Cute anime gril thread.
Cute anime gril thread
p o s t i n g
i had a really weird dream and its fucking me up
Just don't sleep then.
Odd, usually my weird dreams give me ideas for stories.
I can't decide whether I would want to never sleep or sleep forever.
its like if the vocal chords were actually a hole in your palms but super tight and right in the middle and you could stick stuff through but it was painful
you know that place where there'd be a hole in your palms if there was a hole in your palms? feel it for a second, it'll start to open up a little bit. it's right in the middle
now imagine getting like a kebab skewer or the tip of a pencil and trying really hard to relax your hand and slowly working the thing through the weird tight hole in the center of your palm
I can come up with a story for this.
i would love to hear it. do you feel the dull ache?
i can visualize this as a horror manga
like something junji ito would write
yeah exactly that lets here the story
Just go to bed :3
I unwittingly walked in on socks4hands self jerk
How does it feel with socks for hands, by the way?
Oh there's an user too
Sorry I was too rude and baked to notice at first
this one was bad even for me
guy wakes up with pain in hand
gets ready for work
realizes his hand has something on it
tries to see what it is
it's what was described
pushes a pencil in
hurts but doesn't do anything
goes off to work trying to write it off
on his way it starts making a noise
like it's singing or something
skin starts to fall off
looks like vocal cords that open up to a deep black abyss
the everyone around him starts singing
tries to close hand
tries to jab a pen into it
he starts singing
entire town is engulfed in song
sky turns black
I woke up at midnight
Idk I didn't read anything
What's on your mind?
This anime Wish recommended is pretty good
Failure and disappointment.
How are you?
I'm extremely high and I drank too much coffee so I low key feel like an exploding sun right now
Sorry for that image
Not sure why I selected it
i just want to curl up into my comforter and dream forever
i dont even care if its about weird horror shit it all makes more sense than daily life goddamn
/me drops mic
c-cheer up anons!
t-tomorrow will be a better day!!
-does a cheerleader pose-
where u niggas at
shitposter and dog
truly mankinds oldest companion
im here and thats a rare occasion so yeah its all good
I've made 3 new accounts now on Windows
think it's narrowed down to Discord or Spotify causing Shadowplay to fail
my money's on Discord
either that or it just randomly fails at some point after working flawlessly for a while
discord a shit
aaaand my fourth time filtering you
boy I love having to redo all my settings 3 times
ya know what it's probably Discord because Discord's overlay is probably having an interaction with the GeForce overlay
I'm in a new group chat with a bunch of your old dogfucking buddies
The filter warrior
Oh no which one did they invite you to? I bet it's the one Scales and Amal run with the persona 5 mascot still
I think this was both harsh and undeserved. people change, nezi!
I didn't miss this on purpose here's a reply now
makes the threads more bearable
yeah every once in a blue moon that im posting i guess it does. sadly its not like the filter will hold
or do you just mean the other discord squash and george are in?
very much appreciated!
Sinni's new one; she just made it tonight
I thought it was an animu chat but then she slowly surrounded me with dog genitalia
It's best to just rise above whatever annoys you
im not sure exactly what this implies but i promise you its still better than the alternative of the other discord
I'll message you the link
i could do the same but no point really, it's literally nothing but all the furfags that never even animed
not even animed once
A strange and obscure breed
by constantly subjecting myself to it? I don't see how that's very helpful
I'd rather be happy than miserable but trying really really super hard!
spotify broke shadowplay? no fucking way
one more account
might just be coincidence
Trying is doing it wrong
this is a very C+ meme
's high praise
not just ANYTHING deserves a C+
yup, all they do is talk about computers and code and post furry porn, and its like a 40 person discord
this sounds alarmingly familiar
from her clients that sex her jelly rolls
Are you making it sound really unappealing on purpose?
There must be some secret dog treasure you're trying to hide
C+ is like that mediocre magic middle ground
weren't you in it??
like i said its the one Amal and Scales run
I wish i was trying to make it sound unappealing on purpose
i dont hate the people there but i havent really used it in months
everyone attributes far too much to me honestly. no i was never in there but perhaps my spirit was
Can i be the grill uwu
i think there are just other people walking around with socks on their hands
this has always been the case fyi
vigorous head nodding
and what do you do?
Furries that never anime'd, that's wild
It's like a spooky ghost story
Go for it
i just bobble my head up and down and talk
*head bobbling furiously*
installing spotify makes shadowplay stop working on new accounts
uninstalling spotify doesn't fix shadowplay on original account
THERE'S A FUCKING THREAD ON IT
that sounds like a very workable niche
haha my uncle has some of those. not as cute looking but they are fun to use to lounge on
the face(s) are what makes it great
its like spyro mixed with pokemon
its like puff the magic dragon had a spinoff with a cousin who did magic meth
yep thats the one
night i guess
i just woke up
based Hardware Acceleration breaking muh Shadowplay
get on ground
hug knees to self
pretend world isnt scary
ive been in bed for 12 hrs constantly sleeping and instantly waking up...
im still in a lot of pain but not as much as yesterday
Pain is suxx
you don't have any pain meds? .-.
try getting out of bed and stretching a little, after being in bed for so long you can start to get sore all over again
I'm getting better at Overwatch
Getting a lot more environmentals as Pharah
Why are Ilios and Lijang the best maps for Pharah and temple of Anubis is just meh?
i mean i have. whatever my parents have.
but honestly id rather just sit thru it and complain
annnnndddd yeah im out of bed now im moving around a bit
Temple of anubis has always been a good map for me
oasis is best map suck my dick
whats your blizzard
uninstall geforce experience
uninstall graphics drivers
reinstall geforce experience
reinstall graphics drivers
shadowplay and overlay still broken
what the fuck did you do spotify???????
No I'm saying Ilios and Lijang are very favorable maps for heroes who can push people around
Lúcio, Pharah, Roadhog, Junkrat
Just "oops you fell off the map" all day
Revy but IDK the numbers right now
fair enough, ill just bug you about it later
Sup morning crew^^
people upset, upset about games
im doing okay, went to bed too early by accident and now im up super early and trying to not freeze in this chilly room
Imagine being upset
Not being in a constant state of rage and hate
Ah, that's what happened to me too. Plus, my roomie's fucking 5am alarm this morning lmao.
idk I don't mind doing laundry early right off the bat tho
Nobody I like is posting.
Lapis was my fave <3
okay, give me a minute
This is Scootalooo
Posting anonymously to annoy squash
yea being up early should end up pretty fine
Jokes on you I like Scoots.
The plan is broke
you know they wanted to make the Tsar bomb 100 megatons originally, but the guy who designed it said he would only go as high as 50
even then after a certain point it's like an F6 tornado, there's only so much space between the sky and the ground to blow up
Copy-pasted from /kind/ thought I'd post it elsewhere tbh I don't come here but I know of your existence and you seem like nice people pls no bully!
I won't go into too much detail on here because that kind of thing is best left for talking to eachother.
I don't know. Haven't seen much anime. Watching Death Note now and it's pretty good. I like Ghibli movies too.
Don't play much. Used to. I really can't pick a favourite but the last few games I played were Donkey Kong Country, Metroid Prime and Luigis Mansion.
Will listen to anything. Right now guitar stuff like Jason Becker or Malmsteen. Metallica, Opeth, Queen, classical etc anything really.
I'm not a big reader tbh. I wish I was but my concentration sucks. I like The Hobbit the most though. I recently read The Elfin Ship and it was great.
Favorite TV series
AAAAHHHHHH! I don't know… Star Trek TNG I guess. I like The X-Files too sometimes but it's kind of a frustrating show because it could be so much better and a lot of it is really bad. Gamecenter CX.
Hobbies and interests
Playing music. Writing. Reading sometimes. Films. Shows. Trying to find friends.
What kind of friendship you'd like or have you looked for but never found
I'd especially like other NEETs and people who can talk a lot. I am doing things in my life but I am very lonely and maybe you are too and we can help eachother not be lonely a bit. I'm in the UK too, so it's best if you are for the sake of time zones. I would still be friends with people who can't talk as much and who aren't in the UK though!
Anything else you'd like to share or you think it's relevant to say
If you're shy that's OK but I don't like it when I add people and talk to them and they don't give much back tbh… Then it just turns into me asking questions.
Contact (Mail, Skype, Discord, Steam)
i think there are new episodes out, but piratebay is down so i can't get my grubby hands on them.
dude are we actually getting random posts from people now
Wake n' bake.exe
I might make some coffee, still got 5 hours til work lmao
I thought it was still just those 2 or 3 teaser eps.
I'll have to check into this with the girl this weekend^^
if you are new...
your discord didnt work. i tried to add and it came back with an error message
that really doesnt seem like a real discord
im not sure what kind of unique breed of shitpost this is
coffee sounds really good at the moment to be honest
I love those greentext questionnaires tho tbh
hey i was new here like
couple weeks ago ?
*intense doubting from all directions accept me*
AAAAHHHHH! My fault. It's doggo#3001 with no capital letter.
I miss Amy.
We haven't really had a good new poster in ages. Duke is alright though.
I, too, miss edge incarnate
Put on a name there's enough UK anons already :3
HERE I GO!
no one complaining about american anons
Definitely one too many
hey subtle i can maybe find time to play
league of legends at some point in the next few days
call my people
What brings you to this cesspool?
Don't worry you're my favorite UK twink <3
Doggo is my second
I keep getting big black ghetto dudes adding me on Facebook lmao
On a quest to find friends.
Oh fuck I didnt even mention Subtle in the first line
Im so fucked up lmao
Ooh, snap. What do you into?
That's what I would like to know. I have to talk to someone at work about who the eff they are.
I mean.. kinda maybe.
Mention me, bitch.
I want to be someone's favorite trap.
show me dick pics and you'll be my favorite trap~
I have a second phone whose number I give to people to say it's my secretary/agent. I answer it in a woman's voice and redirect the call to my normal phone.
Sometimes I flirt with the people on the other end of the line before I patch the call.
Traps don't have dicks.
What do you into?
What did she mean by this?
Whoa, whoa Elma
You're not to be grouped with these thots
You're waifu material
Like you were there with me back when MSN was the shit and we were both fairly new
Though I have yet to see you irl
You've seen my penis though.
"h-haha, yea, my secretary can get a little flirty sometimes"
What's your ethnicity?
What do you do? What do you like? What do you do for fun? Gibbe the deets.
O-oh.. well alrighty then^~^
Yeah, I wanted to go to AX last summer but like getting time off is hard more often than not.
Awwe come on don't be a doucher.
Did you listen to it?
haha werent you telling me about your girlfriend the other day though? was that someone else?
girls can't be with girls
Brunch was a success
if soto hasnt seen you of all people i just have to retain some of my healthy tits with timestamp mentality
Don't bully the lass, lass.
I play games sometimes. Read. Play music. I go on walks sometimes. What about you?
Lasses can have girlfriends too!
i actually totally forgot if they were a girl or not tbh
When are we gonna get drunk at AX with everyone else?
I might grab your butt or like kiss you though, just don't tell your gf
I'm Guatemalan so I guess you're better than me
She lives so fkn far waya tho
Man I do hate seeing British colloquialisms used in threads. Fucking end this cancer.
finally a weakness for the meme god
uh, no I haven't?
I don't count a tiny blurry pixel in a jpg
THERE IS NO WEAKNESS TO THE MEME GOD
Which part of Britain?
I can't believe Kyle's benis is actually just a tiny blurry pixel in real life.
We killed 2 pizzas and 7 pitchers at Pizza Hut
5 of Wicks IPAs and 2 of Blue Moon
Then had 14 Scooby Snacks at TGI Fridays
the bepis played too many super nintendo games and caught the pixel cancer, super rare
I'm calling Southerner
what the fuck is a scoobie snack
Yes. I would try to learn it but I've no piano now.
reporting for harassment!!!
TELL ME. LET ME EAT BREAKFAST VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU, SCOOTS DADDY <3
He hasn't seen me in person, dummy.
Ask Soto about his shirt.
Walks are nice. Too bad it's getting chilly af out now. You play Fortnite? Me and the girl have been looking for people to squad with. On pc of course.
What kind of music?
idk maybe next summer? I can honestly only drink like 2 drinks nowadays so I'm not sure exactly how much fun I'd be, but I def wanna cosplay.
Haha oh jeez .///.
Wanna go shopping in Kingston upon Thames?
thats what i said though, and everyone knows that soto is the master of bitches so i have no higher authority to consult
you're making me want to send soto my tits just to spite you
Sausages, egg and bacon. I need the protein.
I just need to go draw so I don't feel guilty.
I'd like to go girly shopping in Kingston upon Thames. I don't have a lot of money though.
thats called being a wingman
I need the protein
But seriously, I've been craving b-fast food so badly lately. Every time I'm about to go out for breakfast for dinner food something sabotages it.
I've been had lmao
This is indeed a cruel universe. What is the breakfast ideal for Elma.
haha get got son
i mean daughter shit
Put it on tumblr
Stuff like this right now.
I used to play guitar and could play this kind of thing but I quit smh. I just got a acoustic yesterday to relearn and it's going really well. Don't think it will take me long at all to get back to where I was.
You play Fortnite?
It looks fun but I don't think it would work on my PC. I just sold a GTX 970 and am now on some old piece of crap. I didn't really need it because I only really played older games anymore, and not that often. Now I just emulate things. Metroid Prime right now.
I can't tbh I'm a NEET with no money or anything. I plan to try and get a part time job at least, soon and start driving lessons. Maybe in a few months I could come shopping with you. What would we shop for anyway? If you're a grill I could buy you nice pretty dresses.
Don't send anyone your tits lass. Be pure!
I will drown you in piss.
along with the any innocent bystanders
1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1/2 oz creme de bananes
1/2 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1/2 oz pineapple juice
1 1/2 oz whipped cream
It's so tasty tho
You better come thru tho
We can group cosplay
Also you better last more than 2 drinks
Or at least 2 rounds ;3
soto tell me about your shirt
lol double rekt
Like, if I'm really hungry (ideal circumstance for breakfast)
2 peppered over easy eggs on buttered toast with sides of well seasoned homefries and either corned beef hash or sausage links all with a tall glass of OJ (with pulp, haters).
Boosh. Now I'm starving.
Alternatively, there's this local breakfast diner that has their sausage gravy take on poutine. It's in a French Canadian area of the city, so it's vaguely legit lmao.
OOh, that's like refined stuff like Yngvie Malmsteen. Dem arpeggios^^
It's pretty fun. There's some new stuff going on rn to mix it up a little. Can't wait to play some more on Monday. Emulation is pretty cool. I've been meaning to get an n64 emu again.
It's far, far too late for that lmao
2 rounds... of what, sempai?
I've been meaning to get an n64 emu again.
I got one a while back and played Ocarina of Time. I thought it was boring ngl. I had a N64 as a kid and yet now I struggle to think of anything I would want to play on it.
It's far, far too late for that lmao
NO IT'S NOT!
I've never played any Zelda games
I like super mario 64 and starfox and yoshi story and rayman.
Beleib me, it is :p
My fondest memories of the N64 were playing WWF games with my best friend at the time. Maybe I should try Mario 64. I played it as a kid but idk how it would up.
Beleib me, it is :p
t-t-tell me more
I thought it was pretty legit. Kinda want to do speedruns of all 120 again. I wonder what the record is.
What do you want to know?
I was wearing a regular white button up shirt with my trust leather jacket
Me needing new shirts lmaoooo
someone told me to ask about your shirt and i have no idea why
What do you want to know?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I'm too shy now tbh. I don't wanna overstep.
Do you only like grills?
How many times did you do IT with someone else?
Do you like to hold hands with people?
Sounds legit as fuck my grilldude
Bonghits for Satan^^;
DON'T BULLY ME!
a-a-are you laughing at me?
I'm not sure if you're serious or trolling.
I'm not sure if you're serious or trolling.
This happens literally every community I ever tried to be a part of tbh
seems like pretty sincere questions
do not give up hope
you have to stay determined!
Just dont tell your gf
To be specific its a "Botany 500" white button up shirt
She knows all about you.
thats awesome im just wondering why someone told me to randomly ask you about your non-specific shirt
It was contextually relevant.
TEW LATE FAIRY
happens to me too. give it a little bit of time and people will learn
Oh fuck what do I do?
Sounds like a creeper
haha. just have to deal with the crushing loneliness alone then
5 champion shards
I own all the champs
Already have a random token for Zoe
What do I even do with all this shit now?
tfw you'll never be best friends with Dunkey
It's not worthy of the tumblr, and I will now incinerate it.
Can we have a threesome?
better than people who constantly just shit out whatever they draw with no filter tbh
I doubt it.
I'll have a 3 way with you, Soto.
three-some three-some let a nigga see some
anyone actually have 3somes here?
Ive used both hands at once, so yes. Ive a threesome
L M A O
I fooled around with a married couple a few times.
only when ive been drinking
ooh, Bad dog!
Drinking definitely helps.
dont make it gay
i mean i was at an anime convention
There is absolutely nothing wrong with it as long as all involved are ok with it.
Oh. Well then that's a given.
I know this. I was doing an homage to your furry ;p
heard about an open invitation orgy up in room 5212 this year but decided to not check it out
Oh so we gotta have an affair then? :3
With who else tho?
Oh ooh ooh pick me
ironically the orgy was going to involve furries
or maybe that isn't ironic
I don't know.
Anyone I don't hate?
Anyone I don't hate?
That narrows it down to like 2 posters
And they're pretty ugly lmao
Nooo. I love her, get rekt.
I was just asking if you did before.
Give me options.
I'll tell you who I would fuck.
holy shit thirsty even when you're surrounded by water
I knew he'd say no so it was safe.
its like a ken doll
or barbie maybe
not lewd whatsoever
pls send butt pics
we do buy ken and barbie dolls for children so i would hope not
My butt is fat now because I'm lazy
cloaca is a dirty word
It really is. It feels like spoiled milk is pouring out of your mouth when you say it.
Ubiquitous moist oyster cloacas.
It's so late the sun has already been up for hours
i had a science teacher that told me he put cottage cheese in milk to stage a spoiled milk bet with a friend that he'd drink it for 50 bucks
wakey wakey eggs and bakey
Can anyone understand why 2pac's voice gives me a strange boner inside? BD didn't seem to have any idea
His voice is just so smooth and deep
I'm gonna sleep when the coffee wears off
im pretty sure i suggested it might have been because of your lust for nigger cocks
Dog penis is objectively best.
That doesn't count
Dog penis looks pretty weird to me
Feels pretty good inside you though.
inside boners are best boners
I've been in a weird allergy attack thing for like 2 days now, it's terrible. I need to get better before Sunday x_x
Work soon too :(
I'm not entirely comfortable with that
I'll probably just take your word for it and not do my own experimentation
Vitamin C supposedly can help a lot with allergies
What do you have on Sunday?
Never knock it till you try it.
I go to the girl's place after work sunday til wed.
taking ones word for it does not imply knocking it
It seems like it would feel good because the dog basically acts like a dildoing machine
But the idea is gross to me
Gross is a matter of opinion though
Try getting some Vitamin C pills ^^
The knot is really the part I'd say is best.
No inv to being uncomfortable
I just realized the op pic lol
I'm gonna try to find some legit benadryl before I leave for work. Trying to tough it out as long as possible so I don't get drowsy too quickly into my shift.
How are you doing?
it's so early tho
actually im doing surprisingly well all things considered! how are you doing you cute little blue amphibian?
*takes another sip*
*fixes hair again*
I added you on steam.
good thats great to hear, whats got you feeling so good?
I am just naturally upbeat and cheery.
last online 16 days ago
you should bottle some of that up and sell it
that's not even really it since that is just when I logged on to steam, not the chat service. I haven't gotten on the chat service in like two years.
Nope, it's all mine.
guess i'll just have to hang around and pick up the sunbeams then
not being a nerd that plays video games every day
what are you even doing
I do, i just opt out of logging into the chat service.
16 days tho
TAKE THE HINT
you ever just sit on the toilet
like. i dont even have to go. im just... sitting here
It's not like you can't send or receive messages while offline
I wanna cum inside Moshy's tight butthole tbh
I play things not on steam.
I sub for no one
eat my ass
You're a fucking furry tho
Like nigga come on
Now we have two eeveelution posters and both are equally good
all furries have to be sub
Nah, I already skipped ahead to the part where you got fucked so foreplay is long gone.
Are you telling me Im supposed to take furries seriously?
Dallas is a selfish lover.
Watch out Dallas, nezi knows filter-fu
No shit sherlock
You should pick one too
Rough, raw and wild like the good Lord intended.
Just their penises
Does he still wear those gauche fucking shutter shades these days? I've gotta know.
Don't associate with them
*kindles the thread*