.

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buttlove

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If i went to mexico yesterday would I have had a nice shanksgiving instead?

¡hola hombre!
Cómo estás?

sí, estoy feliz de no tener diarrea porque el agua salió por todos mis agujeros

Me no hablo illegal :

wow i sure am glad i'm white

Pasty at best.

i said im glad the water went out of my many shank holes so i didnt get the diarrhea

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you what? Are you okay?

I don't think he's gettin' the joke boss.

he is nowhere near mexico

hewwo fewwow users

i live near detroit, here you can see some of the local wildlife

BOOM. there is my TeddyFresh beanie ordered.

Also; Lily, when you gonna lemme kiss those hips?

i am a little disappointed

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Wry disappointed?

h3 stinkies

actual smelly

Scoot just likes trashy popular basic bitch stuff, he can't help it

Fucking Jew hating piece of crap. No hip kisses for you.

h3 is lovely

new dwarf fortress update is lovely

brb waring with the elves for ten hours

i want hip kisses...

Then let our lord and saviours, h3, into your life.

i liked them for a few months back in like
10th grade
but then i GREW UP !!!!!!!!!!!

I cant believe lily is alt right

Scoots never passed 10th grade so you can't really fault him TOO much for it

truly a sad day :(

What has squid ever done? beside wear thigh highs and be a fuccboi on Holla Forums?


It'll be sad to send you to the gulag.

not the gulag !!!!!!!!!!

sucked dick, and he's damn good at it to

how do i find dicks to suck irl

If onyl you werent a class enemy

visit the commie pony ScooTaloo

as long as you're a dude my girlfriend should be okay with it

now that's quite hot

wait

sucking your girlfriend's dick, right?

im pretty sure she'd be the sort of person that would be okay with having you just suck a strap-on

next poster gets warm hugs

yeah, that's great. pencil me in.

seeing the popularity of strap on sales on amazon and lovehoney makes me really happy

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it doesn't really surprise me with the constantly changing more complacent opinions about homosexuality and like other sexual topics

monika needs to stop messing with my loading bars, shimeji's already exist you know

everyone is gay now

You think I can find girls that want me to suck their dicks?

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NGL I dropped Loco for Lily.

but i still like the puss puss

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loco is a big cutie too though.

i dropped scoots for liliana also

it is what i think, you're like the kind of faggot they would have lynched in texas five years ago

how tall are you?

chicks with dicks seem rare but I'm sure you can go on the proper channels and find some


there is always one hug reserved for hu

wow you posted that at the exaCT SAME SECOND i said u were cute.

cutie.


debatable


hewwo sam hyde !! alt-right !!!!!!!!

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It is ironic... Don't make me spank you, like a good comrade should... baka

5'10


I meant strap-ons.

what are your other specs?

ill get the debate team ready and they'll get the ropes and the jeep ready just in case

probably even more common!

i think i weigh 65kg

i'm very cute, facially


you lost your name btw~

it's probably out taking a walk

it'll come back on its own

ur not allowed to spank me !


hey dont ignore me give me a smooch ding dong

ur very cute everywhere probably


okay

tfw no super cute fuckboi with low self-esteem to just smash

unhealthy relationships are NOT OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes daddy

*smooch*

kek

brb whipping up some lunch

ew dont call me daddy thats for like. if i was in my 20s. im younger than u stinky !!!!!

whip me

eat me

who said anything about relationship

i just want to smash

see loco gets it

what order?

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brb, bedtime~
Enjoy lunch, and have a good day

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